Chapter Twenty-Five: Vent You

Mao Xiaotian's cultivation is very weak, and any immortal can see his demonic energy, not to mention the five masters and apprentices. However, although Su Meier's cultivation is not the top, she can also be ranked among the top in all walks of life. There are five masters and apprentices, except for Sun Wukong, no one is aware of her demonic aura.

Zhu Bajie already saw the beauty of her immovable temperament, and she wouldn't pay attention to this.

Bian Rulong was thrown away, and he also saw it in his eyes, and he didn't care at all. At this moment, he is taking eight big steps, full of spring breeze.

"This beautiful girl, the moment I saw you, I had an inexplicable eye, which drove me to come over involuntarily, if there is any abruptness, please forgive me, I don't know if I can talk to you about the world, I will be honored." Zhu Bajie always thought that his smile was unique and full of mysterious magic, so he did not hesitate to show it.

Mao Xiaotian glanced at it and shook his head helplessly. It's really a big world, and people like this kind of body fat and facial features come to talk, don't you have a little self-knowledge?

"I'm not interested, go away." Mao Xiaotian didn't bother to take a second look, and rolled over the meat skewers that had just been grilled.

That edge is like a worm...... The dragon also knew to bring some yak meat, this fat man actually came empty-handed, Mao Xiaotian decided that if he was not interested, he would focus on it in a while.

Zhu Bajie automatically ignored Mao Xiaotian, looked at Su Mei'er and said, "Girl, can you give a face?" ”

"Do you have to be violent? Can't you make me a quiet beautiful man? Mao Xiaotian couldn't bear it anymore, put the meat skewers aside and got up and walked.

Zhu Bajie just glanced at it lightly and didn't care.

Mao Xiaotian circled around Zhu Bajie and determined a question: "You really didn't bring anything?" I don't know if that's rude? ”

I didn't bother to say any more, so I hugged him directly, planning to send him home.

"Take-off...... Well......? Mao Xiaotian was stunned, didn't hug it? It's not scientific, come again......

After "getting up ......" again, Mao Xiaotian was sure that he couldn't hold it.

"How heavy is this...... Mao Xiaotian couldn't help but complain, and circled around Zhu Bajie again.

There are quirky ......

Zhu Bajie smiled proudly and said in a low voice: "You little demon, you still want to hug your grandfather pig and cultivate for tens of thousands of years." ”

"Are you ......" Mao Xiaotian looked at Zhu Bajie in astonishment, and finally knew that this was not an ordinary person, no wonder......

"Brother." Su Mei'er shouted at this time.

"What's wrong?" Stunned to stunned, with this sister by his side, he was not afraid at all.

"Let him sit next to him." Su Mei'er pointed to the position of the table on the other side.

"Let him? Sit? Mao Xiaotian couldn't believe his ears.

"Haha, thank you beauty, then I'll be respectful and obey." Zhu Bajie laughed and sat down triumphantly.

Taking advantage of his surprise, Su Meier secretly winked mischievously at Mao Xiaotian and said, "Everyone is here, it's not good to let him go." ”

"The beauty has a point, haha...... There is a point in that. Zhu Bajie clapped his palms excitedly, basically about to float.

Mao Xiaotian comprehended, although he didn't know what Su Meier meant specifically, he also knew that this fat man couldn't please good fruits to eat. acted in a full set, pretending to be helpless: "Okay, sister, whatever you say is what you say." ”

"Hmph...... You'll be there for a while. Secretly snorted coldly, Mao Xiaotian went back and continued to grill skewers.

On the other side, Bian Rulong didn't dare to come over again, but he looked in the mirror again and again, and said to his companion very unevenly: "My appearance is not as good as a fat pig?" ”

"Beauty, I don't know who your surname is, how old is it?" Zhu Bajie suppressed the restlessness in his heart and said in a crepe manner.

Su Mei'er smiled slightly, making Zhu Bajie's face flush instantly and his breath short.

"It doesn't matter, by the way, do you like to eat? Why don't you have something together? Su Meier said.

"I like it, I like it, I usually eat it when I'm fine, and I love it." Zhu Bajie nodded again and again, very excited.

"Okay, let's eat some together, I'll see if it's okay." Su Meier smiled, then got up and walked to Mao Xiaotian.

looked at the meat skewers on the stove, and then looked at Su Meier, Zhu Bajie swallowed his saliva wildly, and at the same time pretended to be a calm gentleman, but the urgency in his heart had already been shown on his face.

"It's almost cooked, let him eat it first in a while." Su Meier said, her palm gently brushing over the meat skewer.

Mao Xiaotian had an illusion, and he always felt that he saw some fine powders falling on the meat skewers.

Su Mei'er winked at him and let him know that it was not an illusion.

What that powder was, he didn't know, but one thing was for sure, not a good thing.

"Come, let's eat for you first, after all, you are a guest." Su Meier picked up all the meat skewers and sent them all to Zhu Bajie.

"Okay, good ......" Zhu Bajie's IQ at this time is worrying, where would he think too much, he didn't doubt him, he didn't even care about the scarlet blood on the meat skewers, picked up two skewers and sent them to his mouth, his face was full of happiness.

As for the Buddhist precepts? Huh...... Forgot......

"Hmph......" Mao Xiaotian snorted dissatisfied, secretly observing Zhu Bajie.

His appearance makes Zhu Bajie look more enjoyable and eat more deliciously.

"It's nothing terrible, I even ate it all." The little white dragon saw that Zhu Bajie was eating fragrantly, and swallowed his saliva with envy.

"If only it were that simple." Sun Wukong still looked up to the sky and sighed, mourning silently for Zhu Bajie.

"How?" The three of them were puzzled and asked.

"Alas......" sighed, and Sun Wukong said: "If I guessed correctly, the meat skewers have been drugged." ”

"What kind of medicine can still poison the second senior brother?"

"Ordinary medicine doesn't hurt, however, in order to harm others, Qingtian used precious heavenly and earth treasures to refine a lot of medicine for the whole person, and even the Buddha ate it, do you think that nerd can withstand it?"

"So scary?" The three of them were horrified, and looked at Zhu Bajie's eyes sympatheticly.

"Senior brother, can you guess what kind of medicine is on the meat skewers? After all, you and Optimus were called scourges in the first place...... The two heroes must know each other very well. ”

"It's supposed to be venting you."

"Vent you? What is it? ”

"A laxative, a terrible laxative."

"How scary?"

"Do you know Pana?"

"You know, the twelve-winged angel of the Western Heavenly Court, what do you say she is doing?"

"At the beginning, Pana made a mistake in her cultivation, which caused her body to be bloated and fat, which gradually worsened, and then she found Qingtian, and Qingtian used this laxative to cure her."

"No wonder, for a while Pana disappeared and came out skinny."

"That's because Optimus deliberately ...... I accidentally added more medicine, that's why it's like that. Two hundred years, after Pana ate and vented you, she pulled it for two hundred years, isn't it terrible? ”

"Terrible, second senior brother?"

"He asks for his own hardships, and he can't complain about others, alas, ......"

"Why is Senior Brother sighing?"

"It's a pity." Sun Wukong shook his head with a sigh and said, "It's a pity that Pana's pair of big breasts with a grinding plate are ......gone."

“…………”

"Master, why did you leave?"

Tang Seng turned around and said sadly: "I'll go and stock up some toilet paper for Bajie, after all, it's not easy to ......squat in a hundred-year-old toilet."