Chapter 9: Come on, hurt again
Nima...... It hurts! Damn it, don't step on Lao Tzu. Gen gritted his teeth even harder at this moment, and was even frightened into a cold sweat.
But Gen was lucky to feel that the big was joking with him, but he was quite heavy.
So he reminded and said: "Tell you, there are two golden eggs on Lao Tzu's body that will be ruthlessly crushed by your magnitude!" You'd better pay attention to your magnitude, Lao Tzu's body is very weak. ”
When he said this, his eyes were still filled with tears of sorrow, although the energy in his body had been magically transformed, making his body's endurance rapidly stronger, but the weight of this chicken leg was still beyond his imagination.
But then, Genzai was also afraid and worried in his heart, thinking, "What a damn big chicken, what do you want to do to Lao Tzu?" Whining...... But I'm still worried that it will step on my feet, so I will definitely have a "pop" sound below, and then I will cry and faint and I won't see the light of day. ”
Strangely, it was at this moment that Gen suddenly felt half the weight on his body.
"Huh? Is it ......? Root began to think about it in surprise, he thought that it must be the blue fur who let his balls go, after all, the word "balls" suddenly had a magical power, and just listening to it could make it overflow with maternal love.
So? Gen was about to twist his body to adjust the position of the balls to avoid the next thing like that, but his ass suddenly writhed again.
"Oh my God, no! Do I want to live or not? I'm not crazy, I'm sober, what kind of place is this? Why can a chicken do such a despicable and shameful thing to Lao Tzu? ”
These sentences are like thunderbolts in a sunny day, it resounded in his heart and reverberated with a miserable melody, and Gen's heart was like a broken heart, he felt that he couldn't get rid of the claws of a chicken after all, and he was even more sad to the extreme.
I saw that this blue-haired chicken was about to take off exaggeratedly, and its feet not only stepped on a round buttocks, but also grabbed the round buttocks.
…… What a shame! Rogue! Lustful chicken!
No wonder Gen's heart is about to be broken at this moment, and he doesn't want to live anymore, how can this be as simple as escaping the grinding claws? This is simply a pervert among beasts!
It is precisely at this time that the root is no longer able to resist, and it is the moment before that he has to resist desperately, so that he has not escaped the fear of this moment. And being scratched and rubbed by it so shamelessly, Gen felt that his balls were indirectly pressed by the rubbing gun, and the painful sourness was really more bitter than eating Coptis chinensis.
Alas, it's all to blame that his thing is a little scary, otherwise even if he lies flat at 180 degrees, there won't be anything sad about the balls!
But at this moment, he didn't scream in pain.
His heart is going to die, and he may have to endure it and not give in, and be a real man who would rather die than give in.
After doing this for a short time, the sad tears in his eyes turned into strings of scattered raindrops, and at this moment he finally broke out, real men or something, let's talk about it later!
He said quite angrily, "Come on, come and hurt Lao Tzu again, Lao Tzu will no longer ask for sympathy from a beast, unless...... Unless I plead as soon as you stop your vileness and shamelessness, and take away your stinky claws, I have no interest in eating it...... Oh, I'm talking about that eagle's stinky feet. ”
It's said that this chicken has a spirit, and even has a super sense of human nature, but I don't have to think that I still have use value, isn't it?
The big chicken didn't slap him out on the spot after hearing this, even if he still has a bit of use value, but it is inevitable that the big chicken will not look at things that are pleasing to the eye, such as red trousers and ragged T sleeve flower rain.
Thereupon......
"Are you crazy? Perverted? What are you doing? ...... "The root lay weakly, but his mouth was screaming frantically, and at the same time his heart was screaming with fear.
"It's over, it's really almost nothing now, can I shout indecent? No, I'm scared myself......"
Blue Fur doesn't care about the roots, he only knows that he can't escape his own magnitude, one foot can make his body a quiet person, and the other foot can make his mouth speak human words!
So the rotten T sleeves of the root were grabbed and ripped away, and soon the tearing of the trousers began......
Of course, Gen is frantically stopping with both hands, that is, holding the thighs of the chicken with his backhand. He thinks that there is really no upper one, but there is really no one below.
"Tear pull, tear pull ......!" However, there were several sounds of broken cloth
So Gen was really anxious to get to his grandmother's house, and he felt that the wind was leaking behind him and became several Dongfeng rift valleys, and there was a big change of 360 degrees immediately.
His anger turned into begging for mercy and compromise, and his eyes were teary as he watched, "Don't, don't, if you have something to say, I can cook food for you unconditionally, please believe me again, really, I will do a good job!" ”
After the root finished speaking, he noticed that the big chicken stopped all movements, and even the big paws that stepped on him were withdrawn, and then there was a blue light unrestrained in the mud and sand, it was the blue-haired chicken that left, just when the root was curious, but the blue-haired chicken came back again, and it was only ten seconds before and after!
"Oh my God! How much do you want to eat food made by humans? "Root looked at it with the body of an eagle in its mouth, and two dead snakes between its wings!
The blue-haired chicken puffed out his eyes at Gen, which was full of intimidation, and Gen didn't dare to say anything more, so he saw that the blue-haired chicken first threw the eagle in front of his eyes, and then put a dead snake on top of the eagle's corpse.
Then it flew half-flew, and on the way it was very skillful in grasping another dead snake in its claws, and it slowly flew higher......"
Gen knew that this blue fur was going to do what he had said before, but Gen was depressed when he thought of it.
Hum! If you can fly, you can fly, you have to do things sooner or later, although the flying technique is very bad, but you have to play dead to do it, hum! This hatred and this grudge are too big, and I have to kill you in the future!
And the blue fur played with the headless snake in mid-air with his half-hung flying skills, and did as Gen said, grabbing the ugly tail with his beautiful claws, swinging the snake's body vigorously, and began to release strings of Nima's blood and shining like rubies.
However, these actions were all done in one go, and the blue fur soon flew to the sky directly above the eagle's corpse, and then slowly descended, as if in order to follow the Gen's instructions, he was still very careful to throw the bloody snake on the eagle's corpse.
Gen looked at its approach and gave it an admiring smile, and said praisefully, "Yes, that's it, you're really amazing, you can do anything from heaven to earth." ”