12. Ji Ye's performance
"Xiaomao, are you okay?"
"It's coming, don't rush me. This machine has a limited number of triggers, so I have to make sure it's safe. By the way, bring your rice balls with you, and if something happens, you can throw them out to attract that guy's attention. ”
"Well, that's not going to work. This is the rice ball that my mother has worked so hard to make, and it is my winning weapon to subdue that guy, how can I throw it out casually. ”
Ash shook his head and waved his hand to reject Shigeru's offer.
Xiao Mao stopped what he was doing, and looked at Xiao Zhi with a determined face, a little helpless.
"Ash."
"What? No matter what you say, I'm not going to throw the rice balls out anyway. ”
"When we can fight, if there is a change... Ahem, when the opportunity arises, you throw the rice balls at the Carp King like throwing a Poke Ball. Then use the delicious rice balls made by Aunt Hanako to capture the taste buds of that guy. How about waiting until we have subdued it, and then let it choose which of us to follow? ”
"Lose Poké Balls?"
"Yes, throw the Poké Ball! It's like taking over! ”
Ash swallowed his saliva and looked at the rice ball in his hand, his eyes full of eagerness.
"Don't worry, Xiaomao! Losing Poké Balls is what I'm best at, so keep it wherever you throw it! ”
Xiao Mao looked at Xiao Zhi, who had already walked to the side and shook his arms to practice, and sighed again.
Fortunately, sometimes a low IQ is also a good advantage.
After another five minutes, Xiao Mao completed the final adjustment, and the two cautiously approached the carp king in the sand.
"Xiao Mao, did it faint, why didn't it move?"
Xiao Zhi looked at Xiao Mao inquiringly, and Xiao Mao was also puzzled.
"Impossible, I saw that it was alive and kicking a few minutes ago, how could it pass out?"
Xiao Mao took a twig and slowly reached over and poked the tail of the carp king.
There was no movement.
Poke again.
Still no movement.
You can't really faint, right? There's no reason, this guy was so strong last time, how could he stop cooking so quickly this time. What's more, the carp king is originally a little elf known for his stamina, how could he be buried in the sand for five minutes before GGG?
"Xiao Mao, why don't we pull it out first?"
Ash tentatively touched Shigeru with his shoulder.
Xiao Mao frowned, thought twice, and agreed to Ash's proposal.
"Okay, let's get it out first. But Ash, you must remember that you must always be ready to escape. This guy isn't an ordinary character, and his close-quarters ability is terrifying. ”
Xiao Zhi glanced at Xiao Mao with apprehension, nodded and said that he had received it.
"Okay, I'll count one, two, three, and we'll hold our tails and pull them together. After unplugging, no matter whether it is true or false, we are all distancing ourselves at the first time, do you understand? ”
"Understood."
"Okay, I'll start counting now."
"One..."
"Two..."
"Three!"
With Xiao Mao's order, the two of them worked together. Although the carp king fell deeper, he was successfully pulled up by the two.
It seems that he has been buried in the sand for a long time and is a little hypoxic, and the carp king is panting constantly as soon as he comes out of the sand. Then he didn't even look at the two people who rescued him, and jumped towards the water's edge.
"Not good! It's going to run away! Ash, throw away the rice balls! ”
"No problem, don't worry! Look at me! ”
Ash yelled, turned his hat 180° to the back of his head, and then changed the rice ball from his waist to his back like a baseball player. In this moment, time seems to stand still. That one conceded a goal... The action of throwing rice balls was like rehearsing hundreds of times, and in Ash's eyes, there was no surrounding scenery, and there was no Xiao Mao who was shouting anxiously on the side, only the carp king who was running away remained.
"Go, onigiri!"
The rice ball was taken off from Ash's hand, bringing a gust of wind. Then he flew straight towards King Carp in a parabola without slowing down.
Ash is stupid, Shigeru is stupid, and even the Carp King who is running away is stupid. No one expected that the rice balls thrown by Ash would be so powerful.
Xiao Mao nodded secretly, although Xiao Homo sapiens is a little stupid, the technique of throwing rice balls is still first-class.
Ash also burst into tears, he has been practicing for so long, and he has finally been hooked up with an ability and trainer.
"Poof."
Just when everyone was immersed in Ash's amazing loss, the rice ball... It's crooked.
Forehead...
Xiao Zhi looked at the rice balls that sank into the water, and turned his head a little embarrassed, just facing Xiao Mao, who was stunned, and the scene was very embarrassing for a while.
Even the carp king, who had not looked at the two of them before, was attracted by this accident, and looked back at the two of them in surprise, and then continued to jump towards the river.
"It's... This, Ash. ”
"Mistakes, mistakes. Xiaomao, don't worry, I've brought enough rice balls. This time I use a little less strength, I will definitely be able to lose it, you just see! Rest assured, it won't run. ”
"Go, onigiri!"
Without waiting for Xiao Mao to reply, Xiao Zhi was another wave of commotion. Once again, an equally delicate rice ball flew towards the carp king who was stunned by the river with a gust of wind.
"Smack!"
"Hit!"
Seeing that the rice balls he threw accurately hit the head of the carp king, Ash jumped excitedly, and even Shigeru on the side forgot about the previous unpleasantness and smiled.
Then, the carp king, who was still at the water's edge, was smashed into the water by the force on the rice ball.
With another "poof", the carp king completely disappeared in front of the two.
“......”
“......”
"Ash."
"Uh... Well, I'm in. ”
"You're really not here to be funny, are you?"
"Should... Perhaps, not... Right? ”
Oh, my God.
Xiao Mao held his forehead with his hand, and the fatigue of the day completely exploded at this moment.
Thirty carp kings!
Two water cannons of tyrannosaurs!
It's been a whole day!
You may not believe it, but I haven't even started using the move simulator yet, and the carp king in my mouth was taken away by two rice balls.
Talent, really talent. If such a person can't become a champion in the future, it is really unreasonable. Others need elves to fight to subdue Pokémon, this brother two rice balls can be beaten away, it is said that it is because of the small strength. If you go all out, you will directly lose your ability to fight, okay!
You are such a tiger, what kind of initial elves do you get, just take a few Poké Balls, bring a few rice balls, and you can go directly on the road, all the way to the Alliance, okay?
Xiao Mao looked at Xiao Zhi, who was touching his head with a guilty face, and suddenly wanted to cry.
Hey, hey, what are you doing?!
I didn't feel guilty for a second, why did you eat rice balls?
Damn, what's the matter with your sudden surge of blood? What are you doing with a fishing rod? Oh my god, are you going to go and catch that guy again!
Dude, why is your heart so big? I'm convinced, will you let me go?
Xiao Mao admits defeat, and for the first time in his arrogance, he bows his proud head to a peer.
Xiao Mao glanced at Xiao Zhi with complicated eyes, and at this glance, he knew that the unattractive man in front of him was his lifelong enemy. Now that he has lost to him convincingly, his journey as a pokemon trainer may be even more bumpy than he imagined.
Actually, it's not bad to be an elf researcher like grandpa, at least you can pull your world out of this hot-blooded idiot world again.
I don't know why, Xiao Mao's heart suddenly thought. The dream of becoming a top trainer suddenly faded at this moment, and was gradually replaced by the shadow of a white research suit.
Grandpa is really smart, just take a few pixies and send batch after batch of hot-blooded idiots on the road. Let them run around outside, collecting illustrated books for themselves in the wind and rain. But you can stay in Zhenxin Town, do research, eat instant noodles, and go to Aunt Hanako's door if you have nothing to do.
Ginger is still old and spicy!
"I said who is so insidious, who wants to come to me, it turns out to be you two stinky boys. How? I haven't eaten enough of the slap last time, and I want Master Yu to reward you two more times so soon? ”
"Shigeru! It's that guy, that guy is here again! ”