Chapter 155: Being a Woman, What a Happiness!

Everyone took turns to try the beads, as if they had all passed a great addiction to the noble queen, and they were all very happy, and the eighth sister praised: "The world in Tao Qian's peach blossom paradise is nothing more than that, right?" ”

"It's almost, but in that blessed land, there is absolutely no such beautiful and expensive beaded shoes, and there is certainly no such lively and friendly mother as our group." Concubine Wen said happily.

The sixth sister whispered to Concubine Wen: "Sister, good news, my monthly letter has stopped this month, I'm afraid I'll be a mother, right?" ”

When Concubine Wen heard this, she was overjoyed, and happily waved her hand and said, "It's a good thing, it's definitely a great joy, what's so embarrassing about this?" On the fifth day, after that, be more gentle with the lady, she has taken on the important mission of opening up the branches and leaves for your fifth family, you must take good care of the lady, and there must be no mistakes, otherwise, the palace will cut you! Concubine Wen said in a solemn and slightly ridiculous tone.

When all the beauties heard this, they also rushed to congratulate each other, and the eighth sister boasted: "The fifth day is blessed, the flowers and plants planted are charming, and the lady who marries is beautiful, all because the land everywhere is fertile!" ”

"Niangniang's words are a bit wrong, not only the land is fertile, but also the seeds must be good." In front of the happy girls, the fifth day also became oily and smooth.

After hearing this, the sixth sister blushed and said: "However, Xianggong's words are still a little premature, and I don't know how to be modest at all, maybe everyone has been influenced by the queen of the text, and one is really more than one can say, not much, I still like our sisters to play around together." ”

"Hey, I'm afraid there aren't many opportunities like this." The second sister said.

Hua Yu said with a smile: "I think this world is the world of women, for example, they are delicate and understand the unique beauty of all kinds of flowers, grasses, insects and fish; What rough work, as long as there are men present, they will not let the beauties do it, and they will always be protected and taken care of by everyone; Also, what I can't stand the most is that they are beautiful enough, and they are dressed like fairies, and they look like fairies with grease and powder. Today, I was wearing pearl shoes one by one, and I almost blinded my eyes. You say, how can we men live in front of these favored and beautiful women? I can't wait to change my sex! ”

The words made the people present happy.

"You kid, the treasure in the palm of your beautiful wife, when you marry a lady, you won't understand it like this, I wish my lady was the most beautiful, and I wish I could bear any hardships and burdens on behalf of my wife. Ha, I'm jealous with a woman today, is that all there is to it? ”

"Lovely flower rain, today, let the palace grow a lot of knowledge, your statement can be described as unique, make us beauties very happy, I didn't expect us beauties to almost ignore the many happiness of being a woman, and stupidly think that life is boring, how hard it is to be a woman. So, thank you, Flower Rain. Sure enough, the master is in the folk, you happy rain, as long as you stop in the flower shop every day and tell some jokes to the flowers and plants. These flowers and plants don't need to be watered and fertilized at all, they also grow correctly, and even grow wildly. ”

After a while, on the fifth day, he touched his head and said very strangely: "Listening to your kid's instigation, I also think that it is really happy to be a woman, otherwise, today, you can also try on the pearl shoes of the queen mother." ”

I don't know when, Ah Huang came over, and Concubine Wen understood that it was time to go see her parents.

The beauties have arrived. Ah Huang called a few times under the pretext, and this sound, if there is nothing, it is reminding the host that there is a guest at the house, hurry up to greet him. Concubine Wen's parents, brother and sister-in-law and the second child were all dumbfounded, just after Concubine Wen's birthday, she turned into a queen and suddenly became a queen.

Stunned, the family beckoned the beauties to sit down, Concubine Wen asked her sisters to teach her brother Nan Nan how to make Dongpo meat and Dongpo fish, she really didn't want to bother with these cumbersome processes, which affected her cultivation of "Qinghuan" who was alive at any time.

"The queen mother is really rare, and now she is in charge of the harem, so busy, remember to come and see us."

"No matter what kind of concubine or maid I am, I am a happy child, and I am your daughter, how can I forget my father?" Concubine Wen said foolishly.

"His father, you see, I just said it, our Qing'er is a rich and noble life, this is something that has been decided since childhood." Qingqing whispered happily.

"Daughter, accompany the king like a tiger, be careful to sail the ship of ten thousand years, remember to remember."

"Well, the royal family is also a big river, thank you daddy for your teachings." Concubine Wen said.

The beauties "learned" one after another, and unconsciously laughed at the funny stories of Concubine Wen when she was a child.

Concubine Wen chatted with her family for a while and left happily.

Concubine Wen and Emperor Xu tasted the crystal clear bird's nest at the same time, and the cooks in the imperial dining room were very fond of Empress Wen, and often changed their tricks to make bird's nest soup for the emperor and concubine, this time they also added some white fungus lilies, and also dotted with a few bright red wolfberries and a deep red and full jujube. Although this delicacy has a faint fishy smell, a bit like the smell of egg white, but when Concubine Wen thinks of the amazing beauty of the lily, the facey and fragrant fresh wild lily is matched with it, Concubine Wen still feels delicious, and has long forgotten the unbearable fishy smell.

"Aifei, do you know, this bird's nest is also full of swiftlet's saliva, don't you think that?"

"Although there is a bit of that, but thinking about its tonic effect, this slight flaw is really not enough to mention." Concubine Wen followed Emperor Xu's train of thought, he must have said "a little disgusting".

"This is what my grandmother told me about it, saying that it can nourish yin and dryness, relieve cough and asthma, nourish the kidneys and invigorate qi, and improve immunity. The woman consumed qi and blood, lungs and stomach, yin and beauty. Aifei, for the sake of health, you have to eat more. ”

"So, did Banzai eat it when he was a child?"

"Well, although my grandmother is very strict with me, when she enjoys these precious goods, she will give me half of them." Emperor Xu said with gratitude.

"Although, the Empress Dowager Gao has not treated Wan Sui, maybe she is testing how tenacious your vitality is, lovingly sharing bird's nest porridge with you, it can be said that you will atone for your sins, in the future, you should think more about the good of your ancestors, and it is the best policy to worship more." Concubine Wen said solemnly.

"She also told me from which dynasty this bird's nest was introduced into the palace?"

"My grandmother is known as 'Female Zhong Yao Shun', and she is also more knowledgeable, and she is even on par with Emperor Wu everywhere. As a first-class nourishing product, bird's nest has been a must-have for the court nobles since ancient times after being introduced to China by Zheng He in the Tang Dynasty, Wu Zetian and Yang Guifei are even more fond of it, and today, it has become a household name. ”

"Oh, it seems that women are most afraid of old age, and it has been the case since ancient times." Concubine Wen sighed heartlessly.

As soon as he heard the word 'old', Emperor Xu was worried and sighed: "However, as the king of a country who is frail and sickly, how much I yearn for an old age who has nothing to do with him. At that time, I will take the hand of my concubine and go to the suburbs to enjoy spring, autumn, summer, and winter, no matter how old I am, concubine, don't dislike me! It's just that I'm afraid I won't live to the twilight of my life. ”

"Hooray, why do you say this, how have I ever disliked you? You're going to be angry with Qingmei! Besides, with me by your side, you will always live, otherwise, how can you call it 'long live', which not only refers to the ten thousand years of the country, but also refers to the high age of the king. Concubine Wen frowned, almost adorned with a few ice flowers.

Emperor Xu yawned and wanted to fall asleep immediately, but thinking about the crazy days when Concubine Ai was outside, he looked forward to it again, gently stroked Concubine Wen, and asked, "Concubine Ai, what is the most relaxing thing about this trip?" ”

Concubine Wen said happily: "I was a plum vegetable with my sisters. ”

"What do you mean by that?"

"In Sister Mei's house, the sun was infinitely bright that day, and I found the sunburner that I used to play with as a child, so I lay down on the wide and flat sunbath with my sisters and sunbathed for a long time."

"You made the most beautiful plum dish once, which can be described as a miracle in the world, did you think about it at that time?"

"I thought at the time, no matter how warm the sun is, how can it warm Emperor Xu's arms?"

"Sample, that's, who am I? I am first of all the sunshine of your own person, and secondly, the backbone of the people of the world. ”

"Shhhhh

"Secondly, it is the beauties swinging in Luofu Mountain, the warriors throwing water on the edge of the deep pool, and the Buddha Yin singing in their sleep." Concubine Wen was afraid that she would miss her mouth and provoke Long Yan's anger.

"Hooray, could you please tell me a joke with a moral meaning?" Concubine Wen diverted the topic.

"Well, it's time for me to give a little gift to the queen of love."

"The two philosophers of ancient times said something to each other, and I shared it with my concubine."

"What's better than gold?"

"It's Miyu."

"Yes, jade has a special place in the history of civilization in Shenzhou. Ancient books say that jade is 'warm and moist, similar to wisdom; Sharp but not harmful, similar to benevolence; or unyielding, similar to righteousness; Flaws on the inside must be seen on the outside, and there are like beliefs; It hangs like a pendant, and it is like a courtesy. Confucius said, 'The beauty of jade is like the virtue of a gentleman.' He believed that jade has the qualities of a gentleman, such as benevolence, wisdom, righteousness, courtesy, happiness, loyalty, faithfulness, heaven, earth, virtue, and Tao. In the "Book of Songs", there is a sentence of "a gentleman of words, warm as jade". The ancients endowed Meiyu with so many human qualities that people of all dynasties and generations still refer to the humble gentleman as 'gentle as jade'. ”

"It is true that a gentleman will not leave his body for no reason." Emperor Xu.

"Hooray, you say, isn't the meaning of gold bad?"

"Yes, but I prefer not to deceive the gentleman incarnation of the Darkroom, Miyu. As for gold, just like the concubine, although you have never left a name on the gold list, you are so happy to wear gold and silver gorgeous clothes and live in the golden palace and jade building; As for me, I hope that my rivers and mountains will be flawless, relying on thousands of miles of gold and the Manchu Dynasty. ”

"What's better than Miyu?"

"It's wisdom."

"When it comes to wisdom, I like Mr. Su's 'broad view and appointment, thick accumulation and thin hair', and Xunzi's 'don't climb the mountain, don't know the height of the sky; Not near the deep stream, I don't know the thickness of the ground. "I like Luo Yin's" After picking a hundred flowers into honey, it is sweet for whomever it is hard. ’”

"I like Qu Yuan's 'the ruler is short, the inch is long.'" and from the "Chinese" 'From good as ascending, from evil as collapsing.' 'But I like Su Shi's "Spring Night" the most

The spring night is worth a thousand gold, and the flowers are fragrant and the moon is cloudy.

The sound of the song pipe building is thin, and the swing courtyard is heavy at night.

This poem, in my opinion, is clearly written and picturesque, but it is also profound. In the calm and natural description, the author implicitly and euphemistically reveals the author's deep condemnation of people who are drunk on life and dreams, greedy for pleasure, and sparing no time. The sentence is gorgeous and subtle, intriguing. In particular, 'a moment of spring night is worth a thousand gold', which has become a famous sentence recited through the ages, and people often use it to describe the transience and preciousness of the beautiful scenery. ”

"Well, I didn't expect such a fresh and beautiful poem, after the analysis of Long Live Live, I once again realized that this poem can be compared with "Title Xilinbi", which can be described as two "wonderful" poems, and I actually got rid of the vice of looking at literature and righteousness again. ”

"What is better than wisdom?"

"It's a woman, I want to love my concubine, the royal blood that is stretching my family, will suffer a lot, women all over the world are like this, so these are two philosophers of compassion and benevolence."

"Maybe they had a deep crush on a woman, and those women loved them too." The imperial concubine's thoughts coincided.

"What's better than a woman?"

"No, the conversation is over."

"That must be a man who has the same affection for women in the world as a father, and it must be long live."

"Concubine Ai's mouth, I didn't expect it to be sweeter than any honey in the world, just now I Jinkou Yuyan said that 'a moment of Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold', come, let me taste it......"