Chapter 299: Who understands the cut of lovesickness? (below)
The vertical knife used a silk fan to send a cool breeze, and Emperor Xu said gently: "Originally, I wanted to fan myself, but, forget it, how can I tell you?" You don't understand it. Indeed, the lovesickness of the past few days has tormented him to the point that he is always tired and tired. Emperor Xu glanced at the soft and delicate luster of the silk fan, and his thoughts couldn't help but drift to the distant homeland of Concubine Wen, where the mulberry leaves can evoke the sweet memories of Emperor Xu, the smooth and tender mulberry, just like the forehead of a beauty, the soft mulberry branches, just like the knees of a beauty, he listened to Concubine Wen's training: even if you are a silkworm, you must understand the world. Thinking about it, he actually smiled.
When the vertical knife saw Banzai covering his mouth, he knew that he was stealing fun, and said: "Banzai, Weichen is confused, what makes you so happy?" "Ai Fei said that if you don't understand the common sense that silk is a silkworm dedication, the silkworm will be so sad that she will die and look for life, you say, is Ai Fei different? Is she the most worthy of my distress? "Of course! Who is the Emperor? How can you look away? The vertical knife flattered.
Emperor Xu was originally a benevolent person, he frowned, and said to himself: "Beauty, concubine, if you are outside, the wind and sand have blown your pearl-like eyes, wrinkled your forehead like tender mulberry leaves, and there is no half of a maid servant, why are you asking for hardship like this?" It's been so long, and I haven't returned, so how can I not worry about you! Wild girl, crazy girl, hum! ”
Unexpectedly, the vertical knife heard it clearly, and he comforted: "The wild girl is adaptable!" Don't worry about the mother who is both civil and military. ”
"That's right! I should have thought that way a long time ago. Aiqing, everyone is as sensible as you, and the country is easy to govern. Emperor Xu said thoughtfully, "Awards!" Tiny people rely on your cultivation! Besides, how the country can be governed well depends on your shrewdness and wisdom! With that, he shook the fan more often.
The vertical knife knocked on the door, "Who is Your Excellency?" "Qiu Yue has long been used to hearing his percussions." Open the door, long live the drive-"
"Lord Zhu, my family chief has an order: if you want to see her real body, please be sure to recite "Han Kiln Fu", may I ask who of you two will recite it?" Qiuyue said boldly, as if she had a "leopard gall", she remembered what her mother said: "Anyone who does great things will have a bear's heart and leopard gall." ”
"Good! Tomorrow, I will recite "Han Kiln Fu" to you, the door god. Emperor Xu was ashamed and angry, and he thought bitterly: He was so busy with government affairs that he couldn't even recite a single article, and he thought that at the beginning, he memorized seven or eight volumes of the Analects in a row, what a contrast! If this is known by the concubine, it will be a joke again!
"Hooray, do you want Weichen to call the door for you again?" Vertical Knife asked in fear.
"Go back to the palace! Since you have stepped out of the palace gate, you must abide by the rules of the rivers and lakes. Emperor Xu said with mixed feelings.
"Huh!" The vertical knife answered.
On the evening of the seventh day, Emperor Xu studied hard behind closed doors, and he sat alone in the palace of "Cherish Shuangshuang" and recited "Han Kiln Fu", which took an hour, and finally became familiar with it.
Day 8. Emperor Xu was afraid that he would hurt his face, so he didn't call anyone and went to Yaohua Palace alone. "Who?" "I! Qiuyue, open the door!" Long live Lord, please forgive me for being difficult to obey, my master's temper, I think I am most familiar with it except for you! If one plan failed, and another plan was born, Emperor Xu's dog hurriedly jumped over the wall and said: "Qiuyue, I can recite "Han Kiln Fu", do you want to listen to it?"
Qiu Yue was in a hurry and said: "My master said: At this time and that time, today's exam question is to recite "Spring River Flower Moon Night", whether it is the Supreme Son of Heaven, aristocratic rich businessmen or ordinary people, there are no exceptions!" After saying that, her heart beat extremely wildly, and she prayed in a sad tone: "Xiandao, you are good, just like a harrier eagle soaring in the vast blue sky, it will not return for a long time." As for me, I have been left in the world to suffer and suffer, and I am next to the sword for you!
In the face of such a stupid subordinate, Emperor Xu had no choice but to whisper, "But women and villains are difficult to raise." While going down the mountain, he recited to himself: "There are unforeseen circumstances in the sky, and people have good and bad luck." The centipede has 100 legs, and it is not as good as the snake; The rooster flapped its wings, but could not fly the crow; Horses have a journey of thousands of miles, and they can't go without riding; People have the ambition to soar to the sky, and they can't reach it without luck......"
Suddenly, he felt that Lord Lu's poem seemed to be mocking him, and he couldn't help but sing along with the rhyme of the poem: "Long Fei Nine Days, he can't fight my little sheep!" My life is so miserable! It's so bitter! What are the benefits of being an emperor? ”
On the night of the ninth and tenth days, Emperor Xu obediently recited "Spring River Flower Moonlight Night", and finally passed the test! Actually, he also likes this good poem! also unknowingly cured the stubborn disease of insomnia, and Emperor Xu was punished, not only was he not angry, but he was extremely happy!
On the eleventh day, Emperor Xu was very tired, and his legs couldn't take a step, so he could only sigh with admiration. Silently chanted: "The tide of the spring river is even with the sea, and the bright moon on the sea is born together." Thousands of miles with the waves, where there is no moon in the spring river! The river flows around Fangdian, and the moonlit flowers and forests are like hail; The frost in the air does not fly, and the white sand on the Ting cannot be seen. Jiangtian is colorless and dustless, and the lonely moon wheel in the bright sky. Who's going to be in the boat tonight? Where is Acacia Moon Tower? …… Poor upstairs wandering for the moon, should be taken away from the makeup mirror. The jade curtain can't be rolled up, and the clothes are smashed and the anvil is returned. At this time, we don't hear each other, and we are willing to shine on you month by month. The wild goose flies for a long time, and the fish and dragon dive into the water. Last night's idle pool dream fell flowers, poor spring half didn't return home......"
On the twelfth night, Emperor Xu sighed faintly: "Where is the Acacia Bright Moon Tower, is it possible that there is a bright moon to have Acacia?" In my opinion, as long as the beauty is on my side, even if there is no bright moon, the night is wonderful! Beauty is the bright moon is the sunshine! He was really lovesick, so he asked Liu Meiren to improvise and choreograph a solo dance "Spring River Flower Moonlight Night" to perform for himself and other beauties to enjoy.
On the thirteenth day, Emperor Xu's state affairs were heavy. On the fourteenth, Qiuyue asked Long Live to recite the "Song of Long Hatred", and Emperor Xu was helpless. Fifteenth. Emperor Xu rushed to the mountain early, and he no longer dared to pretend to be in pain, he carried Banzai from the halfway up the mountain to the Yaohua Palace on the top of the mountain, and said reassuring words all the way, among them, Emperor Xu remembered a few touching words: "Long live, no matter how much this immortal road travels around the world or closes the Great Pass to practice the Tao for thousands of years, she first pretends to be long live you in her heart!" Therefore、Please rest assured、Long live it! ”
It's here! Qiuyue racked her brains, but she really couldn't find a poem that could be Emperor Xu, so she had to use the most risky trick to "hide from the sky and cross the sea", and she hurriedly ran to the boudoir......