Chapter 306: Colorful Phoenixes Are Hard to Be Invisible!
"Tonight is another spring dream, a dream without a trace." Sheep's Tongue Jun muttered in a dream.
After Mrs. Sheeptongue served her to bed, she was annoyed and thought: "What a stinky Taoist priest, he doesn't pay for living in my shop, and he still fascinates my man, where did this Taoist priest come from!" It's too much of a bully!"
However, in front of her daughter, she couldn't have an immediate attack, so she had to suppress her anger, pull her daughter aside, frown and bitter face, and said in a low voice: "Xinxin, sleep with your mother tonight, let her sleep in the firewood room, okay?" ”
As soon as Yang Yuxin heard that his mother wanted to separate himself from Aunt Dao, he thought that his parents usually ignored him and only cared about waiting for business, so he was angry and flatly refused: "Mother, no!" No way! I like Aunt Dao, and I'm going to ask her to tell me a story tonight, that story is so funny, I haven't been so happy in a long time! ”
"What if my mother doesn't listen to you!" Niang deliberately raised her voice.
"If I don't listen, I will worship my aunt as a disciple and walk the world, and even the sky will be my footprints in the future, believe it or not?" The sheep's tongue is a big ghost, and the words are clear.
"Ouch, little ancestor, how long have you known this Taoist priest? Dare to treat my mother like this, so annoying, do you want to make me angry to death? ”
"Mother, I see that Auntie's horse seems to be very hungry, can you feed it some food?" Sheep Tongue Heart was afraid that her mother would refuse her wish, so she took the initiative to say softly.
"She hasn't paid for food and wine, by the way, and accommodation fees, and you came to ask me to feed her animals, God, what kind of world is this? How is it that animals are animals, and even people have become animals? If this spreads, my store will become a typical loss! ”
Xiandao heard it clearly, she walked over solemnly, sat down steadily, and said: "Monks, what is the purpose of walking the world, all for the people in the red dust, madam, everyone should be virtuous, and good words are in the mouth, that is, the mouth is virtuous; Good thoughts are in the heart, that is, virtue; Good conduct is always with life, that is, morality. The sheep's tongue heart also sat next to him, making the lady cry and laugh, and she didn't know how to end it.
"Although it is said that 'politeness does not hit the door', but is it rude to be poor? Let your family and children be happy and worry-free, this is not a 'big gift' that can be met and not sought, as the saying goes: 'It is difficult to buy a safe body with money, and it is difficult to buy children and grandchildren with money.' 'Madame, how about I interpret a word with meaning for you, and you will make me a sister?' ”
"That's worth looking forward to, let's talk about it! I'm also a sensible person. Seeing that the child was still staring at her angrily, the lady finally relented!
"Madam, do you know why a person is unhappy and uncomfortable?" Xiandao asked calmly.
"Who knows! I never thought about it! ”
"Comfortable 'Shu', only if we are willing to help others, can we live happily and get the pleasure of 'comfortable and comfortable', you know?" Before they knew it, both mother and daughter were sitting down.
"It's true! Daughter, you help your mother write the word 'Shu' on the table, hurry up, my mother also wants to be comfortable! ”
"Whew! Since you are sisters, mother, don't you pour tea for your sister who came from afar? Sheep's Tongue Heart suggested.
"Yes!" After dipping the heart of the sheep's tongue in the tea and writing on the table, the lady said loudly: "My sister, what an understanding you really have! The ancients were simply much smarter than us, weren't they? ”
In the end, it was a child, and he yawned in his heart, and urged in a lost voice: "Mother, the horse is about to starve to death!" Why don't you feed the horses? ”
Madame slapped her thigh and said, "Look at my memory!" Let's go feed the horses together! In this world, no one can afford to provoke it! Madame laughed at herself.
While feeding the horses, Xiandao couldn't help but preach: "Sister, madam, can I teach you the most practical words?" ”
"My sister knows everything, that's the best!" Madame finally accepted this Kun Dao sister.
"He is stingy and greedy, he is a slave with money in vain, he piles up gold and jade like mountains, and he doesn't care about Yan Jun who buys it."
"Oops! Sister, don't taunt me! I've learned that I'm wrong! Madame replied embarrassedly.
The next day, under the influence of wine, the sheep tongue gentleman slept soundly and for a long time. After getting up, he hurriedly asked, "Madam, did I ever be rude to the Immortal Dao last night?" ”
"Naturally rude! But it's too late! Madame deliberately sold Guan Zidao.
Sheep Tongue Jun was shocked and said, "It's miserable! I'm going to have my legs broken by you again tonight! Was that immortal Dao scared away? ”
"She never said her identity, with my intuition as a woman, her background must not be small, and her identity must not be simple!"
Xinxin sleeps with Aunt Dao's neck around her all night! And Xiandao was naturally very happy, as if her Princess Fuqing had suddenly grown so big! Running and chasing in the prosperous place of flowers and willows all night!
After washing, Xiandao taught a few sets of boxing techniques for self-defense, and Xinxin also learned to work hard, and it took an hour to learn! Xiandao sat down under the tree to rest contentedly.
"Mother! Last night I heard Aunt Dao desperately calling 'Princess, Princess, Princess!' Waiting for me, waiting for my mother, waiting for my mother! 'How strange! Xinxin quietly ran over and secretly told her mother the dream words she overheard last night.
"Oh my God! Could it be that she is the queen of the day? The couple was shocked and said in horror together.
"The grass people meet the immortal road of great mercy and compassion, and meet the incomparably noble queen mother!" The couple pulled their hearts and bowed down in fear.
"Weird! Amazing! When did I become a queen? "Xiandao was very surprised! Pretending to be misunderstood, Dao.
"The grass people inadvertently offended Queen Fengyi, and they still want to open the net, so they don't care! As the saying goes: 'He who does not know is not guilty!' ’”
"Xinxin, you traitor, are you the secret?" Immortal Dao had to say helplessly.
Seeing that the family was still kneeling on the ground like chaff all over their bodies, he couldn't bear it and said, "Hey, I didn't expect my identity to be exposed in my sleep!" In the future, when I encounter extraordinary times, I am afraid that I will not dare to sleep! Flat! No, you can also try to be as high as the queen! The noble souls of the people can be compared with the blue sky! With that, Xinxin took the lead in laughing! Everyone laughed!
"Long live the country is hard work, this is the shou wu and peanut vine I made for long live, but to treat insomnia, you might as well give it a try!" Sheep's tongue gentleman.
"Thank you, thank you!" Xiandao was excited, thanked him, and then, she changed the name of the store to "Hillside Sheep". At the dining table, Xian Dao didn't know the name of his wife, so he asked softly, "Sister, what is your surname?" "Your surname is 'Yan', and your name is 'Yan Zhaojun'."
"Sister, your surname is so domineering! Who dares to provoke you? ”
"Hahaha! I'm not the 'Zhaojun'. My father-in-law didn't dare to mess with me at all, just because my name was good! ”
"You guys are the happiest family! I'm already full of joy! But, sister, sister of the Yan family, it's best not to wave to my sister! ”
A few people laughed again! After breakfast, Xiandao rode his horse and whipped back, and the family sent it far and wide!