Chapter 8: Patience in Silence, Eruption in Patience
The blue-haired chicken came to Gen in three jumps and two steps, and it seemed that he had only listened to half of what Gen said, and half of it was still short-circuiting its IQ.
So in a tangled mood, to pump his face or not? Punch him twice with a pointed mouth or forget it? Send him to heaven or send him to the earth?
Gen sensed that Lan Mao's emotions didn't seem to be very stable because of this, and he was still weak in his heart, could it be that Lao Tzu was wrong? Nope! It's chicken...... There's nothing wrong with it!
And don't you think that the chickens here can still understand the eldest aunt, so if you can even understand this to a certain point? Gen felt that he could really go and eat directly, and stop thinking about continuing to live, it was better to kill himself directly...... Whoever loves to cross this kind of crossing will go through it, and he will be a good man in another eighteen years, but don't come to him again, then he really can't afford to hurt, and he doesn't owe chickens any chicken love in his last life!
Although it is said that ...
But Gen still wants to live on! Besides, I don't know what kind of wind this blue-haired chicken is smoking? Therefore, the root thinks, some thoughts of resistance should be thought about, but don't be serious to the point of being incompensable, then you are really ignorant, and you won't even think about the exaggerated reversal of fish and meat? I'm afraid I didn't wake up...... Big breasted brother?
So he quickly showed a loving and caring look and said, "Huh? Sister Ji, what's wrong with you, what's uncomfortable? Still is...... Why don't I show you? ”
As he spoke, he was very involved in his feelings, and the fake show was really serious, and even his eyes were red and his face was white, and he said sadly, "Sister Ji... You...... Needless to say, I'm supposed to be a sinful person, and I've realized that I've made a serious mistake and shouldn't have let you do this dirty work! Nor should I call you like a cow or a horse. ”
He seemed more bitter and affectionate when he said this.
Yes, under the power of a chicken, Lao Tzu's hard bones will surrender and disarm in minutes.
Although his heart was full of bitterness, he didn't dare to say it because he didn't say it, so he said seriously, "You are so dignified and noble like a blue angel on the top, and your broad mind is the vast sea, and you must shine with divine light wherever you go, eating cleaner, delicious, and high-grade food." ”
At this moment, like a humble pious, sincere eyes imprinted with the blue angel in front of him, he said, "And I am not a child!" My sin is that I make a delicacy, which is completely unsatisfying to your taste, and can only be a blasphemy.
But your blue light is full of vastness, and I am beginning to be bold enough to give up this dark dish for the sake of your sacredness, but please rest assured of me...... I will not give up on your food treatment, even if I only have a little physical strength, I will make sure to cook the best food in my life! ”
Then came the yellow wind and the sand... Whirring is blowing, blowing into a beautiful painting, which sand flying sand fog sand flowers. They also brought roots and blue-haired chickens into the painting, and cast a spell to make them into statues, and sand flowers bloomed all over them.
Yes! Blue Fur was stunned by the root at this moment, and when he heard the root say to give up this dish, it allowed itself to enter the painting and planted sand flowers.
It seems to endure in silence...... The eruption of patience, because at that moment, the problems that had short-circuited its IQ were suddenly destroyed and forgotten, leaving only the whole figure of the root in the round eyes.
Slowly, the figure in its eyes shrank at a rate visible to the naked eye, getting smaller and smaller until it completely disappeared from the eye mask.
"Boom...... Giggle......"
At this time, the blue fur suddenly broke the static picture...... It finally exploded, as if it had reached its limit unbearable, and its anger was so heartbreaking that it was about to puncture an eardrum.
The sudden change bankrupted Gen's conspiracy, and even Sha Fei Sha Wu Shahua broke and ran away, and he was also frightened by the tiger's guts, and he was so nervous that he was so scared that he instinctively hurriedly hugged his head to cover his face, and said it with trepidation.
"Chicken ...... Sister Ji, please listen to what I said, can you not slap my face...... Yes...... I ...... day Fly! ”
Therefore, Gen was whipped away by the angry blue-haired, causing him to draw an ugly arc in the air, and the big red pants and flesh-white thighs were particularly eye-catching.
In the end, the root fell like a dog eating, and spit out the sand directly, but this fall can break the root out of the force, and there is no strength to climb out of the sand at all!
Seeing this, the blue-haired rooster seemed to have dissipated his anger, and saw that his wings turned into a pair of hands and put them behind his buttocks, and then he raised his head up and down, straightened his chest and raised his fart, and then began to stride...... Until one step or two staggered and shiny maple leaf pants, and it was like this until a few seconds later in front of Gen.
Gen knew that the damn blue fur was coming towards him, for the shaky lines of sand had entered his ears with the rhythm of wheezing, so he pretended to be weak and scoundrel and wailed that he was going to give the damned stinky chicken a good listen.
"Oops...... Lao Tzu is going to die, and he doesn't have enough strength to make Lao Tzu sit up, let alone stand? I'm still thinking about what is the best food in life, forget it, don't make any more food dishes......! ”
The root is lying in the sand like the ground, his face is next to the gravel, his eyes are closed, his mouth is constantly squirming, and speaking means eating a mouthful of sand, but he still has to pretend not to be afraid of eating more sand, and he doesn't look up and squint at the chicken in front of him when he spits out the sand in his mouth.
So the root missed a magical picture, the blue-haired chicken seemed to magically become a big lady, the wings began to insert their waists, and the maple leaf pants on the legs began to be stretched, and the distance between the legs seemed to be mocking, and then a standard figure of eight magically appeared.
This is completely the temper of an eldest lady, but she also has the posture of a shrew scolding the street. However, it was really eye-opening, but unfortunately Gen didn't see this magical glance, so his ideas and routines were shattered again.
Because the blue-haired chicken has done all this, and has also set up the posture of the figure-eight waist, after listening to the root of the wail and the rogue telling, it attacked the root again.
I saw a five-legged big claw directly stepping on a round buttocks, and Gen shouted in horror at this moment, "You pervert, what do you want to do to Lao Tzu?" ”
He also began to struggle hard, and his body splashed countless layers of sand, just like an old cow bathing in the water.
But...... After all, he still felt Dandan's sad tears.