Emperor Xu took great care of Concubine Wen who was about to "leave", and recalled that Concubine Wen had said that day: "If you encounter a frightened horse, a donkey is furious, a cow becomes crazy, and even a gangster robs the road, and a drunkard gets drunk...... Therefore, he ordered that Concubine Wen and Concubine Wen should not leave the palace for half a step, which instantly suffocated Concubine Wen, but fortunately, with memories, stories and good books, Concubine Wen immediately adapted to this oppression.

The moon is shining, the smoke is blowing, Concubine Wen invited all the sisters to tell the story and condense the hearts of the beauties.

"Long live, the beauties in the deep palace are either from the mountains or from the riverside, if we are imprisoned within the high walls of this side, it is really inappropriate, and now, we have been imprisoned, we only dare to obey orders, how dare we disobey? Tell a story to help us suppress the shock, because there is a lot of world in the story. Concubine Wen stroked the child who was still jumping in her womb, and said happily, in fact, she wanted to take a break, and she also wanted her sister to know more stories, so as not to make life boring.

"I just read an interesting story today, the story happened in the era of Song Taizu, I want to share it with the concubines, please open their own story bags, ready to pack the story." Emperor Xu commanded loudly.

The two brothers Xu Kai and Xu Xuan and Xu Xi, a native of Jiangning, are known as the "Three Xu", (Note, Xuan, the sound is the same as "Xuan", similar to the crane of later generations, the copper utensils of Qiding. They were very famous in Jiangnan, and they were all famous in the court for their erudition and learning, and Xu Xuan was the most famous. Once, it happened that Jiangnan sent Xu Xuan to pay tribute, and according to the custom, the imperial court needed to send officials to supervise and accompany him, and the ministers of the court and China were timid because their eloquence was not as good as Xu Xuan. Even the prime minister could hardly have a suitable candidate to deal with Xu Xuan, so he asked Song Taizu for instructions. After hearing this, Song Taizu said: "You step aside for the time being, and I will choose a suitable person myself." After a while, the eunuch publicized that the front secretary of the palace listened to the order and asked him to report the list of ten illiterate palace attendants. Both the DPRK and the central government were amazed. The prime minister did not dare to ask for any more instructions, for fear of long nights and dreams, so he urged the person who was ordered to leave immediately. The attendant in front of the palace who was selected by the royal pen sent him as an envoy for some reason, but he could not get any explanation, so he had to cross the river. At first, Xu Xuan's words were like clouds, the onlookers were stunned, and the palace attendants were even more unable to cope, so they had to nod their heads, Xu Xuan didn't know his depth, and insisted on talking to the waiter. They lived together for a few days, but the waiter still didn't answer Xu Xuan, Xu Xuan was exhausted at this time, and he didn't say anything anymore, I really don't know what kind of medicine this master sells in his gourd, and I don't know what sect this mysterious person is in. ”

"Just like Xiucai meets a soldier, and like a martial arts hero swinging his fist to hit a cotton bag, heroes are useless, this Xu Xuan is really the most pitiful person." Concubine Wen sighed.

The beauties were completely amused by this story, only the third sister was self-aware, and said angrily: "I think that in this harem, Banzai and Empress Wen are a pair of living Xu Xuan, and our beauties are this unknown waiter in front of the palace who pretends to be deep." ”

"It's still my Qi Tianle that is the most unusual, and he has an innocent childlike spirit that attracts Bendi."

"Then tonight, the third sister will accompany you." Concubine Wen offered a plan.

"Quasi-play!" Hu Meiren and Emperor Xu left in the envious eyes of all the beauties, and Concubine Wen also returned to the palace to rest in the resentment of the beauties, she just wanted her ears to be pure, and she meditated for herself with a sentence to guide the slightly disturbed heart - "Out of sight, out of mind, not upset, ears without hearing, not confused." "Leave the other beauties complaining.

"Hey, obviously listening to the story, listening to it, even the storyteller was abducted, I can't see that the third sister is so powerful."

"Concubine Wen, Queen Wen, Queen, or our demon girl, a few days ago, I thought I had descended to earth, but I didn't expect to be released from the demon cave by someone."

"Flop, draw lots, this card has not been turned over by Banzai, and now, it is the turn of this demon queen to turn her mouth."

"Oh, dead hooves, I've heard that if you want to eat and marry a daughter-in-law, everything is a matter of days, and we can't compete with the queen." The eighth sister turned the tide, and everyone calmed down and went back to the palace to rest.

The third sister didn't dare to use mosquitoes anymore, Emperor Xu smelled the fragrance of flowers in the garden, Qi Tianle was a little jealous, and asked boldly: "Long live, this little mosquito actually used countless flowers to scare them off, and the concubine dared to ask a question." ”

"What's the problem?" Emperor Xu was very curious, but he didn't expect that this simple-minded concubine also loved to learn.

"When I was a child, I guessed a riddle, which I made up by the people in my hometown, please listen carefully, 'Because of you, hit me, because of me, hit you, hit you, it hurts me, it hurts you, it hurts my blood.'" ”

"Hahaha, this riddle is awesomely compiled, like a love poem, Rong Zhen think about it."

After a while, there it was! "Fight mosquitoes! Is that right? ”

"Yes, 'mosquitoes', 'mosquito fighting', it's all right."

Emperor Xu, who couldn't help but be overjoyed, immediately performed scenes of fighting mosquitoes on Hu Meiren, which made Hu laugh and said angrily: "I didn't expect that Banzai, who has always been serious, has never even fought mosquitoes." ”

"It's late at night, love concubine, it's you who love, it's me who is beautiful, haha, let's go to bed." Emperor Xu's face was proud and intoxicated, and he finally understood what Concubine Wen said: 'As long as you use Chinese culture flexibly, you will have endless fun and never be troubled.' Thinking of this, he once again thought strongly of Concubine Wen.