13. Go, Ash, go far

"Smack."

Yu Xian jumped from the water to the sand, and his originally tense nerves relaxed in an instant. Just kidding, even if there is a danger in the abandoned forest, it will never be caused by the two little children in front of him who have not grown all their hair.

Yu Xian glanced at the two of them, and without missing a trace, he saw the joystick machine in Xiao Mao's hand and the murderous rice ball in Xiao Zhi's hand.

Yu Xian has not faced the joystick machine yet, and I don't know what the effect is. However, the murderous rice ball in Xiaozhi's hand, Yu Xian witnessed it twice.

The first time the murderous rice ball entered the water from a high altitude, and under the obstruction of layers of water flow, it smashed a big pincer crab basking in the sun at the bottom of the water and turned it upside down, foaming at the mouth, and even Yu Xian, who was watching from the sidelines, was startled.

You must know that although the pincer crab is not a rare elf, it is by no means the kind of elf that has no eggs, and now it has been smashed by a rice ball and lost its ability to fight. I have to say that this murderous rice ball successfully aroused Yu Xian's concern.

If the first murderous rice ball only made Yu Xian care a little, the second murderous rice ball attracted its great attention. Just kidding, a rice ball smashed a 10kg elf into the water and passed out. This is that Zhiye is still a child, if he is replaced by an adult, I am afraid that the carp king may be stoned to death.

I have long known that in the world of Pokemon, human physique has abnormal people, and the damage caused to them by general electric shock, flooding and fire is minimal, and there are many people who have seen naked combat with elves in their previous lives. Let's take the recent one, Dr. Kukuy, the masochist in the Alola region, is an existence who loves to use his body to directly accept the moves of the elves. At his research institute, the most common sound heard was the sound of a violent collision with a rock dog.

Of course, according to him, those voices were all made from the battle with the rock dogs, and whether to believe it or not was up to their own judgment. Anyway, Yu Xian unconditionally chose to believe, isn't it just some words such as "pop pop", "bang bang bang", "hard work, come on", and "do it again"? It's not dirty at all, and there's nothing indescribable.

Remembering the description of Xiaozhi in the Baidu entry in the previous life, the "forever ten years old" in the age column, Yu Xian was also amused. Now it seems that this forever ten-year-old setting is simply not too wise. If such a monster can still grow, there is nothing in this world that he can't solve with a rice ball, if there is, then two.

It's no wonder that every time I change regions, Zhiye's IQ will be cleared. This is not a loophole in the design of human animation at all, but to curb the growth of this humanoid mythical beast. Such a freak, if you have a little brain, it will be too scary. It's no wonder that Mao Ye, who claims to be a genius, was also driven to become a researcher in the end.

Sure enough, I'm still too young, and this world is not only difficult for elves to mix, but also for humans.

Yu Xianxin thought with palpitations.

If it weren't for Wang's qualifications, Yu Xian might not have dared to come up to face the two children.

"Xiaomao, it's coming up, can we do it? Why don't I throw a rice ball to attract its attention, and then you take the opportunity to give it a parasitic seed? Don't worry, it was a mistake just two times, but now that my hand feels up, I think I will be able to control the strength. ”

Ash swore to Shigeru, but Shigeru's face was sluggish.

Hey, big brother, are you still here? Come on, we're lucky to show up. If you eat the rice balls again, it is a question of whether it will be able to climb out of the water alive. Also, just say it, can you be quiet? This hasn't started the battle yet, the battle plan is half leaked, and it's still playing a ball. Dude, aren't you really sent undercover from the other side?

"Parasitic seeds? You don't have a sprite yet, which means that the machine can simulate parasitic seeds. But that alone seems to be a bit of a difference. ”

"Hmm. Let me guess, parasitic seeds are relatively less powerful, at most they are used to restrict my movement and deprive me of physical strength. Then you also need a skill that can cause me damage, and after the last experience of being slapped by me, you should not be stupid enough to choose to fight me in close combat. ”

"Then, all you can choose is a long-range elf skill and a long-range prop like a spring fist, the latter not to mention the power, just sending and receiving is not very suitable for elf warfare, too slow the rhythm. In that case, you're left with only one choice..."

Yu Xian paused, looked at the stunned two people opposite, and suddenly laughed.

"So, what's your remote approach? Flying Leaf Knife or Seed Machine Gun? ”

Yu Xian smiled, but this smile was dangerous.

Ash shuddered involuntarily and forced himself to calm down.

"You... How do you know it's a seed machine gun? I'm not afraid to tell you that our ranged move is to destroy the dead light! Hahaha, I'm afraid! ”

Seeing the sluggish face on the other side, Ash became more and more proud.

"Xiaomao, I'm doing a good job! This guy was so frightened by me that when we were caught off guard, you would secretly give it a seed machine gun and take it by surprise when I shouted Destroy the Dead Light. ”

“......”

Xiao Mao's head was empty, and for the first time, he felt that his brain was not enough.

"It turned out to be a seed machine gun. I guess so, after all, that kind of shoddy machine, not to mention simulating the elf moves of two attributes, is afraid that the principle is a little far worse, so it can only be this combination of moves that are also seed spitting. ”

Yu Xian danced lightly with a short beard. Ever since it learned that it had a compound beard, it had consciously or unconsciously begun to exercise the two transparent short whiskers. I don't know why, when it exercises the short beard, the body and mind can get a breath of satisfaction.

"You... Are you an elf or a ghost! Why do you know our battle plan. No, Xiaomao, there must be a mole between us. Our battle plan was revealed by that damn undercover agent, and that's it. ”

Xiao Zhi spread his hands in frustration, and the rice ball in his hand almost fell to the ground because of the loss of strength.

Xiao Mao looked at Ash stupidly and suddenly smiled.

"Ash."

"Huh? What's up. ”

"In three months, you're going to come to Grandpa's research institute to pick up elves, right?"

"yes, you are not the same, maybe we will go on a trip together by then! However, Xiaomao, now is not the time to chat. Our plans have been exposed, and reinventing a new plan is the most important thing right now! ”

"No, no, no, I think what I'm saying is important. Ash, I heard that your dream has always been to become a Pokemon master, this ideal shouldn't change, right? ”

"Of course, nothing can stop me until I become a top pokemon trainer."

"Then I'll be relieved."

"Xiaomao, what did you say?"

"Oh, nothing, nothing. By the way, Ash, what time will you be here that day, and you shouldn't just go back to Zhenxinzhen after your trip, right? ”

"Seven o'clock! In order to choose the elf I like, I will set the alarm clock. As for the question of whether or not he will return to Zhenxinzhen, I don't think so. I want to travel around the world and meet different elves. ”

Xiao Mao nodded, and the big stone in his heart fell to the ground completely.

"Ash, your ideals are great, and I support you. Go ahead, take the elves and conquer the alliances around the world, don't look back, go on bravely. No matter what happens, don't come back easily, you have to remember that your goal is the unknown far away. There, there are pokemon waiting for you. ”

Shigeru patted Ash on the shoulder, his tone softer than ever. The tears in his eyes revealed the unrest in his heart.

"If you have the chance, tell me the travel route you have prepared, my communicator is online 24 hours a day, etc. Other times, if it's okay, don't contact it. ”

"The path of the strong is destined to be lonely..."

Ash bit his lip and nodded vigorously.

"Thank you, Xiaomao, you are my best friend, I will not let you down."