"Boring? Then let's play. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info: "I don't know where to draw a deck of cards.

"I'll go, uncle, where did you get the cards?" Xiao Ke'er's eyes widened, I didn't read it wrong, right?

"Hehe, it's sold in the shopping street." Tianjiaozi said casually, "How about it, do you want to play?" ”

"To play, of course to play." Xiao Ke'er nodded desperately, "However, there are five of us, what should we play?" ”

"Well, I won't play." Han Fei took the lead in saying.

"Big brother, don't count me in, fat man, I want to sleep." The fat man also spoke, this guy is day by day, if he doesn't fight monsters, he will sleep in addition to eating, and he is even lazier than a pig.

Due to the withdrawal of the two men, there are only three people left, Tianjiaozi, Xiao Keer, and Diao Chan.

"How about three people playing against the landlord?" Tianjiaozi asked.

"I think it's good to draw ghost cards." Little Kerr objected.

"Well, I also think it's more fun to draw ghost cards." Diao Chan also said.

Two votes to one, the landlord was directly vetoed.

It doesn't matter if they are arrogant, they can play whatever they want, and they should pass the time.

In fact, it's just to pass the time.

"yes, I won."

"yes, I won again."

"yes yes yes...... Or do I win. ”

After a few games, Xiao Keer won.

Tianjiaozi even suspected that the little girl was not cheating, right?

On his face, there were dark circles and small turtles.

Well, although it is only a pastime, there are also penalties for winning and losing.

Unfortunately, Tianjiaozi lost every game, and was scribbled on his face by Xiao Keer with a brush.

After a few games, Tianjiaozi almost couldn't recognize himself.

Is this still the handsome little white-faced man?

Is it okay to be completely black?

Tianjiaozi's face has been completely painted with ink.

"Uncle, don't hide, I haven't finished drawing yet?" Xiao Keer once won, picked up a paintbrush and scribbled on Tianjiaozi's face.

"Don't, Ke'er, let Uncle go." Tianjiaozi begged for mercy, "If you keep drawing, the uncle is really going to be black." ”

"Cut, what a black man, at most a black face." Little Kerr pouted.

"It's not okay to have a black face?" Tianjiaozi's mouth twitched.

"What's not to do? Could it be that the uncle discriminates against blackface, you must know that Bao Qingtian is also blackfaced? Little Kerr asked.

"What does this have to do with discrimination?" Tianjiaozi rolled his eyes, and directly took out a bag of water and poured it on his face.

After a while, the ink on his face was washed off.

Tianjiaozi has once again become a little white face.

"Ah, uncle, how can you be fooled?" Xiao Ke'er shouted dissatisfiedly, "I obviously said that it can't be washed off within an hour." ”

"Is there one? How come I don't remember? Tianjiaozi looked around, obviously not wanting to admit it.

"Uncle, you can't afford to lose." Little Kerr pouted angrily.

Tianjiaozi's eyes wandered, still looking around, but did not answer.

"Sister Diao Chan, you see, the uncle is so bad that he won't admit it if he loses?" Seeing that Tianjiaozi ignored herself, Xiao Ke'er directly pulled Diao Chan to complain, "So, Sister Diao Chan, I suggest you change your boyfriend, uncle is really unreliable." ”

Tianjiaozi, hehe, what is this? Dig into your own corners?

"Kerr, your little ass is itchy, isn't it? Looking for a fight? Tianjiaozi waved his hand and warned.

"Wow...... Sister Diao Chan, did you see it, the uncle still wants to beat me? With such a violent tendency, if you really marry an uncle, you will definitely be subjected to domestic violence. Little Kerr continued.

"Slap ......" slap sounded.

Tianjiaozi slapped Xiao Keer's little ass hard.

"Wow...... Uncle is a bad person, uncle beats Keer, uncle is a bad person, big bad person. Little Keer cried directly.

Tianjiaozi didn't comfort him, he knew that it was all Xiao Ke'er pretending.

Don't listen to the loud slaps, he really didn't use much strength, he would never hurt, let alone cry.

Obviously, all of this is Xiao Keer acting.

However, there are always people who don't understand this, and they are ready to come to a hero to save the United States.

Zhang Kuan is like that.

He rode his war pet and followed Tianjiaozi all the time, originally, nothing.

Until he saw Tianjiaozi slap Xiao Ke'er and beat Xiao Lori to tears?

How does this work?

How can Zhang Kuan, who is a Lolita, endure this?

Chong Guan was angry at Lori, and he was talking about people like him. 、

Without hesitation, Zhang Kuan jumped and jumped directly from the back of the war pet to the back of the little dragon, glared at Tianjiaozi viciously, pointed at him and scolded, "You beast, such a cute little Lori, you actually did it?" Are you still not human? ”

As soon as he appeared, he pointed at Tianjiao and scolded, completely standing on the commanding heights of morality.

For this kind of person, Tianjiaozi adopts an attitude of kicking and flying.

said that it is high-sounding, but in fact, isn't it just that I fell in love with Xiao Keer? Want to take it from him? Also said a big reasoning reason, bullshit.

"It's not your turn to care if I'm a human being, but I believe that soon, you won't be able to be a human being." Tianjiaozi's eyes were very dangerous, but Zhang Kuan turned a blind eye.

He looked at Xiao Ke'er, who had stopped crying, showed a kind smile, and said, "Little sister, if you are uncomfortable staying in this team, why don't you come to the big brother?" ”

I'll go, this is the foot of the thorn fruit's digging wall.

Tianjiaozi can't bear it.

"Uncle, someone wants to kidnap your cutest, beautiful, and full little Kerr." Xiao Ke'er ignored Zhang Kuan, but said to Tianjiaozi, "What are you going to do?" ”

"Little sister, how can you say it's abduction?" Zhang Kuan's face froze for a moment, and then he continued to say kindly, "Little sister, don't worry, follow the big brother, the big brother will definitely take good care of you, and he will definitely not beat you or scold you like your little white-faced uncle......"

"Puff......" Xiao Ke'er laughed directly, "Hey, you're really shameless, you still call yourself a big brother when you're old?" It's really shameless than an uncle. ”

"I rub, what does it have to do with me?" Tianjiaozi was speechless, Xiao Ke'er was quite happy to scold Zhang Kuan, but he didn't expect that before he was happy, he himself was scolded with him.

"I'm only twenty-two years old, so I shouldn't be too old, right?" Although he was humiliated, Zhang Kuan still looked kind, at least, on the surface, as for what he thought in his heart, hehe......

"Wow, you're twenty-two?" Xiao Ke'er opened her mouth wide exaggeratedly, "Please forgive me for misunderstanding you." ”

This sentence made Zhang Kuan frown, and he thought that Xiao Keer was ready to agree to go with him.

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