Chapter 44: Small Attack, Small Acceptance
Unexpectedly, a dramatic scene appeared, when Zheng Jian rushed over and was about to make contact with Long Yu, he bent backwards and prepared to dodge Long Yu's attack on the right hand, and at the same time kicked his left leg forward quickly; And Long Yu jumped away from the left when he was about to make contact with Zheng Jian, and let the double gong change from a thorn to a sweep. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Then, the embarrassing picture came out, both of them were liars, and they both wanted to deceive each other's moves, and when the enemy's moves got old, they would kill each other with one blow, and as a result, both of them staggered their attacks. This has to make the audience think about it.
"Hey, did you two negotiate it? Can you all want to go together? ”
"Don't you have a good heart!"
"I'll just say that there must be something wrong with the two of them, you see, I'm right."
"Talented and beautiful, not both civil and military, not equal, heart-to-heart. Finally, it's not easy to drag an article! ”
Hearing the following conversation, Zheng Jian and Long Yu blushed one after another, and now this is not a fight, and it is not a fight anymore, so the two of them have accepted the recruitment. At the same time, he yelled at the other party, "Slut, liar." ”
The audience was speechless for a while.
This is even more embarrassing. There was no way, Zheng Jian, as a man, could only take the initiative to stand up and say to Long Yu. "Long Yu, I remember that we are performing to celebrate the three hundred years of learning, this killing and living is not interesting, right, and it also provokes those beast jokes in the audience."
Long Yu was right when he thought about it, so he yelled at the audience, "I think that slut still dares to laugh." Whoever laughs again, see if I don't beat him to the point. ”
"You see, even the threats are exactly the same." Fu Pai quietly pulled Du Yuan and said.
Du Yuan didn't dare to laugh, but he still dared to nod wildly.
"Well, they didn't laugh anymore. Tell me how you're going to do it. Long Yu asked.
"Otherwise, when the time comes, how will we be still and moving, fast and slow, attacking and defending. Is it just a show anyway? Let's show the audience what you think. Zheng Jian tried to ask Long Yu.
"It's okay to do this, but we have to do it with real guns, and we can't use props with tricks." It seems that Long Yu still attaches great importance to martial arts.
"Yes, no problem. Why don't I perform quietly, slowly, and defend, and you perform moving, fast, and attacking, how about it? Zheng Jian induced Long Yu into the trap step by step.
"Yes, but I'm going to use the nunchucks used by Bruce Lee for a hundred years, no problem!" Long Yu really has violent tendencies.
"Then how about I use the Tai Chi Sword Technique to defend?" After all, when the time comes, Zheng Jian will wear a Taoist robe with one hand on his back, stand still, and slowly defend against Long Yu's tornado-like nunchucks with a sword at will. At that time, Zheng Jian can slowly pretend to be forced in front of the teachers and students of the whole school, haha It's refreshing to think about it.
"Yes, I should attack, you should defend. But this is a little awkward, as if I am a small attack and you are a small attack. "Long Yu, this stupid girl, also speaks without her brain, and she has a loud voice. Everyone in the audience heard it.
"Wow, small attack, small suffering?"
"It's so exciting, I didn't expect them to develop to this point."
"This pair of dogs and men have been fighting back and forth, and they have really hooked up and become adulterous."
"These two people, the old man has long seen that they are happy enemies."
"Hey, it seems that in order to avoid being beaten by Long Yu in the future, I will have to hug Brother Jian's thighs more."
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This damn dragon rain, don't talk if you can't speak, how can I explain this. Zheng Jian felt that he couldn't wash himself when he jumped into the sea, so he forgot his bad luck and left.
"That Long Yu, it's okay for you to read more books, you can't talk nonsense. Okay, I don't want to talk to you anymore, I'll go first. As for the performance, I'll contact you when I find the robe and sword. After speaking, Zheng Jian didn't wait for Long Yu's reply and turned around and left, in fact, he didn't dare to wait for Long Yu's reply, who knows if she will have any moths!
"Long Yu, you don't really like Zheng Jian's slut! You tell me quietly, and I'll help you with the provenance idea. Back in the girls' dormitory, Li Qian gossiped and asked Long Yu.
"No, how is it possible? He's so cheap, how can I like a slut? Long Yu argued.
"Not necessarily, men are not bad, women are not loved. Besides, if you don't like him, why do you go to him again and again. There must be something problematic. Li Qian obviously didn't believe Long Yu's explanation.
"What do you say? As for why I'm looking for him, you can understand that he is the only one in the whole school who can fight with me, maybe a little bit better than me, and he won't be killed by me casually, so I have to look for him. Long Yu was forced to say his reasons helplessly.
"Oh, oh. I understand, you obviously mean that there are only you and Zheng Jian left in the world, and then a man and a woman, and you have to accept each other's rhythm! yes, it's just a bit miserable. Li Qian finally sorted out the context of the matter.
"What a mess, is the earth destroyed, it's just me and him. Oops, you gossip woman, ignore you, I'm going to go to the forum. Long Yu pretended to be angry and walked away. In fact, she herself was thinking, what if among her peers in this world, if only Zheng Jianwu was really better than herself, did she really want to be with him? However, he is so cheap, what should he do? So tangled, huh?
Li Qian watched Long Yu from the side and said that she was visiting the forum, but in fact, she kept playing with the ends of her hair, and she knew that Long Yu, a little girl, couldn't run away. Alas, I didn't expect to fall in love with that slut in the end, and Long Yu had a hard time after that.
At the same time, a familiar scene happened to be staged in the boys' dormitory.
"Brother Jian, you tell the truth, are you really a little shou." Fu Pai is obviously also a person with a gossip spirit.
"I accept your mother, how can I accept it? Moreover, that's Long Yuye, Long Yu, so muscular that she is about to catch up with me, I will like her, Li Qian is about the same. Zheng Jian was also stimulated a lot, and he began to talk nonsense.
"Brother Jian, Brother Jian, Li Qian is mine, mine." Qin Huachi saw that the momentum was wrong, and hurriedly stood up and shouted. Also, this kind of thing is impossible for an honest person to endure.
"Oh, I'm sorry, fourth. Say it quickly, I mean Long Yu is not the type I like, I like the kind of soft and weak, gentle and gentle beauty, Long Yu can't be. Zheng Jian hurriedly explained.
"It shouldn't be, Brother Jian. I find that every time you say it fiercely, you also scold it fiercely. But I see that every time you quarrel and fight with Long Yu, you are not very angry! Du Yuan was not willing to be lonely to intervene.
"That's because I know she's a martial idiot, which means neurotic. I'm struggling with a neurotic, so isn't it a neuratic myself? In order to get rid of this reputation, Zheng Jian desperately smeared Long Yu.
"That, Brother Jian. Is there a sentence I don't know when to say or not? In the end, the fourth Qin Huachi looked at me with a heavy face.