During the lunch break

[It's weird, although it's not okay not to decide on the ministry quickly, but what kind of thing is it to be forced into the ministry like that! ] 】

Yu Xian was sitting in the empty room, thinking about the problem.

[Things like the Literature Department, the Computer Department, and the like are still in the past, but why do I have to join this strange department!] It's better to say what I should do! 】

"God, help me!"

"Smack!"

The door of the department opened, Lin Liyin walked in from outside the door, saw Yu Xian, who was already sitting inside, and found a bench and sat down as if he ignored it.

The long black curly hair is softly draped over her shoulders, her fair skin is as smooth as mutton fat, her black eyes are shining with a cunning light, her pink thin lips are slightly upturned under the high nose bridge, she smiles slightly from time to time, a sweet smile hangs on her face, there is a pair of light rose-red dimples on her cheeks, like red apples, about one meter five tall, wearing a red maple college uniform, knee-length skirt, and a cute little Lori.

But Lin Liyin seemed to find Yu Xian staring at her.

"Hey, Salted Fish Boy, what are you looking at?"

"Huh? I just think it's cute to look at the senior sister carefully. ”

"Cute ......"

Lin Liyin's face immediately turned red after hearing this.

[It's so cute! 】

"But, cute or something, are you looking down on me!"

[Ah, tsundere's appearance is so cute. 】

"No, how dare I look down on you, senior sister!"

"Really?"

"Really, if it hadn't been for the past, I would have been obsessed with you."

"You guy, you're really playing with me!"

"No, Senpai."

Seeing Lin Liyin's expression with shame and anger, Yu Xian immediately began to change the topic.

"By the way, senior sister, does everyone in this department have a research project? Minister Shangguan is magic, looking at that perverted Dongfang senior, it is estimated that it is a perverted refining? Sister Shangguan is probably a book? What about you, senior sister? ”

"What the hell are they? Dongfang Chun's subject is not some perverted refining, according to him, he is studying how to have an incorruptible body and an immortal soul. ”

"Isn't this a perverted cultivation!"

"As for the minister's sister, she's studying curses."

[Huh? Curse? These two sisters are more wonderful than the other. 】

"So, senior sister, what are you studying?"

"I'm researching superpowers!"

"I'm rubbing, it's a wonder again!"

"You call me weird!"

[Oops, I accidentally said it out loud, it's troublesome.] 】

"No, senior sister, I'm not saying that you're weird, it's just that you're a magic, a curse, and finally a superpower, I want to know how old my senior sister is."

"You're looking down on me again! If you don't believe me, I'll show you one now! ”

"Okay, I'll look at it, so I'll ask the senior sister to change."

"Look at it, Salted Fish Boy."

Lin Liyin said as she took out a soup spoon from the schoolbag she brought.

"Why do you have a spoon in your bag?"

"You don't care about this, look at it, watch me bend him with my mind!"

As he spoke, the soup spoon in his hand suddenly bent down.

"How's that, isn't it amazing?"

"It's really amazing, you can bend it with one finger! In other words, this is not a superpower, just simple magic! No! Not even magic! ”

"No, no, it's an idea."

"What a fart! I can see that your thumb has been exerting force! ”

"You, you're wrong."

"Why don't you look me in the eye and say!"

"Now that you know, you can't help it."

"What do you want to do?"

Yu Xian looked at Lin Liyin, who was slowly approaching, and felt that something was wrong, so he hurriedly distanced himself from him.

"Don't run, salted fish boy, I'll delete your memory a little, it's not a big deal."

"Stay away from me! How much life do I have left for that stick of yours? ”

"You have to trust my technology, I won't hurt you."

"You throw away the stick in your hand first!"

"The soft ones can't be good, it looks like the hard ones are coming."

"When have you ever been soft!"

............

"Ahh

"Where did you see that?"

Just as Lin Liyin threw Yu Xian to the ground and was about to clear his memory, the minister's Shangguan Ximei and her sister Shangguan Xishui walked in.

"Liyin is throwing herself into your arms and coquettish, isn't this evidence of a good relationship?"

"Excuse me, did you see from that eye that she was coquettish to me!"

"The two eyes of the face?"

"Have you ever seen someone with a bat!"

"This is the characteristic of Liyin's coquettishness!"

"I'll you! Why don't you hurry up and save your life! ”

............

"I thought I was going to die!"

After struggling hard, Yu Xian finally saved a small life from Lin Liyin's magic grasp.

"Ahh

"Whose fault is it! Minister, you've been watching me suffer from my senior sister, and I'm almost going to lose my life! ”

"I don't want to disturb you because I'm having fun watching you."

"So you saw it from which eye!"

"Isn't it?"

"Not really!"

"Regret."

"Don't be sorry!"

............

"Then again, what's going on with that fire yesterday, Minister?"

"That's a hallucination."

"How can there be such a realistic illusion!"

"Salted fish, you have to complain about me every sentence like this, aren't you really tired?"

"Whose fault is it?"

"Take a sip of water, don't get tired."

Yu Xian took the water bottle handed over by Minister Shangguan, opened the cap, and began to drink it in one gulp.

[I didn't expect this minister to have a considerate side! ] 】

"Poof!"

"It's okay, salted fish, why did you spray?"

"What the hell are you giving me a drink! There is an indescribable strange smell in my mouth! ”

"This is my new drink, I call it Devil's Kiss!"

"Is this for people to drink?"

"Don't worry, the ingredients I choose are all edible."

"I can't eat it, I'm in the hospital now!"

[I'm really still too naïve, there is no normal person in this department except me! ] 】

"No, I'll go out and buy some water and come back."

"Then, salted fish, I want orange juice."

"I want Coke."

“......”

"If you want to, buy it yourself!"

Hearing that Yu Xian was going out to buy water, Lin Liyin, who was tinkering with strange props on the side, also raised her head.

"Ahhh Really! I'll buy it! ”

"Well, that's good."

............

"Eh, the minister's orange juice, senior sister's Coke, I'll buy a bottle of Coke too, and then Sister Shangguan will buy a bottle of milk, and look like it's growing in the body."

"Yo! Boy, what a coincidence I met you here. ”

"I don't want to run into you at all."

Just when Yu Xian finished buying a drink and was about to go back to the department, he happened to meet Dongfang Chun who was walking towards him.

"Hey! You kid, this is the student council president, what kind of tone are you! ”

Only then did Yu Xian notice that there was not only Dongfang Chun walking towards him, but also a well-behaved short-haired girl.

"What kind of tone do you have to be so rude to the president!"

"Well, it's okay Tang Jing, this is a salted fish boy who is in the same group as me."

"You're just salted fish! Your whole family is salted fish! ”

"You guy, how dare you talk like that! Hurry up and apologize to the president! ”

"Apologize? Why should I apologize to this pervert! ”

"Perverted! You dare to say that the president is a pervert! See that I don't teach you a lesson! ”

"Don't go too far, even if it's a girl, I treat them equally!"

.............

"I'm wrong, big sister, spare me!"

"You know it's wrong, this is the difference in strength between you and me."

Tang Jing slowly took her feet away from Yu Xian, who was lying on the ground.

[The girls in this school are all monsters! I don't know the severity of my hands one by one, I pity my old waist! 】

"Let me make up for your poor brain!"

“......”

"The Red Maple College we study is a high-level institution that encourages students to innovate independently, in this school, students are the biggest, students' grades in school determine their status in the school, and the student president at the top of the student is the side of the whole school's student learning, which is similar to the existence of faith!"

"Faith? That's all it takes to be perverted? ”

"You dare to say a word of pervert again!"

"Sister, I was wrong."

From beginning to end, Dongfang Chun stood aside with a smile, looking at this side silently, how could he have the perverted look he did yesterday?

Suddenly, Yu Xian seemed to think of something, and quickly approached Dongfang Chun and pulled him aside.

"Ahh President! ”

"It's okay Tang Jing, I'll go discuss something with this young man."

............

"President Dongfang, do you have twin brothers or something?"

"You think too much teenager, I am me, there is no second one."

"No, no, was I dreaming yesterday? This is exactly the same as yesterday's impression of two people! ”

"Don't worry, young man, the student president is actually just my superficial identity, and my secret identity is a pioneer in the pursuit of physical and psychological liberation."

"You've done a great job of superficial work, aren't you?"

"Hehe, people often say that."

"I ......"

"Okay boy, I'll leave first if I have something to do, I won't go to the ministry today, you talk to the ministers."

After speaking, he turned around and returned to Tang Jing's side.

"Let's go, I've already discussed it with him, and it's no problem."

"Well, yes, President!"

"Well, I've always been so energetic."

"It's all thanks to the president!"

“......”

After that, Tang Jing left here with Dongfang Chun.

[How do I feel that my worldview is about to collapse, why are perverts so popular! ] Although he is more handsome than me, taller than me, and has better grades than me...... No, no, no matter how much I think about it, I don't think I'm a pervert! 】

"Okay, now that everything is purchased, I'll go back first."

.............

"I'm back!"

"Just in time, boy, I'm going to show you my new magic now, no, it's a superpower."

Just when Yu Xian came back and put the drink on the table in the department, Lin Liyin's voice suddenly came from behind.

"Hey, you just said magic!"

"No, you heard it wrong, put this aside for now, and watch the darkness fall!"

As soon as the words fell, Yu Xian felt that his surroundings were suddenly dark.

"Painful ......"

"How? I'm complacent with superpowers, right? ”

"Which bastard covered my head!"

"No, no, no, it's not about covering your head, it's a superpower that makes the light around you disappear!"

"You have what it takes to let me go!"

At the moment when Yu Xian felt that his surroundings were darkening, the whole person lay straight to the ground, and his hands were grabbed and pasted behind his back.

"Let go of me!"

"Don't be afraid of the boy, this is a measure to protect you."

"How can't I see it!"

"It's for fear that you'll get lost in the dark and keep you where you are."

"Even if you say such things in a serious voice, I won't believe it!"

"Then there's no way, just let me use my superpowers to put you to sleep."

"Huh? No...... Ah......h

............

"How did you sleep?"

Yu Xian slowly opened his eyes and looked around, and found that he was lying on the ground, his head resting on Lin Liyin's lap.

[How does this feel familiar? By the way, what just happened, how do I feel like my memory is a little out of touch? 】

"What just happened? How did I faint? ”

"You just came in and suddenly stood in the doorway for some reason, clutching your chest, your face full of pain, and then you fell to the floor of the department."

Lin Liyin was talking serious nonsense there.

"What, what, what?"

"What?"

"I don't remember either, huh! I don't remember! ”

"How do I feel that senior sister, you are talking nonsense again?"

"Jingle bells, jingle bells......"

"Okay, class, let's go first."

"Eh, wait, tell me what's going on!"

"Then we'll go first."

"Wait! Minister! ”

“......”

However, none of them stopped, and all of them walked out of the department quickly.

"Can you tell me what happened!!

The empty department could only hear Yu Xian's shouts.

............

“...... Grandmother Liu Shuchen was lonely and weak, and she was raised by her relatives. There are few ministers and many diseases, not at the age of nine, and zero Ding is lonely, as for the establishment. There is no uncle, and the brother ...... life."

[No, they have something to hide from me, I must remember!] 】

"Huh? Then, Mr. Yu Xian, please continue to read the part just now. ”

[The part just now? What the hell? 】

"It seems that I didn't listen, but no matter what you say, you have to stand up first!"

"Uh...... Ok ......"

"Hahahaha!"

The surrounding classmates laughed out loud when they looked at Yu Xian's embarrassment.

"Quiet! Be quiet! Here's what a classroom looks like! ”

"Salted fish, salted fish is the statement on page 60."

"Oh! Oh! ...... There is no close relatives on the outside, and there is no five-foot servant on the inside. And Liu Shuying's illness is often in bed, and the ministers serve the decoction, and they have never been abolished ......"

"Okay, sit down, you can't be distracted like this next time!"

"Okay, I see, teacher."

"Then let's move on......"

............

"Yuntao is so thankful, he just helped me!"

"Are we not friends alright?"

"That's right! Oh my best friend! ”

Yu Xian looked at the young man on his right who had just helped him.

[This guy's name is Yuntao is my best friend in junior high school, and when I was in high school, I applied for Red Maple College together, and my grades are about the same, just a little more handsome than me, and I heard that there are many girls in the class who have crushes, and several people have confessed to him in less than one semester! ] Ahh Isn't it just a little more handsome than me! It's so popular if the personality is a little better than me, it's not cool! 】

"By the way, to thank you, I'll give you a drink, what are you going to drink?"

"Yes, I'm so generous today, and my life seems to have been good lately."

"It's not the same as before, don't talk about it, what do you want when I go buy water?"

"In that case, it's better to be respectful than to obey your fate! Let's have a bottle of orange juice. ”

"Okay, you wait."

............

"Orange juice and Coke charge you five yuan."

Yu Xian paid the money and walked back to the classroom slowly, and the moment he entered the classroom, a test paper flew towards Yu Xian's face.

"Smack!"

"I'm really sorry! It was just windy outside the window and the test paper flew out without holding it steadily, I'm really sorry! ”

The test paper flew straight to Yu Xian's face, blocking his vision, followed by the voice of a girl apologetic.

[Huh? Feeling déjà vu? Where have you seen it? 】

Yu Xian slowly took down the test paper on his face and stared at the big red numbers on the test paper.

[Math, 100 points!] Who is so powerful! No, it's not the test paper that is familiar, it's the feeling of the test paper just now covering your face, where is it? Where else has it happened? 】

"I'm sorry! I'm really sorry! ”

"Yes! That's it! ”

"Ahh

"Huh? Are you Ji Xue in the same class? ”

"Ahh Yes! ”

"This, yours?"

Yu Xian held the girl in front of him who was apologizing, his expression was cloudy, and he just remembered what happened at noon, and his stomach was full of anger, but the lost owner in front of him was a girl, and her attitude was very good, which made Yu Xian very depressed.

"Okay, you can take it."

"I'm really sorry!"

"Just pay attention next time."

After saying that, he walked straight to his seat.

"Salted fish, what's wrong with you? Not feeling good? ”

"It's nothing, it's just remembering something."

"What's the matter?"

"It's nothing, it's up to me to fix it!"

............

"Jingle bells, jingle bells......"

"I'll go first, see you tomorrow."

"Okay, see you tomorrow."

After saying goodbye to Yuntao, Yu Xian walked straight towards the department.

"It seems that I am the first, hehe, Lin Liyin, you are waiting for my gift!"

After saying that, Yu Xian began to look for something in the department.

............

Lin Liyin's heart couldn't be calm for a long time today, and at noon she performed an 'amnestic' on Yu Xian.

[It seems that the amnestics were successful, but I always felt a sense of guilt and a sense of pleasure.] 】

"Liyin, what's wrong with you?"

"It's okay, it's just that I feel a little guilty when I think of that salted fish boy......"

"Huh? It's true? ”

"yes, really."

"It's okay, Salted Fish won't mind, and won't his memories be erased successfully."

"......"

"Then why don't you buy him a bottle of water as an apology?"

"Okay then."

............

After school

Lin Liyin stood alone at the door of the department, and Shangguan Ximei disappeared after class because she was going to pick up her sister.

[I bought it, but will that kid forgive me? 】

"No matter, as the saying goes, the boat will naturally go straight to the bridge!"

Lin Liyin cheered herself up, and then walked into the department.

"Ahhhh Perverted! ”

"Hmm!"

For some reason there was a male student wearing a black cloth bag standing in the department, this male student stumbled towards the door, and when he was about to approach Lin Liyin, he said that it was too late, Lin Liyin took a step, followed with his right fist, and punched him in the abdomen, and suddenly the boy fell to the ground.

[Why!] 】

............

[This is the third time, it's only been two days!] 】

Yu Xian said that he was very unhappy.

"Eldest sister, you can't take it lightly, this punch almost killed me......"

When he woke up again, Yu Xian was lying on the ground, his head resting on Lin Liyin's lap.

"The knee pillow is good, but you can't give it back!"

"I'm so sorry, I thought it was some kind of suspicious person."

"Is there a suspicious character who looks as handsome as me!"

"Forehead ......"

"Is this a question to hesitate about?"

"Yes, someone as handsome as you can't be a suspicious person."

"You have the ability to look me in the eye and say!"

Lin Liyin turned her head to look at Yu Xian.

"Because, looking at your face, this kind of nonsense will be damned."

"I ......"

"Okay, I'm sorry, and by the way, I'll apologize to you for the incident at noon."

"Huh? There is a problem, is Lin Liyin I know such an easy person to apologize? ”

"That's because you don't know me yet, but you'll know later."

"I'm coming again! Please spare my life! ”