Chapter 34: War of Words

Erlang God hesitated for a moment, but still withdrew his feet that had stopped in mid-air.

The Howling Dog looks miserable enough, and as a loving owner, it can no longer be harmed.

"Speak."

"Woo...... Master, it's spicy to death......" The Howling Dog was still rolling on the ground, miserable.

"It should be fine, it will be fine in a while, tell me first, where are they?" Jiro Shinto.

"Above, in the peaches above." The whistling dog stretched out a paw and pointed to the tree.

Erlang God raised his head solemnly when he heard this, and said loudly: "Great Sage, it's only been a few days to cause me trouble, come down and have a good chat." ”

No response.

Erlang God snorted and said, "At this time, does the Great Sage still choose to continue hiding?" ”

"If you don't go down, what can you do?" Sun Wukong said very scoundrelly.

Erlang God did not answer, but reached out with his right hand, and saw a peach flying in his hand.

He has already located Sun Wukong through his voice, and what is hidden in this peach is naturally Sun Wukong.

"If you can't get down, it seems that you can't stand the Great Sage."

Sun Wukong conjured up, and said with a dissatisfied ontological appearance: "It's not fun, it's not fun, it's been found so quickly." ”

"Great Sage, tell me where the other person is." Jiro Shinto.

"Don't think about it." Sun Wukong's face was straight, and he said with righteousness: "As a monkey with affection and righteousness, I will never betray Qingtian and tell you that he is in the peach next to me." ”

"......" Mao Xiaotian was moved when he heard it, and he just had a feeling of admiration, but it disappeared in an instant.

Erlang Shen was surprised, frowned, and then picked the peach that Mao Xiaotian was hiding, and said, "I didn't expect it to be the Qingtian Demon Ancestor, the matter has come to this, does the Demon Ancestor still want to hide?" ”

"Alas......" Mao Xiaotian was helpless, and crawled out weakly, standing on the peach and said: "Brother Monkey, I didn't expect you to be such a monkey, let's turn me back first." ”

"Hehe...... Sun Wukong laughed heartlessly and said: "You will get used to it in the future, you are a good brother when you are blessed and enjoy hardships, and you will become ......" Then, pointing to Mao Xiaotian and said.

Mao Xiaotian instantly became bigger, returned to his human appearance, smiled awkwardly, and said, "That...... Erlang God, what a coincidence, we met again, huh? What about Jiro God? As he spoke, Mao Xiaotian suddenly discovered that Erlang was gone.

"Under your feet." Sun Wukong pointed to Mao Xiaotian's feet.

"Go away...... Erlang God bared his teeth and said hatefully: "Can you make a prophet, at least I can gather some mana." ”

Mao Xiaotian looked down and hurriedly jumped away, and Erlang God's red and swollen hand that was stepped on by himself was also exposed.

It's a little embarrassing, Erlang didn't dare to say more after he got up, so he first swam around with mana to restore his palm to normal, and then coughed a few times in embarrassment, and said: "Qingtian Demon Ancestor is not harmed, although they are old friends, but they have their own duties, please come with me." ”

"Where are you going?" Mao Xiaotian asked worriedly.

"Naturally, it is to meet Your Majesty, and the trespass on Pan Taoyuan is a big matter, and everything must be decided by Your Majesty."

"Can you not go?"

"What does the Demon Ancestor think?"

"Brother Monkey, what do you think?" Mao Xiaotian turned his head to look at Sun Wukong again.

Sun Wukong stretched out his hands and said, "It shouldn't be." ”

"Okay." Mao Xiaotian finally agreed, there is no way, it is definitely impossible to resist, it is not very civilized to always fight and kill, it is better to be a little sven. The main thing is that he can't beat ......

"Please, two." Erlang God gave way and made a plea.

"Wait a minute." Mao Xiaotian shouted, lowered his head and picked up the peach that Sun Wukong was hiding and the peach that was broken by himself, and then received the treasure bag, and smiled embarrassedly: "That, it's a pity to throw it away." ”

The corners of Erlang God's mouth twitched, and it was the first time he had encountered the practice of taking peaches in front of him. However, seeing that there was no peach tree around, he still didn't say anything.

I must have stolen a lot, not worse than these two, everything is waiting for the Jade Emperor to judge.

"Please."

"Woo...... Woof...... Master......" Howling Dog hurriedly shouted.

Only then did Erlang God remember that the Roaring Sky Dog was still lying on the ground in pain, looked at Sun Wukong and said, "Great Sage." ”

Sun Wukong waved his hand again, and said with a smile: "I didn't do it, Xiao Erha is so cute, it's too late to hurt it." ”

"This ......" Mao Xiaotian saw Erlang God looking at him, and said: "There is no antidote, it will be fine in an hour or two." ”

"It won't be long, bear with me." When Erlang God heard this, he said to the roaring dog.

"Whew......" The Howling Dog suddenly let out a terrible howl: "An hour or two...... Woof...... There is no love in life...... Master, I want to say MMP I don't know...... Woohoo......"

"Go ahead." Erlang God was not in his loving heart, and after kicking away the roaring dog, he said, "Let's go." ”

After being reincarnated, he was arrested for the first time out of the mountain, Mao Xiaotian felt very faceless, and he didn't raise his head behind the heavenly soldiers, secretly pinching tear gas, and thinking about whether to put these people down and run away.

But thinking that his ability to return to the world, Sun Wukong's words, I am afraid that there is a high chance of mistakes, and finally gave up this idea.

His heart was very chaotic, all kinds of ideas came out one after another, Mao Xiaotian didn't pay attention to the time, he only knew to follow behind the heavenly soldiers, and finally stopped.

raised his head and looked at it, only to realize that he had arrived at the door of a large hall, and Erlang God was talking with the heavenly soldiers guarding the gate: "What are the Jade Emperor and the immortals busy with?" ”

"Hui Zhenjun, the Jade Emperor is adjudicating the case, what is the matter with you? Rong Xiaoxian said. The Heavenly Soldier replied respectfully.

"The Great Sage has come to steal the peach again, and it is two people, and now they have been caught by me, please make a decision on Your Majesty." Erlang God pointed at Mao Xiaotian and the others and said.

The heavenly soldiers were not surprised, as if they were not surprised, and after taking a look, they went in and said, "Zhenjun wait a moment. ”

In the main hall, the gods and goddesses gathered, and a fierce quarrel was going on.

The Jade Emperor sat above with a calm face, not knowing what he was thinking.

The Heavenly Soldier walked up to the Jade Emperor and whispered a few words.

"What? The monkey is here again? The Jade Emperor was suddenly startled and shouted.

"Yes, Your Majesty, you have been caught by the Manifestation True Monarch and are waiting outside the door." The Heavenly Soldier replied.

"Okay, I know, it's really troublesome, bring it in and wait next to it first." The Jade Emperor waved his hand irritably, sent the heavenly soldiers away, and then said, "Can the immortals discuss the results?" ”

"Back to Your Majesty." There was silence below, and an old man with fairy wind bones came out and said: "This matter can be big and small, but now the fairy world is thriving, in order to avoid affecting the appearance of the fairy world, although it is a trivial matter, but the minister thinks that he should be severely punished, kill the chicken and set an example for the monkey, and prevent other immortals from having such thoughts." ”

"Hmph, what is the heavy penalty? It's just a peek in the bath, so why make a fuss, if you want me to say Venus, you're exaggerating. Before the Jade Emperor could speak, an ironclad man with a tiger's back and a bear's waist and no anger and self-authority said angrily.

"You ......" Tai Bai Xing pointed to the big man and said, "It's easy to say, if I watched your daughter take a bath tomorrow, would you still have such an attitude?" ”

"What?" The big man was furious, his eyes widened, and he scolded: "You go and try it, Lao Tzu won't break your legs, bah, ......"

This sound is not simple, it is not an onomatopoeia, but a real word, and what echoes the mouth is a mouthful of thick phlegm.

Tai Bai Xing reacted sensitively, but he was still spit on his body, looking at the flaws on the snow-white clothes, he was also angry: "Dare to spit on me, bah ......"

The way of others is also the body of others, Tai Bai Xing made a perfect interpretation of this sentence, and spit back with a mouthful of spit.

"What's wrong with spitting on you, I'm ......" Dahan was not to be outdone.

Then......

"Phew......"

"Phew......"

"Phew......"

A unique war of words was staged in the hall, and Mao Xiaotian, who had just come in, happened to see this scene and was instantly stunned.

Is it Songkran today? It's a little different......

Mao Xiaotian felt that his brain circuits were not enough, is this the case with immortals?