Emperor Xu ate so happily, Concubine Wen thought to herself: It seems that this is called a flower chicken, which is really more than a welcome banquet, which makes the monks and Buddhas jump over the wall to urge the nuns to turn over the courtyard, and is busy whispering to Ling'er Xiahua Qiuye: "Go and call the eight sisters to come and taste it." ”

When Liu Meiren saw the Buddha seal, she shouted rudely: "Where did the monk come from? ”

"Bold, this is the friend of the concubine, the high monk Buddha seal. If you don't repent, you will cut your hair and become a nun. ”

"Long live the anger, this is also the eldest sister's straightforward and harmless nature, and she will change her life in the future." The second sister immediately begged for mercy.

"How can a woman of my royal family not understand etiquette?" Zhao Xu said angrily.

"Yes, the concubine knows her mistake." Liu Meiren apologized in a low voice.

Concubine Wen sat down with the beauties giggling, and the meal suddenly became a small garden.

Buddha Yin was surprised, and Emperor Xu was also muttering, could it be that they had a supernatural nose?

Emperor Xu's strange expression, the sisters were worried about Long Yan's anger.

The third sister immediately defended: "Holy Lord, our nine sisters came here smelling the fragrance, if you want to blame it, you can blame this fragrance." ”

"Yes, yes, this fragrance is puffy and penetrates the lungs, and it is difficult not to move people's hearts." The eighth sister followed naturally.

"Well, the flowers are good and the butterflies come from them, and the smelling beauty is coming." Concubine Wen said casually, with joy between her eyebrows.

Han Meiren looked at the Buddha seal and asked puzzledly: "Aren't the four monks empty?" Isn't it taboo to kill? Why did the monk kill and cook and taste it? ”

"The poor monk did not kill, he only bought the gains, besides, when he cooked and tasted this chicken, the old man had already meditated on its merits in his heart, and his compassion was already clear in his heart."

Murong Meiren said: "I have heard a saying that 'wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha stays in his heart.'" ’”

As soon as Emperor Xu heard the word wine, he hurriedly sent someone to pour the thousand-year-old ginseng wine, and at the same time brewed Kuding tea. Emperor Xu introduced: "This is a kind of precious tea, which was paid tribute to the court in the Tang Dynasty, and its drinking history has a long history. Kuding tea has the effects of dissipating heat and detoxifying, strengthening the stomach and eliminating accumulation, dissolving phlegm and relieving cough, quenching thirst, refreshing the mind, and brightening the eyes and intellect. "Long live the Buddha's seal.

Thinking that Murong Beauty would thread happiness today, Zhao Xu proposed: "I haven't drunk alcohol for a long time. I still miss its magic, slightly drunk, dazed, I don't know if it's heaven or earth. Let Murong Meiren be the commander of wine today, and she will persuade her to drink as much as she wants. ”

"Then take the poems, ask Sister Wen to come up with the questions, and for the sisters who don't like to read poetry books, reduce the difficulty."

Labor found that there was not much left of the flower chicken, and hurriedly informed the imperial dining room to quickly serve a few dishes, happy to have played the game of drumming and passing flowers, and was busy going to the imperial garden to pick and cut a bunch of moon season, remove the sharp thorns, and said happily: "Long live the lord, girls, I closed my eyes, beat the drum at will, and with the drum stopped, the moon season flower passed to whoever it is, who will pick it up." ”

"Good!" The crowd praised in unison.

"Dry stir-fried Northeast forest clams, marinated Chinese flavor ninety-nine duck, stewed chicken with bamboo sun, secret shark fin, roasted donkey meat with cone chestnut, Buddha jumping over the wall." The steward-in-waiter loudly reported the names of the signature dishes that welcomed the court's guests.

"Heaven and earth have great beauty without saying it," the joy only hit twice, and the moon season passed to Emperor Xu.

"Again, the saint has long wanted to drink, and if he does this, he should be disappointed again."

This time, after hitting happily several times, the flowers passed to the jade butterfly, she smiled awkwardly, and said embarrassedly: "Everyone, okay, I have never heard this poem, how can I talk about reciting it?" Besides, I'm too much to drink. ”

"Then taste half a cup, this thousand-year-old mountain ginseng wine is not just a pick-up." Murong Meiren commanded.

In everyone's encouraging eyes, the jade butterfly barely drank half a cup.

Looking at the crimson beauty, Emperor Xu hurriedly rescued the suffering, and comforted gently: "I don't know it, it's really cute, and it is really a gentleman's move to show weakness to the concubine." Okay, I'll help you drink half a cup. Then he drank the wine.

"I'll reveal the answer, and the next sentence is 'There is a clear law at four times without discussion'."

Knock knock, knock knock, knock knock. Yueji fell to the table of Bai Mei Niang.

"What a word, four o'clock." Concubine Wen finished the question and looked at the seventh sister in a friendly manner.

In such a lively dining scene, Emperor Xu was extremely excited, and his appetite was great, and he was eating the roasted donkey meat sweetly.

Bai Meiniang looked at the saint of yin and yang, so she had to dry up the wine, and said helplessly: "Seventh sister, I have no choice but to take the poem with a penalty wine." ”

"Seventh Sister's peach cheeks are so charming!" Murong Meiren praised enthusiastically.

"The full expression of this sentence is, 'What is the heavens?' At four o'clock, all things are born, what can the sky say? ’”

Liu Meiren thought that she might be making a fool of herself, so she immediately slipped away and said, "The house is full of friends, how can you be accompanied by wonderful sounds?" I'm going to ask the musicians to play a song called "Mountains and Flowing Water". ”

"That's very good, it's exactly what I want." Emperor Xu borrowed the slope to get off the donkey.

"Why don't you ask the monk to make a simple sentence for everyone, okay?"

"Well, 'The young heart is old, it is better than a grass; The heart of man is not old, 'please complete it according to the rhyme of this proverb.' ”

Hmph—Zhang Meiren made a nasal voice of prompting, and happily handed the bouquet of Yueji flowers to her with precision.

"A treasure forever." The fourth sister's smile is like a spring orchid blooming.

"It couldn't be better, but I'll answer this sentence." The beauties were happy for the fourth sister, and they exchanged their heads and ears.

Emperor Xu was completely infected by everyone's talents, and praised sincerely: "The high monks of the Great Song Dynasty are kind and kind-eyed, the seal hall is shining, and the heart is open, which can be described as a great living treasure of the Great Song Dynasty!" This proverb can be used as a designated proverb for the old to have fun, and it can be spread to the people, and I propose that the royal beauties give a glass of wine like a monk. ”

"Respect the monks, I wish the monks eternal years and long blessings." The imperial concubines, under the leadership of Meng Meiren, recited the toast in unison.

It's time for the third sister.

Concubine Wen pondered, if she took another test and embarrassed the third sister, wouldn't she be embarrassed? simply reduced the difficulty, and said eloquently: "May I ask the third sister, 'A thousand miles of fast wind, a little heroic spirit.'" Is this the correct arrangement?' ”

The third sister pondered for a while, and said confidently: "First have the spirit of Haoran in your heart, and then you can float like the wind for thousands of miles. The correct order should be, a little heroic spirit, a thousand miles of fast wind. ”

"Unexpectedly, under the influence of Concubine Wen, Qi Tianle's level of Chinese culture has made great progress. Congratulations. Emperor Xu was overjoyed.

"Thank you for your praise, and thank you for your mercy."

Emperor Xu had almost eaten, and said happily: "Iron needs to be hard, so I will also be an examiner." ”

"Take the test, anyway, there is Princess Fuqing to escort you." Concubine Wen comforted herself in her heart.

"Aifei, you went to the primeval forest today, it can be described as 'Zhenyi Qianrengang', next time, where will you go to wash your jade feet? ”

"Fill the stream." Concubine Wen shouted, "It's dangerous, fortunately I read it in my early years." ”

"I don't believe it's baking you."

"It's good to bake it, but it's ugly." Qi Tianle said with a laugh.

Everyone was laughing.

"Ai Concubine, listen carefully, '刬 (the pronunciation is the same as 'shovel') but the mountain is good, and the water flow of Hunan is tiled." ”

"The concubine really doesn't know the next two sentences, why don't you ask the princess." Concubine Wen said with Lai Jiao in a foolish voice.

"Okay, all the beauties are witnesses, tonight I must personally ask my little princess, but first reveal the answer, the next two sentences are 'Baling infinite wine, drunk and killed Dong Tingqiu.'" ”

"What an infatuated saint, if you want Concubine Wen to sleep, just say it, don't take such a roundabout thing." The eighth sister has no complaints, and her tone is pure, saving the palace and the peaceful competition.