Chapter 45: The Ruffian Master and Apprentice
"Brother Monkey, take the fly and fly ......" Watching Sun Wukong gradually fly away, Mao Xiaotian shouted a little anxiously.
Sun Wukong couldn't, so he had to fly back, and said speechlessly: "You Qingtian, haven't you become an immortal?" Still let me fly? Fly on your own. ”
"Ahem...... Mao Xiaotian was stunned for a moment, smiled embarrassedly, and said, "That...... I forgot to forget, sorry, I laughed ha......"
The feeling of flying by himself is very good, galloping at will at a high altitude of thousands of miles, with a panoramic view of the rivers and mountains, which makes people's hearts agitated, proud, Mao Xiaotian's blood is boiling, and he can't help but sing loudly: "Pleasant goat, lazy goat, beautiful goat......"
Sun Wukong almost fell headlong, staggered in the air, turned around and said speechlessly: "Can you inform me in advance?" ”
"Emotions should be expressed in a timely manner, and it will be unpleasant to be informed."
"Brother Monkey, how did you go back to the world?" After flying for a while, Mao Xiaotian felt a little bored and asked blankly.
"Just follow along."
"Okay."
"When you come to the world, I will take you to my house first, familiarize yourself with the road, and find me convenient later."
"Brother Monkey, do you still have a home in the world?"
"What's wrong? Can't I have it? ”
"Okay, okay, where?"
"It's right next door to your house."
"There? Awesome Brother Monkey, that house is very expensive. ”
"It's not expensive, it's the same price as you, just one dollar."
“……”
"Brother Monkey, how long do you have to fly to get to the entrance of the world?"
"Entrance?" Sun Wukong was stunned for a moment and said: "What do you think, where you go to the world, you can go back anywhere, just cut through the space." ”
"......" Mao Xiaotian's head was messy, and he looked back at the distance he didn't know how far he flew, and said depressedly: "Then you took me to fly for so long?" Do? ”
"Isn't this a thrill to take you to experience the thrill of flying, you think I like to fly around with nothing."
"When did I say I was going to experience flying?"
"Good brother, wait for you to say I'll do it again, wouldn't it be a failure?"
"............" Mao Xiaotian was weak, beckoned, squatted directly in the air, and said: "Brother Monkey, come, let's review the core values of socialism here......"
Smelling the complex and peculiar smell in the human air again, Mao Xiaotian gave birth to an inexplicable sense of intimacy: "It's still good for haze, the taste of hometown ......"
At this time, it was the middle of the night in the world, and the lights were still on at home, it seemed that Su Meier hadn't slept yet, which was not surprising, it was not strange that Su Meier hadn't slept for a few years, Mao Xiaotian was strange, why were all the lights in the house on...... It seems that I have to educate this sister after I go back, this is too extravagant and wasteful, to be a good socialist citizen, to save energy for the country and the people, this is not right.
In fact, Mao Xiaotian wanted to go home directly, but Sun Wukong was too enthusiastic, and he had to go to his house to sit for a while, so he had no choice but to land at the door of another villa.
The lights of Sun Wukong's house are also on, Mao Xiaotian is a little curious, could it be that Brother Monkey also raised ......?
After entering, he found that he had misunderstood Sun Wukong, and there were no bewitching girls in it, but three big men.
To be exact, it was the three masters and apprentices except Zhu Bajie, who were sitting on the sofa in the living room at the moment, each holding a deck of cards in their hands.
"Senior brother, you're back." When the two entered the house, the three of them stopped what they were doing, and the little white dragon threw down the cards directly and ran over happily.
"Senior brother, you are back, we have been fighting the landlord for a month, and we are tired of dying." When he arrived, the little white dragon directly spit out bitter water with a sad face.
"Fighting for so long? Find Bajie to play mahjong. Sun Wukong said casually and squatted on the sofa.
"Senior brother, what are you talking about?" Xiao Bailong's face was straight, and he said seriously: "Hasn't the second senior brother been pulling in the toilet, how can you play with us?" ”
"Wukong, come." Tang Seng beckoned and said with a gentle smile: "After leaving for so long, let the teacher touch you to see if you are fat." ”
"Go aside." Sun Wukong directly scolded back angrily and said: "Don't be so sensational, it's not that you want to take the opportunity to pluck my hair." ”
Mao Xiaotian also sat on the sofa, but he didn't speak, he had already nodded to each other when he came in, and at this moment he carefully observed the actions of the four masters and apprentices, searching for adjectives in his mind.
Through the last time he drank on the beach, Mao Xiaotian felt that these masters and apprentices were more special, far from the appearance described in the book, the serious Tang Seng was not serious, Sun Wukong was naughty, Zhu Bajie was stupid and cute, and the sand monk was not very honest, he felt a little wilted, but sometimes he reacted a little slower. As for the little white dragon, it should be a simple secondary two youth.
That being said, the things in the bones of these masters and apprentices are still ...... No, after thinking about it for a long time, Mao Xiaotian finally found an appropriate adjective - ruffian.
This is clearly a ruffian master and apprentice......
"Master, little white dragon." Sha Seng was a little overwhelmed on the side, and said, "Senior brother has just come back, don't talk about these useless things." Can't you just go straight to the point? Senior Brother ......" Sha Seng leaned over here, smiled innocently, and asked, "How is the harvest this time?" Equinox. ”
"No, no, what a gain, I don't understand what you're saying." Sun Wukong waved his hand and said.
"Senior brother, what are you talking about?" Xiao Bailong didn't do it anymore, his face was straight again, and he said seriously again: "The immortals, Buddhas and demons from all walks of life know that it will be no good for you to go out with the demon ancestor, who will believe you if you say that you have not gained anything?" Did you lie to me when you saw me cute? Very heart-wrenching elder brother. ”
"That's it, Wukong, this is your mistake, how did the teacher teach you......" Tang Seng's teachings.
"Senior brother, after so many years, our relationship ......" Sha Seng said emotionally.
"Oops......" Sun Wukong was annoyed, took out three peaches and threw them over, and said angrily: "One person, don't ink me." ”
"Peach." The three of them took it in surprise and gnawed it very undisciplinedly.
Mao Xiaotian was stunned for a moment, these three people are not as good as monkeys, at least Sun Wukong knew how to wipe his hair before eating...... They were good and gnawed straight away.
"It's delicious, I've eaten grass for a while, and I've finally improved my food." The little white dragon was satisfied.
"You can be content, little white dragon, at least you still have grass to eat, and Master and I have nothing." Sha Seng took the time to speak.
"Senior brother, what about mine, what about mine." The voice of Zhu Bajie came from the bathroom not far away.
"You're all like this and still want to eat?" Sun Wukong shouted weakly.
"If you don't eat it, you give it to me first, I'll keep it, and I don't worry about letting you go."
"Dead pig ......" Sun Wukong scolded, jumped into the bathroom and opened the door, and threw in a peach.
"Brother Monkey, the baby is bitter, but the baby doesn't say ......"
"Bitter sister...... deserved ......" Sun Wukong slammed the door, and when he came back, his face turned dark.
Mao Xiaotian's face also darkened, and he even considered whether to be generous, and gave them a peach each.
This...... These three ...... These three goods...... Unexpectedly...... The peaches were gone, so they each took out their weapons and smashed the peach pits......