The story of course begins a long, long time ago. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Probably when Blizzard was just starting to operate the virtual reality construction - World of Warcraft, the evil forces that didn't know what to do began to invade, and the demons had to destroy all the land of the quiet and peaceful Blizzard Kingdom.

As an outpost of Blizzard City, the capital of the Blizzard Kingdom, Shining Gold Town is the main fortress of Generalissimo Wendsol and their battle.

In the protracted and arduous battle against demons and black dragons, Lao Wen and several other old friends who fought side by side, a group of heroes known as the original Paladin, accumulated a lot of experience points, and each of them experienced the most powerful Hearthstone cards - "Ah, legend! "The Immortal Orange Card.

After completing the feat of repelling the forces of evil, the Orange Cards

Entrusted with the military leadership of the younger generation of Zika generals, they returned to their hometowns and reunited in the town of Shining Gold, and unanimously decided that the next major task was to sleep well, rest well, and prepare for the next evil invasion that might happen at any time.

While sleeping, in order to prevent being re-summoned to the battlefield by real-life Hearthstone players, they carefully hid their exclusive weapons and items needed for summoning, leaving only a group of Heroic Spirits to begin an epic hibernation.

Originally, everyone slept well, but one day, Generalissimo Wendsol was woken up by the sound of the killing of the recruits training in Shining Gold Town, and since then he has insomnia and can no longer sleep, and finding the sleeper of the Naga clan and the druid in the Emerald Dream Realm has no effect, because this is just the special item needed to summon Wendsol to appear - [the call sign of the infantry in Shining Gold Town].

So he woke up silently alone, and found that he hadn't slept for an unknown amount of time - the vicissitudes of life, the northern border of Blizzard Country, because of the poor protection of the ecological environment, had been buried by the sandstorm, and Shanjin Town became sparsely populated, ranking first in the first batch of "extremely poor towns" announced by Blizzard Country, that is, the so-called, the penultimate first.

He was heartbroken and ready to make a comeback in his second hometown, Shanjin Town, but unfortunately, there were no mountains here, only a piece of yellow sand.

He wants to go back to the orange card first, but his memory is not very good, and all kinds of markers about the clues to the burial location that he has carefully buried are all covered by thick sand, and he doesn't know how many layers he has covered, and he can't see anything clearly.

In the desert, he tried hard to explore and discover, but he couldn't find the orange gem and exclusive weapon that he was responsible for hiding in the first place—so he had to accept the reality of being a normal infantry card.

"So...... In this way, I was a wise person, and finally I was distributed by the system into the hands of a stupid idiot......"

Su Weasel also empathized and said: "Lao Wen, you are a generalissimo of an anti-demon hero, and in the end you actually fell into the hands of a stupid idiot, and you have to listen to his blind command...... Woo woo, it's pitiful to think about......"

"Stinky boy, you still have the cheekiness to interrupt me, don't you! After that, I hibernated...... Listen to me continue ......"

It turns out that as a legendary card character, he has developed the habit of hibernating, unable to maintain the card image for too long, after encountering the right opportunity, his comrades will also wake up again, as long as they find the weapons and summons that were buried at that time, they can reincarnate into orange cards, and continue to bring the powerful power to dispel evil and maintain light.

A few days ago, Su Weasel's excessive card battles, facing enemies with weapons, taunts, and holy shield abilities in turn, seemed to wake up one of Lao Wen's old friends from his slumber.

Oh...... That's why Lao Wen is so soulless, it turns out that he is a comrade-in-arms who has been reunited for a long time, and he is going to come out to meet.

"Why didn't that old man just come out and whisper here to teach me a lesson? Could it be that he is a legendary knight...... Keyboard Man!? ”

"Stinky boy, didn't I tell you, because I couldn't find the buried weapon, because I was afraid of being summoned by someone inexplicable to disturb my sleep, their things, cards, and everything were buried together, leaving their own Kaling to hibernate, so now, he doesn't even have a place to live with cards that can travel freely."

"Huh?"

What, after talking for a long time, it turns out that it's all to blame on a group of amnesiac old men.

"Therefore, we agreed to take over the task of acting as [Shining Gold Town Infantry] one by one in the order in which they each woke up, and now that he is about to wake up, I also want to have a good rest - with you, a fool who has been playing with Hearthstone, and his parents will not recognize him sooner or later, he will be exhausted to death."

Really?

Su Weasel's nose was sour, and he didn't stir up sensationalism when he was leaving, why did he keep telling the truth, he wanted to say goodbye affectionately.

"Well...... So...... What's the name of the next old man, Lao Wen, you haven't introduced me yet. ”

"Tyrio-Fortin."

Lao Wen deliberately stopped, as if waiting for Su Weasel to cheer and celebrate.

"Urine lifting—futintin."

It's really a picture name, and the smell of the toilet comes out.

"No, it's Tyrio-Fortin."

"Tyrio...... Foding? Is it okay to call him 'Tintin'? ”

"Don't be so cute, stinky boy! According to our original law, it is enough to call him Lao Buddha. ”

"Oh - what about his stats?"

As a Hearthstone player, the first thing I care about is the strength of the characters.

"Heh, I think back then, our strength is not equal, and the battle is not won or lost in eighty rounds, but he is a strong old man, and his blood volume is a little more sufficient, so it is 1/3 of the data...... How's it going, stinky boy, is it enough of a surprise? ”

Even if you keep looking at me with such anticipation, I don't think there is any surprise.

"Even more pleasantly surprised...... He's got an invincible light mask! ”

That's amazing!

The figure of 1 fee can actually be like the combination of the advantages of [Void Walker] and [Noisy Robot]!

"Awesome! Surprise surprise! Old Wen, you can retire honorably this time! ”

"Don't worry...... What's even more surprising is that he needs 8 mana crystals to summon, tsk, it's really a must-have god card in the late stage! ”

"I'm sorry I didn't say that before. Lao Wen, let's work for a while. ”

Because of fatigue, Su Weasel has never seen the battlefield after Bafei, so it is a card that is more useless than Lao Wen.

"In short, you only need to help Foding find his exclusive weapon, the Ember Bringer, and he can restore the strength of the orange card, and by the way, keep an eye on mine, which should be buried not far away."

"Got it...... If I find it, I will wake you up immediately and come out to work in the dark. ”

"Hmph, when the time comes, I will recover my strength, your little caution is not a trivial matter?"

Huh? What kind of careful thinking did Lao Wen say?

Before he had time to elaborate on his various thoughts, Lao Wen had already disappeared.

The next [Shining Gold Infantry] is an old man named Tyrio-Fortin......

This name sounds more familiar than Lao Wen's, isn't it, in which movie did it mention?

Forget it, Lao Wen's full name is still called Generalissimo Wendesol, but he has no weapons

Becoming stronger is the last word......

Suddenly, Su Weasel was hit by a hard iron elbow.

When I came back, it turned out that Zhang Yichi had already woken up, and he was holding the equipment, practicing his grip strength while listening to the class.

He was outside the virtual world, and he could only see Su Weasel browsing the cards, but he couldn't hear what he was talking about.

"What are you talking about with your infantry, talking so high, doing it?"

"It's about being a stronger player, of course!"

For such idiots, it would be nice to answer vaguely.

"Now, about strengthening yourself, it's right to look for me!"

His thick palm patted Su Weasel's shoulder, and Su Weasel's whole body sank.

Zhang Yichi, a strength type and a professional player like Liangyi, who will be more powerful?

Su Weasel told Zhang Yichi that last night, he witnessed the whole process of the Liangyi squad leader knocking out two flame imps with 3/2 data in the first game of adventure mode.

Yes?

Zhang Yichi's entire mouth opened into an O-shape.

"I'm surprised, she doesn't have any cards, just like you...... Can you do it? ”

"You, you...... You and the squad leader went out together last night? ”

Hey, I'm not here at all, okay.

"Let's just put it that way...... Alas...... Your eyes look like they're going to kill me? We had an adventure together, and then we went to Golden Hearthstone Square again......"

"That's it? It's all come to this? ”

There is also a bundle play...... Don't mention it.

"Oh, and in the end, her driver came to pick us up."

"Damn, you still got into her car? Give you 800 words to describe the small actions after getting in the car. ”

"After that, there will be no more, everyone will go back to their own home."

What about being thrown back as a javelin...... Don't mention it.

- What?

"The story of "Cold and Yan Squad Leader's Cold Wind Night" is so unfinished in your hands?"

Which magazine did the title of such a terrible story come from!!

"If I'm not mistaken, you ended up wrapped in rice dumplings......"

The "click" grip is gripped.

"Is it ......?"

？

"You ......"

We......?

"No, no, no, it's not as ...... as you think"

"Secretly celebrating the Dragon Boat Festival!"

"Ah...... You've really found out......"

"You can see it at a glance."

"Oh, by the way, you're so clever that you almost forgot to ask—have you ever heard of Tyrio-Fortin?"

"Galeries Lafayette!"

Zhang Yichi instantly became self-exalted, and hummed loudly the march shared by Lafayette and the Archmage - "Desi-dera-tus-Fatum!" ”

"Who hasn't heard of Galeries Lafayette's name when they play Hearthstone?"

I, I, Su Weasel only knows Cixi.

"He is one of the 'cards you most desire to get' in the surveys done by the streamers, how many hot-blooded men have given up the beautiful Tyrande priest without hesitation for him, and thus embarked on the road of paladin! Because he is a knight profession, a legendary-level good general, with the powerful power to instantly reverse the disadvantage, the iron wall of human flesh, wholeheartedly defend the land and people he loves! ”

What a great 1/3 follower!

"Galeries Lafayette also said that people should not make rash judgments about the existence of beings that are not different from themselves!"

Sounds like a statement from an otaku.

"Not only that, even if he dies on the battlefield, he will trigger the Death Word, and solemnly hand over the same legendary-level weapon in his hand, the Ember Bringer, to his players, and continue to exert the power of the Holy Light!"

Su Weasel said angrily: "Such a powerful character, but Blizzard only gave him 813 data, and he has no humanity!" ”

"It's 866!"

"Huh?"

"The 813 you are talking about, he has no weapons, because his weapons are still 5/3 super strong, but it's strange to remove the weapons and count the ability of Foding, because they are always together......"

I'm sorry Zhang Yichi, Lafayette's weapons are hidden in my Shining Gold Town, and I can't find them......