Unexpectedly, before he could be happy for long, Xiao Keer said again, "I'm sorry, I underestimated you when I said you were shameless, you have no face at all, and you're only twenty-two years old?" Are you embarrassed to say? Do you know how old my uncle is? ”

"Twenty-five at least, right?" Zhang Kuan responded. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"NONO, LITTLE KERR WAVED HER HAND, "MY UNCLE IS ONLY EIGHTEEN YEARS OLD, OKAY?" Now you know why I said you have no face, right? My uncle is only eighteen years old, and you are twenty-two, so you are embarrassed to call yourself brother? I think the uncle is about the same. ”

This is detrimental and completely irrefutable.

Zhang Kuan was stunned for a while, looking at Tianjiaozi, this product is only eighteen years old? I'll go, do you want to be so pitted?

Doesn't it look like it? At least twenty-three or four, right?

"What? You don't believe it? Xiao Ke'er saw that Zhang Kuan's face kept changing, and she knew that he didn't believe it, but she didn't plan to explain, just said, "Do you think the cutest, smartest, most beautiful and charming little Lori in the world is lying to you?" ”

"No, no, no, how could my little sister lie to me." Although he still didn't believe it in his heart, Zhang Kuan's mouth still denied it.

After all, Xiao Keer is his target, and he naturally doesn't want Xiao Keer to hate him.

It's just that he didn't know that from the beginning, he was hated by Xiao Keer.

Xiao Keer's crying was just joking with Tianjiaozi, which made the journey more pleasant, but was directly interrupted by Zhang Kuan.

You say, can little Keer still be happy?

Apparently impossible.

"yes, you admit that I won't lie to you." Xiao Ke'er showed a sly smile, as if she was conspiring, "Since I'm not wrong, then do you say that you don't want any cheekiness?" Obviously older than the uncle, but he calls himself an older brother? I think it's better for you to call yourself uncle. ”

The corners of Zhang Kuan's mouth twitched fiercely.

He can't wait to slap himself in the mouth, okay, what did he say that his little sister wouldn't lie to me? Okay now, right? was directly named the uncle, which ruined his reputation for the rest of his life.

"So, uncle, do you really want to take me away now?" Little Kerr continued.

Facing Xiao Ke'er's poisonous tongue, Zhang Kuan hesitated, but looking at Xiao Ke'er's lovely face, he firmly believed, "That's right, little sister, come with me, I will definitely treat you better than your so-called uncle." ”

Now, Zhang Kuan has even changed his self-profess.

Originally, they were all big brothers, but now they are me.

There's no way around it.

After all, the identity of the big brother has been denied, so he can't really call himself an uncle, right?

He's not that old, okay?

At the age of twenty-two, he was in the prime of his life, and he had great ambitions, but he was defined as an uncle by Xiao Keer's poisonous tongue, which made Zhang Kuan depressed.

However, thinking that the eighteen-year-old Tianjiaozi had been turned into an uncle, he really had nothing to refute.

simply, calling me can be regarded as making him psychologically passable.

"Really?" Xiao Ke'er tilted her head, "But what if I don't believe it?" ”

Hearing that Xiao Ke'er seemed to be a little loose, Zhang Kuan was excited, and said directly, "Really, absolutely true, no matter what my little sister wants now, I will bring it for you." ”

This can be regarded as Zhang Kuan's guarantee to Xiao Keer.

To tell the truth, Zhang Kuan, as a Lolita, has countless things in the space ring in his hand that please little Lori at all times.

Such as dolls, puppets, lollipops, etc......

And he didn't think that Xiao Keer would make some demands that he couldn't do.

After all, in his eyes, little Lori is very simple.

There are only a few things I like, and the soft voice is easy to push down, and it's easy to deceive.

In this regard, Tianjiaozi could only mourn for Zhang Kuan for a few seconds.

Xiao Keer is not so easy to fool, but as everyone knows, how much suffering and tiredness he has suffered in order to please Xiao Keer? It is impossible to repeat in words.

"Well, then I want your life, you ...... Give? Xiao Ke'er still has a smile, looking harmless to humans and animals, but her words are trying to take people's lives, and the knife hidden in her smile is not so terrifying.

Zhang Kuan was also stunned for a while.

What is the requirement?

Want my life?

Is this a requirement that a little Lori should have?

And, still say it with such a smile?

"That, little sister, I didn't hear clearly, can you say it again?" Zhang Kuan swallowed a mouthful of spit, trying to verify whether he had heard it wrong.

"No problem." Xiao Ke'er smiled, squinted and said, "Can you give me your life?" ”

This time, Zhang Kuan heard clearly.

That's right, Zhe little Lori is serious, she really wants her life.

Zhang Kuan's head was stunned, and he didn't know how to organize the language to answer for a while.

Say yes?

Just kidding, he didn't want to die that early.

Although he likes Lori, but his life is gone, what do you want Lori to do?

Say no?

Well, it's really untrustworthy.

Just now, he also said that no matter what Xiao Keer wanted, he would get it for her.

Obviously, Zhang Kuan didn't come up with Xiao Keer's request even if he wanted to break his head.

Otherwise, he would never boast about Haikou like that.

"What? Isn't it possible? Little Kerr was a little disappointed, well, at least, it looked really disappointed.

Of course, Tianjiaozi, who knows Xiao Keer's character, understands that this is also pretended.

After all, even if she looks so cute and charming, it is impossible for someone else to obediently give her life with a word, right?

Not to mention a person he doesn't know, even if he is a proud child, it is impossible to do it.

Zhang Kuan's disagreement was naturally expected.

Zhang Kuan did not answer Xiao Keer's seemingly inquiry.

Because, all the answers will become a cover-up.

In this case, it is better to deal with it in silence.

"Well, you can choose the second one." Xiao Ke'er spoke again, "That's to give me my uncle's life." ”

"Uncle? Is that him? Zhang Kuan pointed to Tianjiaozi and asked.

Little Kerr nodded.

This made Zhang Kuan dumbfounded again.

What the hell is going on?

Can't a little Lori's request be ordinary?

How did the whole corpse kill people?

Zhang Kuan is going crazy.

At the beginning, I wanted his life, and now I want the life of Tianjiaozi?

This little Lori doesn't take her name seriously at all?

Moreover, it doesn't matter if you want his life, after all, he has nothing to do with Xiao Ke'er, he just met.

And the life of the proud son? This is incomprehensible.

Because, no matter how you look at it, the relationship between Xiao Keer and Tianjiaozi is quite familiar, is it because of the slap just now? Turned against each other? This is the most likely reason for Zhang Kuan.

"That's right, it's him." Xiao Ke'er nodded, pointed at Tianjiaozi and said to Zhang Kuan, "As long as you kill the uncle, I will go with you, and let you be the ......."

After speaking, he threw a wink.

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