Su Weasel started the online matching, while recalling and summarizing the mistakes he made in the previous battle - well... Kindness... There doesn't seem to be anything wrong with it. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info sure enough, the opponent can get away with defeating himself, and there is only one reason why "the cards are much better than themselves". Thinking about the people who are his opponents, they are really a little anxious and panicked for them. Of course, if it is a situation such as a blue screen drop, a tsunami, an earthquake, etc., you can shout out that you are jealous of the talent.

The virtual machine is turned on. On the display, all the names of the opponents that can be matched are scrolling rapidly in the sound of "Plug Dulu-Lulu, Dulu-Dulu-Lulu-", which is also mixed with some witticisms made up by Blizzard programmers, such as the little boy who sells cockroaches, the Death Star Man who doesn't drink coffee, etc., and then begins to slow down, "Woo Woo Stunned - Ang", like a big turntable whose strength has disappeared, and finally, slowly freeze on the [equal opponent] A few big characters......

Match your opponent!

Please give me a player who is in a hurry to go out!

The two sides stepped into a boxy chessboard battlefield together.

The battlefield chessboard this time is the scenery of Griffin City, the sky is blue and cloudless, and a big griffin squatting at the door is screaming loudly, flapping its wings and ready to fly, but its feet seem to have been interrupted by someone with a heart and cannot be started, becoming a poignant landscape. On the city walls, flags embroidered with the insignia of the alliance flutter in the wind, and the strongholds of both sides are a two-story bell tower with royal blue tiles, surrounded by some yellow straw stacks as decorations, which is the boundary of the chessboard, the area where the cards are ready to be drawn.

Su Weasel's ears heard a notification of the system, and he was playing against a thief called "Shallow Death", and the level badge was also a chicken.

Ah, it's a thief, I've heard of it for a long time, it's a cold-blooded profession with a super high instant damage output!

The thieves are in the pavilion and ask who is so poor! In the last game, he encountered such a terrible high-level professional, and the poor Su Weasel was really a little unlucky.

The thief is the only profession that can bring his own weapons without a weapon card, and is highly sought after by Hongxing people, so his professional badge has always been in demand, and those who can get this badge should not be mixed in District 25 for a long time! Su Weasel had never faced thieves before, and he was seriously inexperienced, so he had to check the relevant information.

[Thief] - aka Stalker. As early as 2,000 years ago, in the Analect Era, there were thieves named thieves in our country, hundreds of years earlier than the Western world, laying a solid foundation for the study of folklore, criminology, and criminal psychology in our country. In addition, other well-known thieves include the stage name Gu Kami Flea, the stage name Thief Saint Hakuyudo, the stage name Swallow Li San, and the strange thief Kidd who is active in the present-day Izumo Province, and so on.

Thieves, according to their nature, can be divided into robbery, robbery, stealing, and mixed; According to its origin, it can be divided into a thief family type, a halfway monk type, a forced Liangshan type, and a trick type; According to their age, they can be divided into small thieves, hairy thieves, old thieves, dog thieves, and so on.

Next, we will introduce our general methods of dealing with thieves, the first is to call the police in time and not hesitate, the second is to raise the awareness of prevention and not to slack off, the third is to strengthen one's own exercise and not to be lazy, and the fourth is to ensure that the soul is pure and not treacherous......

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…… All in all, it's my own fault to meet thieves?

Wow, what the hell! It's written about hair!

How the hell am I going to fight the thieves!

It seems that the only way to do this is to rely on your own tactics - to kill this thief in the way in the bright day!

Su Weasel stood in front of the bell tower on his side, and there was still no card to change in the preparation stage for the card change, so he only needed to grab the only [Shining Gold Town Infantry] floating in the air.

Therefore, taking advantage of the free time to wait for the change of cards, Su Weasel pulled out a flagpole of Blizzard City of the right length in front of the bell tower, tore the flag, and carried it on his shoulder. Well, it's up to you for this battle! - Su Weasel, who is not equipped with weapons, uses local materials in the scene every time, so his hands-on ability has also been trained.

Will this flagpole of Blizzard, a symbol of justice, be able to fight against the weapons of the evil thieves? I'm really nervous.

Let's just hit him, and if I hit him...... If it's critical, it might be able to do a lot of damage. However, if you encounter a strange-shaped retinue, where can you find the key points......

As soon as a crystal had passed, Su Weasel quickly threw out the card that summoned Lao Wen [Shining Gold Town Infantry].

"Ding-bang"!

All I heard was the sound of a violent shield being raised. Then Lao Wen howled weakly:

"Prepare for battle!"

He made a stinky face at Su Weasel, impatience and weariness written on his face, while his mouth whirred and gasped, and he slowly took off his heavy medieval-style helmet.

"Ahem," Su Weasel said as he introduced the battle situation to Lao Wen with a serious expression, "Old Wen, the opponent is a rare thief who is good at waiting for an opportunity and taking control of the situation...... In this way, we have to change our tactics and not attack in a hurry. Wait and see what kind of entourage the other party has, and then find a chance to beat him! ”

"Stinky boy, are you an idiot?" ，

Huh?

"If you want to change your tactics against a new class, I just don't care...... But have you forgotten that no matter which class you're playing against, your deck is already exhausted, and you lose a lot of fatigue every turn, so if you're not afraid to die, just wait here! ”

Oh, so I forgot about fatigue!

Bo'er......

-1！

A red prompt number floated on Su Weasel's head, and his body began to feel tired.

Lao Wen sighed and said: "You see, I'm very afraid that the thieves on the other side will adopt the tactic of 'although you are as tired as you, but finally sneak up on you', it will be very unfavorable to us, so we must face it head-on as soon as possible!" ”

"Okay, Old Wen!"

"Let's go!"

"Let's go!"

The two of them rushed forward "a lot".

"Stinky boy, this time we still carry out the tactic codenamed 'Please respect the old and love the young, and catch it'!"

"Understood! If there is only one tactic, next time you trouble Lao Wen, you can say it bluntly! ”

"Stinky boy, using a code name is the basic quality of combat!"

When I arrived at the center of the battlefield, I saw a miserable, pale-faced young man standing opposite, dressed in a gray linen cloak that traveled at night, holding a dagger in each hand, sneering at Su Weasel evilly, as if the round was not over yet.

Su Weasel did not doubt that he had him, and he was overjoyed. Oh ho ho, I can't think of it, I can't think of it, the last game can catch a player who doesn't have an entourage, he also thinks that the rule mechanism is that the more you match the opponent in the back, the stronger it is, although this person has professional skills, but there is no entourage, no wonder it's mixed here!

Hurry up, victory is ahead!

"Old Wen, let's go!"

Unexpectedly, Lao Wen looked at the shallow death, as if he had fallen into an evil spirit, he paused straightly, and froze and did not move.

Standing in the wind, his hair fluttered, and his expression became resolute, revealing more and more the posture of a proud and elegant warrior, and he radiated a strange look.

"Hey, old Wen, what's wrong with you! Wake up, wake up! Don't be fooled by this impotent man! ”

Old Wen still looked affectionately at the light color direction.

-2！

"It makes me so sad! I've already lost my tiredness twice, old Wen, let's hurry up! ”

It turns out that what fascinates Lao Wen is this type, no wonder Lao Wen can kill all kinds of female entourage!

Everything makes sense!

Su Weasel was so angry that the flagpole in his hand danced vigorously, and he couldn't wait to fight a decisive battle with an opponent who was more attractive than himself!

Suddenly, Lao Wen's expression became more solemn again, and at the same time he took action!

Turning gracefully, it was so swift and graceful that did not match his age, and he walked straight to the back!

Su Weasel wiped his eyes, he was indeed not mistaken-Lao Wen! - It was indeed walking back, and the armor was clanging, and there was no intention of fighting.

"Old Wen, what you said about fighting bravely!"

Lao Wen turned around and said firmly: "Stinky boy, I have some things to do, I'll leave it to you first, I'll go first!" ”

Is the plot of a drama supposed to be like this? Old Wen, you are wrong, right? It's "leave it to me first, lord, go quickly", right? Say it again!

-4

Numbers floated on Su Weasel's head again, and he felt a severe wave of fatigue and dizziness.

I can't understand even more, what urgent matter happened to Lao Wen and needs to go back to the battle? Shouldn't it be to go back and get the household registration book to get married?

The other party hasn't left his entourage yet, so Lao Wen left him first, which shows that it is true love.

The boss is not a big person, and it's not such a way to find a partner, it's really unreassuring!

The [taunt] ability is meant to protect the lord so that the enemy can't hurt a single hair of my hair!

The two daggers in the thief's hand looked different from just now, and there was something green and sticky dripping down the tip of the dagger.

"Hey, the other side, you just secretly cut a kiwi with a dagger and ate it, right!

Ha?

Shallow looked up in confusion.

"Oh my God! You don't know how to wash it! You unhygienic, fruit-loving idiot! ”

The cold-blooded killer, shallow and sneered, stretched out his scarlet tongue, and cooperatively made a set of actions to lick the dagger in the air, as if it was indeed dipped in some delicious slurry.

Wow, what a perverted fruit killer!

"Ignorant child, you are dying!"

The thief attacked with his mouth, followed by the attack in his hand, and the two green daggers had flashed to this side of the battlefield.

-5！

Damn, I only have half of my blood left before I can fight!

As a novice who hasn't yet learned the skill skills, he should have a set of armor that fits well.

He called out to Lao Wen at the top of his voice: "I said Lao Wen, you can hide, so I can throw a shield to your lord or something!" ”

There was no movement at all.

No way!

The thieves here are already in place, but as a villain, they are not verbose at all, raising their daggers and stabbing at Su Weasel.

With a sound of "listening", Su Weasel used the flagpole to set up the dagger, not paying attention to the movement of the other dagger.

Stroked, his other arm immediately opened a gap, as a thief's professional weapon dual-wielding dagger, normally, Su Weasel is going to lose 1 point of blood, then he still has 14 points of blood left.

Unexpectedly, a -3 data prompt floated out of Su Weasel's head, accompanied by a sharp pain on his body - although the holographic damage feeling has been reduced a lot, if the damage itself is very heavy and the player's level is not enough, it will also cause a lot of pain.

What a situation!

Is this season coming to an end, and the server has been squeezed out of bugs, and the damage is off the charts?

He didn't block anymore, raised the flagpole and hit the head of the shallow wreath, the shallow wreath was already very tired, and his reaction at this time was a little slower than that of Su Weasel, although he dodged, he was still hit in the shoulder.

-0.1！

No way!

Su Weasel scolded in his heart, this B is open! The flagpole in his hand is still dancing wildly.

Knock you to death! Knock you to death!

Tell you to seduce Lao Wen! Tell you to seduce him!

-0.1

-0.1

-0.1

……

At first, he was still a little afraid of the opponent who had been talking nonsense on the other side, thinking that he was holding some amazing mysterious weapon, but he didn't expect that the flagpole hit him but he didn't feel it at all, and when it hit Su Weasel, there were two real -3s.

He couldn't help but sneer contrivedly again, steady.

Su Weasel complained bitterly, he was stabbed by two poisonous daggers, and he was bloodless all of a sudden, the other party was smashed by the flagpole without pain, and he had no function of replenishing blood and nourishing his face, so to speak, the outcome has been decided.

Su Weasel finally gave up resistance, and with a body of venom, he chose to raise the white flag.

"I admit it, you won!"

"Good fight."

The corners of his mouth rose slightly, he put away his weapon, and picked up his Hearthstone card, which says [Poison]—to give your weapon poison and +2 weapon damage.

The two sides quickly left the virtual battlefield, only to hear a "bang", and the chessboard stirred like overturned oil paint, and disappeared without a trace in less than a second.

System Settlement:

Player [Shallow Death] wins, Ladder Points +5.

Player [Snooze Shaman] is defeated, and the Ladder Points are -5.

(uh...... The default random name of the system, Su Weasel has one more chance to change his name and has not used it)

[Shaman of Snooze] gains 1 combat experience and upgrades to level 2 8/100

Gain 0 gold

Alas, it's time to settle the rankings, and at the end of the game, I lost a game, I was deducted 5 points, and my body was pricked with a faint pain, and I couldn't draw it, I couldn't draw it.

Hum! It's just this extent, and it doesn't shake my conviction in the slightest!

Su Weasel had a bit of luck and a bit of curiosity, and still wanted to see the changes in the strength list at the first time. Shallow Death that B is so powerful, a single shadow can only kill people invisibly, I think it should be the player at the top of the ranking list in the level 25 district, and I lost to him by a slight disadvantage, so I will probably hover around the second or third in the whole district!