When the boss saw that this goddess-like Taoist was so good at talking, he immediately worshipped the Immortal Dao as his teacher, and bowed his fists and said, "Respected Daoist, please accept contemptible people as disciples, okay?" ”

"Well, the mountains are not tired of being high, and the water is not tired of being deep, so the poor people are not tired of many, swimming in the rivers and seas, wading through mountains and rivers, and doing good deeds to collect disciples is also Zen." Xiandao replied with a smile.

"What is the name of Zundao?" With a round face, the boss of Saizhu Shengyu asked with a smile. "Please call me Immortal Dao, donor's surname?" "Don't give your surname 'sheep's tongue'." "The donor is so interesting, where is the surname 'sheep' and 'snake'." Xiandao questioned strangely.

"Immortal Dao is so innocent, if you don't know, you don't know, it's really honest! The tongue of a sheep is the tongue of a sheep! "Thank you, Lord for your teaching! It can be said that the most affectionate person is impermanent, looking for a teacher and asking questions everywhere to participate in Zen! The ancestor who respected the benefactor must have been a gourmet, and a nobleman, who specialized in eating the subtle and delicious lamb tongue like dragon liver and phoenix marrow, right? ”

The boss of the sheep's tongue admired and said: "The fairy road is the fairy road, and the knowledge is extraordinary!" Please sit back for a moment! I'll come when I go. ”

He personally brewed a thousand-year-old mountain ginseng health tea for Xiandao, beckoned his daughter to come over to listen to Sister Xiandao's lecture, and said with a smile: "Please explain the last sentence of Xiandao's 'Zonghengfeng Daotang is frank, and the fake poison is also idle', okay?" ”

"'When encountering a sharp knife, I am often frank', for example, as a teacher, there are Zen poems in my belly, and Zen is hidden in my chest, just like a sharp weapon, if I encounter a knife and axe, when I cut my body with a white blade, I am also very calm and comfortable, and there is no pain. Why? Because we have suffering because our attachment is not broken, if our attachment is broken, there is no pain at all, and only happiness is left, are you happy? Your greed for happiness is attachment, but we still have to be greedy for happiness. Are you afraid of pain? This is also attachment; Are you sorrowful? This is attachment; Are you annoyed? This is attachment. If you don't have attachment, you will be at ease even when the sword and axe are coming. In the same way, 'if you encounter poison, it is idle': if you encounter poison, it is also an idle matter, there is no big problem, you can make the poison nectar, no matter what poison you encounter, it will be nothing. Why? Because I trust every donor! Because I didn't have attachment, I broke all my attachments, and the poison didn't work. It seems that when the first ancestor Bodhidharma Master arrived in China, the Chinese bullied him, bullied him on the side door, sent underground staff, and tried to poison him with poison, so many times before and after, but it never worked. This is a proper proof that the poison is also idle, and it is like an idle matter, and there is no problem. (Note: Bodhidharma is a Zen monk of the Northern and Southern Dynasties.) )

"Thank you Xiandao!" As soon as the sheep tongue was thanked, "Xianggong, come and help me make dinner!" ”

Yang Yu left immediately, and he called his daughter to accompany Xiandao.

"Little girl, what's your name?" "My name is Sheep's Tongue Heart." The girl said timidly.

"Don't be afraid, I also had a daughter!"

When the sheep tongue heard this, he was delighted and said, "Where is she?" Can you play with me? ”

Seeing that this little girl of twelve or thirteen was so cute, Xiandao suddenly missed the princess strongly, and said sadly: "Sheep's tongue heart, she is no longer in the world, but in my heart, in the future, you will call me Aunt Dao!" ”

"Aunt Dao, but I can be your daughter!" Yang Yuxin said innocently with her big eyes, "Yes, all the girls in the world are the daughters of Aunt Dao!" "Ahh Yes? Can you take care of it? Why don't you tell me a story first? She was innocent and innocent, and suddenly aroused the heart of the fairy Dao thinking of the girl, and the murder case that was personally tried in Rongzhou Prison made the fairy Dao have palpitations and was difficult to understand, and secretly said: "The young and the young of people, the daughters of the whole world are safe and sound!" ”

"Aunt Dao only has one heart and one hand, how can she take care of it? Therefore, it is up to all the little girls and big girls to learn to protect themselves! Aunt Dao will tell you an interesting story: a beggar was attacked by a dog while begging for food, which frightened him, and when he went to beg for food again, he picked up a stone and put it on his body. Unfortunately, this time he was attacked by two dogs, so he was bitten by the dogs even though he had a stone to protect himself. Next time it's time to beg for food. So he took two stones and put them on his body. But this time it was still unfortunate that he was attacked by three dogs. When he begged for food again, he simply carried four stones on his body, and this time he was attacked by a group of dogs, and he was still bitten by the dogs. In order to effectively deal with the dog's attack, he had to carry a basket of stones on his back to beg for food.

Later, the beggar, who was overwhelmed, boldly put down the stone and picked up the stick to shoot back at the dog, and the result surprised him, and he broke up the dog with three sticks and two blows, and he could beat both a single dog and a group of dogs. ”

"Aunt Dao, what do you mean?" The sheep's tongue heart was amused to laugh, and I only thought the story was very funny, but it didn't have the main idea.

"A girl walking alone on the road, just like this beggar, may face danger everywhere, if you meet a bad person, just like you meet a vicious dog, how many vicious dogs you encounter, just like how many vicious dogs, if you don't have martial arts in you, or don't walk alone, if you know some martial arts, but if you meet many gangsters on the road, you have to rely on wisdom and strategy to protect yourself."

"What if you have to walk alone?" "Then try to keep the journey shorter, a quarter or two of the journey is still safer, but you must pay attention to walking: pay attention to the movement around you at any time, and look back and forth from time to time, left and right, instead of walking with your head blind all the time, this kind of stupid and boring practice is not advisable. As for the night, it is even more unsuitable for girls to walk, and it is better to bring a self-defense weapon such as a dagger. ”

"Aunt Dao is so good! Thank you! Sheep's tongue heart couldn't help but thank him. No thanks, you're a daughter. ”

Dinner began. Seeing that the master and his daughter were talking very speculatively, the boss of the sheep tongue said, "Master Xiandao, you must drink tonight." "Drink or not, please let my daughter decide." "Drink!"

After a glass of wine, the thick and moderate lips of Xiandao were already delicate and charming, and under the effect of fine wine, they were even more delicate, smooth and fresh, and there were thousands of charms in one and one together, which made the sheep's tongue king's heart shake, and he said vaguely: "Bride, Master, have another glass!" "There is also a wine way, and the poor road is limited to one glass!" Forgive me! I'll be back tomorrow morning! "The immortal Dao viscera has passed the crystal, and it is extremely sober.

"Madame Sheeptongue, help him back to the bedroom, and rest early!" "Sheep tongue heart, who will you sleep with tonight?" Madame asked. "I'm going to sleep with Aunt Dao."

"Don't go back, this is Master's view, big jar!" Sheep's tongue was slurred.

"I advise you to be drunk tonight, and don't talk about Ming Dynasty affairs before respecting." The attic was only halfway up, and he suddenly groaned loudly, "The young woman is in spring this year, and the lover is in love tonight." ”

"Boss of the sheep's tongue, it's obviously 'the young woman's spring intentions, and the lover's love last night'!"