[High-energy warning: This chapter has a lot of heavy mouth and undisciplined and spoof plots, please prepare to eat, or friends who have just finished eating, especially friends who are eating, take advantage of not subscribing, evacuate in advance, and cross this chapter, which will not have any impact on the main line later......]

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The scorching sun in the sky –

Under the sun, there are many high-rise buildings, and two ghost-like figures flash from the top of the tall buildings, and the speed is extremely fast, not to mention ordinary people, even heroes may not be able to capture the figures of the two.

However, the bustling Z city center seems to give people a sense of empty silence, there is no figure, the breeze blows through the streets, does not blow the skirt corners that are everywhere in the summer, only startles some wild cats.

This is also one of the benefits of the establishment of the Hero Association, since the Hero Association has been alerted in advance, it is often possible for the people to evacuate the disaster center in time and go to the shelter under the guidance of a special person.

It can only be said that the existence of the Hero Association has indeed reduced the casualties of many innocent residents.

Whew——!

The sound of breaking the sky crossed the sky and fell straight in the center of the street, Saitama looked at the empty street, and turned his gaze to Wu Biao without hesitation: "Take a look, which direction is it." ”

Unlike Wu Biao, Saitama can be said to be a person who has reached the extreme, and for the sense of weird breath, this thing may not be as good as some ordinary people with a strong sixth sense.

It's basically the next street.,Weirdos don't make a little noise.,This thing can pass by.。

So many times, after Saitama finds the weirdo, it's basically the weirdo that has been solved; Or the inhabitants of the area where the weirdo appeared, along with the hero who came, had been dealt with by the weirdos, and then he ran to clean up the mess......

Wu Biao glanced at Saitama, and the open mouth said directly Saitama turned dark: "Sure enough, I said that you may not be able to grab hot." ”

Saitama resisted the urge to punch the cheap face with a black face, and her face was expressionless: "Well, you can catch up with the hot one." ”

Wu Biao smiled proudly, did not continue to answer, but shrugged his nose, and his face directly changed: "This taste, it's so sour, did that weird guy blow up the pit?" ”

"What's wrong?"

Saitama was stunned when he heard this, he also knew that Wu Biao's nose was good, and he tried to shrug his nose and sniffed that nothing came out of him.

"I don't know, there's a smell over there anyway."

Wu Biao shook his head and pointed in the direction of the left front, and there was a foul smell in the smell, just like the smell of pulling a bubble of in the toilet, and then not flushing, but covering the toilet lid and storing it for a year before opening it......

In short, it smells extremely bad, especially Brother Biao's nose is very sensitive, he just sniffed deeply, and almost didn't choke him alive.

"Hahahaha——!"

Saitama looked at Brother Biao's bitter face, and couldn't help laughing, so you can show your nose if you're okay.

But even if it stinks, it's worth the trip for food, not to mention a little stinky, and even if the weirdo is drenched in, these two can use the telephone pole as chopsticks to get the weirdo into the river and wash it off.

The two of them walked forward at great speed again, and it didn't take long for Saitama to smell the smell that Brother Biao smelled, and her brows couldn't help frowning.

Brother Biao on the side was even more unbearable, and directly tore off two strips of cloth from the white coat and stuffed them into his nose.

Boom ——!

A bang came from the tall building in front of it, and then the tall building broke apart in an instant, as if it had been smashed in the center by a huge hammer machine.

The smoke and dust flew up, and it was impossible to see what was going on, but the foul smell that came with the impact was even more pronounced.

Obviously, the culprit of all this is there, and the two of them didn't hesitate to look at each other, and rushed in that direction suddenly, solve it early and go home early, the two of them didn't want to stay in this place at all.

In an instant, the two of them had already crossed the sky and landed directly on the street next to the collapsed high-rise building, looking into the range of smoke and dust, but when the smoke and dust cleared, the scene made both of them stand still......

To put it mildly, it was a hovering 'dragon', four or five meters high, but it could be called huge, but it was just ...... But the dragon is fixed.

In other words, this is the most classic shape, which will appear for a long time in the anime, with the eggshell removed from the ice cream; To put it simply...... It's a fucking piece of shit that moves!

The evacuation alarm of those hero associations on the streets of Z City sounded again, and it was still the voice of the host, or similar words:

"The emergency evacuation alert was issued again, the disaster level was tiger-level, and in the bustling area of the center of Z, there was a huge... Well, a huge piece of, because the smell of contains a huge amount of toxins, it is recommended that everyone bring a gas mask on the way to the shelter. ”

Let's not talk about what other people think, now Brother Biao wants to kill that bullshit TV station, pull this host out and beat him up......

As for the so-called toxins, they have no effect on Wu Biao and Saitama.

"Huh? Is there anyone else? Are you trying to embarrass me for pooping weirdos? ”

The strange man turned his head and immediately spotted Wu Biao and Saitama on the street, the on their bodies gradually began to flow as he opened his mouth, and the face full of stinky was covered with hideousness.

……

Silence –

Wu Biao and Saitama couldn't help but swallow their saliva.

"Eng... Heroes? ”

"Save ...... Help me! ”

"Save me, I'm going to."

“……”

I saw that the spoop weirdo's quagmire-like body showed a head, all of them looked like they had seen a savior, and sent a plea for help to Wu Biao and Saitama.

"Hey, hero, if the suffering crowd calls you, you can go up."

Brother Biao pinched his nose and turned his head to look at Saitama with a righteous face: "Only this time, I want to entrust you with the task of saving the world!" ”

Don't make a fuss, Brother Biao likes it, but there is such a thing as...... Physically and mentally completely accept that it can't!

Saitama's face turned green: "I'm just a hero of interest." After saying that, he turned around and looked at Wu Biao with dead fish eyes: "Didn't you say that you can eat hot, this is not only hot, but also moving, I remember that someone doesn't dare to eat anyone who claims to be able to run?" ”

"......" Wu Biao was choked and had nothing to say.

"Humph!"

The poop weirdo looked at the two of them and snorted coldly: "That's good, seeing that I have become a poop weird because I eat too much stool, I can still talk so calmly, sure enough, you are embarrassing me poop weirdos, believe it or not, I let you drown to death!" ”

"No, we're getting ready to flee." Saitama wilted directly very weakly.

The corners of Wu Biao's mouth twitched: "Eating too much stool...... it!! ”

"Bastard !!"

The poop weirdo suddenly became angry, and the flowing shit condensed an angry expression on his face, and glared at Wu Biao viciously: "You bastard dare to laugh at my preferences, anyone who laughs at my preferences must die." ”

“…… I was shocked. "Brother Biao is helpless, he has seen a lot of strange weirdos these days, but such a preference ...... It's really a long experience.

"You ordinary people don't understand the charm of poop at all."

The expression of the poop weirdo changed, and he looked extremely yearning: "Any piece of poop is unique, and it has its own time, even if it is the same person and eats the same thing, the taste is slightly different." ”

"......" Wu Biao and Saitama.

We don't want to know what's going to taste good, do we?

However, the poop weirdo is like the waiter in the black restaurant introducing the dishes, completely ignoring the mood of the 'diners', and roaring with excitement: "Any piece of poop is a book, and it has its own story; Any lump of poop has a lonely journey and a unique life of its own; But the pathetic human race doesn't know how to tap into its charms. ”

"The first contact with poop is obtained from online shopping, which is caused by underage and unbroken girls who eat vegetables and fruits for several weeks in a row, so that the smell of the feces itself is eliminated, and then different flavors of stool are produced according to the taste of customers, and the taste is mostly the taste of cantaloupe and other fruits."

"That contact struck me, how delicious it is, this is a rare and rare product in the world, this is a product that only a great god can create."

"Since then I've been exposed to all kinds of poop, and each one tastes very different. The yellow skin, dotted with black crumbs, is eaten in the mouth, as if there are countless particles jumping vividly in the mouth, as if a little elf is dancing on the tip of the tongue. ”

"Chicken breast, beef, pork, mutton, these four kinds of meat are processed by the human body, and after the food residue is ground into a puree, it retains its elasticity, and the delicious and mellow taste is full of refreshing taste, the soft sweetness of the protein, and the slight bitterness after the neutralization of bile, which is undoubtedly the best match for red wine."

"There is also thin feces, which is caused by the increase in human intestinal peristalsis, which melts in the mouth, like a miracle like an elixir, and enters the throat, making the esophagus feel a slight burning sensation, which is undoubtedly of high quality, but it is a pity...... This is poisonous. ”

“……”

Wu Biao was stunned and looked at the stool weirdo who was talking eloquently, but he was fascinated by it; Saitama on the side couldn't help but shudder, because the description of this product was so real that people couldn't help but reverie.

I almost threw up......

In the end, the poop weirdo made a summary with an intoxicated face:

"Poop, overflowing with ...... The taste of love! ”