Yanxia and Bodhi hurriedly ran in, lowered their voices and asked, "What's wrong?" How can we deal with it this time? Qiu Yue didn't have a problem in her heart, and replied mechanically: "Master said, you can't pretend to be herself unless you have to, the emperor is not ordinary smart." "The emperor is still outside the door?" "yes." "How bold you are! I'm going to round the field. "Smoke said.

"Long live, Qiu Yue went to call her master, please wait!" She peeked out through the crack in the door, oh my! Scared to death! The double dragon eyes are as bright as they are, no wonder they are called the Son of Heaven! She didn't dare to peek again, and rushed in with a puff of smoke.

Seeing this, he knew that he might have exposed his stuffing, and comforted: "Shengshang, maybe the mother is dressing up!" Otherwise, how could the ancients have written, 'Thousands of calls come out, still holding the pipa and half covering their faces.' 'What! ”

"You kid, there's a bit of ink." Emperor Xu said, he desperately tried to hold back the anger that was about to explode, and praised gently.

Qiu Yue first found out the queen's costume and put it on, and then asked Yanxia to comb out the fairy hairstyle, and when she looked in the mirror, she lost a little weight, especially her waist, which was too thin! But Xiandao is a beauty with a wide heart and a fat body, and her waist is slightly plump, what can she do, fortunately there is a thin and long scripture book beside her, she asks Yanxia to fill it in her waist and tie it properly with cotton thread. The height is about the same.

After the makeup, it's almost the mask! Qiu Yue put on this mask that was exactly the same as the fairy road in a hurry, and then used green silk to cover up all kinds of traces, fortunately, the mask had been familiar in advance a few days ago, such as how to put it on quickly, how to survive the pain that the skin could barely breathe, so it was not so embarrassing and embarrassing.

Qiu Yue pressed her beating heart, opened the door, looked at Emperor Xu, and said, "Long live, why are you here?" "Qiu Yue tried to speak as quietly as possible to avoid being exposed all at once." Who am I, I will come if I want to come, who dares to stop me? "Yes, yes, no one dares to touch the scales of the Son of Heaven." Autumn Moon Nono Road.

As soon as he saw that Xiandao took over as scheduled, he was relieved, and he quietly said cautiously: "Shengshang, the mission in the lower part has been completed, I wish long live the piano and the sound again, tonight will definitely be like a fish playing in the water, and retire in the next!" ”

"Quasi-play!" Emperor Xu glanced at safety, and said in a somewhat guilty tone, "Rest early tonight, I made you suffer just now, just don't scold me!" "How dare you! For long live the work of dogs and horses is a blessing! ”

"Aifei, what's wrong with you recently? Where did it go? Emperor Xu was anxious and asked. Long live Huiyu, the poor Dao did not dare to regard himself as a favorite concubine anymore, thought about it behind closed doors, and practiced in retreat. Qiu Yue was still cautious and said in fear.

"How do you cultivate, do you read books? Meditate? Zen meditation? Emperor Xu's mind was full of questions and said eagerly. Qiu Yue thought, "Oh no, it's almost over!" But she decided to play this play for a long time, otherwise, she would definitely lose her head! She said calmly: "The poor Tao respects the instructions of the ancestors, the heavenly machine cannot be leaked, and the Taoist machine must not be passed on." ”

The words made Emperor Xu dizzy again. He couldn't help but stretch out his hands, intending to hug her tightly, but as soon as his hand touched the waist and abdomen of the fairy road, he was frightened by the hard piercing thing, and he lost his voice and said, "What is this?"

"This is a Taoist book brought out by Poor Dao in the thousand-year-old practice room."

"Millennial Retreat Room?" Emperor Xu was suspicious.

"Immortal Dao, my Immortal Dao, you like to take the name, why don't you change the name of this weird room?"

"I haven't thought about it for the time being." Qiu Yue didn't dare to look at this double dragon eye anymore.

Seeing that Xiandao had been bowing his head and being silent, Emperor Xu was very suspicious, where was the concubine who used to talk and make up a book with nothing? Where's that clever and lively wild girl? Where is the concubine who asks long and short questions as soon as they meet? Today, how can I take the initiative to care about her in everything?

After thinking about it, Emperor Xu gently hugged the waist of the Immortal Dao again, no! This waist is also impersonated! He once laughed at the fairy and said: "Ai Concubine, your waist is beautiful!" Immortal Dao wittily replied: "Since it is an immortal Dao, the belly will be full of immortal energy, and it will naturally be richer than the waist of a mortal woman!"

"The stomach hides treasures and delicacies," Emperor Xu wanted to verify again, to see if she could make a peerless couplet "with poetry and books in her belly and waist thick".

"What's next?" Seeing that the immortal Dao was silent, Emperor Xu reminded.

"There is poetry and books in the belly."

"Is there such a strange thing? You've even messed up each other's wonderful connections! Emperor Xu couldn't hold back any longer and said angrily.

As soon as he grasped the hand of the Immortal Dao, it was strange! No matter how much you cultivate, you won't be able to deform your hands! The hand of the immortal road, the hand of the concubine, is the first thin and elegant jade hand, the fingers are slender, and the ten fingers are like who is long in a competition, but today, where do these fingers come from? Coarse and chubby, someone must be pretending to be Aifei Xiandao!

Is it tolerable or unbearable, Emperor Xu shook off her right hand and said majestically and angrily: "Who are you?" Hurry up! Otherwise, you'll be put on death row! ”

Qiu Yue knelt on the ground and cried: "Long live, the slave maid is Qiu Yue, the personal maid of the mother, and she deserves death for her crimes, but these are all of them, and I don't know whether to talk about it or not." ”

"Whose idea was it? Say! Emperor Xu said angrily.

"Although I and Xiandao are master and servant, we are like sisters, I can't betray my master!" Qiu Yue didn't dare to get up, and bowed her head timidly.

"If you don't say it, I also know whose idea it was, so let's get even."

"Why did your master leave Yaohua Palace? Doesn't she like the tranquility of this place? And so close to Kyoto, why not be satisfied? ”

"Today, if you can convince Yu I, I am a Ming monarch, and I will never use chicken feathers as an arrow."

"Thank you for sparing my master! The slave remembered that she did not want to be a caged bird, she liked to wander freely in the wild, and even said that being a stray cat was also compared to a canary in a cage; She belongs to the sheep, she is not willing to live a boring life, she wants to turn herself into a wild wolf with super survival ability, so she did not bring anyone, she decided to be her own warrior and servant, her own wife and confidant, her own pistachio and husband. By the way, hooray, she said she was a cloud and she would float back. She also said that she is a drop of water, hidden in every cup of tea you drink, hidden in your tears when you miss her, hidden in the light mist after the rain. ”

"Now that the words are clear, let's go! It's time for me to go back to the palace! You and other people, can be described as loyal, loyal and courageous, in order to fulfill the master's wandering dream of the sea and the sky, painstakingly, it is really amiable and respectable! The ancients said: 'Eagerness to learn is close to knowledge, practice is close to benevolence, and shame is close to courage.' ’； 'Don't say what happened, don't tell what happened, don't blame the past. ''The wise are happy with the water, and the benevolent are happy with the mountain; The wise move, the benevolent are quiet; The joy of knowledge, the longevity of benevolence. ’”

Before he finished speaking, Emperor Xu had already gone away, he was in a complicated mood, sometimes envious, sometimes regretful, sometimes uncomfortable, while walking, while talking to himself: "Concubine Ai likes to 'be studious and close to wisdom, and practice is close to benevolence.'" 'It's really a good life, but it's pitiful for me to live in a simple place!' The most unfortunate person in the world is the emperor, you can't wander the world with your favorite beauty, God, why are you tormenting me like this? ”