Concubine Wen felt that she had neglected Yunxiang, and hurriedly stepped forward and asked, "Sister, I have a playful word here, called 'light heart to heaven', junior brother, can you have a couplet?" ”

Yunxiang thought that his common name was the Gu family, and his father and mother hoped that he would be nostalgic for the fireworks in the world, and the family would gather together, and they would be enthusiastic for a lifetime. ”

"Okay, what a love for mortals, I propose, except for Concubine Wen's sister's accident, everyone should drink a glass of wine and drink a full house in March." Murong Beauty took the lead in drinking.

After dinner, Concubine Wen sat quietly in the imperial garden, she had found a rattan chair in the market, the dark brown chair body exuded a fresh and simple luster, she felt that sitting on it, as if in her hometown to taste new tea, comfortable and intoxicated. She sent fresh roses soaked for two hours to make a natural perfume, and then splashed them on a wicker chair. What she liked was not a luxurious lean, but a relaxing pastoral evening breeze, a chair that, due to its age, had long since eliminated the discomfort, and she was embraced by the scent of roses. Quietly closed his eyes for a quarter of an hour. In the caress and gaze of the glow, the breeze blows the willow silk, the willow silk reflects the hair, in March, when the grass grows and the warbler flies, nature dresses her up like a fairy who does not eat fireworks in the world.

"Celestial Princess, little Princess, I'll take you for a walk." As soon as Concubine Wen opened her eyes, Emperor Xu came to her as promised.

"Aifei, are you tired today?" Emperor Xu looked at Concubine Wen and asked with concern.

"Although my limbs are tired, I relax my eyes and empty my mind, and I feel that it is another rare holiday." Concubine Wen stretched her waist.

"Do you have any creative activities in the field today?"

"Wow, the concubine has embedded your name in the couplet." Concubine Wen said proudly.

"Tell me about it, or you'll look good later."

"When the concubine admired the ginkgo biloba leaves shining on the jade fan in the spring sun, she suddenly came to inspiration and came out of the couplet, 'The sun is hanging high, and you can see the warmth and coldness of the world.' I didn't expect that the monk was a monk, and he volunteered to go out of the next couplet, 'The golden leaf flies, and the world is cold. ’”

"Although I am jealous in my heart, I have to admire the neatness and exquisiteness of this couplet, it seems that it is far from enough to describe it as a perfect combination, besides, there is a high monk who has the light of the Buddha to bless the concubine and the princess, I am so grateful, I can't ask for it." Zhao Xu is really temperamental!

"So, have there ever been bad guys who have come to harass you?" Emperor Xu's sword eyebrows frowned slightly.

"Fortunately, there are only three or four thieves who want to eat our tofu without their might, who knows that the white tender tofu has already turned into steel, you don't know that we all know martial arts, it seems that Yiduo's words are really useful."

"How do you deal with the bad guys? Have you ever been injured or disabled? ”

"Of course not, it's unfortunate enough for them to become villains, they can't eat and sleep well all day long, if we beat them to maim again, wouldn't it be my sin? A day of mercy can lead to a peaceful sleep for a day, and a lifetime of compassion can lead to a happy and long sleep. However, the concubine's trick is to let them crawl away, which will be unforgettable for their lives. ”

"Hahahaha, Aifei is different, it seems that she will bring surprises to me all the time! No wonder I only thought about you in my heart, and provoked you to be surrounded by jealousy, I sent you eight words, called 'vinegar and waist hatred'. ”

"Hey, in order to fulfill the special favor of Long Live, the concubine has to go to the soup and die forever." Concubine Wen lowered her eyebrows and continued her conversation.

After walking for a while, Concubine Wen was really tired, and rested against a yellow cypress orchid. Asked Xia Hua to send a few bananas, asked Emperor Xu to accompany him to eat one, and ate two by himself, in the afterglow of the sunset, Concubine Wen admired the golden bananas, like a curved crescent, and like a shallow smile, there is a sun in the sky, there is a moon in his hands, and he is bathing in a bright world, what more can he ask for? I'm the richest man myself. She smiled stupidly, she wanted to get a good night's sleep tonight.

The vertical knife arranged for the Buddha seal to rest with Xing, and while he was drunk, the Buddha Yin said to Xingxing: "Little master, do you know? I have two best friends, one is Su Shi and the other is Concubine Wen. Everyone in the world knows that I have nothing to talk about with Su Shi, but is this really the case? ”

"Monk, please continue, how do you say this?" I was glad to be attracted at once.

"Little brother, don't you know wow, I think I'm an old monk, I'm 65 years old now, don't you think I'm old? But when I thought of Concubine Wen's sister imprisoned in the deep palace like a bird, I felt that God was unfair, people can be gentlemen, but God can't, and they can't be the love of the whole world at all, because God can't lend me thirty or forty years to let me go back to being young. I think I can recite the "Analects" at the age of three, and I can recite 3,000 poems at the age of five, and I am called a prodigy. And Su Shi's Buddha nature is all up to me, an old monk, to transform him. You still don't know, Su Shi was not convinced when he heard my name, so he decided to go to the mountain to meet my old monk for a while! In the temple, Su Shi talked about the emperor to the civil and military officials, and from the governance of the country to the way of life. I listened quietly, and Su Shi looked down on me from the bottom of his heart when he saw that I had not said a word. He must have thought in his heart: Everyone said that this monk has the ability, it turns out that there is a straw bag, and he came here to cheat a few incense money! Then the topic of the two of us slowly moved on to Buddhist matters, and then I asked: What kind of person should the old man be in the eyes of the husband? Su Shi was full of contempt, and replied casually: You seem to have the ability in the eyes of ordinary people, but that's because they are shallow, in fact, you play tricks every day, you don't have real talent and learning, you are just a liar! I smiled and fell silent. When Su Shi saw me like this, he not only looked down on the monk even more, but also became proud, so he took the opportunity to ask: What kind of person is my Su scholar in your eyes? You are a very learned and cultivated person, and Lao Na is ashamed of himself! I replied with a smile. After returning home, Su Shi proudly told her little sister how to make a monk in the morning, and she laughed so much that her food squirted out after listening to it. Su Shi was stunned and hurriedly asked: Why is the little sister laughing? You belittled the monk, not only did he not get angry, but praised you, who do you say has cultivation? Where does cultivation come from without learning? This is a loud voice, an elephant is invisible, wise and foolish, brave and cowardly, and benevolent and weak, you still think that you are stronger than the monks, and you don't even know if you are ashamed! After Su Shi heard this, he suddenly realized.

"Oh, I didn't expect Master Su to be so arrogant and arrogant, and there are even more excessive perverse words and deeds?"

"Yes, how can it not, one day, Su Dongpo had nothing to do, he went to visit me in Jinshan Temple early, but I didn't expect that Lao Gu was not there, and a little novice came to open the door. Su Shi shouted arrogantly: "Where is the bald donkey?!" ”。 The little novice calmly pointed into the distance and replied comfortably: "Grass on the eastern slope!" ”

"Such a rude and rude person should be humiliated, eat meat and rice, and speak with courtesy. If you are not polite, you should eat grass, and I wonder if those unreasonable people in the next life will become four-legged beasts. Monk, you did the right thing, Sister Concubine Wen never yelled at our subordinates, let alone said disrespectful words. Happy and indignant sighed.

"It's not early, go to bed." Buddha Yin and Happy couldn't hold back the deep sleep, and immediately fell into a dream.