"Phew...... Bah...... Bah...... I'm going to spit on you, what's wrong? ”

"Phew...... Spit on you......"

The war between the two was very happy, and it gradually entered a white-hot state, and it was stalemate.

His eyes were wide open, his expression was quite scoundrel, and before the immortals could come out of their astonishment, Tai Bai Xing, who had a low saliva content, was unwilling to fall into the disadvantage, took off his shoes and smashed over.

The big man was caught off guard and happened to be slapped on the face. In an instant, he was furious, and quickly grabbed Tai Baixing's collar: "You Jinxing, I don't know your mother who beat me." ”

"I'm afraid of you, come on......" Tai Bai Xing was not to be outdone, and the two of them scuffled in an instant, falling to the ground and rolling back and forth, similar to a child's fight.

"Haha...... It's fun, it's fun, hey...... Venus, don't panic, dig out the yin. "Sun Wukong is not afraid of big incidents, and he has no consciousness that a prisoner should have.

Mao Xiaotian didn't expect that the sacred and inviolable Heavenly Court that used to be in his mind would be like this, he swallowed a mouthful of saliva in a daze, and he was so frightened that he quickly memorized the core values of socialism, and asked in an incredible whisper: "Brother Monkey, is this ...... Is it really Heavenly Court? ”

"Of course, or what?" Sun Wukong looked at the two of them with interest and said casually.

"But ......"

"What is this?" Sun Wukong understood what Mao Xiaotian meant, waved his hand and said: "You haven't seen a group of immortals fighting, that's spectacular, this is a small meaning." ”

"Okay." Mao Xiaotian felt that he should abandon all beliefs that the truth of the facts does not rely on his own subjective imagination, and that seeing is believing in order to verify the truth.

None of the immortals made a move, but stayed out of the way like watching the play, even the Jade Emperor watched happily for a while, and after Sun Wukong's coaxing sounded, his face suddenly changed, and he shouted: "Enough, stop it." ”

However, as if they hadn't heard it, the two of them were still in full swing, rolling around.

"Guys, quickly pull them away for me, what kind of system will they become in the hall." The Jade Emperor was even more angry and said to the onlookers.

"Stop."

"Stop fighting."

The Jade Emperor spoke, and they naturally couldn't continue to watch the excitement, and a group of immortals left the scene one after another and pulled the two apart.

"Come on, pretentious......"

"I'm afraid of you, I have a lot of time anyway......"

The momentum of the two who were pulled away was undiminished, shouting in the air.

"Leave me aside." The Jade Emperor shouted angrily again, and under the persuasion of the immortals, the two glared at each other unwillingly, and stood back in place.

"It's not fun, it's not fun, it's not going to fight......" Sun Wukong sighed very disappointed.

The Jade Emperor looked around, saw that the immortals were quiet, and said majestically: "The court is like a child's play, disrupting the order, I don't want such a thing to happen again." ”

"Obey." The immortals bowed their heads in response.

The Jade Emperor nodded with a deep sigh, and then said: "Today's court meeting is to discuss the matter of Nanxuan's voyeurism, but you can't give the result of nonsense, the monkey stole the peach again, and was caught by Erlang, it is simply a mess, I order you, immediately discuss the result, and then deal with the matter of stealing the peach." ”

"Yes." The immortals responded, casually glanced at the hippie smiling Monkey King, his eyes were flat, and there was no surprise, but Mao Xiaotian on the side made them look at it twice.

Being watched by so many immortals, thin-skinned...... Mao Xiaotian, who was a little weak-hearted, smiled shyly: "That...... Ha...... Hello everyone......"

"Your Majesty." A barefoot immortal stood up and said, "The minister agrees with Tai Bai Xing's statement that the embankment of a thousand miles was destroyed in the anthill, and in order to prevent such a thing from happening again, it should be severely punished." ”

"Your Majesty, the minister is against it." Another immortal with a big forehead stood up and said, "Heavenly Court has always been magnanimous, and this matter is not bad, so the minister thinks that a small punishment is enough. ”

"Heavy fines."

"Small punishment."

The immortals began to fight again, and Mao Xiaotian was also a little clearer.

It should be an immortal named Nan Xuan who committed the crime of voyeurism, and they are studying how to punish it. Party A thinks that a heavy penalty should be imposed, and Party B thinks that a small punishment is sufficient, and both sides insist on their own words and argue endlessly.

As for the immortal named Nan Xuan, it should be the man standing in the center of the main hall with his head bowed.

The Jade Emperor showed an impatient look, waved his hand to interrupt the dispute, and said, "Okay, okay, the debate has been fruitless for a long time, and this court meeting has been held for several hours." ”

"It's okay to go back, it's interesting......" one of the immortals muttered in a low voice.

"What did you say?" The Jade Emperor looked over.

"The minister didn't say anything."

The Jade Emperor did not pursue it further, but said: "Let's not talk about heavy punishments and small punishments for the time being, you tell me first, how about heavy punishments?" What about minor punishments? ”

"Your Majesty." Tai Bai Xing said: "The so-called heavy punishment, the minister thinks that Nan Xuan should be sent to the mortal world and suffer from the reincarnation of the third world. ”

"Your Majesty, no." Dahan hurriedly stood up and said, "This kind of punishment is too heavy, and the minister thinks that it is enough to punish him for a hundred years." ”

Hearing this, the Jade Emperor looked at the man in the middle and said, "Nan Xuan, do you have anything to say?" ”

Nanxuan Immortal hurriedly bowed down, bowed and said, "Please Your Majesty be extrajudicial and merciful, I ...... It's really a moment of confusion. ”

"Then I'm strange, how confused you are to peek at Mei Jiaofeng taking a bath." The Jade Emperor asked with some confusion.

"Wahaha......" Sun Wukong, who was originally very bored, suddenly laughed when he heard this, and even covered his stomach.

"Brother Monkey, what's wrong with you?" Mao Xiaotian was puzzled, is there anything special? Looking around, those immortals couldn't help but twitch the corners of their mouths and forced a smile.

Where's the laugh?

"Haha...... Mei Jiao Feng ...... You're interesting, haha...... Peek at Mei Jiaofeng bathing ...... Haha......" Sun Wukong was already rolling on the ground with laughter.

"Your Majesty." Nan Xuan wanted to cry without tears, and said remorsefully: "The minister is so drunk that his mind is not clear, so he will do such a stupid thing, please spare the minister this time." ”

"And what was your motive for peeking?"

"Minister...... Just wanted to see how different she was. ”

"And what do you see?" The Jade Emperor asked.

Mao Xiaotian saw that all the immortals pricked up their ears and looked very interested.

He was even more puzzled, what was the difference between this beautiful Jiaofeng? couldn't help but ask: "Brother Monkey, this beautiful phoenix ......"

"Haha...... Mei Jiaofeng ......" Sun Wukong held Mao Xiaotian's shoulder, his stomach hurt with laughter, and said, "Haha...... She...... Ha ha...... She is the ugliest woman in the fairy world...... Ha ha...... Laughing at my grandson......"

"How ugly?"

"Five big and three thick, thick hair, six beautiful moles on the lips...... ...... the size of a bean"

"Needless to say." Mao Xiaotian hurriedly interrupted, and the simple description had already made him think too much.

It is said that fairies are beautiful, and now it seems that not all fairies are beautiful, just like the beautiful phoenix, it is definitely one of the fairies...... Clean.

"This ......" Nan Xuan did not answer, and lowered his head in embarrassment.

"What you have seen, how much you have seen, you can judge the severity of the crime, but you have to think about it." There are immortals who speak.

Nan Xuan glanced at the Jade Emperor and saw that the Jade Emperor nodded, but he was still a little hesitant.

"Back to Your Majesty." In the end, under the watchful eyes of everyone, he had to bite the bullet and say with difficulty: "Yes...... Chest hair......"