Chapter 136: Don't Hurt, Only Hurt
Walking into East Lake Park, loaches and toads came to a bamboo forest, where there is a narrow clearing, which is very suitable for taekwondo practice. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info Loach has long discovered this place and often comes here to practice, which has basically become his fixed practice point.
Since he learned taekwondo at a taekwondo gym in the spring last year, he has studied hard, studied actively, and insisted on practicing, and his taekwondo kung fu has indeed grown a lot. He only had one thought to learn taekwondo, that is, he wanted to teach Zhuang Zhuang and Tingting a lesson one day, and not let them be too rampant.
So far, Loach has been learning Taekwondo for almost a year and has a little basic kung fu. Recently, he has been thinking about when he can meet Zhuang Zhuang and Tingting, so that he can make an appointment with them to tease the boring son, and by the way, he is teaching them a lesson. I didn't expect to meet today, and both sides agreed to work together tomorrow afternoon.
This is a rare opportunity that must be seized and not let go. The loaches pondered that they wanted to turn the exchange into an opportunity to teach them a lesson.
The loach and the toad practiced taekwondo in the bamboo forest. The loach said loudly: "Let's practice now, you should be strong, I am still a loach, you have to fight hard, I want to defend myself and fight back." ”
"I don't deserve to be strong, I'm who I am." The toad argued, "I'll attack with all my might, and you can defend yourself and fight back." ”
Toad didn't go to the gym to learn taekwondo, but just learned it from the loach. Every time the loach came back from class, he told the toad about the knowledge and skills he had learned, so the toad also indirectly learned taekwondo.
"Alright, then you can attack with all your might! See how I clean you up. Loach said as he got ready.
The toad rushed over and kicked the loach one after another, kicking four times in one go. A high kick was kicked directly at the loach's head, and the loach was hit out with his hand. The second kick came with another mid-kick, which was kicked directly into the loach's waist, and was kicked back by the loach with his foot. The third kick came with a low kick that went directly to the loach's right calf, and was dodged by the loach again. The fourth kick was a front kick, which was kicked directly into the loach's abdomen, but was still blocked by the loach's palm.
The loaches are starting to fight back! He uses both hands and feet, kicks when he should kick, hits when he should hit, completely ignores the routines prescribed by taekwondo, and hits at will, which is very fierce.
The toad was losing ground and was about to retreat into the bamboo forest. I saw that his hands were rounded and he suddenly competed, and then he began to attack violently. Three more kicks in one breath. They were all dodged by the loaches. The toad picked up his fist and attacked upwards regardless of that, and two of the punches hit the loach's body.
The loach also raised its fist and struck at the toad, like a boxer punching his fist. The toad ducked backwards, dodging the punches that struck. Now, the two of them have taken up boxing.
The two fought and hugged each other and began to wrestle against each other. You don't want my leg, I don't want you to leg; You press me, I'll press you. The two battled each other in an attempt to knock their opponent down.
The two of them are no longer taekwondo, it seems to have a bit of a sanda flavor, more like free fighting, that is, they fight casually, as long as they knock the opponent down, it is a victory.
The loach was still a skilled move, he stretched out his right foot and pinned it to the back of the toad's legs, and then the toad fell down with a struggle with his upper body. The toad got up from the ground, patted the dirt on his body, and said, "It's still your strength that finally knocked me down." However, what you're using is no longer a taekwondo technique, it's like a wrestling technique, and it's completely out of order.
"It doesn't matter what kind of technology it is, as long as you win. The winner is king, and the loser is the loser! The loach laughed after speaking, "Winning is the truth!" ”
For loaches, what is important is practicality, no matter what kind of kung fu they practice, they just need to defeat their opponents in the end. So he doesn't care about that set at all, he can fight how he wants, what taekwondo is not taekwondo, and it is true that he beats the opponent.
The toad thought for a while and said, "There are rules for other people's competitions, and if you violate the rules, people can not compete." Or will complain about you. ”
"It's not an official competition between us and Zhuangzhuang, what are the rules! When the time comes, we can just beat him in a hurry, and only in the midst of the fight can we teach him a lesson. If you fight regularly, how can you teach him a lesson! "The loaches are right.
The toad thought about it again and said, "If you fight indiscriminately, people can also beat indiscriminately, don't let people beat more indiscriminately, then we will be unlucky!" ”
Loach smiled and said, "Their ideas are more formal, so it is impossible to fight indiscriminately, and they will only fight according to the method of Tai Chi." So we can fish in troubled waters. ”
"You! Be careful! It's been a long time since we've seen them, and who knows what they're going to be like! Maybe people have changed a long time ago! Toad reminded.
"You're talking a little hanging, they can still change there!" Loach waved his hand and said, "They are all good students who can't change, if they want to change, they can only change for the better, and they can't change for the worse." So, don't overcomplicate them. ”
"You have a point, it's impossible for them to be bad, so they can't have those bad ideas." The toad seemed to understand, "Then what else are we going to practice?" ”
"There's nothing else to practice," he said, pointing to the stone lock on the ground, "Let's practice our arm strength!" It is also important to have the strength to have it. As he spoke, he walked to the edge of the bamboo forest, picked up a stone lock with one hand, and began to practice.
This pair of stone locks was made by themselves from two large gray bricks, which were used as dumbbells, and were specially placed here to practice arm strength. Every time they came to practice, they had to practice their arm strength, and over the course of a few months, both of their arms became thicker and their chest muscles developed. When the back is straining, the muscles on the two big arms condense into a big pimple, which makes people creepy to look at. In particular, the pectoralis major muscle of the loach, when it is strained, it is like two small steamed buns sticking to the top, a tight piece of pimple meat.
The loaches come first to practice raising their forearms. Holding the stone lock in both hands droops naturally, and then begins to raise the forearm, doing so fifteen. Then I started to practice raising my arms. Hold the stone lock in both hands and raise it flat forward, then pull it open to both sides, repeating fifteen. I also did actions such as holding the stone lock with both hands and lifting it to both sides, and pushing it upward.
When the loach was finished, the toad picked up the stone lock again and did a whole set of exercises for arm strength. Then he put the two stone locks on the ground and said, "In terms of martial arts, we don't know who is better at kung fu." In terms of strength, it can be said that the two strong are not opponents.
"He's still a little hairy kid! What strength can you have! "I didn't blow it, but now if I catch him, I can pinch his fingers."
"Okay, okay, don't pinch it, if it's really pinched, it's enough for the two of us to drink a pot." The toad doesn't want to look for trouble.
"Don't worry, that's what I said, I know you can't hurt them, if you hurt them, we still have to pay for him to see a doctor, then it's not worth it!" The loach spoke out about the toad's concerns.
"I said you wouldn't be that stupid!" The toad finally relaxed a little, "You just follow such a principle, and try to beat them as hard as possible without hurting them, so that it will be no problem." Even if it's a little injured, it's nothing, fight, and there is no skin that breaks! He seemed to be reasonable.
"I think so too," the loach agreed, "and we say teach them a lesson, but how?" If you are strong, you will hurt people, and if you are smaller, you can't teach a lesson, what should I do? The only way to do this is to hit them hard without hurting them, not to hurt them, but to hurt them. ”
The toad felt that the latter sentence was very appropriate, and hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, that's what it means, don't hurt, only hurt!" (To be continued.) )