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Five minutes ago, at Stan's house.

Stan's mother was talking anxiously: "Please, I don't know who to go to, the police can't help at all, I think the kids are really in big trouble this time." ”

The person on the other side of the phone also said something and replied, "Yes...... Yes...... Okay, please call me after the trouble confirms, thank you. She hung up.

After putting down the phone, she still has a worried look on her face, which is a relatively normal character in South Park, so when her son goes missing, she reacts like most parents.

But...... There's also a not-so-normal person in this room. That was Stan's father, South Park's first Lower Limit Emperor Randy......

Randy's image is usually dressed in a blue shirt, with black hair parted in the middle, and a mustache on his mouth, slightly wider than the Führer's.

This cargo is a geologist by profession, but he is rarely seen going to work seriously, and most of the time, he is brushing the lower limit everywhere.

At this moment, while his wife is exhausted by the disappearance of her son, Randy is holding a portable camera and filming around the house.

In both episodes of South Park, Randy spends his days filming a new camera because he bought it. The filming content is extremely boring and repetitive...... Including family eating, bathing, watching TV, going to the toilet, etc., and he filmed with his own narration.

“Randy！ I swear to God, you're going to never put that thing down again......" snarled angrily at him, she had had had enough of her husband's nonsense these days.

But Randy responded with the same phrase he's been using repeatedly for the past few days: ". Someday you'll be happy that I've recorded so many family anecdotes. ”

"I'm not kidding you, Randy, enough is enough!" yelled: "Why do you need to record every minute and every second......"

Suddenly, a dull roar sounded outside the house...... was interrupted. Her expression became suspicious.

"What the hell is that?" Randy also said.

But he didn't stop filming, but moved into the rhythm of the "Clover Files" (also known as "Alfalfa Fields"), a film that takes a different approach and unfolds from the perspective of the characters holding portable cameras.

"Oh. Oh, my God. After feeling the sound of footsteps like an earthquake, he said with some fear.

"Something seems to be going on outside...... "Randy said," Randy said, "you stay in the house and don't move." As he spoke, he ran out of the house with a camera in hand.

When he ran to the door, Stan's violent sister Shelly happened to be coming down from the second floor, and she stood up the stairs and said, "What's going on?" Father. ”

"Go back to your room! Shelly！ Randy replied in a commanding tone.

Then Randy rushed out of the house. As soon as he opened the door, he saw a crowd of screaming and fleeing, and the sound of helicopter rotors could be heard in the sky.

Randy saw a familiar face in the crowd. is Stan's homeroom teacher (second only to Randy's slut in the lower limit.) He is bald and wears glasses. Dressed in green. This person has undergone two sex reassignment surgeries, during which he has been a male heterosexual,, female heterosexual and lace edge; Every time he changed his sexual orientation, he participated in the group's rallies and demonstrations. When it comes to their own interests, they immediately change their stance and rampantly attack and insult other groups. It can be described as a typical case of "the ass decides the head"). Randy went up and grabbed him and asked, "What's wrong?" Panicked, he replied, "They're everywhere!" ”

'What?' What do they mean? Randy asked.

"Furry thing......" shouted, "Really...... Super hairy! He shouted and shook off Randy's arm and fled in the direction of the crowd.

"Ahh

A scream caught Randy's eye, and he turned his head to see a man in a yellow T-shirt and jeans flying from the far distance, snapping and falling in front of him.

The man's body was twisted and deformed, his left leg bent forward as if he had been on a tiger chair, and his arms were folded behind him; The ribs on the left side of his torso are exposed, and the bones on his right wrist are poking out.

Almost as soon as he hit the ground, the man lost his breath, bleeding from his mouth and nose, and died without blinking.

"Who did this?" Randy screamed.

Woo –

There was a low groan.

Randy looked up, and in the back of the fleeing crowd, he saw ...... A giant guinea pig.

"What the hell is this...... Randy exclaimed.

"Mr. Marsh, you need to get out of here quickly! It's not safe here! Someone grabbed Randy by the shoulder and shouted at him.

The person who spoke was Barbrady, a police officer from the town (wearing sunglasses, slightly chubby, who was found to be illiterate in the middle of a season and was suspended, but later reinstated for some reason), and he was also conscientious, and he also knew to remind others to leave quickly.

Randy heard this and hurried to the other end of the street, only to see a car flying out of the corner. The car tumbled on the ground for weeks and caught fire and exploded. This was followed by another large guinea pig.

"Oh! Oh, God! Oh, God! Randy saw the troll in front of him, but instead of running away, he stopped, put his portable camera in his face, and gasped, "Haa...... Huh...... I...... I...... Huh...... Stunned! ”

Just when this cargo was committing the second offense, he suddenly ...... A speeding car sprang out from behind the guinea pig and slammed into the monster.

After the impact, a man in a dark blue ski jacket flew out of the driver's seat of the car. Even in such a violent car accident. He still didn't forget to grab a backpack and a submachine gun.

And after only five seconds, the man escaped from the troll's side with great agility.

At this moment, three F-15s flew through the air, and several missiles dragging white smoke tracks roared towards them.

The missiles all hit the guinea pig. But the blast of the explosion spread to a range of tens of meters. Randy was far away, only to be flipped to the ground. But Feng Bujue didn't have such good luck, his whole person was blown away, drawing a parabola in the air. Fell on a scrapped car on the side of the road.

The car is also estimated to have been thrown or trampled on by the troll, and the body has long been deformed. When Feng Buyi fell, his waist was cut by a metal edge that came out of nowhere, and the wound was a whole finger length was bleeding.

In a situation like this, the armor didn't work, and it was the coat he stole from the gun shop that somewhat alleviated the damage.

"Niang Xipi ......" Feng Bujui cursed and crawled out of the car.

His face was also scratched by broken glass, and a bloody wound opened horizontally on his left cheek. However, the injury is shallow. Didn't cause much damage to life. Doesn't inflict continuous bleeding damage.

Woo –

The smoke and dust from the missile explosion had not completely cleared, and the call of the giant guinea pig had been heard again.

According to Feng Buju's memory, these monsters are very powerful. Conventional combat weapons are basically useless, and tanks have to be lifted when they drive past. What bullets, shells, missiles...... None of them can hurt them. It can only be used to suppress zuò a little.

And as a person of flesh and blood, approaching these guinea pigs is almost no different from looking for death. With such a large difference in size, human beings will surely die if they are scratched, bitten, trampled and scratched......

"Just turn the corner...... How can you be stopped here? Feng Bujue said viciously, he carried the backpack on his shoulders, pressed the wound with one hand, and held the gun in the other, and when the [Spiritual Consciousness Gathering Technique] opened instantly, his feet suddenly stepped on.

In the next second, there was a sound of concrete being torn, and the pavement under his feet opened a spiderweb-like crack with a radius of five meters. And the person in the middle of this net has risen like a bullet out of the chamber and jumped into the sky.

With the action of a straight body three hundred and six in the air, Feng Bujue successfully climbed onto the roof of a four-story building.

Since the street couldn't get through, he came to a cornice and walked through the wall directly.

Unexpectedly, Brother Jue had just crossed the rooftop diagonally, and at a glance he saw Randy on the street in front of him, who was still standing in place and playing his first-person selfie skit when the troll was approaching.

"it...... The ...... "Randy is naturally recognized, and the cursor on the radar indicates that this is one of his side mission objectives.

So there is no choice but to save ......

"Hurry up and run! You [beep]" Feng Buyi jumped into the street, and fired two grenades at the guinea pig with ANDO in mid-air.

The moment the grenade hit the monster but had not yet exploded, Feng Bujue just landed, he didn't even bother to do the cushioning action, he ate the impact of this fall, maintained his standing position, and immediately rushed forward.

Randy's face was full of horror when he saw a figure fall from the sky like a superhero and lunge towards him.

This man was covered in blood, looked vicious, and did not look back at the explosion, it seemed that this was a pure man......

"Ahh

Grabbing one arm, Brother Jue picked up Randy, he didn't even care about the wound, gritted his teeth, picked up a middle-aged man on one shoulder, ran forward as if flying, and asked loudly, "Where is your home?" ”

"What...... What the? Randy asked, stunned.

"Your home! Where is it! Feng Bujue repeated the word for a while.

"In ...... It's over there......" Randy pointed to a house a few dozen meters away, and after two seconds, he picked up the camera and pointed it at himself: "Oh...... God, there's a superhero who came to my rescue. He raised his head slightly and said to Feng Buye, "Hey, man, what's your hero name?" ”

This was Feng Bua's response.

And Randy actually believed it. He looked at the camera again and said, "His name is [beep], oh! A real superhero, how cool is that! ”

If it weren't for the needs of the task, Feng Bujue would have killed this goods a long time ago. But he still had to endure it for now.

In less than half a minute, Feng Bujue rushed to the door of Stan's house, and the door of the house was not closed, so Feng Bujue threw Randy in with a flick of his hand. He himself followed him into the house.

When he brought the door, Brother Jue sat down on the ground.

Within a few minutes, this series of actions had greatly reduced his survival value, and at this moment it had reached a danger value of 13%.

As soon as Feng Bujue entered the house, he took out disinfectant, bandages, and stitches and threads from his backpack, preparing to treat the wound on his waist.

As a very efficient person, he was not idle, and he just used this time to communicate with the three NPCs in front of him. "Don't be afraid. I'm here to help you. Both Shelly and Shelly looked scared and helpless. Only Randy held the camera intently, pointed at Feng Buyi, and explained, "Look. The superhero stitches up his wounds in my living room. ”

Although Feng Bujue wanted to beat Randy up, he still held back. Because he knew that Randy didn't have a strap in his camera...... And Brother Jue wasn't going to remind him, so let this thing be patted.

…………

At the same time, Central America, Costa Rican airspace.

In the night sky, a C130 transport plane with the U.S. flag and the Department of Defense logo on its fuselage is flying southward.

The five elementary school students sat in a row in the cabin, no one spoke, and the atmosphere was quite eerie.

Suddenly, the door to the cockpit opened, and the co-pilot walked in and said to the children: "Okay, we are still 800 kilometers from Peru, and after landing, a truck will take you in, and they will give you a short mission description." With that, he retreated into the cockpit and closed the door.

After a few seconds, Craig said, "When you came up with that genius idea to make money posing as a Peruvian pan flute band, was there a brief moment when one of you would say, 'Hey, you know, this plan might go wrong.'" He paused for two seconds, then replied, "No, you don't think so, because you're all bastards and never learn a lesson, so the whole school despises you." ”

Kyle replied, "No! The kids in the school loved us. He looked at Stan and said, "Is that so?" ”

Stan replied affirmatively, "Of course, the school kids love us to death. He turned to Craig and said, "It's just that since we're in a bad situation right now, Craig is pulling it up." ”

Craig still complained calmly: "I'm dragging ...... You took the money from my birthday red envelope (the money for the kids to form the Peruvian flute band was gimmicked by Craig), got me arrested, and sent me to Miami. Nowadays, a few of us can't go home without the country of Peru...... So, am I dragging? An pointed at Craig and said to the others, "I can't say anything to this kid. ”

Craig ignored him and continued, "Do you know why no one at school likes to play with the four of you?" He paused, habitually, "Because that's what you're doing all the time...... You've always come up with bad ideas, and it's often the opposite, and then you're sent out of the country, or thrown out of outer space, or whatever. He concluded: "That's why...... No one wants to play with you. An replied casually: "You are too pessimistic, Craig, the boat will naturally go straight to the bridge. ”

…………

At the same time, the US Department of Defense, conference hall.

At this time, the conference hall was empty, and there was only one person, standing silently at the front of the podium, and that was the chief of thanks, and he was also the secretary of the Department of Homeland Security.

Directly in front of him is a map of the world. At the moment he was looking at the picture with his hands behind his back. There was a smug smile on the corner of his mouth.

"Sir, we're in even bigger trouble." The black officer, dressed in a general's uniform, walked in from the door with a copy of the document and said in an anxious tone.

"Oh?" The Minister of National Security's tone was relaxed: "What else can be a problem? ”

"Reports of a major disaster have been sent from all over the world, and the culprit for the huge casualties and losses seems to be ......" the black officer hesitated.

The Minister of National Security didn't wait for him to finish speaking, then turned around and sneered, "Guinea pigs? ”

The black officer was stunned when he heard this, "Uh...... Yes, sir. How do you know? ”

"You're so close to the truth, Davis." The Minister of National Security smiled, "Hehe...... I almost saw it. ”

"Huh? Sir? "Davis really didn't understand, sir, what that meant.

"I thought you knew the truth in Miami...... But you just can't see through the clues. The Minister of National Security added.

"You...... Did you already know this was going to happen? Davis stammered.

"Oh~ that's just the beginning, Davis." The Minister of National Security raised his hand, stretched out a hand and commanded the dance, "And I...... It will never let you do any bad things. ”

Before he could finish speaking, the Minister of National Security suddenly opened his mouth, and his tongue shot out like a javelin, reaching a length of four or five meters in a second, and the tip of his tongue burrowed into Davis's eye sockets, through his eyeballs, and into his brain.

Davis didn't have time to react, and after a few seconds of trembling, his brain was completely shattered, and his body immediately fell to the ground weakly, turning into a stiff corpse.

The Minister of National Security withdrew his tongue and said very calmly to the corpse in front of him: "I'm sorry, my friend. I have worked hard and hard to get to this day. He paused, "The pan flute band is dying out, and the age of our guinea pigs has come." He leaned over and picked up the file folder in Davis's hand, "and the only person who can stop this qiē has been sent to a nameless place......

At this time, the first page of the file was a photo, and the person in the photo turned out to be Craig......

(To be continued)