At night, Emperor Xu dreamed that the warriors were hugging his concubines tightly, and he felt a tightness in his heart, and he woke up from the dream. Thunder was furious, and pondered indignantly: I give you a little freedom, you can be so presumptuous, so bold, and dare to let green clouds float above my head, I want to see, where is the demon wind? Dare to blow these ominous clouds. Thinking about it, I had a splitting headache.

Seeing that Concubine Wen slept very sweetly, he stopped asking, and Emperor Xu couldn't stand his heavy tiredness and fell asleep again.

When he got up, Emperor Xu remembered the strange dreams and worries of last night, and he remembered it vividly, like a thorn in his back like a fish thorn in his throat, which can be described as not vomiting or unhappy, he took Concubine Wen's hand and asked anxiously: "Concubine Ai, you said, on the way to Huizhou, why don't you ride a horse alone, think of my dignified Song royal family, a few more horses, what is the hindrance?" ”

Concubine Wen gasped, sure enough, the companion is like a tiger, be careful may not be able to sail the 10,000-year-old boat, such a well-resourced but discerning long live, can catch a small fish below 10,000 meters in the deep pool, it can not be said that it is not "seeing the abyssal fish".

This question, Concubine Wen had already thought about it on the road, her face did not change, and she said softly: "Long live, have you also learned to see the Yuanyu?" I know the purpose of Banzai's question, but whether it is the royal family or the people, can they all pursue the practice of increasing income and reducing expenditure, more than half of the horses will spend twice as much silver, and besides, the stress reaction of women is not half that of men? If there is an emergency situation on the road, such as a donkey squall, an ox is furious, a horse is frightened or even a barbarian interception, they will pick us up and escort us desperately, so as to turn the crisis into safety. If we beauties ride a horse alone, we can only fall off the horse when we encounter a sudden danger on the road, and the consequences are unimaginable. (Note, to see the fish of the abyss, it is said that the fish of the abyss can be seen clearly and clearly.) It is used as a metaphor to explore other people's privacy, with a derogatory meaning [source] "Liezi? Said Fu": "Wenzi said: 'Zhou proverb has a saying: Those who observe the deep fish are ominous, and those who hide wisdom are in trouble. ”﹚

"I see, I'm scared to death, thank you Concubine Ai for taking thoughtful precautions, but it can be regarded as blowing away the haze that I have been troubled for a long time in time, last night, I actually had this strange dream, please don't be weird, if you want to blame, blame me for this brain that doesn't obey."

It turned out that Emperor Xu was about to be full of anger, but after listening to what Concubine Wen said about "seeing the deep fish", he didn't have time to deliberate on its meaning for a while, so he wanted to ask to understand, but was the chef present, wouldn't it be "royal face" to sweep the floor? Strike, strike, strike.

"Saint, thinking about the day, dreaming at night, originally belonged to human nature, we and other beauties, can make the day and the opportunity to live the love and care, it is really an honor to be flattered, thank you for the favor." Concubine Wen said solemnly, Emperor Ling Xu was invulnerable, so he had to accompany him and smirk, and he was speechless for a while.

"I know that Banzai will also be jealous, and it is all to blame for my failure to communicate with Banzai in time, which caused a misunderstanding, in short, it was me who was wrong."

"A false alarm, a misunderstanding of half a point." After that, the imperial concubine looked at each other and smiled, and released the so-called gap and "previous suspicion".

Before breakfast, Concubine Wen sent a message to Xia Hua to ask the imperial dining room to steam many bowls of fresh wild lilies, and she wanted to invite her sisters to try it.

According to Concubine Wen's instructions, the chefs developed the steamed "Sanbai" for lung beauty as soon as possible. The fresh lilies were washed with pure cotton fine gauze, and in addition to the black black roots, there were only white lilies left, and their original appearance was retained. At first glance, I really want to slim down the whole garlic. These flattened lily petals are tightly clustered together, like a family member connected by flesh and blood, thinking of the impermanence of all kinds of life, Concubine Wen really can't bear to tear them apart alive.

The jade bowl is served with jade food and jade soup. A piece of pear and a piece of white radish are also roughly cut into lily shapes, and the rest are eight wild lilies, all of which are "sitting" in a smooth jade bowl.

Dongguo Fan handed over the delicacy and said respectfully: "Please have morning tea, this is the 'three white' soup, because this name is too cheesy, please give the name after the text." ”

"Such a delicious taste of ice and jade, long live, can it be called 'ice heart and jade lungs'?"

"Jade lung? Ice heart and jade lungs? Why is it so puzzling? ”

"If you name it Bingxin Jade Pot, it's too ordinary, long live, Brother Xu, the concubine is named like this, I really pray for you. Because what makes the concubine always worried is that Banzai often coughs, and she can't exchange her Vajra body with you, so she has to take this carving insect technique, hoping that Banzai's lungs will not be clean, and it will be difficult for a hundred bacteria to invade, just like a pair of jade lungs. ”

"Ai Fei, this is very true, although it is a bit crazy, but the love of the concubine, the sun and the moon can be seen, very comforting, good, ice heart and jade lungs, quasi-play!"

Dongguo Fan happily retired, because just now he actually remembered the scene of the rich children going to private school, and he actually listened to the "big lesson" of the emperor's favorite concubine, or at least appreciated the "Fengming" once, and couldn't help laughing after thinking about it.

The two emperors and concubines enjoyed "Qinghuan". I enjoyed it for a quarter of an hour.

Concubine Wen first admired this masterpiece of "color and taste", because this Qinghuan side dish has almost no aroma. Even if there is, it is as thin as a hairspring. White cauliflower nectar poured between these islands, some like water in a deep stream, looming; The steamed pear has a quiet transparency, not as white as white fungus; The white radish seems to be whiter, as white jade, whether day or night, it is as flawless and beautiful as jade.

Concubine Wen took a sip of honey, ate a wild lily, and exclaimed: "This thing is only worthy of immortals, how fortunate are the folk girls to enjoy the joy!" ”

"Aifei, what kind of taste is this, why do I suffer from 'tongue blindness' again?" Emperor Xu looked helpless.

"One point fresh, one point of harmony, one point of delicateness, eight points of sweetness, one point of slight pungency, wonderful and cocoa." Concubine Wen was also a little short of words, thought for a while, and used a twelve-point system to praise this time.

With the "ice heart and jade lungs", Concubine Wen said sadly: "Long live, I am really a guilty person, I enjoy all the joy and prosperity here, while the bachelor is silently enduring the torture of illness thousands of miles away." ”

Thinking that the imperial court had never been kind to Su Aiqing, he immediately asked, "What disease does the bachelor suffers from?" ”

"Holy Lord, I am afraid of insulting the Holy Hearing."

"But it doesn't hurt to talk about it, you and I are of the same heart."

"Our eldest brother is a bachelor, and he has suffered from a long-term incurable 'terminal digestive tract' disease."

"Aifei, you quickly send an imperial doctor to Huizhou to relieve Aiqing's pain."

"Yes, the concubine will do so, thank you to the king of benevolence."

"The queen has a reward, please taste the 'ice heart and jade lungs'." The beauties gladly accepted the order, and they all enjoyed the flowers with extraordinarily delicate appearances.

After the inner eunuch retreated, Concubine Xian vented her dissatisfaction angrily, and said angrily: "Since ancient times, if the name is not correct, it will not be good." What is the 'Ice Heart Jade Lung', I think it is the wolf's heart and the dog's lungs, I don't even know the 'Ice Heart Jade Pot', what is the 'Concubine Wen' and 'Queen Wen', I think, when a mosquito flies away, it's almost the same. ”

Huang Ying Bailing clapped his hands and praised: "Just let that slut be a mosquito, or my master is powerful, knowledgeable, and can tell everything, if it goes on like this, the position of the queen of the Great Song Dynasty must be you, the virtuous concubine." "The yellow warbler lark is competing to brag and pat the horse.

Coincidentally, Ling'er was passing by, and the purpose of her trip was to send ambergris to the beauties one by one.

"Please Ling'er take charge of the matter to calm your anger, you, adults don't care about villains, don't take today's complaints and evil words to heart, I will compensate you on behalf of my master." Huang Ying begged.

"It's okay, it's okay, my sister is the queen, and she is like a long live mind, tolerant of all rivers and rivers, tolerant of the world, not to mention the noisy scene of the group of female porridge just now, I didn't hear the content of your speech at all. (Note, the group of female porridge porridge originally described the birds singing in harmony.) Later, he described the large number of women present and their noisy voices. Provenance: Tang? Han Yu's "Piano Exercises? Pheasant Flying": "When the east and west, when pecking and flying, with the fly and pecking, the group of females porridge porridge." ”﹚

Huang Ying saw that the master's speech was so ambiguous, cold sweat broke out, hugged Lingzhang's leg, and prayed: "Ling'er is in charge, please don't talk like the queen of the text." ”

"Well, this is inevitable, my sister has always taught me to be honest, you are afraid of the queen's punishment, then find a way to resolve it first, first use this bowl of hot nourishing soup to burn the tongue that grows out." Ling'er reprimanded coldly.

"What are you doing here, and you will be punished instead of your master." Ling'er ordered.

Seeing that her bowl of nourishing soup would be soiled by her subordinates, Concubine Xian's heart was like a knife, and it was worth begging in a low voice: "Don't, I'll come by myself." ”

After that, she actually drank a spoonful full of hot soup, which was so hot that she screamed, and she also prevaricated and said: "This jade lung soup is delicious, but it is much better than other delicacies." ”

"The queen has arrived—" Since the sixth sister left the palace, this well-behaved parrot has been taken under the command of Concubine Xian.

The master and servant of the virtuous concubine and her entourage knelt on the ground.

Concubine Wen waved her hand haughtily and said, "Sister Xianfei, no courtesy." I heard that you were embarrassed by my tricky sister Ling'er, and burned your tongue, my sister felt deeply guilty, come, this is the medicinal soup I asked someone to make to treat burns, that is, with a bowl of millet, a pinch of borneol boiled made, oh, it is called 'millet borneol for burns and scalds' cream, please remember to take it immediately. ”

Concubine Xian was extremely moved, thinking of the evil words just now, it was like a dream. is a good queen, it can really be said that she repays her grievances with virtue, what kind of bearing is this.

She thanked incoherently: "Thank you for the grace of forgiveness and the virtue of healing, and thank you for the grace of not punishing." ”

"Not only will it not be punished, my sister still has something to ask for, Emperor Xu asked Dr. Ma Tai to relieve the hidden worries and illnesses of Master Su, I want to ask you to go out and be accompanied by the second sister, laughing and playing all the way, I don't know how to respect?"

"That's great, thank you." Why doesn't Concubine Xian want to enjoy the good spring?

Encountering the peach blossom forest on a safe road is also like inviting the two ladies to feast their eyes, but Concubine Xian refused: "It's windy outside, and the palace is cold, will you treat us?" "Faced with his zealous intestines being strangled alive, he choked so safe that he no longer dared to squeak.

"It's also a noble mother, why is the queen so loved?" This is a problem, it is indeed a big problem, perhaps as the article said, people's hearts, can learn peach blossoms, with simple petals to show simple happiness, with warm and elegant color infiltrate people's increasingly indifferent hearts. ”

Concubine Xian and Jade Butterfly rode in the same carriage and drove safely, and Dr. Matthew ordered them to sit in another carriage and drive peacefully.

The delicate concubine and her entourage stopped and stopped all the way, and it took three days and three nights to arrive at the Huizhou Bachelor's Mansion.

Imperial Doctor Ma said calmly: "Respected Lord Su, ten people have nine hemorrhoids, please don't take it as a matter of your heart." This disease is a common disease, and most people usually suffer from sitting and standing for a long time or excessive drinking and pungent spicy taste. Today's decay brings you several dietary remedies with no toxic side effects.

One is mulberry kernel glutinous rice porridge: 100 grams of mulberry kernels and 150 grams of glutinous rice. Boil the mulberry kernels to extract the juice and cook them with glutinous rice to make porridge. Take 1~2 times a day on an empty stomach. This formula has the effect of nourishing the liver and kidneys, nourishing blood, and is suitable for hemorrhoids and bleeding, heat and emaciation.

The second is enoki syrup: 100 grams of enoki, an appropriate amount of brown sugar, boiled with water, and slag removed. Take it every morning and evening on an empty stomach for several days. It is suitable for hemorrhoids pain and bleeding, and has the effects of clearing heat, diuretic, nourishing blood and flattening the liver.

The third is Cang's ear porridge: 15 grams of Cang's ear and 100 grams of japonica rice. First fry the fungus, remove the slag, then add the rice to cook porridge, and take it on an empty stomach. This formula has the effect of dispelling wind and reducing swelling, and is suitable for hemorrhoids and bleeding, and the elderly have dark eyes and other symptoms.

The fourth is loofah and pork lean soup: 250 grams of loofah, 200 grams of lean pork. Cut the loofah into pieces, slice the lean pork, add an appropriate amount of water to make the soup. 2~3 times a day, seasoned with salt, served with food. This recipe has the effect of clearing heat and relieving intestines, relieving heat and removing annoyance.

Fifth, stewed pork lean meat with figs: 100 grams of figs (dried products), 200 grams of lean pork, add an appropriate amount of water, put it in a casserole, stew it over water, and season it. Take 2 times daily. This formula nourishes the stomach and intestines, clears away heat and detoxifies, and is suitable for hemorrhoids and chronic enteritis.

Sixth, black fungus cake: 5 grams of black fungus, 30 grams of persimmon. Soak the black fungus, cut the persimmon into pieces, add water and boil it, and eat. 1~2 times a day. It has the effect of nourishing qi and yin, dispelling stasis and stopping bleeding, and is suitable for hemorrhoids and bleeding. ”

Su Shi was excited, and while hurriedly sandwiching the home remedies properly in the manuscript he was finishing, he was busy asking Chaoyun to kill chickens and buy fish, and entertained him with hospitality.

After the meal, Dr. Matthew emphasized the precautions of diet again, and said, "Bachelor, please eat more coarse grains, such as millet, sorghum rice, sweet potatoes, corn, and mixed beans; Choose more sweet or flat fruits like oranges, persimmons, pears, mulberries, monk fruits, figs, star fruit, bananas, apples, red dates, etc. Choose vegetables like celery, leeks, winter melon, loofah, spinach, water spinach, eggplant, cabbage, radish, daylily, water chestnut, black fungus, fresh lotus root and so on. Choose good products like walnuts, sesame seeds, persimmons, honey, etc., and remember to use more sesame oil, rapeseed oil, etc. when cooking to increase the lubrication of intestinal contents. ”

"Thank you, sir, for your superb medical skills, and you should keep it in mind." Su Shi thanked.

"You're welcome, thank you, just thank the benevolent Concubine Wen."

"My God, it is the unparalleled mother in the world who is helping the old man, Chaoyun, you say, such a deep kindness, how will you repay it in this life?" Su Shi excitedly shed two lines of hot tears, blurring his eyes in an instant.