Chapter 3: Running at Night
"Hey, Lao Wen, after playing so many ladders, it should be done in moderation...... I can't blame you for losing this time, anyway, you can't beat that poison thief, you can't even stop him with a knife...... Besides, I didn't expect you to have that kind of preference, and I couldn't bear to attack a depressed and perverted teenager......"
Su Weasel said to Lao Wen, who was hiding in the [Shining Gold Town Infantry] card, Lao Wen was silent when he came back from the battlefield, and he didn't respond under such stimulation. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
Su Weasel has been mixed in the penultimate area of the novice 25 area to fight fatigue, and the most common thing he usually sees is some fish-man, elf, etc., which are chaotic and disorganized, and there is no variety of tactics to speak of.
After all, if a novice player has not decided which class to choose in the future and rashly uses valuable dust to craft class-specific cards, if they accidentally change classes and dismantle the previous card, the system will only return a small part (25%) of the dust spent on crafting, which is a waste of limited resources. Looking at the exclusive outfit prepared by the shallow death, he must have made up his mind to become a thief! I didn't know the thief's exclusive card [Poison], so I suffered a big loss. In fact, there is no way to deal with poison, as long as an antidote is prescribed -- bah blah blah -- as long as there is a meat shield to block the two dagger attacks dipped in poison, and when the effect of the poison wears off, you can safely and boldly counterattack -- and the poison cannot be used repeatedly like gutter oil.
He was frustrated and blamed himself, many cards still didn't know much, and he needed to be beaten to remember clearly.
It's past 00:00, which means that the power rankings on this month's exciting Golden Hearthstone have been updated!
Look at a few happy and a few sad.
On the other side of the dormitory, the anchors on the Internet have already begun to bustle their achievements.
At the last moment, a streamer who got his wish to become a third-level anchor is seizing the opportunity to taunt another fourth-level anchor who has failed to hit the third-level streamer.
The anchors are teasing each other, for fear that they will not cut up, and the audience will also take this opportunity to pinch and carnival on the barrage, in short, the show effect is very good.
The three people in the dormitory also quarreled over what barrage to participate in.
I look at it, just brush "third-level anchor, monthly income of millions"!
No, brush "6666666"!
No, brush "Whoever typed the word gluttony, I think he was his father", someone will definitely be fooled! We'll make a lot of money!
Cut, it's better to brush, three fee coins jump into the mountains to fish!
It's not good, you still need people to cooperate, I see, just brush the ghouls all over the mountain!
If you can't make a decision in the quarrel, everyone is a Hearthstone player, but it's simple, just start talking with friends, choose the fatigue-free mode, and the three people who don't have cards will fight each other in the virtual scene.
In the end, of course, our fitness man Zhang Yichi won, he has a strong physique, a wild face, and firm eyebrows, but at this time the ink was inked for a long time, and finally held back a sentence - "Who is the legend, you all have to go to him?" ”
I always feel that there is an inexplicable cold air flow around me.
"Silly hangers, let me tell you, I'm going to go to the Golden Hearthstone Square now to see the latest rankings."
The other two silently returned to their blood, Zhang Yichi gasped or tried to show a strange tone and asked, "Wouldn't it be nice to watch the live broadcast with us here?" ”
"No, I'm going to go to the Golden Hearthstone Square to see it in person!"
It's such an exciting time, how can you be a keyboard warrior?
Su Weasel rushed downstairs, but the door of the dormitory was ruthlessly closed at 23:30.
If you want to get out, you have to climb down from the balcony.
It doesn't matter, looking for weapons in the virtual world, Su Weasel has already developed a good skill. He carefully kicked the guardrails of the third-floor balcony, the air conditioner, and everything else where he could put his feet, and he was careful not to touch the invisible wounds left by the battle with the poison thieves.
In the last step, holding the pillar and flying straight down, when he almost grinded himself like a eunuch and was unconscious, Su Weasel finally fell to the ground with a "poof".
"Whew"! He patted the dust off his body.
Let's go, let's go, go to the Golden Hearthstone Square!
Unexpectedly, I bumped into a tall figure head-on-huh? Which one of the same people? Looking at it, Su Weasel was so frightened that he almost flew up, and the person in front of him was his squad leader, Liangyi Yishan.
The falling flowers and wind and rain hurt the spring even more, so it is better to take pity on the people in front of you!
Liangyi has long black hair and a shawl, beautiful facial features, tall and long legs, tall and dusty, full of a solemn atmosphere that is not stained with dust, and the demure temperament and black clothes set off the fair and delicate face. The grades and family background are all at the first-class level of the college. The Liangyi squad leader, who has strict management methods, does not have much intersection with the people in the class in private, but speaking of which, there are a lot of intersections with the problem boy Su Weasel because of various problems - for example, at this time, he was arrested by sneaking out.
Don't think about meeting a beautiful woman in the early morning! Think about how to get rid of her clutches!
Only when you get to the golden hearthstone can you heal your wounded body and mind!
"Ah, it's 2113...... No, no, wait a minute, you can't just call the squad leader a nickname, you'll be beaten to death-"Ah, it's the squad leader!" It's so late, are you out to parkour too? Don't catch a cold, go back and get some clothes. ”
Well, the scale is just right, the sentence is smooth, and it is reasonable.
Liang Yi Yi stared straight at Su Weasel with a pair of big eyes, and said with a sinking face: "Su Weasel, tomorrow our college has an important career and life planning class, everyone must be there, you are still running out to play games, don't you want to go to tomorrow's class?" ”
"No, I didn't play a game, I just jumped out of the building to enjoy the moon for a while...... Star...... Cloud! After speaking, I felt that I was not confident enough.
Damn, where can you see half a moon or half a star in this dim sky? Haze, it's all weird haze!
"Quibbling with me? The counselor specifically instructed me to watch you at the end of this month, and not to let you run around, you ran out last month and were almost given a drunken uncle...... Alas, can you forget this kind of thing? ”
Alas, alas, Liangyi squad leader, please don't omit the number of words in key places, okay! The drunken uncle has to say that he is [an old wine fairy], so he wants to be beaten by him to see if he really has the strength of 5 attacks!
Last month, he fought alone in the Hearthstone novice zone, exhausted to death, jumped off a building to look at the rankings, and was so disheartened that he couldn't concentrate, and was almost deceived by his uncle who drank too much.
This month, I finally got to level 1, and with Lao Wen's help, I am ready to make a comeback and enter the top 100.
If the Liangyi squad leader was in another class, Su Weasel would definitely give her a thumbs up and praise her for being a good squad leader who fulfilled her duties. And now, when it came to her head, she just wanted to mutter that she was nosy, and when the words came to her mouth, she saw Liangyi staring at her fierceness with her waist crossed, and swallowed the words alive, not daring to say a word more.
God, why do you do this to me? This time, you won't even have the opportunity to see the list for the first time, right? The Liangyi squad leader is almost the Deathwing-like boss in Hearthstone, how can I be the enemy, should I be ready to retreat, think of a subtle barrage, so that I can go back and argue with my roommates who watched the live broadcast?
"Don't be angry, squad leader, I just want to take a look at the golden hearthstone, I'll be back as soon as I see it, it'll be fine - good night squad leader, goodbye squad leader!"
"Come less."
Liangyi Yi grabbed Su Weasel's ears as soon as he was about to run, and forcibly dragged him back.
In the midst of the severe pain, Su Weasel was accustomed to staying calm and calm, and at close range, he carefully estimated the height of Liangyi Yiyi's shirt, and felt the wonderful cool touch in his ears - and Liangyi squad leader can grow as tall, it is really the so-called fate of the world!
This scene, if it was seen by the idiot boys in the class, it would definitely be a burst of envy - "Ah, this guy Su Weasel can actually use his ears to have intimate contact with the Liangyi squad leader!" ”
Su Weasel couldn't care about the "enjoyment" of others, and begged the squad leader to let him go.
"It's not me talking about you, you run to see the physical list in a panic every month, but has it ever been on the list? It is better to put the main mind on studying. ”
Su Weasel said in a low voice: "Squad leader, didn't you go to college before, and now you just went to school......"
"Sophistry!"
Ah, it looks like the ears are going to be broken.
"Moreover, not everyone can achieve a very powerful level with a little effort like the class leader......"
Eat me this trick, sycophant attack!
Sure enough, it was effective, and the Liangyi squad leader frowned when he heard it.
Ears, please hold on a little longer!
In any case, you must see the list on the Golden Hearthstone with your own eyes to be willing, otherwise, you will miss the turning point in your life in vain.
Ah, life's
"You ......" Liangyi habitually raised a few octaves and pulled hard, which was a little more painful than the poison dagger that came in from the shallow death! He couldn't help but shout!
"My ears!"
The ear, one of the human organs, is located at the back of the eye, which has the function of distinguishing vibrations, and can convert the sound emitted by vibrations into nerve signals, which are then transmitted to the brain for processing. In terms of celebrities with ears, Van Gogh has one ear, there are many with two ears, hot pot with three ears, and Nie Er with four ears......
Are you going to join One Ear and become a respected handicapped Hearthstone player? Liangyi, do you want to spend your whole life supporting me?
"It hurts!"
A couple in the bushes next to them was noisy by Su Weasel, and they came out of their heads, looking at a girl twisting a boy's ear and talking, thinking that it might be a couple playing with heavy mouths, so they silently retracted their heads and made no sound.
Liangyi was a little embarrassed, afraid that Su Weasel would wake up more people around the dormitory if this continued, and seeing that Su Weasel had just won the penultimate place in the college, and even had to make up classes on weekends, it was really pitiful. Being next to him can also ensure that he returns safely as soon as possible and does not do anything more stupid.
"Okay, okay, this time be merciful, let you go," Liangyi let go of his hand, "Say okay first, and go back to school immediately after seeing the golden hearthstone." ”
Ears are online again!
"Well, if my name doesn't have my name on the golden hearthstone, I'll come back right away, and if—I mean, if it has my name, I'll come back right away after I get my reward."
"Okay, okay, there's a lot of nonsense, I'll go with you."
Ha?
Accompany me?
Su Weasel suddenly had the illusion that Liangyi accompanied him to see how the two babies in the school did on the first exam.
The baby must do well in the test and show it to the mother who is working hard to take care of the family!