"Love concubine, I really love Xu Xuan, because he is a gentleman, especially love incense, but also incense makers, every moonlit night, sit alone in the atrium, burn a stick of incense, clear heart with the moon, he called this incense he made 'with the moon'. Its aroma and fragrance are quiet and elegant, the fragrance is far-reaching, and the fragrance lasts for a long time; It has the power of purifying and righteousness, nourishing the mind and reconciling the body and mind. Ai Concubine, you say, if I can be lucky enough to get his 'moon incense', what a beautiful thing, every day to burn incense in the study, piano room, meditation room and dormitory, is it beyond the reach of immortals? ”

In fact, Emperor Xu had already regarded the Hu family as the queen of the text.

"However, Empress Wen has already created a huge floral world for the royal family, isn't that enough? It's enough to get a lot of burnt 'moon incense'. Hu said with vinegar.

"Forget it, let's go to bed, this is called 'Xiucai meets soldiers, and it is reasonable to say' I knew that this was the case, and it should have been stipulated in ancient times that even soldiers who were on the border should read poetry and books to know how to strategize with the generals together, so as to lose the battle."

"Long live, saint, the good night is short, why don't you rest early, the eldest lady who stays at home, you and the concubine talk about these things, it's so disappointing." Hu Shi said coquettishly.

A strange incense, a deep affection, a nostalgia, a remembrance, why doesn't Hu Meiren understand my tenderness and elegance? Thinking of this, I became sad, and I actually fell asleep, ignoring the Hu Meiren around me who was like a hungry wolf. (Note, 颟顸, the sound is the same as "barbaric", confused and sloppy.) ﹚

Concubine Wen suddenly remembered that there were a lot of fruits that day to pay tribute, but what about the remaining peels?

After breakfast, Concubine Wen asked anxiously, "Sister, maybe the peels of the fruit were piled up that day, right?" ”

Ling'er and her sister hit it off and replied happily, "Yes, I smelled these peels, full of good aromas, and I was confused for a while, and I was reluctant to ask the inner supervisors to pour them out or bury them." Sister, am I doing the right thing? Ling'er opened her clear eyes and asked embarrassedly.

Concubine Wen was very happy and exclaimed: "That's right, you are more Confucius than Confucius, how can my sister and my sister have a heart and a head, these peels, if they are given to the sixth sister's flower shop, maybe how happy they are." ”

"Soak it into a fertile fruity juice, mix it with water, and then irrigate all the flowers and plants, oh, these flowers and plants don't know how delicious and attractive they can grow, this is definitely an exclusive secret recipe."

"What about the kitchen waste in the imperial dining room, such as ginger crumbs, garlic skin, chicken feathers, cleaned vegetable leaves, leftover soup and so on?" Ling'er is really worried about her master all the time.

"That's right, these are treasures, chicken feathers, you can find a clever inner supervisor and tie them into a feather duster. After a long time, it can be tied into many of them, and almost every palace room can be divided into one; Garlic peel can accumulate and in the middle of summer, it can repel mosquitoes, purify the air, and kill viruses in the air. The ashes can also be used as a good flower fertilizer for the top of the garden, and the rest of the ginger crumbs can be used into water and fertilizer to water the flowers and trees in the garden regularly. As for leftovers, the inmates were told to get up early, push them to the market in carts, and give them to the pig-raising families. The royal family must set an example of turning waste into treasure. Concubine Wen spoke in an orderly manner, and Ling'er listened to it word for word.

After a while, Ling'er sighed exaggeratedly: "Who said that trivial things are trivial? As long as you take it seriously, waste becomes treasure, and small things are not small. ”

"It's not simple, sister, it's extraordinary, this can go down in history." Concubine Wen smiled happily.

"It's still because of my sister's edification." Ling'er is getting more and more mature.

"My sister is leaving! Watch out for the phoenix! ”

"Well, clever girl, go ahead, be an official in the palace."

One day, the sky was overcast. The sisters took Emperor Xu to take him to take a stroll in the imperial garden.

I don't know why, today, there are thousands of women, Emperor Xu is very annoyed, and said angrily: "Today, have you all taken dumb medicine?" ”

"The problem is, we really don't know what to say to make Banzai happy." The third sister was embarrassed and tentatively said, and then, everyone turned their eyes to Concubine Wen.

"Actually, in life, there is learning and fun everywhere, and I have thought that even walking has a deep meaning."

"God, walking? Boredom is dead, boredom is dead, where is the fun? "Jade Butterfly disagrees.

Emperor Xu thought of his former self, he was bored after the meal, and he fell asleep, but Concubine Wen trained herself as a long live, and her spirit was better and her body was stronger, so she couldn't help but agree: "Okay, love concubine, walking more, it can be said that there is no harm in everything, just as Zhang Sanying wrote in the poem, 'beautiful temperament, good spirit.'" ’。 ”

"Can you walk and walk out of a flower? Even small birds and pigs can go, why is it rare? Hu Meiren thought of last night's frustration and loneliness, and was indignant.

"Emperor Xu, are you still like a Taoist priest tonight to shake lots for the believers who come to tell fortunes? Are you still worried about who to choose to sleep with? Concubine Wen said straight to the point.

"Exactly! Could it be that Concubine Ai has any topics worth discussing and making everyone laugh? ”

"Otherwise, what kind of 'walking', if it is heard by the foreign Tibetans who came to visit and establish diplomatic relations, they will think that my Great Song Dynasty will not be able to do anything."

"I'll come first, 'okay', how about it?" Eighth Sister asked.

"No, no." The beauties joked in unison.

"Stroll, stroll." Liu Meiren said to the virtuous concubine.

"Slow down, slow down." Jade Butterfly Zhang Meiren replied with the trend, causing the imperial concubines to laugh, and then everyone pretended to walk slowly.

"Like a double four." The fourth sister Zhang is beautiful, which makes everyone baffled.

"What's the explanation?"

"Please answer after the article." The fourth sister asked.

"Please don't punish the concubines before you can answer."

Emperor Xu promised.

"Like eight." Really, everyone laughed again.

At this time, Emperor Xu was already impatient, and urged Concubine Wen to hurry up and come up with a few decent nicknames to comfort the Sacred Heart.

"The concubine has made a speech, and it is called 'Ruzen', 'Haibu' and 'Ersheng Wan'."

"Sure enough, there are mysteries in the words, please explain them in detail." The eighth sister praised.

"I've been like walking for a long time, and I've been able to walk for two hours in a row without getting tired. Such a simple movement is not simple, it is extremely Zen; As for Haibu, according to legend, there was a person called Zhuhai in the Xia Dynasty, who was strong and good at walking, he could walk from the East Pole to the West Pole, and walked 509,800 steps without feeling tired. The last nickname comes from 'one life two, two three begets three, and three begets all things.' We can rely on two legs to take the most persevering billions of steps, isn't it 'two to ten thousand'? ”

The beauties were still there in a daze, and Emperor Xu had already dragged Empress Wen back to the palace for sweetness.