The code of the donkey's lips not being the horse's mouth made Mao Xiaotian laugh, however, when he saw the man in Tsing Yi transform into a different appearance, his worldview was messy.

This...... How could it be the Jade Emperor?

Mao Xiaotian's eyes didn't blink, dumbfounded, and he was too violently shocked by this reality.

"It's okay, it's my own person." Seeing this, Sun Wukong patted him on the shoulder, then looked at the Jade Emperor again, and said, "Why did you come?" ”

"Demon Ancestor, don't come unharmed." The Jade Emperor arched his hand, and then said with a bitter face: "No way, the wind is too tight, you have to be careful." ”

"Well, you should be cautious indeed." Sun Wukong nodded thoughtfully, glanced around, and said, "Let's go, go over there and talk." ”

Mao Xiaotian followed the two of them in a bit of a daze, and there are still difficult questions swirling in his mind.

Jade Emperor, Cipher Joint...... How did these two come together? Looking at their familiarity, it seems that this is not the first time.

But...... Will the Jade Emperor be like this? His obscene appearance just now, Mao Xiaotian really couldn't associate it with the number one boss in the fairy world.

Sun Wukong took the lead, walked to the root of a tree, glanced left and right in a shy, and then squatted down, and the Jade Emperor did the same, squatting opposite Sun Wukong.

"Come on, hurry up." Mao Xiaotian's movements were a little slow, and Sun Wukong urged two sentences.

When Mao Xiaotian squatted down, Sun Wukong patted him on the shoulder and explained: "I know you are surprised, let me tell you the truth now, the Jade Emperor is in the organization...... It's our partner, which is why I can't stop stealing peaches every time. ”

"Brother Monkey, let me digest it." Mao Xiaotian breathed a sigh of relief, after all, this reality was too unimaginable, looking at the two of them, Mao Xiaotian felt that he had discovered the biggest collusion gang in history.

"Don't talk nonsense yet, let's talk about it, how is the harvest this time? Now is an extraordinary time, hurry up and finish distributing the dirt...... Harvest, I need to go back quickly. The Jade Emperor urged, showing some eagerness.

"Don't rush." Sun Wukong said as he waved his hand, and a bunch of peaches and gourds instantly appeared on the ground, and said: "It's okay this time, one hundred and sixty-eight peaches plus one thousand and forty-three pill gourds, the old rule, I have six and you four, these are all yours." ”

"But ......" The Jade Emperor looked at the piles of peach gourds on the ground and said, "Why are there so few?" According to the statistics of the land lord of Pan Taoyuan, more than 800 peaches were lost this time. ”

"I ate some by the way when I was picking peaches." Sun Wukong pointed at Mao Xiaotian and said, "The rest was stolen by him, I didn't count." ”

"Give it to me." The Jade Emperor glanced at Mao Xiaotian and said, "Isn't what the Demon Ancestor stole also within the harvest?" Just give it to me together. ”

As the Jade Emperor, isn't the entire Pan Taoyuan his? Mao Xiaotian couldn't understand why the Jade Emperor wanted to collude with outsiders to steal peaches, and in the end he only got forty percent, how could this be considered a loss. Seeing that the Jade Emperor wanted his hard-earned harvest again, Mao Xiaotian secretly became vigilant, he didn't say that he wanted to share with the Jade Emperor before stealing the peach, and at this time he had to take away forty percent, Mao Xiaotian was extremely painful and reluctant.

"Hurry up, Demon Ancestor, I'm in a hurry." Seeing that Mao Xiaotian didn't move, the Jade Emperor urged very eagerly.

"Hey......" Sun Wukong said: "The Demon Ancestor just came back, and if you want me to say that I won't divide him this time, it's a meeting gift for the two of us, how about it?" ”

"This is good, this is good." Mao Xiaotian's busy head was crazy, and he didn't want to take out one.

"This ......" The Jade Emperor pondered for a moment, looked at the peach gourd on the ground, and said helplessly: "I want to too, but those girls have been in great demand recently, and this is not enough." ”

"Not enough?" Sun Wukong was stunned for a moment and asked, "Why is it not enough?" Didn't you just have two vixens? ”

The Jade Emperor smiled awkwardly and said, "That...... Last month, on a whim, I found three more. ”

"Blame me?" Sun Wukong glanced at it and pouted: "Why do you have nothing to raise so much?" Are you busy? Listen to my advice, it's enough to keep one, it's all wild horses, and it's easy to become a grassland if you get too much. ”

"If you're tired of eating apples, you can't eat an orange?" The Jade Emperor said: "You have to eat enough dishes all the time, and you have to change the taste once in a while." ”

"Then I don't have a move, you can take care of it yourself." Sun Wukong shrugged his shoulders and simply stayed out of the matter.

Mao Xiaotian understood it, and finally knew the reason why this fairy world boss and Sun Wukong colluded to steal his own things.

Feelings for this guy...... This ...... This old man has raised a junior outside, and there are quite a few, a full five. It may be that the small treasury is not sufficient, and the blatant take is a little too conspicuous, so he has no choice but to cooperate with Sun Wukong to cooperate with the outside world.

I have to say that this method really works, and the two cooperate tacitly and complement each other.

Routines are such a thing, and they are really available everywhere......

"Demon Ancestor, look ......" The Jade Emperor looked at Mao Xiaotian with some expectation in his eyes.

"Won't you divide it next time? This time I was not mentally prepared and not very comfortable. Mao Xiaotian asked.

"My Demon Ancestor." The Jade Emperor suddenly had a bitter face, and said: "Isn't there no way for me, several girls are waiting for me to raise, otherwise, with our previous friendship, will my Jade Emperor be bad for the first meeting?" ”

Will it be worse Mao Xiaotian knows where to know, he can only look at Sun Wukong suspiciously.

"It's going to be bad." Sun Wukong nodded very really.

"Don't make a fuss." The Jade Emperor glanced at him and said, "Demon Ancestor, don't listen to monkey nonsense, how about it?" Let's get a point! ”

"This ......" Mao Xiaotian hesitated, and then took out the things in his hand, it was really a little distressing, if you said it in advance, you can still have a psychological preparation, knowing that part of it is the Jade Emperor's, but the key is, I didn't say it......

"Why don't you do it this time?" After hesitating for a long time, Mao Xiaotian still couldn't be ruthless.

"Don't." The Jade Emperor instantly frowned and said, "You can't understand me?" ”

"Brother Monkey." Mao Xiaotian didn't answer, but turned his head to look at Sun Wukong.

"Huh?"

"What will happen if you tell the Queen Mother about this?"

"Don't, don't ......" The Jade Emperor panicked and hurriedly said: "If you tell her, burn paper for me today next year." ”

"That ......" Mao Xiaotian deliberately lengthened his tone and looked at the Jade Emperor fixedly.

"Nima......" The Jade Emperor scolded, and said with a sad face: "Demon Ancestor, can we still play happily in the future?" Not with such. ”

"But I really don't want to give it this time." Mao Xiaotian was also a little embarrassed, after all, it seemed that the Jade Emperor was a little ...... Refreshing...... Hehe laughed.

"Isn't it okay to count me unlucky? Wouldn't it be okay not to do it this time? The Jade Emperor said stupidly, put away the peach gourd on the ground, looked at Sun Wukong with anticipation, and said, "Monkey, why don't you give me two more?" ”

"Don't give, don't give." Sun Wukong was very direct, not as tactful as Mao Xiaotian at all, waved his hand and said: "Who let you raise so many hooves, asking for your own hardships, it has nothing to do with me, don't give it." ”

"You...... You ......" looked at the two of them, the Jade Emperor's face turned blue and red for a while, and finally turned into a helpless sigh, and said: "I hope you can be serious next time, I have been strict recently, and I will leave first." ”

After the Jade Emperor left, Mao Xiaotian asked in a low voice, "Brother Monkey, why didn't you tell me in advance?" ”

"Hehe, deliberately, deliberately......" Sun Wukong laughed very obscenely.

Well, Mao Xiaotian knows that even if he agrees to give it, Sun Wukong will think of refusal. Routine, it's really a routine, but it's ...... He loved it.

"Old Tie ......" The Jade Emperor didn't know when he fell back again, standing not far away and shouting.

"What's wrong?" The two looked over.

I saw the Jade Emperor clenching his fist with his right hand and slamming his chest a few times: "It's ...... heart"