Seeing that the monk was still not awake, the boss was afraid of hurting his body, so he hurriedly asked his wife to make Pu'er tea.

For the sake of face, Buddha Yin had to obey orders, in fact, he didn't want to drink, because appreciating the beauty while drunk was like appreciating flowers in the fog, which was a different kind of amorous feeling.

Concubine Wen also likes to drink Pu'er tea, but she is pregnant, it is inconvenient to drink tea, in the past, she preferred this mellow and unique tea, she couldn't help but ask: "Brother Su, you said, where does this Pu'er tea originate, and what is the benefit to the human body if you drink it regularly?" ”

"Old man, in addition to loving all kinds of fruits and vegetables, but also continue to study the tea scriptures, this Pu'er tea, is also a kind of health care products, produced in Yunnan Pu'er and Xishuangbanna, Simao and other places, the production history is very long, in the Tang Dynasty there has been a trade with Kang-Tibet Pu'er tea. Pu'er tea is made of fresh leaves of Yunnan large-leaf tea trees, and there is a special process of pouring water and accumulating fermentation in the processing, which makes the tea have a unique aged fragrance. The health effects of Pu'er tea are that it has many effects such as lowering blood lipids, losing weight, aiding digestion, sobering up, and detoxification. After eating meat and wine, people can make a cup of Pu-erh tea to help digestion and sober up and refresh themselves, Pu-erh tea has been popular for hundreds of years, known as beauty tea, diet tea and longevity tea. ”

"Oh, what a knowledgeable Mr. Dongpo, in the future, I will definitely fall in love with this tea, and I will love it for good health and health, and I will not hate it because of taste." Concubine Wen raised her eyebrows and said briskly.

After waking up for most of the time, Foyin remembered that he had taken a nap from the "dustpan bed" for a while, and said: "This experience is extremely beautiful, as if I have returned to my childhood, lying down in the mountains and forests as I like, sleeping soundly on the spot, quite a bit of 'returning to eat after dusk, do not take off my clothes and lie on the moon." 'What about the innocent mood! ”

The boss sent dried lychees and invited the distinguished guests to drink lychee tea.

Concubine Wen was afraid that Y would get angry after drinking this tea, so she hurriedly asked, "Master Su, can you drink this lychee tea?" I think it's better for you and me to drink less. ”

"Why? Empress. Su Shi asked in surprise.

"Thinking about this red fruit, it is a hot fruit, our national treasure of the dynasty, with a fiery heart, how can it add fuel to the fire, so it is better to drink less of this tea." Concubine Wen said eloquently.

Everyone was amused by Concubine Wen's "crazy words".

"Bachelor, last year, I also ate fresh lychees, may I ask, what poems did you write to praise lychees?" Concubine Wen couldn't help but "ask about sex".

Looking at the crumpled dried lychees, Su Shi was full of sorrow, and said sadly: "Beauty, just like this lychee, in the ruthless rotation of time, the water spirit is lost, the charm is lost, and the color fades." The aroma has changed, and the taste has diminished. ”

Hearing this, the Buddha Yin fell into contemplation, yes, the beautiful woman is like an apple, sweet and plump, the beauty is like a grape, tempting, and the Guanghan fairy who does not fall into the mortal dust is just like this fresh lychee, ice muscle and jade bones, cute and moving, like a lotus in the pavilion, which can be viewed from a distance and cannot be blasphemed.

Concubine Wen thought to herself: The feelings of being favored by men are more like the intimate care of lychee shells, and the delicate beauties can be like this lychee meat, white and tender, beautiful, sweet and juicy, coveted and favored, and in love. Shaped like a quail egg, plump and delicate, and like a woman's round "that", tall "this", in fact, the old woman, not lacking charm, just like this dried lychee, brewed into tea, sweeter into the bone marrow, maybe ten times sweeter than fresh fruit, right? Just like this dried plum dish, after drying and dehydration, after time grinding, and pickling with salt and pepper, isn't it more flavorful than fresh plum vegetables? So, it seems that I think the world is better in the eyes of women.

After thinking about it, he said excitedly: "Master Su, the little woman doesn't dare to agree, whether it is a fresh fruit or a crumpled dried fruit, in my eyes, each has its own merits." ”

"Concubine Wen's opinion is to enter the wood for three points, which makes the old man ashamed." Su Shi said.

After a while, Su Shi remembered that Concubine Wen was urging herself to recite poetry, took a sip of tea, and said, ""Huizhou is a must, choose one," Luofu Mountain is in the fourth spring, and Lu Tangerine and bayberry are the newest. Eat 300 lychees a day, and do not hesitate to be a Lingnan person. ”

"Oh, this Luofu Mountain will be famous all over the world with the name of the bachelor, can you briefly introduce this place?"

"It is at the junction of Boluo, Zengcheng and Longmen counties, with a length of more than 100 kilometers, more than 400 peaks and peaks, beautiful scenery, and a famous mountain in Lingnan."

"Such a beautiful place can keep you, a great talent." Concubine Wen praised.

As soon as she heard the "three hundred", Concubine Wen knew that he was a person with a temperament who loved delicious food, and asked with concern: "Bachelor, can you really stand so many hot fruits with your fiery heart?" It's really reckless. ”

Su Shi blinked his somewhat dizzy eyes, touched his gray hair, buckled some loose teeth, and said sadly: "Oh, you see my hobby, I actually hurt my mouth, now I think about it, I really shouldn't be, but such a delicious taste, how can I quit this kind of appetite pleasure, either the fruit merchant sold it to me at a low price, or the fruit farmer gave it to me vigorously, simple folks, today this one will send a basket, tomorrow the one will carry a basket." If you don't eat it, it will rot in vain, and I don't want to destroy such a heavenly thing. ”

"Brother Su, it's disrespectful to say that you are still young, but it is true that you are. So is this good, find a way to get the best of both worlds, drink some herbal tea or mung bean soup before eating lychees in the future, or ask Sister Chaoyun to boil some lychee shell soup for you, and you can also boil some raw primers, drink it, you can prevent fire. This is the way to do it in the palace. ”

"Concubine Wen, you really have a heart." Buddha Yin boasted.

"I remember a Chinese medicine practitioner once warned me, saying that lychee is sweet and warm, replenishes qi and essence, dissipates cold and qi, and for yin deficiency constitution, especially for patients with chronic tonsillitis and pharyngitis, it is not suitable to eat, it will aggravate the deficiency fire, but sometimes, I just can't control my hobby." Su Shi added.

"What other poems are there that covet lychees, our Su Da Chizi." Concubine Wen happily urged.

"The sea and mountain immortals descended to Luo Luo, and the red yarn was single and white jade. There is no need to wait for the concubine to laugh, the wind and bones are self-contained. ”

"The beauty of the fruit, rare bachelors are obsessed and pampered." Concubine Wen said.

"When will the lychee ripen, and the flower head is already multiplied."

"Ah, more greedy than the old man, like a gluttonous child, sitting under the lychee tree every day, watching the lychee turn from green to yellow, and then to purple and red, counting the days, I am afraid that the three or four months of hanging fruit are as long as three or four years." Foyin has never heard this poem, and today he is laughing at this "gluttonous brother".

The crowd burst into laughter.

"There are even more gluttonous, it is not enough to stay in the bamboo shoots and ferns, and I am looking forward to when the lychee will be Dan." Su Shi really has a child-like heart.

"What's wrong with this bachelor, in the previous sentence, he likes bamboo shoots and bracken so much, and in the latter sentence, he empathizes and doesn't fall in love with lychees, which can be described as 'liking the new and hating the old'." The warriors and beauties exchanged heads and talked one after another.

Concubine Wen listened, in order to resolve the embarrassment of the bachelor, Concubine Wen asked skillfully: "May I ask Master Su, I am a big Song Dynasty Shenzhou, the land is vast, and there may be many varieties of lychees, right?" ”

Su Shi thought for a moment and replied: "There are round branches, black leaves, cinnamon flavor, glutinous rice balls, orchid bamboo, Chen Zi, hanging green, crystal ball and concubine smile." ”

"It's really 'the name is like its fruit', listen to its name, think about its shape, how beautiful it is, how beautiful it is."

"The concubine laughs, the concubine laughs, no wonder Yang Yuhuan is so obsessed with this fruit, her plump body must be enough to withstand the heat of lychees, you must know that 'one lychee has three fires', this kind of fruit is to choose the owner, unlike the bachelors who are worried about the country and the people and have the world in their hearts.

"Niangniang is quick to talk for a while, I hope that the virtuous brother will not be surprised." Buddha Yin persuaded kindly.

"How can it be!" Su Shi said casually.

"Have you ever written that poem, and can you finish it in one sitting?" Buddha Yin urged.

"I wrote in 'Lychee Sigh', 'The beauty in the palace broke her face, and the dust and blood flowed for thousands of years.'" ”

"Are these mothers so careless that they break their faces?" The beauties were surprised.

Hahaha, everyone present laughed, and Su Shi explained: "At that time, in order to win the favor of Yang Guifei, Tang Xuanzong had to work hard and lose money every year, and used Pegasus to transport lychees from the Bashu area to Chang'an for the concubine to enjoy." As we all know, lychee is the best fruit in the south, it is not easy to keep fresh, and because the traffic conditions at that time were still very poor, it is not easy to eat fresh lychees in Lishan, so, in order to speed up the speed of transmission, Xuanzong disregarded the life and death of the people, issued the order of 'flying car across the mountains and falcons across the sea, the wind branches and dew leaves are like new picking', in the arduous journey of paying tribute to lychees in the blue sky, I don't know how many people's lives were destroyed, and the dust was splashed with blood, it seems that after a thousand years, the blood of those people has not been dried up. ”

"Oh my God, what a harsh long live!"

"Woohoo, such miserable helpless people!" , there are all kinds of things to say, it can be said that the benevolent see the benevolent, and the wise see the wise.

Only Concubine Wen was excited in her heart, and silently praised: "It's really an amorous emperor, it's worth it to be his beloved concubine in this life!" It's worth it! ”