Chapter Twenty-Six: Opening
There are such brazen people in the world, Mao Xiaotian has nothing to say, if it weren't for this little bit of Taoism that can't help the other party, I'm afraid he would have thrown this fat man thousands of miles away.
Looking at his eating appearance, can't he be more elegant? is still humming while eating, is it showing off his might?
"Delicious, delicious...... Girl, your craftsmanship is really good, it's the best skewer I've ever tasted. Zhu Bajie shook his head, hehe smirked, and the speed of a handful of skewers visible to the naked eye quickly disappeared.
"My sister, I can't help it, I want to beat him." Mao Xiaotian rolled his eyes, was it obvious that he baked it well? This fat man's technique of patting sycophants is too clumsy, so clumsy that he doesn't want to watch it anymore.
"Brother, don't worry, don't do it, it should be soon." Su Meier waved her hand, changed to a comfortable position, and was content.
"Okay." Mao Xiaotian had to hold back his restless heart, expecting the effect of the medicine to attack soon.
"What are you talking about?" Zhu Bajie looked at the two of them suspiciously, and then said with a smile: "You kid, you still want to beat me?" I can fly you if I stand still. ”
"Huh......" Mao Xiaotian tried hard to suppress the rising anger, turned his head and said, "Sister, I don't want to wait." ”
"Wait a minute."
Mao Xiaotian was helpless, his sister didn't do anything, he could only wait, and when he saw that there were only two meat skewers left in the fat man's hands, he simply asked, "My sister, what kind of medicine did you take?" ”
"I don't know if it's a laxative." Su Meier thought about it and said uncertainly.
"You don't know?" Mao Xiaotian was stunned, he didn't know what medicine he had taken, and it was really okay.
"yes." Su Mei'er nodded as a matter of course and said, "That's your thing, I'm not familiar with it, I just sprinkled it casually." ”
"Mine?" Mao Xiaotian was stunned, when did he still have this kind of thing?
"I'll tell you when I get back, it's your old one." After Su Meier finished speaking, she looked at Zhu Bajie with interest, and returned to her cold appearance, looking like she was watching a play.
Zhu Bajie had already stopped his movements, blinked blankly, looked at the meat skewers, and then looked at the two of them, and then laughed.
"It's drugged, but girl, you're going to miscalculate, this kind of thing can't poison me, well, it's delicious, girl, let's be friends, right?" After speaking, he proudly finished the last two skewers.
"You dead pig, didn't that monkey tell you who I am?" Seeing this, Su Mei'er sneered.
"What kind of pig, monkey, girl, ......" Zhu Bajie still wanted to pretend that he didn't understand, but he suddenly felt that something was wrong as he spoke.
Pig? Monkey?
"Who the hell are you?" reacted, Zhu Bajie was on guard, he was not so stupid that he had no bottom line, and he who knew his identity would definitely not be simple.
The previous things should be from the previous life. However, Mao Xiaotian didn't think about this question anymore, but asked, "Sister, who is he?" ”
"A pig, it seems to be the messenger of the pure altar of Buddhism." Su Meier said indifferently.
"Oh, Altar Purifier, Pig...... Pig? Mao Xiaotian was stunned, and then looked at the fat man in front of him in astonishment, a little shocked.
The mythical characters were encountered one after another, and Mao Xiaotian didn't know when he was a head. How can this be a good beach skewer, and run out of Zhu Bajie? It seems that you have to adapt to your current life as soon as possible, otherwise, if you pop up a Chang'e when you go to the toilet one day, you can't be scared of incontinence?
"You know me? Who are you? Zhu Bajie asked again, but there was nothing nervous.
Su Meier didn't answer him, but Mao Xiaotian asked in a low voice, "My sister, have you ever been beaten?" ”
Su Mei'er glanced at Zhu Bajie and said, "Xiuwei is far from me. ”
"Okay." Mao Xiaotian put his heart back in his stomach, laughed and got up, walked slowly to Zhu Bajie, patted his shoulder, and said with a little smugness: "Bajie, Brother Monkey and I are also friends, don't you know who I am?" ”
"Alas...... You kid, who are you slapping...... Oh......" Zhu Bajie glared fiercely, but suddenly covered his stomach in pain, and his face began to distort.
"What's that? It hurts ......."
Mao Xiaotian took a step back in fright, and was relieved again when he saw this, and said with a smile: "Didn't I tell you, laxatives, that's my previous thing, I don't know what the effect is." ”
"Uh...... It's hurt my old pig to death, who are you? The beads of sweat the size of beans rolled down, and Zhu Bajie supported the ground with one hand, gritting his teeth in pain.
"Tut-tut......" Mao Xiaotian shook his head, then straightened his chest and said arrogantly: "Me? My name is Mao Xiaotian, a handsome and optimistic little cat demon, but I seemed to be good in my previous life, what is it called. ”
"Heavenly Demon Ancestor?" Zhu Bajie exclaimed, in disbelief, he looked at Su Mei'er with an ugly face: "You ...... Are you the Demon Venerable? ”
"Congratulations, you got it right, but there was no reward." Mao Xiaotian clapped his hands again and again, pretending to regret it.
"You ......" Zhu Bajie swallowed his saliva wildly, his eyes were a little dull, and then, he suddenly let out a miserable roar and ran away like crazy: "You plagued monkey, I'm not done with you......"
"Alas...... Don't go, eat some more, we can talk about family life. Mao Xiaotian gloated and kept it, looking at his embarrassed figure, he couldn't help laughing, hehe.
"My sister, I didn't expect you to be so black-bellied, and you were even drugged, brother, I have seen it for a long time." Mao Xiaotian sat next to Su Meier and couldn't help but say.
"Hehe...... Su Meier smiled mischievously and said helplessly: "There are so many ordinary people here, they can't do it, they can only be drugged." ”
"It's all the same, it's all the same." Mao Xiaotian continued to grill the skewers happily, well, that side is like a worm...... The yak meat that was sent is good, roast this first.
As for the strange eyes of the people around him, he doesn't bother to pay attention to it, even if he thinks he is a second-year teenager? The reality of the handsome and optimistic kitten demon cannot be changed.
"Hurry up, brother, my sister is hungry."
“……”
"My sister, why didn't you give it to me what I used to do?"
"You're not out of nowhere."
"What did I remember about my previous ......"
"Go back, I've brought your treasure bag, it's a lot of stuff."
"Treasure bag? Sister, go back now. ”
"I'm hungry."
"Okay......"
Although I am very anxious to know what kind of treasure my treasure bag is and what it contains. But Mao Xiaotian had to endure eagerly. No way, when Su Meier said that she was hungry, it seemed that it was difficult to pull......
"Plagued monkey ......" Zhu Bajie ran back with a hateful clutch, and he couldn't wait to find a place to squat down immediately.
"Huh? What about monkeys? First, though, he wanted to ask if the monkey had deliberately framed him.
"Senior brother, it seems that I have something to do and go back." The three of Tang Seng sat in a circle, and the little white dragon turned around.
"Even if he's fast, what are you doing?"
"It's nothing, the master opened a plate, betting that you can pull it for hundreds of years, senior brother, can you press it?" Little White Dragon Road.
"What......" Zhu Bajie was suddenly annoyed and scolded: "It seems that you all know, you don't care about me, and you still open a gambling market?" ”
Xiao Bailong sighed helplessly and said, "Second Senior Brother, what are you talking about?" We were already worried about it just now. ”
Sha Seng said: "Yes, second senior brother, the master has been reading the transcendent scriptures for you for a long time just now. ”
Tang Seng said: "If you don't accept the note of the eight precepts, the chance of cheating is too great." ”