Chapter 32: It's time to pretend to be B again
After vomiting food and vomiting stomach water, and retching after vomiting stomach water, Guan Xiaolong's face was already green.
Although Jiang Yunbo was watching from the side, he also laughed: "You kid, I saw that you were fine just now, why did you end up like that in the last few trips?" This guy vomited, I'll teach you, drink warm water and porridge today, don't eat hard things, or don't have diarrhea. ”
Guan Xiaolong's eyes turned red with vomit, and he scolded in his heart: "Why is this coach so responsible!" I'll drink water and it's your business, just stop it, and snatch it away. Damn, I almost confessed here today. ”
"Thank you, Lao Jiang, I didn't expect you to be able to run so much with a smoking gun." Guan Xiaolong finally felt calm in his stomach.
"Oh, no, the old man is a good smoker! Otherwise, this is a proper test. Jiang Yunbo sighed.
"The master is not only good at smoking, but also good at masturbating, right? The face is yellow, hehe......"
"Like-minded people."
The two laughed lewdly.
"You see I stopped you and told you not to drink, you don't believe it, did you vomit? We used to do this test, and we were very thirsty for it, I can understand it, but we must refrain from it! If you drink too much, you will definitely vomit! The coach who stopped Xiaolong just now turned around and shouted, but he was serious.
Guan Xiaolong's resentment has disappeared, and he has no strength. I thought that this coach was also kind, and I reluctantly said thank you. But I thought in my heart, you know a P! I'm holy water! Holy! All right?
Dai Hong and Chen Hao also passed the test, and the two of them seemed to be fine.
"Yo, it's terrible, I actually passed the test, I thought you were going to fuck off. Look at your monkey skinny, it's not bad. Chen Hao said.
"Grass, your girls have been chirping, and my old man can't get by!" Guan Xiaolong was tired and out of shape at this time, and he was weak to speak.
Chen Hao has a little respect for Guan Xiaolong, and has seen many people who can't hold on to their fights. Guan Xiaolong not only vomited, but he was almost fighting, how deep is this perseverance to persist to this point. Only people like Chen Hao who have practiced to this level will know what kind of perseverance it takes to run to this point.
The four of them watched others continue to test on the sidelines, and by the way, they also rested, and there was no other arrangement anyway.
I don't know who came over on the playground with a whole football, and after the physical test, everyone who had nothing to do stepped forward to play with their feet.
Guan Xiaolong is empty, don't want it, sit on the ground and recuperate.
The space is limited, and the small field cannot be played. Several people put down rock-paper-scissors together, and the loser went to be the goalkeeper. Then take turns to shoot from outside the penalty area, and if you can't score, you go to be the goalkeeper.
After looking around, Guan Xiaolong couldn't help but laugh.
It's not that the kicking action is funny, it's just that Guan Xiaolong saw the goalkeeper of the iron-beaten camp. Almost everybody has been a goalkeeper because there's no one who can guarantee a goal percentage.
No one's wall is still kicked like this!
The free kick is really not aimed at anyone, you are all scumbags!
Chen Hao's feet are very hard, but he can't press the ball, and he is not good at arcing the arch of his feet, so the accuracy cannot be guaranteed. If you can eat the positive part, it is very powerful. But most of the balls he kicked were on the moon, so he didn't have to worry about it at all. However, Chen Hao felt very good about himself, and he experienced the pleasure of strength with his strong feet.
Jiang Yunbo has good physical strength, his footwork is also good, and he is a midfielder at first glance. But with his face, empty, the ball has no strength, and it is still more suitable for passing.
I'll just sit quietly and watch you kick and don't speak, hehe.
Guan Xiaolong still feels dizzy now, but it's much better than just now. After the stomach recovered, Guan Xiaolong drank all the remaining nutrients, and his strength gradually recovered, otherwise he would have been dizzy for at least half a day.
was watching the excitement, I don't know who kicked the goalpost, and the ball bounced to Guan Xiaolong.
I didn't want to scream, but the ball was going to roll to me, and I couldn't help it. I'm a low-key boy who never stands out, but now that I'm here, it's hard for me to suppress my unicorn arms oh no, unicorn feet! Hey......
Guan Xiaolong was lying on the right side of the goal, estimated at an angle of 45 degrees from the goal. It's a good place to pass the ball, not a good place to shoot. But Guan Xiaolong set the ball up and made it look like he was going to shoot.
"Take me to play one!" Guan Xiaolong shouted.
"You're a penman! If you want to play and shoot, you can shoot a ball over there! Chen Hao scolded.
Guan Xiaolong looked at the goal, gestured the angle with his hand like snooker, and said, "What should I do if I want to enter?" ”
"Xiaolong, are you recovering? Come here and shoot, you can only pass. Dai Hong persuaded.
"This kid's brain is broken, he's going to shoot! This angle can enter, I will give you 1000 yuan! Chen Hao said.
I rub, so look down on me? I'm a person who has been in the country for a long time, you know?
Since you are so rich, wouldn't it be cowardly if you don't accept the offer?
"Good! Then let's say okay, I'm going to score this goal, then you give me 1000! If you can't get in, I'll give you 1000! "Guan Xiaolong is also energetic.
"Pull it down, if you can't get in, just stop and guard the door!" Skinny monkey chirps. Chen Hao didn't believe that Guan Xiaolong could enter at all.
"Cut!" Guan Xiaolong felt insulted and shouted: "Everyone is optimistic, Lao Chen has a drink after scoring a goal." I can't get in, I'm in for a treat! ”
Is there such a good thing? You just shout "Treat!" "Come on.
After participating in the test, the friends gathered around to see the excitement here.
"I'll go, how do you shoot at this angle?"
"What kind of bragging is this guy, it's impossible to get in."
No one believed that this angle could be advanced.
Guan Xiaolong observed the goalkeeper in the goal, who was about the same size as Guan Xiaolong, and he knew which unlucky shot didn't go in by looking at the action, and he was turned to be the goalkeeper in the goal, and he was definitely not a professional goalkeeper. As long as he hits any angle in the top or bottom corner of the goal, I believe he will not make any save.
Guan Xiaolong has habitually sensed the preset flight path of the ball, and the reaction of his feet is clearly transmitted to the brain, this distance and this position, there is absolutely no problem.
"The physical test has been tired like that, at such a level, what kind of master is here? Cut! Chen Hao was sarcastic.
"Xiaolong, if you want to play, let's play together, what are you bragging? Let's see how you get off the stage in a moment! Jiang Yunbo said behind Guan Xiaolong.
Hey!
"I'll show you now!" Guan Xiaolong got up.
Although everyone didn't believe it, everyone still showed an expectant expression the moment Guan Xiaolong shot the goal. Genius and madman are essentially the same, it is a genius who succeeds, and a madman who fails. Therefore, everyone wants to see whether Guan Xiaolong is a genius or a madman.
They got an answer very quickly.
Bang.
The ball raised by Guan Xiaolong is not only full of strength, but also has a good arc. The ball went straight to the top right corner of the goal, and the goalkeeper didn't even make a move, staring dryly as the ball hit the crossbar and bounced into the net.