As soon as Concubine Wen entered the palace, she ordered the grapefruit peel that had already been dried, and the unique aroma of the grapefruit peel wafted in.

Emperor Xu gently hugged Concubine Wen and whispered: "It's still my interpretation flower that is the best and most beautiful, and I know me best." This fruity smell of mosquitoes, I am still enjoying it for the first time, and it must be much more intoxicating than Xu Xuan's moon incense. ”

"When did you secretly smell the moon incense of the former genius, and confessed." Concubine Wen said with a smile.

"I talked about this kind of incense with Hu Shi last night, but I didn't expect it to be as boring as playing the piano to a cow, and suddenly, I ignored it like air and ignored it." Emperor Xu's face was aggrieved, and Concubine Wen couldn't cry or laugh. Long live the dignified lord, he is so childish!

"If you are careful, you will repay it!" Concubine Wen teased, "Long live, how can you waste the limited years of beauty letters, in the future, you still have to be as affectionate as the rest of the beauties." Then, Concubine Wen thought about her identity and persuaded tactfully.

"I can only do my best." Emperor Xu said lightly.

"Concubine Ai, just now I was in the imperial garden and only listened to you teach you about walking nicknames, you are like a book, and you actually forgot about Master Su's 'Anbu'."

"Yes, a talented king, walk in peace, then, what should you sleep in?" Concubine Wen asked playfully.

"Sleep as medicine, you think, no matter how tired a person is, as long as he sleeps beautifully for one night, the next day, he will become vigorous again. No matter how thirsty a person is, as long as he is accompanied by a lover, his thirst will be instantly quenched. Emperor Xu was almost short of words, but fortunately, and then he made witty remarks, which made Concubine Wen happy, and said coquettishly: "I didn't expect that when it comes to jokes, no one can match it, a good and bad emperor." ”

The heat was unbearable, and Concubine Wen held a golden fan and fanned Emperor Xu hard until she showed a trace of fatigue. Emperor Xu signaled to try the power of this golden fan as well, but he didn't expect that this fan was so heavy that Emperor Xu couldn't shake it at all. I had no choice but to look at the "fan" and sigh.

"Aifei, what is this fan made of?" Emperor Xu is very strange, this Concubine Wen has never been extravagant, why is it this time?

"I see that you and I are both true temperamental people, this'Golden House Zangjiao', reminds me of the things of the previous dynasty, extremely illusory, and there is no profound and elegant meaning, but a little decadent, and let the palace maids carefully care and wipe every day, and the heart is not happy, it is better to turn the illusory things into practical treasures in the palm of your hand, and become the loyal golden and precious 'cool friend' of the royal family, and really eliminate the heat for Long Life, okay? By the way, the little sister can also practice. (Note: The ancients called the fan 'Liangyou'.) ﹚

"What's wrong? Such a trivial matter can be described as trivial and insignificant! The trivial things in the palace, the queen of love has the final say. ”

"Ai Concubine, I am still in the hot summer, can you help me read a few poems that can bring coolness? You don't have to shake your fan at me all the time, you can enjoy it yourself, okay? ”

"The concubine and the mother are good in the world, first of all, they must be women in the world, and they are naturally willing to be a virtuous and good woman."

Concubine Wen said that, she suddenly became interested, and her body was full of infinite strength, shaking the golden fan while singing "cool poems", like singing lullaby.

"Long live, let's imagine this palace as Wang Wei's bamboo pavilion, sitting alone in the secluded fence, playing the piano and howling. People in the deep forest don't know, and the bright moon comes to take pictures. The concubines also think that the Tang Dynasty Yao He's summer poems are also attractive, you listen: on the summer high-rise building, the Pinghu Lake is endless. The birds go through the mountains, and the people rest in the shade of the trees. ”

Emperor Xu listened very intoxicated, as if he had integrated into the summer life of his predecessors, but he liked Bai Juyi's style, and hurriedly asked: "Aifei, has Bai Juyi written it?" ”

Concubine Wen hurriedly flipped through it, and shouted happily: "Yes, yes, long live is so happy, you can come to whatever you want, what an interesting and honest verse: Where can I escape the summer?" Back to the day building in the forest. Where is it good to chase the cool, the pond is with the wind. Also, we must learn Bai Juyi's 'unique skill', that is, 'calm and naturally cool' in meditation. ”

"Quick, read it and listen to it." Emperor Xu was very interested in this extremely elegant attitude towards the summer.

"Why do you want to kill the heat and live in a courtyard. There is nothing long in front of you, and there is a breeze under the window. The heat dissipation is calm from the heart, and the cool is empty. At this time, it is difficult to protect oneself and be more with others. ”

"I also like the summer poems of Mei Yaochen, who is not far from my dynasty."

"Mei Yaochen, who is as famous as Su Shunqin and Ouyang Xiu?"

It is precisely that he wrote in "Summer Vacation in Miaojue Temple in Zhongfu Ri" that the autumn sound of the tall trees is early, and the heat of the promenade is slight. You don't need to drink, you can forget to cook tea. ”

Tasting the poems and tasting the tea in the poems, Emperor Xu listened more and more energetically, and he didn't want to fall asleep immediately, he insisted on asking Concubine Wen to tell a story, and Concubine Wen had to listen. She thought, hey, a man will never grow up, let's just say it for Princess Fuqing, she endured her temperament, opened "The Allusions of the Great Song Dynasty", and said softly-

During a Jinshi examination, Mei Yaochen served as an examiner, assisted the examiner Ouyang Xiu to read the papers, and found Su Shi's "Treatise on Punishment and Reward for Loyalty", which contained the words "Gao Tao is a scholar, will kill people, Gao Tao is said to kill the third, Yao is said to be the third of You", and he recommended Su Shi's test paper to Ouyang Xiu for review after reading the paper. Ouyang Xiu asked, "What book is this from?" Mei Yaochen said: "Why do you need a source? Ouyang Xiu thought that it was just that everyone occasionally forgot the source, but he was also quite surprised by Su Shi's talent. However, the name of the test paper was vague, and Ouyang Xiu thought that it was very likely to be written by his disciple Zeng Gong, but in order to avoid suspicion, he took this paper as the second. When the list was unveiled, Ouyang Xiu saw Su Shi's name, and said to Mei Yaochen at the beginning: "What he wrote must have a basis, unfortunately we can't remember it." When Su Shi visited and thanked Ouyang Xiu, Ouyang Xiu asked him about the source of the content of the test paper, and Su Shi said the same answer as Mei Yaochen: "Why do you need a source." Ouyang Xiu appreciated the heroism of his character and sighed at his genius!

"There are such miracles in the world, it can be seen that 'the hero's vision is slightly the same' should be changed to 'the genius' is completely in agreement', and these two geniuses have been unsurpassed since ancient times."

"Fortunately, Banzai and Concubine Ben also fell in love with each other impartially." The two emperors and concubines laughed heartily.

"I'm still hot!"

"Okay, this concubine named you 'Liangren' and 'Leng Shu', and changed the name of the dormitory to 'Leng Yan', 'Qin Liang', 'Shuixin', 'Yanyulou' and 'Wanshuyuan'."

"No matter how 'Ten Thousand Trees Garden', I am also your first jade tree." After saying that, the beauty is gone, and the summer of Emperor Xu is gone.

A burst of brilliant clouds and a wanton rain had already turned into rows of hot sweat, and Emperor Xu joked with a wicked smile: 'Ice muscles and jade bones, cool and sweatless', it is really biased. In my opinion, today has become 'ice muscle and jade bones, by no means cool and sweatless', if you and I are replaced by two fairies and fairies who do not eat fireworks in the world, let alone happiness! Concubine Wen fell asleep in Emperor Xu's fiery love words.