"Salted fish! I heard that you recently joined the ministry? How is it? ”

It was his good friend Yuntao who accosted Yu Xian.

“......”

"How do you salted fish? A look of disgust? ”

"It's nothing, it's just that I feel powerless when I think of the people in the group......"

"Huh? What kind of unit is that? ”

"It's called the Department of Paranormal Research......"

“...... Well, this sounds suspicious when you hear the name. ”

“...... This is a department full of weirdos, and the minister is a big sister who is a natural middle two, and she is tinkering with some weird liquid all day long. There is also a little girl in the same class as the minister, who is completely a beast in a loli skin, and can bend a soup spoon with her thumb! I don't have anything to say about the strength, but that punch is like a car crashing into it at a speed of 80 kilometers per hour, and I've fainted three times in just one week! ”

"Forehead ......"

"There's even more! Another senior in the department turned out to be a dead M! But he rarely came. ”

"Uh...... Your department really has a personality......."

"Alas, what a wonderful thing it would be if there was a girl like Xiang Jixue in the department who was cute and had a good personality!"

Yu Xian said and looked at Ji Xue, who was sitting in the front row and chatting with a few other girls.

"What, you're hooked on her?"

"No, it's just that the girls who have been watching the group for a long time are very healing when they see this!"

"Alas, you're also very hard."

..............

[It's so boring! Is there anything that can be done? 】

Yu Xian sat on a chair in the department and looked around boredly.

[Well, the minister is still there to do some weird stuff that I don't know what it is,. Dongfang senior is here today! But sure enough, it's still in the corner. Senior Sister Lin? Reading comics? Didn't you say to study new abilities to despise me? Sister Shangguan! It's so cute, like a doll! Hey hey ......]

"If you're bored, why don't you come and see my newly researched magic?"

"Minister, can you read my heart casually!"

The one who spoke was none other than the head of the Department of Occult Research, Shangguan Nozomi.

"Ah, I'm sorry I didn't care."

"Seriously, minister, do you want to give up magic and study mind reading, I think you're more reliable in that regard."

"Mind reading? I studied it when I was in junior high school, but it didn't mean much, and it only took me half a year to master it. ”

【...... Could it be that the minister is actually a genius?

"Well, why don't you try your magic, it's fun!"

"Uh...... Why does it always feel unreliable! ”

"Don't worry, I'll show you the most basic magic."

"Okay then."

"Then you can see it, this is the improved version of the summoning magic array that I just completed."

"Wait, Improved?"

"Just look at it."

The Minister placed a wooden box with a length and width of one meter depicting the magic circle on the ground.

"So here we go!"

Slowly, a magical spell came out of the minister's mouth.

“...... O wretched creatures of hell, show your wretched figure here! Hellhound! ”

"Boom......"

Suddenly, the magic array emitted a dazzling white light, and the piercing person's eyes couldn't be opened.

"I'll go, it can't be true, it's okay!"

The white light disappeared, and a large black and red dog blurred in the center of the magic array, more than a meter tall.

"Look, this didn't work out!"

Wait for the eyes to slowly recover from the influence of the blinding white light.

"Isn't this just a balloon?"

Yu Xian took a closer look, and what kind of hellhound appeared in front of Yu Xian, which was completely a black and red dog-shaped balloon.

"You didn't see you just pressed the remote control!"

"These are your hallucinations."

"No, no, no! I saw it with my own eyes! ”

"Seeing it with your own eyes doesn't necessarily mean it's real."

“…… Anyway, minister, you can't wear such a long black robe just to cover up your remote control, right? ”

"You're thinking too much, Salted Fish."

"Why don't you look at me and say!"

“...... Well, I'm going to study other magic, and I'm out of company. ”

After speaking, he returned to his minister's table.

"Hey, don't go!"

............

[Ahh I'm bored again......]

"Hey, if the boy is bored, why don't you come over and have a long talk?"

"Everyone in this department can read minds!"

Just when Yu Xian became bored again, Dongfang Chun, who was tied up in the corner, spoke to him.

Yu Xian thought for a moment, then got up and walked in the direction of Dongfang Chun.

"Yes, the kid has a future, and even the minister's magic can be seen through at once."

"Is that magic!"

"Okay boy, you squat down first, I'll be excited if you stand and look at me like this."

Dongfang Chun's face slowly flushed a little.

"Don't! Don't! ”

After hearing this, Yu Xian quickly squatted down and looked at Dongfang Chun.

"That's it!"

"Yes, yes."

The red tide on Dongfang Chun's face slowly receded at this time.

"Boy, you're good."

Dongfang Chun looked at Yu Xianzheng and said.

"What are you doing! Suddenly so serious and weird and disgusting. ”

"It's nothing, I just think you're good."

"So?"

"I want you to ......"

"Impossible."

"Boy, I'm not done yet."

"Anyway, I don't think it's going to be a good thing to come out of the senior's mouth."

"Boy, actually, I want to recommend you to join our Flesh and Soul Liberation Society."

"This is a cult!"

"Young man, don't look at us from the eyes of mortals, we are a group of aspiring young people with lofty ideals and beliefs!"

"Okay, after all, it's a group of perverted organizations."

"Oooh! You look at the garbage in such a good way! Sure enough, I was right! Be sure to join us! ”

"I'm sorry for you, I'd better be a mortal."

“...... But...... Yes! Refreshing! ”

Just when Dongfang Chun wanted to continue to win over Yu Xian, a comic book suddenly fell from the sky and hit him.

"What's the noise, didn't you see that I was doing research!"

Lin Liyin stood up from her seat and looked at Yu Xian viciously.

"Hey, salted fish over there, hurry up and get my book!"

"Huh...... Why should I take it. ”

"Boom!"

Lin Liyin didn't know where to pull out a wooden stick with a radius of two or three centimeters and held it in her hand, and she broke it directly with a single force!

"Okay! Sister Lin, I'll take it now! ”

Yu Xian saw this scene, and a chill rose in his head, and he hurriedly picked up the comic and respectfully handed it back to Lin Liyin.

"Sister Lin, then it's nothing small, so I'll go back first."

"Get out" and get out. ”

After Yu Xian finished speaking, he immediately turned around and ran away

"Hey, okay Sister Lin, let's go.

"Wait, come here!"

"Uh...... What's the matter? Sister Lin. ”

Yu Xian asked cautiously, for fear of angering him, and he said that he didn't want to become like a soup spoon and a stick.

"I heard you're bored, but I have something to ask you to help with."

"Uh...... As long as it's a small help, it's ......."

"Excellent! Then you come in. ”

Lin Liyin didn't know where to take out a wooden box about her height, with a big hole on the top and bottom of the box.

"Uh...... Senior Sister Lin, what is this for? ”

Although Yu Xian felt wrong, he still didn't dare to make a mistake, so he obediently stood in, and his head and feet got into the hole.

[Why do I have a bad premonition!] 】

"Then it's on!"

Saying that, Lin Liyin showed a weird smile.

"Look at the sword!"

Lin Liyin took out a long sword out of nowhere and quickly stabbed at Yu Xian.

"Poof!"

"Mom!"

Yu Xian didn't react, and the long sword pierced the wooden box directly against Yu Xian's waist.

"You...... Are you doing...... What! ”

"It's nothing more than trying out my newfound abilities."

"Are you going to kill me!"

"Don't bark, aren't you still dead. Thanks to my newfound abilities. ”

"It's all said that you can only count magic at best! If I hadn't been lucky, I wouldn't have died by now! ”

"No, no, no, it's a superpower."

"No, no, no, no! If it's really a superpower, it's not yours either! ”

"What do you say! Look at the sword! ”

"I'm rubbing! Help me! ”

"Don't run! Let me prick again! ”

Lin Liyin didn't know where she had found a long sword and stabbed at Yu Xian.

"Help!"

"Smack!"

Just as Yu Xian was running for his life everywhere, a long sword broke through the air and pierced directly into the wall in front of Yu Xian, blocking him in front of him.

"Eh, eh, ......."

Yu Xian's legs were trembling, and cold sweat was running down his body.

"Oh, it's a little bit close."

"You're going to kill me! Help me! ”

"Hey, hey, don't scream, no one will come to save you if you cut your throat."

Lin Liyin took out her third sword at this time and walked towards Yu Xian.

"It's okay, if it fails, I'll call the minister to help you resurrect."

"You really believe the minister!"

Yu Xian writhed desperately in the box, trying to escape from this desperate situation.

"Don't!"

"Look at the sword!"

"Click!"

"Poof!"

"Ahhh......hhh I'm going to die! ”

"What is it called! You're fine, aren't you? ”

"Huh? I'm fine? Hahahaha! I'm fine! Hahahaha! ”

At the moment when the third sword pierced the wooden box just now, Yu Xian shook violently and broke the first sword that pierced in, and then Yu Xian, who had enough space, barely dodged the attack of the third sword.

"Alas, it's really boring to have no sword."

"Heh, heh...... It's finally over, and it scares me to death! ”

"Okay then, let's do it for today, let's continue next time, Salted Fish Boy."

"Come on! Don't! ”

"Then please give me more advice next time."

"Don't, ahh

.............

Afterwards, Yu Xian laboriously pulled out the long sword stuck in the wall and looked at it carefully.

[I'll go!] These are all wood products, why can wood products pass through the wall in the hands of Senior Sister Lin! It's terrifying! What will happen to me from now on! Help! 】