Chapter 43: You dare to play the old lady
After Zheng Jian was dressed neatly, he first took his brothers to buy two breakfasts outside the school gate, and then ate them while walking. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 When I came back, I passed by the school gate and took the nunchucks that my father sent me. However, the express package has not been unopened.
"Brother Jian, did you send this nunchucks specifically to your uncle? Isn't it awesome? Qin Huachi asked because he was relatively a family of ancient literature and knew more about ancient martial arts. But I've been with this group of people in the dormitory for a long time, and the way of speaking has slowly been assimilated by them.
"Of course, it's not awesome, why should I ask my dad to send it all the way over. Let me tell you, this weapon is not a decorative toy of one or two hundred street stalls, it must have real lethality. Zheng Jian heard that someone finally recognized the goods, and he was so happy that he was ready to open and introduce it to everyone.
"Okay, Brother Jian, let's hurry up, it's almost time. If we're late, I don't know what kind of moths will come out of Longyu's female tyrannosaurus. Fu Pai reminded beside him.
Zheng Jian didn't pretend to be forced, his heart was full of unhappiness, but when he thought of Long Yu's lion roar skill with a negative IQ, Zheng Jian's heart also trembled. So, Zheng Jian didn't speak, and while feeding xiaolongbao in his mouth, he walked quickly towards the martial arts arena.
Fortunately, I was not late this time, and I rushed to the martial arts training ground at eleven :09.
"Yo, sample. I haven't eaten breakfast yet, so I'll give you five minutes. Otherwise, I will say that my sister bullied you, and I will find some excuses such as not having enough to eat. When Long Yu saw Zheng Jian's xiaolongbao in his left hand and milk in his right hand, he turned on his taunting skills.
"What's the hurry, hurry! Fu Pai, help me unpack the express, and if I drink milk again, I will go up and kill her. Zheng Jian had a breezy and indifferent expression.
Fu Pai temporarily stopped eating breakfast, and then obediently opened the courier and took out a box. As soon as I opened the box, I was stunned. Even if he doesn't know martial arts anymore, he knows that something is wrong, "Brother Jian, are you sure you want to use this nunchucks to fight Long Yu?" ”
"Don't worry, all right. The weapon sent by my dad is definitely a god to block and kill gods and demons. Zheng Jian still pretended to be forced without even looking at it.
Fu Pai said that he was very hurt and helpless, and at the same time, he secretly thought in his heart, could there be any special mystery about this glowing plastic stick. However, Fu Pai didn't practice martial arts after all, so he simply handed the plastic nunchucks in the box directly to Zheng Jian.
Zheng Jian was shocked as soon as he touched his hand, how could it be so light, it couldn't be that he gave me the sheath on the nunchucks. When Zheng Jian looked down, he almost fainted. A pair of plastic nunchucks that radiated colorful light were lying quietly in their hands. Nima, what do you want me to do! What about my father, are you going to bury my little life?
At this time, Long Yu also saw the plastic nunchucks that emitted colorful light, and he was immediately furious. "Zheng Jian, you slut. Do you dare to play the old lady? Are you going to fight me with this broken stick? Do you hate that you didn't die fast enough, or are you ready to take revenge on society! "Long Yu, it's just storming away.
At this time, Zheng Jian had 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping by in his heart, but there was no way. Who called it his own father? If it's someone else, you can go to him, or curse his eighteenth generation ancestor, but his own father, then you can only endure it.
"Stinky, Hugh is rampant. Today, Lao Tzu will use this plastic stick to teach you how to be a man. At this time, Zheng Jian can't back down, he has to bite the bullet.
"Good, good. It's your own words. Let's look forward to it, I won't be stoned to death with a double wedge today. Long Yu saw that Zheng Jian actually took a plastic stick and wanted to fight with him, and forgot that this competition was to celebrate the 300th anniversary of the establishment of Xuexue, so he just wanted to rush up and use two hammers to poke Zheng Jian, a slut, to death.
Then, I saw the two of them holding their own weapons and going to the martial arts competition platform in the martial arts training ground.
I saw that Long Yu was using a long and short gong made of stainless steel, with a 4-foot attack in the right hand and a 3-foot reverse grip in the left hand, full of momentum. And the colorful nunchucks made of plastic used by Zheng Jian here, let's call it that, and then there was a worried expression on his face.
The competition officially began, and at the beginning, Long Yu showed her strong martial arts skills, and gave me all the double punches, hitting, stabbing, stabbing, pointing, blocking, gridding, splitting, racking, intercepting, blowing, sweeping, teasing, covering, rolling, and pressing. Ming was in this predicament, Zheng Jian definitely couldn't use his colorful nunchucks to hit it hard, so he thought of a clever trick. Zheng Jian used nunchucks to split, sweep, beat, pump, lift, and pull, specializing in the upper three roads of Long Yu. Originally, nunchucks were particularly powerful for attacking the lower three lanes (i.e., the heel or the upper and lower 5 inches), but this is not impossible, even if a pair of plastic sticks attack the lower three ways of Long Yu, they will not cause much damage. However, the upper three roads are different, one is the nose, eyes, and ears, which are more fragile, and the second is that people will unconsciously defend themselves when they are attacked in these three parts, and the light emitted by the colorful nunchucks can do the role of the eyes of the dragon rain.
In this way, Zheng Jian, who used cheap moves, was just able to draw with Long Yu, not because Zheng Jian was much weaker than Long Yu, but because the classic moves of nunchucks, sweeping, stabbing, slamming and blocking, could not be used because of plastic against steel, so Zheng Jian fell into such a predicament.
But if it goes on like this, sooner or later you will lose. We had to find a way. Suddenly, Zheng Jian had an idea, this dragon rain was short-tempered, and I don't know if I can take advantage of this. What's with her, Sima is a live horse doctor!
"Long Yu, it seems that your kung fu is not very good, I take a plastic stick, you can't beat it, squeak, it really makes me worry for so long." Zheng Jian turned on the taunt skill against Long Yu, why didn't he use taunts instead of anger? Of course, it's because it's because it's going to be in line with the game, right?
"Ah, you slut dare to look down on me, look at the trick." Long Yu was very anxious when he couldn't attack for a long time, but when he saw that this slut actually used such a simple way, he wanted to deceive the old lady and be fooled, so the old lady will give you a plan. So he made a look of rage, and threw himself at Zheng Jian with a move that ended up together. How else to say it, a woman is a natural actor, even if this woman is a tyrannosaurus and an Oscar winner, her anger not only deceived Zheng Jian, but also the people watching in the audience. Everyone thought that there would be two corpses and two lives soon.
Zheng Jian also thought that his perfect opportunity had come, and he also made a desperate appearance, so he rushed forward.