Chapter VII Career Planning Course
Toot – Toot ——!
The driver of the Liangyi family drove the car to the front of Su Weasel's bedroom. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info
"Goodbye then, Weasel Su."
"Well, goodbye, Liangyi squad leader."
"Don't forget to go to tomorrow's class, I'll break your leg if you're late."
"Got it...... Thank you Liangyi squad leader for sending me back! ”
Su Weasel looked down at the sturdy hemp rope on his body, he was still tied by the rope......
Liangyi obviously knew, but his face was also embarrassed: "Your current situation is still a little too dangerous, I know that although you don't say it, you still feel very uncomfortable in your heart, in case ...... So...... I'm sorry......"
Mmmm, it's rare to make Liangyi's classmates so embarrassed, and tying me up can be regarded as a safety measure for my sake.
But...... How do you get back to your bedroom, and the door downstairs is still locked......
Ay......
"Hey-hey-hey-what!"
The driver's eldest brother suddenly hugged Su Weasel all of a sudden!
Autumn - Excellent ——!
Precise as a javelin projector, the weasel bundled as a caterpillar was thrown straight back to the dormitory through the window.
Uh-huh-poof——!
Although all parts are numb and unconscious...... But...... That's a really dangerous behavior, big brother driver!
Su Weasel slowly squirmed back to the bed sadly, and couldn't help but think back to all kinds of embarrassing scenes in front of the Liangyi squad leader, anyway, he didn't have the courage and achievements that a man should have, and he was even more sad in his heart, tossing and turning, and he didn't sleep much until the middle of the night.
……
Early in the morning, Zhang Yichi thought that there was an extra [Su Weasel-type] zongzi in the bedroom.
Only dolls have a real person, I can't imagine that even the zongzi are out, Su Weasel's online shopping is really narcissistic, hahaha.
He immediately untied the rope and served it as his breakfast, and when he bit it, he found that it was the real Su Weasel.
Su Weasel woke up from the bite, and there were many pains on his body, and he suddenly remembered the advice of Liangyi's classmates before parting, and it was too late to heal, so get up obediently first and go to the lecture hall to take class!
At eight o'clock in the morning, the huge career and life planning class of the School of Big Data started on time. The lecture hall was full and crowded.
A middle-aged bald teacher slowly moved to the front of the podium, patted the honeycomb head of the microphone to test the sound, and then he said, Today's class is very important, so it is necessary to call it again.
At this time, all majors of the college except for the graduates are in the audience, with a scale of nearly 1,000 people, if you click all of them, it can be said that it is full of unknown challenges! Let's not talk about how to deal with strange names such as Shu and Baba, as long as it encounters multiple polyphonic words, it is a test of literary literacy and luck! Coupled with ancient and new words that are difficult to read, the probability of mistakes will be very high! Unless Mr. Bald is going to do research in the direction of hundreds of family names, otherwise, such a challenge is simply self-inflicted humiliation - it is really not as wise to draw some names!
As soon as she heard the name, Liangyi turned her head from the right side of the front, and quickly searched the area of the class, and when she glanced at Su Weasel, who was full of energy from emaciated to emaciated, she turned her head back with confidence - [Well, all the people in the class have arrived].
So, should I be a milestone in this roll call? It's so sad, Liangyi-san!
Take advantage of the long roll call and sleep sadly for a while!
The gentle backrest is a pity not to use it.
After sleeping for I don't know how long, Mr. Bald suddenly woke him up in a heavy tone.
"Ladies and gentlemen, please be careful! No matter how you came to our academy, now, please accept your fate! Admit yourself, let's get into the water in the first place! ”
……
Eh, what's going on, what is the teacher talking about? Students, the teacher said that your brains are in water, hey!
Roommate Zhang Yichi and they have successfully settled the jet lag between the classroom and the dormitory, lying on the table like three little babies, and entering a sweet dream without any reaction.
It's your own hallucination, right?
Su Weasel shook his head vigorously.
It may be the so-called thinking at night and dreaming during the day.
In the past few days, I am still a little too tired, and I have such a degree of auditory hallucinations, and the fatigue of reality is really terrible.
Of course, Hearthstone's [Fatigue Mechanic] is no slouch, as when a player draws a card from his deck, he will immediately deal damage to himself every time he draws a card, even if it's as good as Suret. This draw includes the card draw that must be made at the beginning of each turn, as well as the card effect that is taken. Fatigue damage is 1 point for the first time, and each time a card is drawn, the damage adds up to 1 point.
So, if everyone is fine, you must have a good rest and don't stay up late!
Now is it time to continue to sleep with the same stream, but it has been clearly said that it is important to talk about the important content, and when I want to lie down, I inexplicably think of Liangyi, classmate Liangyi, she must have slept very late yesterday...... Could it be that she has become a sleeping beauty now?
He peeked sideways and found that she was leaning back in the chair, with a serious look, holding her cheek in one hand, holding a pen in the other, and a notebook spread out on the table, as if she was still taking notes attentively.
"Students, the trump card of our college is actually ...... Aggro cards
Group ......"
"Rustle, rustle", Liangyi's pen quickly recorded.
"I just went to the capital on a business trip before, and now the highest pursuit of successful people there is not money and power, but orange cards and legends!"
Rustling rustling ......
"After the deck is full, there will be a possibility of [card hand], if the hand is stuck, please practice the way to play cards with your feet!"
Rustling rustling ......
No way!
It's magical!
What is there to remember about the words of this kind of nonsense teacher, Liangyi class leader! And it's getting more and more like I'm talking about Hearthstone!
We are the School of Big Data, not the Hearthstone Academy!
He had no choice but to learn from the Liangyi squad leader, leaning on his back step by step, holding his cheeks, picking up the pen, rustling...... Tickled.
Although it was indeed difficult to fall asleep in such a position, he slowly closed his eyes.
Close your eyes and meditate, the heroic posture of the Liangyi squad leader in the battle against the flame imp, as a novice, the performance is really outstanding.
I don't know karate, and I don't have a card of [Shun Chop], so it seems that I can only practice my luck more.
[How can you think so, stupid fool with no interest!] ]
A voice that was older than Lao Wen suddenly reached his ears.
Hey?
Where did the sound come from?
There was still only a whirring drowsiness.
The content of the auditory hallucinations is getting stranger and weirder!
Ear-kun didn't report anything abnormal, it must be because I'm too sleepy!
No, Liangyi, I really can't hold on, and I can't fulfill "Treat me without worry, pour everything I have in my life, and promise you a lifetime...... Study hard"!
Going to sleep a little longer!
[Boy!] Wake me up! Can't you be a little ambitious! Hurry up and make yourself stronger! Collect more Hearthstone cards! ]
Who is teaching me a lesson?
In the end, I actually hallucinated on Hearthstone - what a fool myself. Liangyi's classmates learned the right lesson, and they were all dizzy and always thinking about Hearthstone.
On the podium, Mr. Bald was still nagging: "To sum up, everyone's luck is good, these professions assigned by our college are still quite ...... with development potential."
[Hear me, boy!] Believe in yourself, you have the potential to become a legendary! ]
Legendary players?
No, no, it's not necessarily that you're too sleepy, or maybe you're too weak in class and forced into adventure mode by a dream monster like [Nightmare Dragon] ......?
It's okay, in the adventure scene, hiding in a warm place like a haystack, an incubator, etc., let's sleep well, and when I'm so weak, I'm caught by a nightmare dragon or something, and I recognize it by sucking some experience.
Su Weasel twisted the card with his index finger and middle finger, and posed for entering the virtual scene, full of anticipation, but there was no alarm prompt from the system.
[Boy, your brain just acts as a filler...... ]
The brain is indeed the stuffing of the brain, yes, but he seems to have said something very bad?
Damn! If it is not clearly stated, "Su Weasel, you are a big fool", it is impossible to tell if he is scolding or not!
What a cunning voice!
Listen carefully with your ears, the sound seems to be coming from inside the Hearthstone card. So, he took out the card of [Infantry of Shining Gold Town], put it on the table, and asked at the card, "Old Wen, was there a voice scolding people just now?" ”
[Hahahaha, Brother Wen is right, you kid is really an idiot!] ]
Well, I see—Old Wen is—schizophrenic! Wow, ahhhh Even the voice is split, it's amazing, old Wen!
The current voice, although it sounds like an old foreign hair like Lao Wen's original voice, but it is distinctly different, if you have to compare it, Lao Wen's original voice is like Jiang Taigong who is leisurely fishing, and this voice, just like Huang Hansheng, who is old and strong, makes a sound that almost penetrates his eardrums with an unquestionable attitude, shaking the depths of his soul.
[Brother Wen, I can't tell that idiot clearly, don't be in a hurry to leave, explain it to him again!] ]
"Stinky Boy...... It's really worry-free......
This time it's really Lao Wen's voice, that kind and gentle stinky boy, how exciting.
"Hey, old Wen, old Wen, are you schizophrenic! It's exposed, you've wanted to scold me on another mental level for a long time, aren't you, it's so sad. I'll sleep for a while, and you won't bother me anymore. ”
"Stinky boy, cheer up and listen to me! It's a very important thing......"
There can be something more important than sleeping!
“…… That intimidating voice came from one of my comrades-in-arms, and as for me, I'm about to hibernate in the virtual world, for fear that you will be sad and have no one to rely on......"
Nothing.
“…… So I found my comrade to take my place......"
"Your comrades-in-arms?" Su Weasel Fox wondered, "Where is he now?" Show up with you for me to see? ”
"It's in this card."
"You mean, he's living in this card of mine now, too? Isn't it really yours alone in schizophrenia? ”
"yes, yes, no, no......"
"Huh? Is it or not, old Wen? ”
"-Uh, no, no, yes, yes...... Stinky boy, can't you ask one question at a time? - Tell you clearly, he lives in my card, I'm not schizophrenic! ”
Ah, there are two people living in the card hut? Can you squeeze it down?
"Ahhh......h
According to Liangyi's words, it's so disgusting!
"Stinky boy, get out!"
"Think of you two sturdy ...... Belch...... Elderly people are crammed into such a small card hut...... Tut-tut...... It's a little student, I have seen less and less knowledge this time, I don't dare to think about it, I don't dare to think about it......"
"Don't dare to think of a fart!" Lao Wen's voice trembled a little, "Stinky boy, you should come in and take a look!" The card where my Generalissimo Wendsol resides is completely different from the other [Shining Gold Infantry]! There's a whole town of Shining Gold, a whole town! And it's not crowded at all! ”
"Wow !!"
Su Weasel was overjoyed.
Ahh Enough space for a town? This is at least a huge space that can only be possessed by a golden purple card! With the usual basic cards, it's already thankful to have a two-square-meter house where the character rests!
"Boy, do you hear me? It's a little-neither-no-squeeze! ”
Imagining, Lao Wen should have blushed with anger.
"Old Wen, I really didn't know that there was such a big ...... in this card You've been hiding it from me for so long, why don't you let me go to the town to play! Why! ”
Old Wen Xin said, it's bad, I'm excited for a while, and I'm so angry that the stinky boy leaks his mouth......
"Forget it, Shining Gold Town is a place full of historical significance, although you must have talked about it in your history class, but you must not know it...... Before leaving...... I'll tell you exactly what I wanted......"
Only your family's history class will talk about Shining Gold!