Chapter 332: South Park VI

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South Park, Stan's house.

It took a long time to treat the wound, firstly because the cut on his waist was much larger than expected, and secondly, because he could not take off his costume (the ski jacket obtained in the script would, but the long purple suit couldn't), so he could only sew it through the tear in his clothes, which affected his efficiency.

Of course, the most important point is that he is very bad at this kind of sewing and repairing work......

At this point, Shooting Lly had calmed down a bit, and Randy was still playing with the camera......

"Okay, now I've got the camera back on." Randy turned on the thing and pointed it at his face and began to understand, "Okay, I'm Randy. Marsh (Randy Mom Rsh), I'm filming something...... A horde of giant monsters is attacking our town, and there is chaos outside the window at the moment. As he spoke, he turned the camera around and pointed it at the window facing the street.

Through the windows, you can see that the streets are full of broken dead bodies and overturned cars; Many underground gas pipes exploded, and the fires caused by them were left unattended. And those who are alive. Either screaming and running away, or lying in a pool of blood, waiting for his blood to drain.

"I almost didn't make it back to the house alive, but luckily this superhero beep - saved me." Randy patted Brother Jue for a few seconds, and then turned the camera to his face, "With me, there is also a ...... to shoot Lly," he said, while using the camera to shoot his wife and children, and in this critical moment, maintaining his own style without limits, said: "Shoot Lly, wave your hand at the camera." ”

β€œrandy。 Can you put that damn camera down? He said to her husband, "We have to find a way!" ”

Randy replied with a straight and stinking face, "I don't know what to do, I'm stunned!" ”

"How about you put the camera down and help the injured gentleman?" Proposed a fairly reliable building yì.

"Don't worry, Mrs. Marsh, I can handle it alone." Feng Bujue quickly replied that he didn't want the characters in South Park to administer any form of medical treatment to him.

In this world, let alone Randy, even serious medical personnel have basically never saved people. There are many cases of people being killed alive. In his unwitting memory, Kenny was once burned and taken to the hospital, where doctors disemboweled him and took away his heart. Changed to a baked potato and went in; Another time I went to have my tonsils cut, but after the operation, I contracted AIDS......

There are many similar examples, and many characters, led by Kenny, have died in the Hell's Road Hospital due to various diseases.

In short, it is more dangerous to let the people of South Park heal themselves than to beg them to kill themselves.

"Why don't you turn on the TV and watch the news, I'll be here right away." Feng Bujue quickly changed the topic and felt that it made sense. He quickly stepped forward and turned on the TV in the living room.

Randy's camera then focused on the TV screen.

Perhaps as luck would have it, the TV signal remained uninterrupted in the midst of such a severe disaster. The TV station has not stopped operating.

As soon as the power is turned on, the live broadcast of the catastrophe appears.

"This is a live report from New York, which is also being attacked by giant guinea pigs." The narrator in the footage says: "It has been reported that the guinea pig invasion crisis is sweeping through major cities around the world......

Randy exclaimed, "Oh my God? All over the world with these monsters? ”

The live footage of this news is a little shaky. The photographer appears to be flying in a helicopter. This high-altitude footage shows that the destruction of the big city is even more severe. Fenaculus swarms roamed the streets, with explosions and collapsed buildings; Some soldiers are forming a network of sieges, using submachine guns to vent their powerful fire on these monsters, but the monsters are unconcerned......

"Look at those monsters......" said as he pointed to the giant guinea pig in the news footage, "Randy, what are we going to do?" ”

Before Randy could speak, he was shocked again, and only heard a loud bang......

Before he knew it, the wall on the opposite side was knocked open, and the head of a guinea pig poked in, and one of the faces of this cute thing was as tall as two people, and there was a low moan of "woo" in its nose.

At this time, Feng Bujue completed the treatment of the wound and stopped the bleeding.

"Oh my God! Oh, my God! Randy yelled.

"This way." Feng Bujue had already stood up, opened the door behind him, and turned slightly sideways to make way for Stan's family, "Run!" ”

The couple was not polite to him, and ran out with their daughter.

Ando in Feng Bujue's hand had already spit out tongues of fire, and the striking points were concentrated near the eyes of the guinea pigs.

But this giant monster seemed to be invulnerable to all corners of its body, and it was almost unhindered, and continued to approach.

"Cut...... I'm really not afraid of conventional weapons at all......" Feng spat unhappily, he also understood that he had to use some means that "did not belong to this script" to solve the current crisis.

said that it was too late, Brother Jue threw away the gun, stepped forward with an arrow, and used the killing move of the previous script, the Southern Dou Flying Dragon Fist.

When you specialize in fighting at the C level, the success rate of the fighting skills is already 75%, plus the ice alchemist's persistence and all the active skills plus a 10% bonus to the extra success rate, the skill is naturally launched in a smooth way.

As the 800 points of physical energy were consumed, Feng Bujue suddenly burst out of a bright purple fighting qi around his body, and his fists turned into a heavy phantom and struck forward.

In the area under the guinea pig's mouth that day, small pits opened up by fist qi instantly appeared.

The shot of this Southern Dipper Flying Dragon Fist looks very similar to the well-known Big Dipper Hundred Split Fist, but in fact, the two are far apart. The characteristics of the Beidou Divine Fist are the explosion of the points, while the moves of the Southern Dipper Sacred Fist are mainly cutting and piercing. The former is destroyed from the inside out, while the latter is from the outside in.

So, seemingly similar moves. In fact, there is a very different principle. The process of destroying a target (the size of a human figure) is divided into three steps: the first step is to disrupt the opponent's breath and disperse the qi of the body; The second step is to let the cutting power hidden in the fist gradually accumulate on the opponent's body; The third step is to unleash a lightning-fast piercing finger as a finishing blow.

At the end of this move, a number of red cracks appear on the surface of the target's body, all of which are cut by the last finger. And a few seconds later. When the power of the move is fully revealed, the victim will be torn into blood, even if he has a body of steel.

But...... Feng didn't realize that the target in front of him was too big......

His attack did work, and he bloodied a piece of the guinea pig's fur and the flesh underneath. But the damage of this kind of Cheng dΓΉ is far from fatal. For example, if we humans take this injury, it is roughly equivalent to having a piece of chin cut off alive with a razor.

However, the giant guinea pig was also visibly pained, and with a low groan, he retreated a few steps back.

To achieve such an effect, Feng Bu was satisfied, and he hurriedly ran back to the door while the monster was forced to retreat, stuffed the medical supplies back into his backpack haphazardly, and carried them on his shoulders. Then he picked up his gun. Spread his legs and ran out.

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Headquarters of the Department of Homeland Security, in the office of the Secretary of Homeland Security.

At this moment, the Minister of National Security, who was essentially a monster, was sitting behind a desk as if nothing had happened. Hear reports from a group of staff and soldiers. The fact that he killed Davis earlier has obviously not been exposed.

"It looks like there are more and more guinea pigs, coming in from all directions." A Homeland Security staff member in a suit pointed to the map on the Secretary of Homeland Security's desk and said, "We checked Wikipedia (one of South Park's usual sarcasm that government agencies only look up online). Discovered that the guinea pig is a creature from the Andes Mountains, and that mountain range is here......"

The Minister of National Security crossed his fingers with his hands. Resting his elbows on the table, he replied in a posture of Commander Ikati: "The matter of the pan flute band...... How's it going? Have they been taken to Guantanamo Bay (located in southern Cuba and famous for being a detention camp for U.S. troops)? ”

Everyone else in the office looked at each other, and one of them replied, "Sir, we have more trouble right now than those street performers......

"Do you have ...... yet," the Minister of National Security interrupted the other man rudely, and slapped the table and yelled, "...... Put them on the boat? ”

"No, sir." The man replied, "We've transferred all the people who handle the pan flute band to deal with the guinea pig crisis." ”

"I've already given you orders!" The Minister of National Security clenched his hands into fists and slammed the table, "Those Peruvian flute bands should have been escorted to the ship to Guantanamo last night!" He pointed his thumb at himself and yelled, "Here's where I'm in charge!" I want you to put the pan flute band on the boat and send them away immediately! ”

After a brief pause, one of the soldiers replied in a very normal tone, "Yes, sir." Then, his voice grew quieter, "But you don't have to yell at people." After saying that, he sobbed like a child being bullied and cried, and turned away......

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Just as the DHSA gang of mentally retarded and glass-hearted people were being played with by the boss, the children's plane had landed in a clearing adjacent to the jungle somewhere in Peru.

In addition to the five schoolboys, there were only two crew members on board: a mustachioed pilot and a tall co-pilot.

At this time, the two were crouching in front of a communication device that resembled a large radio. The mustache held the walkie-talkie and kept calling, but there was no response at all.

More than half an hour had passed since they landed, and the truck, which had been able to pick up the truck as scheduled, had not yet arrived......

"The satellite couldn't connect, and the radio didn't respond." The mustache seemed to give up, and he put down the walkie-talkie and said to the tall man beside him.

The Mane Four were standing not far from them, and when they heard this, Stan walked over and said, "Okay...... Let me sort things out......" He paused for a second and said, "The Minister of National Security has ordered you to take our five children to Peru and land on the Andes Mountains, and then send other government officials to pick us up. Then, they will tell us how to get to Lima, the capital of Peru. and bring down the Peruvian government. ”

After waiting for a few seconds, the mustache replied, "That's right, that's it." ”

Kyle looked at the adult with no lower IQ, "Do you think this kind of plan is okay?" ”

"No, it doesn't make any sense." The mustache immediately replied.

The tall man also continued: "To be honest, the whole operation to encircle and suppress the Peruvian pan flute band...... It's all confusing to us. As he said this, he held out one index finger from each hand in a circle around each other, as if a child was admitting his mistake.

Tan spread his hands and said, "Since you also think that everything they are doing is inexplicable, can you send us home now?" ”

The mustache explained, "Uh...... You don't get it. Child. Our original plan was to land and wait here to refuel the plane and then return home...... We can't go anywhere without refueling. ”

"Oh, that's amazing." Craig, who was sitting sullenly in the distance, came to complain at the right time.

"So we're going to have to find another way out of here?" Kyle asked tentatively.

The mustache shrugged, "Looks like that's the only way." ”

Ten minutes later. Two DHS pilots, unarmed, walked into a dense forest with their five children.

Craig, who walked at the back, continued to spit out calmly: "It's funny, we just walked into the gloomy woods, it's getting more and more fun." An looked back and said, "You know, Craig, you're so annoying. Y also replied, "Yes." An added: "No one wants to play with a guy who complains all the time. ”

"Hey...... Look ahead! The tall man suddenly saw something and shouted loudly.

The crowd looked ahead. On the ground in front of us, there were many towering mounds of earth, which were circular in shape and at least six or seven meters in diameter. The middle of the mound appears to be hollow. And these mounds are like ...... It's the marks left by some kind of giant creature when it crawls out of the ground.

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Feng Bujue rushed out of the house, and judging from the cursor on the radar, the three people did not run too far. So he hurriedly slapped his horse and chased after him.

He had just taken a few steps when he heard a low moan behind him. The troll, which had been wounded by the Southern Dipper Wyvern Fist, ran over the entire house and chased it into the street.

Feng Bujue glanced back, but saw that the blood-stained wound under the guinea pig's mouth had actually begun to heal, and the rate was very fast, so fast that it was visible to the naked eye.

How can this be...... It can still heal itself. Feng Bujue pondered in his heart, it is estimated that only by using the Demon Fighting Descend can it be possible to completely kill a guinea pig like this.

But...... Even if you kill one, what can you do, these "furry deaths" are thousands and everywhere, let alone one, killing a hundred can't change the overall situation. Perhaps this is why the system gives the task of "surviving".

"I'm not the main character in South Park, I'm going to hang up if I don't pay attention to this kind of weirdness......" Feng Bujue muttered as he ran forward, "Anyway...... In the midst of this kind of big event, Super Best Friends (d, a Justice League-like organization in South Park, whose members are Jesus, Buddha, Muhammad, Krishna, Joseph. Where did Smith, Lao Tzu, and Aquaman go? Play is missing! ”

Woo -

There was another strange noise, and a giant white guinea pig toppled down a house on the street and stopped on the way to the block.

"Ahh My arm! ”

In the mouth of this troll, there was also a passer-by, whose entire left arm was already in the guinea pig's mouth, and half of his body was stained red with blood, but his arm was not completely severed, which made his whole body bite.

Looking at the passer-by who was kicking his feet off the ground and screaming miserably, he didn't say a word, but very kindly picked up his submachine gun and shot it in the guinea pig's face, killing the man......

As he fired, Feng Bu moved sideways, circled around the guinea pig for half a circle, and took advantage of the width of the street and his own speed to successfully dodge around and rush to the back of the monster.

At this point, he could already see a family of three running in the distance, holding his daughter's hand and running in front, followed by Randy with a portable camera, he did not delay the shooting as he fled for his life, and his mouth was still explaining: "OK, we are running away, haah...... Huh...... Look, in front of me is my wife and daughter, who are also running away. Hey, shoot lly! Wave your hand at the camera. ”

Shoot lly and turn around and curse at his dad as he runs......

Boom! With the sound of the explosion, another brown-yellow guinea pig rushed into the street and crawled towards Randy and the three of them.

The three of them also panicked, and in a panic, they fled together into a bus on the side of the road.

The bus was apparently abandoned and the doors were open.

After Feng Bu saw them running in, he immediately said that his heart was not good, and he scolded: "it...... This IQ is the same as the waste killed in a horror movie, run into the car and wait to be caught in the urn, right? ”

At this point, it is impossible for Feng Bujue to leave them alone. He has already paid such a big price, and now he will definitely not be willing to give up the task and flee back to the mall alone.

"Lao Tzu has to complete this branch today, and he will be pulled down when he dies!" Feng roared and rushed towards the bus.

But he didn't expect that as soon as he took a step, another gray guinea pig crawled out of the fork in the road and crawled towards the bus with its brown and yellow companion.

The two trolls were like cats with canned fish, and they clung to the side of the bus, scratching and scratching, and the car was soon crushed and deformed, and the windows were almost completely shattered.

At this moment, in front of Feng Unconsciously in front of his eyes, an unbelievable scene appeared.

Randy, ran out of the bus......

He ran and ran, ran to a distance of five or six meters from the bus, and then pointed the camera at the two big monsters on the bus, and explained: "This is the picture I took outside the bus, Oye!" With that, he ran back to the bus at a brisk pace...... (To be continued)