"Jingle bells, jingle bells......"

It's a normal after-school ......

"Hey, do you want to go to the game hall to play together on the way back? There's a new one on the street, and it's pretty big. ”

"I'm sorry, I still have a group activity today, let's go together next time."

"Okay, see you tomorrow."

............

"Ministry activities, although it's all at this time, I still can't find the department I'm interested in."

Yu Xian slowly put the comic book in his hand into his school bag.

"After all, I still don't have anything particularly interesting."

Yu Xian sat in his seat and whispered to himself.

"Really, if only I could have some special skills......

"Great, Yu Xian sees that you are quite idle, come and do me a favor to the teacher."

Just as Yu Xian was about to get up and leave, the teacher on the podium who had not yet left spoke to him.

"Come and run an errand for the teacher, help me put this in the chemistry lab in the old school building."

"Eh, teacher, why don't you go yourself? I'm ready to go home. ”

"I'll have something to do later, how about I help out."

"Eh, that's too much trouble......"

"Oh? Yes, Yu Xian, I remember that you seem to be a bit late lately! Do you think the teacher should report it? ”

"Willing to help!"

"Very well, I just like aspiring young people like you."

"Haaa......"

"Then I'll leave it to you!"

As he spoke, he took out a sorted cardboard box from under the podium and handed it to Yu Xian.

"Hmm, it's heavy! Is there anyone who can help......"

Yu Xian looked back at the already empty classroom.

“......”

"Ahhh Unfortunate! ”

............

"It's finally done! Come home! ”

Yu Xian walked out of the physics classroom and felt relaxed.

Yu Xian slowly began to walk towards the classroom, to take the schoolbag he had placed in the classroom.

"Huh? Where did the smell of mush come from? ”

On the way back to the classroom, Yu Xian smelled a faint smell of mush when he passed by the door of a classroom.

"It's coming from here?"

Yu Xian slowly raised his head and saw the words on the classroom sign.

"Department of Occult Research? What the hell, I have a bad premonition when I hear the name, I'd better go. ”

Yu Xian stood in front of the department and muttered to himself.

"In that case, let's go."

Just when Yu Xian was about to leave, the door of the department suddenly opened, and Yu Xian saw that inside, the department was very large, the size of a normal classroom, there was a desk by the windowsill, and a boss chair, and in front of the desk was a six-person desk, and several chairs, and there was a bookshelf in the corner and a person who was tied up by five flowers and was lying on the ground? Yu Xian wanted to see clearly, but now Yu Xian couldn't care about these things at all......

"Fire!"

"No, it's not, it's just an illusion."

"How is that possible! It's not your average heat!"

"Although it feels very real, it's really just a hallucination."

One of the people standing inside heard Yu Xian's cry and replied lightly.

"Look, is there a guy tied up in that corner? In fact, these are all hallucinatory theories. ”

"What a joke! Now it's not about having time to take care of that person! Although that person is also very concerned, but take care of the fire first! ”

"Please don't care."

"No matter, hurry up and get me a fire extinguisher!"

"So it's really just an illusion."

"It's true!"

"But ......"

"I understand that I want to keep it a secret from outsiders, but I'd better think about these things later!"

"Okay, I see."

"Oooo

..............

"Huhu...... It's finally done, and I always feel like I'm really tired today. ”

"Phew, thank you for this classmate, thanks to you, this illusion has finally disappeared."

"I still don't admit it's a fire!"

"It's okay, it's okay."

"It's not me who has the problem!"

"Classmate, wouldn't it be tiring for you to complain like this?"

"Whose fault is it?"

"Okay, let's put aside the classmate matter for now."

"No, no, no, it can't be like this!"

"What's your name, classmate, from that class?"

"You didn't listen to me at all!"

"Aren't you tired?"

"It's not you!"

[But it always feels so comfortable to come once in a while!] 】

"Smack!"

"What are you closing the door for?"

"Nothing."

"What you don't do, what do you do!"

"Then ask again, what is your name, classmate, which class."

"First of all, you should explain this situation to me!"

"Huh? Whatever Nozomi asks you, you will answer me! ”

The tall girl standing at the door spoke impatiently, and slowly walked towards Yu Xian, her hands still groping in her pockets.

"Okay, Liyin, let me ask."

"Okay minister."

[Eh! What a situation now! It's not going to be extinguished! 】

"It's okay classmate, don't be afraid."

[Yes, calm down. 】

Yu Xian slowly turned his head to look around.

[One in front, one at the door, and a ...... tied in the corner]

Yu Xian looked around and thought about it in his heart.

[Hmm! One man, and two women, it's okay to go on like this. 】

"Look! Flying saucer! ”

"Where?"

[Sure enough, I was fooled, hahahaha! 】

Yu Xian took advantage of the girl in front of him to look out the window, and he moved towards the door.

..........

[Huh? What's going on? Why does my second half hurt so much? 】

"You're awake."

Yu Xian's ears heard the girl's faint voice.

[What's going on?] Didn't I just succeed in my strategy? Why ......]

"Huh? What's going on with me? ”

Yu Xian slowly opened his eyes, looked around and looked at himself, his entire upper body was wrapped with rope, and his hands were tied up behind his back.

"I'll go, how I'm tied up! Help me! ”

"Don't scream, no one will come to your rescue."

Yu Xian looked at the girl in front of her, the girl in front of her had long black hair hanging straight down her waist, delicate facial features, slender willow eyebrows, big eyes, melon seed face, beautiful appearance, a faint smile on her face, a height of about one meter six, wearing a black robe, like a witch.

"Where is this? Who the hell are you? ”

"I'll put that aside for now."

"Put ...... again"

"Hmm!"

Suddenly, Yu Xian felt a murderous look, and he held back half of what he said.

"Then classmate, let me ask you......"

"Ask what?"

"Nozomi doesn't interject when she speaks!"

The short girl standing behind the minister took out a leather whip out of nowhere and held it in her hand.

"What the hell? Why do you have such a thing! ”

"Put this aside for now."

"Put it again!"

The minister bypassed the matter lightly.

"Classmate, let me ask you, would you like to join us? Become one of us? Of course, this is for the sake of your own life.

"What kind of illegal assembly is this! It's also forced to accept people! ”

"This is the Department of Occult Research, and I'm the minister's Shangguan Nozomi."

"Same as before, Lin Liyin of the department."

"I'm Dongfang Chun of the department."

"It's time to make such a formal introduction! Wrong! The point is what the hell is that guy in that corner! ”

"You don't have to worry about that."

"It's definitely going to matter! There's a guy tied up there! ”

"It's okay, it's my interest."

"What the hell is interested!"

Hearing the answer of the person in the corner, Yu Xian felt that at this moment, his worldview changed.

[There is such a pervert in such a close place, what the hell is this place! 】

"Don't bother with your classmates."

"No, no, no, there are perverts in such close proximity to me, I must be entangled!"

"Speaking of classmates, we've all introduced it, isn't it your turn?"

[No, if I tell them, what will they do to me!] 】

"Don't worry, we won't do anything to you."

"Don't read my heart!"

"I said, classmate, you've been complaining for so long, aren't you really tired? Do you want to take a break? ”

"Whose fault is it?"

But Yu Xian also listened to the words of the Shangguan minister and calmed down.

"Well, my name is Yu Xian, the ...... of the third class of the first grade"

As if giving up resistance, Yu Xian began to introduce himself.

"Well, first-year classmate Yu Xian."

"Yes."

"It's a special name, it's pronounced upside down...... Salted fish? ”

"Ahh

"Okay, salted fish."

"It's not like I didn't listen at all!"

"Anyway, would you be interested in joining our Department of Occult Research?"

"Huh? Don't change the subject! ”

"That little thing is put aside."

"That's not a small matter!"

"Oh, I asked if you would be interested in joining us."

"It's changing the subject again!"

"No, you think too much about salted fish."

"Ahhh Okay, I'll put it aside for now, I have to have a reason to join you! ”

"Why......"

Shangguan Ximei hesitated.

"Well, because you know our secrets, you won't be able to get out of this room completely if you don't join."

"Ahh

"No, it's impossible for you to walk out of this room with a complete memory."

"This reason was just made up! You just paused! ”

"Well, it's really just made up......"

"Huh? How did you admit it so easily this time? ”

"Salted fish, you can't listen to me?"

"Sorry, I'm so surprised, please continue."

[Heh, no matter what she says, I don't want to join this suspicious group.] 】

"What I just said is indeed just made, but some of it is true......"

"That part?"

"Let me tell you, junior."

For some reason, Lin Liyin, who was standing behind Minister Shangguan, slowly walked towards Yu Xian, still holding a wooden bat in her hand.

"Even if you walk out of this classroom, your memory will be incomplete, but it depends on the state of my amnestic bat."

"Eh, eh, eh! No way! Do I still have my life when you come up with this stick! ”

"I don't know, you're the number one experimenter on this amnestic bat."

"Mom! Don't use other people as experiments! ”

"It's okay, this is the Department of Occult Research, no matter how unscientific it is, it's going to be fine."

"It's such a Paranormal Research Department!"

"Okay, junior, I've given you time to think about it, now let me hear your answer."

"When is it time to give me time!"

"I'll count to three."

"Wait ......"

"One"

[It's okay, I don't believe she will really fight down.] 】

"Two"

[Still counting, won't you really want to fight? ] 】

"Three"

[Cut, I don't believe she will really fight down.] 】

"It's time, it's a pity, so bye-bye!"

After Lin Liyin finished speaking, she slammed the stick at Yu Xian.

[Ahhh 】

"Huh? Why are you running away? ”

"Usually you dodge!"

"Oh? Which one will not dodge. ”

As he spoke, he pointed at Dongfang Chun in the corner with a stick.

"That's a pervert, okay!"

"Young man, I can't pretend I didn't hear you when you said that, is there anything wrong with me pursuing the pleasures of the body and soul as I please?"

"So that's what you think perverted!"

Yu Xian complained about Dongfang Chun while dodging Lin Liyin's attack.

"Don't hide, boy!"

"Vixen, don't chase!"

"Boy, do you dare to scold Miss Ben for being a shrew? I'm angry, and I still want to show some mercy to my subordinates, but it seems that I don't need to. ”

"Who can't do lip service, if you don't tie me up, I'll beat you five at a time."

"Okay, I'll see how you beat me five!"

As soon as she finished speaking, Lin Liyin disappeared from the spot.

"What about people?"

"Boy, behind you."

It was the voice of a young girl, but it did seem so terrifying to Yu Xian's ears at this time.

[It seems that I have ended here, but if you want to solve me, you will also have to pay the price!] 】

"Uh-huh!"

"Boy, come here!"

At the moment when the bat was about to hit Yu Xian, Yu Xian also got close to Lin Liyin, and everything happened between the lightning and flint.

Just when the bat was only one centimeter away from Yu Xian, Yu Xian's knees bent, and his whole face was pressed against the bat, and suddenly the whole person knelt down, one bent over with his hands behind his back, and his forehead on the ground.

"I volunteered to join the Department of Occult Research! Please approve! ”

"Ah, Ah, I'm fine, but Liyin's words won't forgive you......"

After hearing this, Yu Xian raised his head and looked up, and what caught his eye was a piece of cloth printed with the bear's head.

"What is this?"

The more Yu Xian looked at it, the more familiar he felt.

[This won't be ......]

As if he had discovered something, Yu Xian immediately stepped back from his original position.

At the moment when Yu Xian left, a stick hit Yu Xian's position just now.

Yu Xian looked forward, and in front of him was a stick stuck in the floor and Lin Liyin, whose face was flushed.

"Ahhh I'll kill you! ”

"Help......"

............

"Poof, since you are willing to join the ministry, then you can bookmark this contract."

Shangguan Ximei couldn't help but smile, took out a piece of paper from the desk in the department, and handed it to Yu Xian, who was red and swollen in front of him, and was no different from a pig's head.

"Well, can you stop laughing, minister, after all, it's not your fault that I have this face......"

"Okay, don't laugh, you hurry up and bookmark the contract."

"Well, Minister, can you look at me while you speak......"

"No, your face is so funny, I'm afraid I'll laugh."

"Okay, when it comes to the application for entry into the ministry, what is the contract called, I thought it was."

"No, this is a contract with the demon, and after signing it, your soul will belong to the demon!"

"No, no, no, it's just a simple application for admission! Right! ”

Yu Xian looked around as he spoke, his eyes as if he was asking them.

"Contract."

“......”

"Well, it's a contract."

"All I said, how can there be such a suspicious contract......"

Yu Xian felt a little wrong halfway through his words.

"What did you just say?"

"It's a contract."

“......”

"Well, what about the contract."

"Oh my God, where is this contract, why can't I see it!"

"Perverts can't be seen."

“......”

"Well, perverts can't be seen."

"You're not qualified to talk about me, are you?"

Yu Xianru gave up and didn't entangle with them in this matter, and obediently wrote his name and class on the 'contract' and handed the 'contract' to Shangguan Ximei.

"Okay, I did receive it, then welcome Salted Fish to join the Department of Occult Research."

"Does it have to be called salted fish?"

"Well, yes."

"So be it......"

Yu Xian knew that he couldn't fight these people, so he gave up early.

"Okay, okay, since Salted Fish has joined us, then I'll reintroduce the members of the department!"

Minister Shangguan was very excited for some reason.

"Then from me first, I am Shangguan Ximei, who is the minister, in the fourth class of the second year, and the research project is magic."

[Huh? Magic? What the heck? 】

"This is Lin Liyin's classmate, by the way, she is the runner-up of the last National High School Student Martial Arts Conference, very powerful!"

Finally point to the pervert in the corner.

"Dongfang Chun, the first class of the second year can be regarded as the student president of this school."

"What? Student president? That's all it takes to be perverted? ”

"The boy doesn't want me to emphasize many times, I'm not called a pervert, I'm called living as I want, and I don't suppress my desires like you."

"That's called pervert!"

"Teenager, this is where your superficiality ......"

"Forget it, I'm wrong, okay, please let me go!"

"Okay, it's not too early, it's time to go back."

Yu Xian took out his phone and looked at it.

"Mom, it's all here, no, I have to go first!"

"That's good, salted fish, I'll see you in the department tomorrow."

"If you can't do it tomorrow, I'll go to your classroom and kill you."

"Senior Sister Lin, don't you want to say such a terrible thing with an innocent face!"

"Boy, you can try."

"Don't, I was wrong, please spare ......"

............