Chapter 6 The so-called money is often out of patience and ruthless!
Early Morning ——!
The sun shone in through the window, the alarm clock rang, and the quilt reached out and turned off the alarm clock.
It's another great day!
Premise –
齁齁齁齁......
This voice can make me disappear!
Saitama looked at Brother Biao, who was on the sofa on the other side, stripped only his pants, covered with sheets, and didn't treat himself as an outsider at all, and couldn't help but hang up the dead fish eyes, being able to fall asleep in such noise, Saitama actually admired his own ......
Although five days of the week, the other party was sleeping and watching TV.
That's right, a week has passed before you know it.
Over the course of a week, Saitama tried countless ways to get rid of the bastard, but ...... None of it worked!
In the end, Saitama gritted his teeth and decided to fight Wu Biao.
Wu Biao fights with himself every day, as long as he satisfies the other party's wishes, he will leave!
Saitama thought so at the time.
Result –
The two sides fought with all their might for a long time, and in the end Saitama lost to Wu Biao, and was beaten to the point that he was sore for several days, but ...... Is this bastard more excited?
What kind of fist-to-flesh battle, what do we yearn for men of our generation......
Although the taste of punches to the flesh is indeed refreshing, Saitama feels that what he yearns for is the feeling of 'being able to defeat all kinds of monsters with one punch' when he first decided to become a hero.
None of this matters, it's the ...... After a fight, this thing not only did not leave, but became more excited.
Is there any mistake, what kind of sin did Lao Tzu create!
Shaking his head helplessly, he looked at the time of half past six on the alarm clock, Saitama got up and put his sportswear on his body, exercise must not be left behind, he has to become stronger!
At least strong enough to knock this snoring bastard away!!
"Morning, I'm going out to exercise again."
Brother Biao, whose biological clock is extremely accurate, also got up and looked at Saitama who was about to leave: "If you want me to say that your exercise is useless at all, let's change it to fight with Brother Biao in the future." ”
Saitama ignored him and went out for an extremely hard workout as always.
100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, 10 km run......
Brother Biao also observed for a few days at first, and even he couldn't help but be shocked by this freak, to know what it was like when he used to exercise basically......
Carry nearly a ton of stuff and do squats!
Which long-distance run is not eighteen?
Sit-ups without heavy objects have no effect.
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As the saying goes, people have to throw more than people, so Brother Biao asked Saitama to fight again......
However, Wu Biao doesn't want to think about his degree of perversion, which is no less than Saitama, if Saitama can become stronger in anything, then Wu Biao can always become stronger as long as there is a fight.
Whenever after a battle, Wu Biao will be stronger, as if his body is absorbing various genes to evolve on its own, especially killing the weirdos in this world who have broken through the limit, and the powerful genes have made Wu Biao's strength enter the rapid growth period again.
This also led to the rapid growth of Saitama, who was still steadily pressed by Brother Biao.
Getting down to business –
When Saitama came back from workout, Biao was lying on the carpet, smoking a cigarette while watching TV.
"Don't give me a cigarette in the house!"
Even though he knew that Brother Biao would never be obedient, Saitama still yelled habitually...... But then he was stunned, looked at Wu Biao with curiosity on his face and said, "How do you have the money to buy cigarettes?" Didn't you say the day before yesterday that the last box was also drawn? ”
You know, he has no money on his side at all-
In the past few days, I have been out day and night, and I have been avoiding the pursuit of the landlady and the old lady...... No, debt collection.
"Oh, yesterday I went to repair your sportswear, and that uncle ate the bastard......"
"Wait......"
The corners of Saitama's mouth twitched, and he interrupted: "You have a limit to this self-cooked product, I'll take you there once, why can you lick your face and go there to eat!" ”
"The last time he left, didn't he tell us that he always came for something?" Wu Biao's face was taken for granted.
"Hey! People are just polite. Saitama couldn't help but cover her face: "Then, you won't borrow money from others, right?" ”
Brother Biao glanced at Saitama with a stupid look: "You idiot, I'm not familiar with him." ”
“…… You know that, too. ”
"The uncle told me that if you don't have any money, you can exchange the bounty prisoner with the police for money, and then gave me a few wanted warrants, and when I came back from dinner, I happened to meet a bounty criminal downstairs, and I was knocked unconscious and sent to the police station."
Wu Biao said as he took out a wad of money from his pocket: "Then they gave me 50,000 yuan, what kind of C-level bounty prisoner is really valuable!" ”
"Fifty Thousand !!"
Saitama's eyes were green, staring straight at the pile of money in Brother Biao's hand.
Fifty thousand!
That's enough to live on your own for a month, as long as you can catch the supermarket sale every Saturday, you can eat a few more hearty meals a month.
Well, if there is no bastard in front of you......
Thinking about the dozen or so hundred-steel hammers in his little purse...... Well, this steel hammer was learned from Wu Biao, and I don't know where this product came from, so I called this 100-face value coin a steel hammer.
In short, say a thousand to ten thousand...... This 50,000 yuan is a lot of money for Saitama!
"Here, give you half!"
Wu Biao shook his hand extremely arrogantly, took out half of it and threw it over: "Anyway, you have really had a hard time with this goods." ”
"Thank you, big guy."
Saitama burst into tears, but he also knew a very good way to make money, when the hero was working, he could also have an income, Wu Biao could get 50,000 yuan for grabbing someone casually!
Why didn't I think of this stubble?
"Insert a news ......"
The voice from the TV made Wu Biao and Saitama stand up at the same time, and a green light appeared in their eyes.
Food –
Come on!
Although it is said that Saitama has never eaten less weirdos.
But since Wu Biao came, the frequency of eating weirdos has increased greatly, because ...... If you don't eat, you can't live!
"Now that an emergency evacuation alert has been issued, the disaster level is tiger-level, and the bustling area in the center of Z has seen a huge... Uh......" The host paused, and carefully glanced at the paper in his hand, as if to confirm whether the paper was misprinted.
But Wu Biao and Saiyu in front of the TV had their eyes lit up, and without waiting to finish listening to the report, they glanced at each other and rushed out of the door at the same time, and Saya ran to the center of Z.
Enormous?
It's definitely enough to eat for a few days.
It's no wonder that the two of them are in a hurry, you must know that last time, because they were a step late, the strange people have disappeared, and there is not even a corpse left, which also causes the two of them to be hungry for a whole day, and Brother Biao is so hungry that he is ready to gnaw on the bark......
Wu Biao and Saitama have been gritting their teeth in their hearts for the bastard who collected the corpse.
At least save some meat!!
No one knows that there is an organization like the Hero Association in this world, and the corpses of the weirdos who have basically been eliminated are all cleaned up by the Hero Association.
Wu Biao didn't pay attention to it at all, although Saitama often sees reports about heroes on TV, and hopes that he can have a fan, but he doesn't know that there is such a place as the Hero Association......
And because they were not registered with the Hero Association, everyone went to evacuate when the disaster happened, and no one witnessed it......
As a result, the credit for these two strange monsters has inexplicably fallen to the heroes who have appeared nearby!
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