Chapter 1 I can't die, and my heart is relieved
Lin Hao, known as the fat man, is a big fat man of 1.92 meters. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info today at midnight on December 23, 2012, a night destined to be extraordinary, because he decided to jump off the building.
Why jump off a building?
Because, this morning, he confessed to a girl he had admired for a long time, and the girl said, "Fat man, if you want me to be your girlfriend, then wait for the next life." The fat man couldn't wait, so he decided to jump off the building and go to the next life ahead of schedule.
Lin Hao jumped from the second floor, according to the biological description: fat has the effect of buffering, decompressing and protecting internal organs. So according to common sense, Lin Fat's fat is enough to protect him from a minor injury.
But I don't know why, at the moment he jumped, a blue light flashed, turning his head and tail upside down, and he died like this.
Lin Hao went to heaven and asked, "Is there a place for me here?" I'm here to be reincarnated. β
The gatekeeper in front of the gate of heaven shouted: "Get out of the way, can you go to heaven with your qualifications?" β
Lin Hao asked stupidly: "Aren't my qualifications quite good?" β
The uncle looked disdainful and said, "Okay, I'll ask you a question: Do you know what our heaven is best at?" β
Lin Hao frowned and said, "It should be arranged for those who had good intentions in the previous life in the next life!" β
The uncle laughed and said, "Idiot Sao Nian, I don't know this." Paradise is most famous for making umbrellas, and China's well-known trademark Heaven Umbrella is not known. The qualifications are really bad enough. β
Lin Hao shouted: "TMD! "I was kicked in front of the door of the underworld by Uncle Heaven.
Lin Hao was about to speak, but Hades raised his hand to interrupt him and said, "Heaven just called me, so be it!" I also have a question: what is the most eaten food in the underworld? β
Lin Hao had a flash of inspiration and said: "I know, every reincarnated person needs to drink Meng Po soup, yes, the answer is Meng Po soup." β
Hades smiled and said, "Young man 2B, it must be the incense of ingots and candles!"
Lin Hao looked confused: Where should I go and follow.
Hades said, "There is no record of your death in the book of life and death, which proves that you are not dead." β
Lin Hao looked at Hades in confusion, and Hades sighed and said, "That's it, you and I are destined to meet each other, and I will give you something." After that, Hades stretched out his palm, and a ball of light appeared, and with a wave of his hand, the white light entered Lin Hao's body.
At this time, Lin Hao had already passed out. The little minion next to him asked Hades, "Boss, what did you give to that kid?" β
Hades said, "I didn't give him anything, that white light was nothing, I just played with that kid and made him happy." Hahahaha! β
Hades laughed and said silently: "People, you can only help yourself." β
In a separate ward, Lin Hao slowly opened his eyes, saw his parents crying, and said slightly: "Water." Lin Hao's parents were out of sight and exclaimed.
"Xiao Hao, why can't you think of Ah choosing to commit suicide, what do you do with your mother!" The woman wept and said.
Lin Hao said: "I was just blowing the wind on the balcony, and I was a little sleepy, and I accidentally fell down. β
Lin Hao's father said: "Then you can recuperate with peace of mind first, and then go to school when everything is well!" β
Although it was a reversal of his head and feet, in the end, Lin Hao's jump ended in a slight injury.
Lin Hao closed his eyes and recalled the dream just now, it felt so real, but what was that white light? Why doesn't it feel like anything?,Shouldn't it be a plug-in or something according to the plot?
Thinking about it like this, but gradually explaining that it is the greatest benefit that it is pregnant that it is impossible to die. After such a jump, Lin Hao's thoughts also quietly changed, and he began to mature, or he looked down on something.
Lin Hao recalled his life: his parents have a good way in business, although they are not as good as Ma Yun and Xu Jiayin, but they also have a net worth of one or two hundred million.
Since he was a child, he has been greedy for food, he is not very interested in other things, and his parents are well-educated, Lin Hao is usually quite low-key, but he has not been infected with bad habits. It's just that the 240 pounds of fat meat looks like a mountain of meat. It's been almost 18 years now, what should I do in the future? It's all confused.
The more Lin Hao thought about it, the more confused he became, it was really difficult to decide what to do in the future. Whether to inherit his parents' career or set up another faΓ§ade for himself, or to be a professional, the more Lin Hao thought about it, the more confused he became.
Suddenly Lin Hao knew what he was going to do, yes, it was to lose weight. I don't know what I'm going to do in the future, but I can't go wrong with making my body stronger and healthier. And after all, that fat doesn't look very good, and I don't like it very much.
A week later, Lin Hao was discharged from the hospital and returned to school to continue his classes, after all, he was a senior in high school, and the class was still quite intense.
"Fat man, confessed to the goddess, was rejected, and jumped off the building if he couldn't think about it. Comeon, don't be like this, next time I'll take you to find a few fat girls who can definitely bear your weight. A voice rang out.
"Fuck your uncle. Is Lao Tzu such a fragile person? Lin Hao pouted and said.
"Haha, just come back, if you have something to look for me, don't pay attention to Biting's mother-in-law." Ryuichi continued.
Chen Longyi, Lin Hao's sworn friend in school, the two fought for the last bowl of fish balls when they entered high school in their first year of high school, but they were finally bought by their senior brother. After that, he became a good buddy who ate with goods and escaped with disasters.
In fact, Lin Hao's popularity in the class is also good, because he loves to eat, Lin Hao always brings a lot of snacks, Lin Hao doesn't care, he likes to eat and share together, and his personality is also quite cheerful and easy-going, so he got a warm welcome from everyone after returning to class.
Lin Hao's No. 1 high school in the city is also one of the best high schools in the city, this is not Lin Hao's relationship to get in, but to be admitted to the city.
City No. 1 Middle School is located in a quiet and quiet area, not far from Lin Hao's home, the environment is also good, and many students like it here.
Lin Hao's high school grades are average, he is in the middle of the stream, he can barely get to the point, Lin Hao himself, including his parents, doesn't care too much about his grades, as long as he is healthy and happy, it's fine.
Therefore, Lin Hao listened carefully when he should be in class, and did his homework after class when he had time, and simply pulled it down if he didn't like it. So Lin Hao is in the kind of high school student who lives quite easily.
This is also one of the reasons why Lin Hao still thinks about beauties at such a tense moment in the third year of high school.
This Liu Biting is Lin Hao's junior high school classmate and used to be a classmate, but Liu Biting has always been cold and cold to Lin Hao, but she is not the kind she completely annoys.
In the last days of high school, Lin Hao finally made up his mind to confess, and he didn't let regrets stay in high school, so he confessed, in fact, Lin Hao also knew that it was impossible, but sometimes he always had a glimmer of hope. Now that everything is over, Lin Hao's heart is also relaxed, maybe confessing unsuccessfully is the best result.