14. As long as you can promise me one thing

"Hey, you two."

Just as the duo of Zhimao was staging a tear-jerking drama on the side, an impatient voice came from the water's edge.

It was Yu Xian who was left out in the cold.

"I said, are you two here to act or to challenge me? Is it still going to be a fight? If I don't fight, I'll be gone, the wind has been blowing for so long, it's easy to damage the skin. ”

As he spoke, Yu Xian used his beard to pick up a string of water droplets from the water and fell on his body with a splash. The water droplets slide down the scales of the fish, and under the sunlight, the crystal clear water droplets reflect the white and red skin, and with Yu Xian's fluttering words, there is an indescribable temptation.

Ahem.

"Fight, of course you have to fight! I've got a delicious rice ball for you, King Carp, and I'll be able to take you in this time. Xiaomao, you wait a while, and after I accept this guy, I will thank you well. ”

With a tear in his eyes, Ash put aside all the sentimentality on Fang Cai's body, and became full of enthusiasm again. With the strength of the hand, the rice ball in the hand is thrown, falling, throwing, falling, further rendering the atmosphere of the battle.

The Great War is imminent!

Xiao Mao on the side also looked at Yu Xian through gritted teeth.

Almost, almost fooled this idiot away. Damn King Carp, don't talk early or late, but you talk when you're about to succeed. You're so awesome, why don't you go to heaven? Wait, wait until I subdue you, and see how I clean you up!

Xiao Mao glared at Yu Xian with resentment, and then put the move simulator back on his chest.

Seeing the posture of the two, Yu Xian smiled with satisfaction.

"You've all chosen to fight, right?"

Ash and Shigeru looked at each other suspiciously and nodded.

was recognized by the two, and the smile on Yu Xian's face was even worse.

"That's going to be easy, so now, let's talk about my appearance fee."

"Appearance fee? What is the appearance fee? ”

Xiao Mao opened his mouth suspiciously, and before he could say a few words, he was interrupted by Yu Xian waving his hand.

"Eh, young man, don't be impatient. I ask you, are you going to fight me? ”

"yes."

"Well, then let me ask you again, is it inevitable that the battle will bring about a loss of stamina?"

"Of course, let's not talk about whether you will be injured or not, since it is a battle, it is natural to consume physical strength."

Yu Xian continued to nod.

"Regardless of the outcome, the first battle is destined to consume my physical strength. Now that you have come to challenge me, and I accept your challenge, should you give me a little physical compensation? ”

"It seems like that..."

"Shut up, you idiot, don't talk if you can't speak. Since the emergence of the elf trainer profession, how can there be any talk of triggering battles for elf appearance fees. King Carp, even if you are very powerful, don't try to deceive me. I'm not such a fool that I'll be fooled into believing me. ”

Xiao Mao interrupted Xiao Zhi, who was about to speak, and then stared at Yu Xian angrily.

Yu Xian smiled, looking like he had already guessed that this was the case.

"Have you ever seen a carp king who can talk, snort, slap you, and have such a style?"

"No, so what?"

"How's that! What more do you want? It's a shame that you still think you're smarter than the dumb guy next to you, I think even if you're smarter than him, it's very limited! ”

"You..."

Xiao Mao glared at Yu Xian angrily, if he wasn't afraid of Yu Xian's water tail, now he wanted to rush up and compete with Yu Xian in hand-to-hand combat. actually said that he was just a little smarter than Ash, you must know that in his heart, Ash's IQ represents the lower limit of human beings, so isn't his IQ the lower limit of human IQ +1? What could be more insulting than that?

"And the face is angry, yes, I have to lower your brain to a higher level, just half a pound and eight taels with him!"

"You bastard!"

Xiao Mao was so angry that his muscles were exposed, and the joystick in his hand was tightly grasped, and he was about to launch.

"Here, do it! If you dare to try it, believe it or not, you will press your hand and immediately drop it another notch. I'm telling you, Oki Shigeru, don't think that Master Yu doesn't know you. I am a well-known big mouth in these ten miles and eight towns, if you dare to do it today, I will dare to write your IQ lower than the second stunned person next to you into eighteen volumes, and the volumes are wonderful. Since then, Yu Ye has been walking around this land every day, and he will give you publicity if he has nothing to do. ”

"You know, the Forsaken Forest is not far from True New Town. At that time, you Da Mu Mao will really be famous in these ten miles and eight towns, do you believe that every elf who sees you dares to laugh at you in front of you? ”

Saying that, Yu Xian also learned from the wild elf to play double reeds, and the tone was more yin and yang.

"Hey, look, that yellow-haired one is Oki Shigeru."

"Ahh The guy with the lower human IQ limit of -1 is him, no wonder he looks silly. ”

"It's not, people say that what is lacking in life is called anything. As a result, this guy is good, more lacking in wisdom than other people's lack of wisdom, you say it's funny. ”

“......”

Xiao Mao looked at Yu Xian, who was playing a few corners of a fish, and the qi in his mind suddenly disappeared, and his heart was calm. It was as if he had grown dozens of years old in an instant, and the pride and arrogance that had been on his lips disappeared without a trace, and was replaced by modesty and stability.

Maybe the trainer's path really doesn't suit you, but if you think about it, it's actually a good day to deal with those dead data. At least no one will scold themselves, and no one will write an eighteen volumes of commentary at every turn.

Xiao Mao looked up at the sky at forty-five degrees, and the sky was clear... Before the word Lang could be spoken, it was replaced by a cloud, and the brewing rain clouds seemed to bring a torrential rain at any time.

Alas, forget it, the outside world is so dangerous, I'd better sharpen it for a few more years before going out.

"Ash."

"Hey, Xiaomao, I'm here."

"I think carp... Yu Ye is right, after all, it is not an ordinary wild elf, and it should be given some appearance fees. Ash, I won't fight with you, if we can subdue it, Master Yu will hand it over to you. ”

"Ahh Shigeru, are you telling the truth?! ”

Xiao Mao nodded, the smile on his face as bright as the sun.

"It's true, compared to me, who likes elf research, an excellent combat pokem like Yu Ye is more suitable for you who dream of being a top trainer. All you have to do is promise me one thing, and when we take it in, you will take it with you wherever you go, and you will never abandon it. Go to the gym, go to the alliance, and even challenge the Four Heavenly Kings and Champions, whatever you want to do. Just one point, never come back, the farther you go, the better. Don't worry, I'll be able to take care of myself even if it's the end of the world. ”

"As for Aunt Hanako, don't worry either. In the past few years, I have worked part-time odd jobs to earn enough money to let her move to Joban City. No, no, I thought about it carefully, Tokiwa City is still not good enough, it is too close to Shinshintown. It's better to move to Honglian Island, surrounded by the sea and inconvenient, so I can rest assured. It doesn't matter if Aunt Hanako can't bear my grandfather, I can send him away together, it just so happens that Xia Bo from Red Lotus Island is also an elf researcher. The three of them are bored, and they can also get together to fight the landlord. ”

"Ash, the path to a trainer is difficult, but I'm sure if it's you, you'll be able to stay the course. It is said that there are still many undiscovered elves in this world, and I promised not to come back until I found all the elves. If you must come back, remember to call me in advance, can you do it? Ash! ”

Shigeru put his hands on Ash's shoulders and looked at him seriously. Xiao Zhi on the other side had long been enthusiastically boiled by Xiao Mao's words, and now he couldn't cry with excitement, so he could only nod his head desperately to respond to Xiao Mao's expectations for him.

"Xiao Mao, you are really my best friend, don't worry, I will definitely come back to see you after collecting the illustrated book. You must wait for me, I will take the king carp and win all the championships! ”

"Well, I believe you."

Xiao Mao nodded with satisfaction, and then turned back to Yu Xian with a sense of relief.

"Okay, now let's talk about appearance fees. Master Yu, you can tell me whatever you want, as long as I can do it, I will promise you, as long as you can promise me one thing. ”

“......”