"You two little bunnies, let me go!! I'm going to make you into braised potato pork ribs!! ”

The hoarse roar is as piercing as a fingernail scratching a blackboard, which is creepy and a great test for the ears.

By this time, the witch had woken up.

However, when she first woke up, she was like a berserker dominated by anger, with an endless stream of vulgar words such as roaring, invective, and curses, and she looked so angry that she was so arrogant that she couldn't do it, and in fact, she couldn't take her position into account when she was nervous, right?

Saying...... It's impossible for anyone with a little bit of normal thinking to accept the fact that they were defeated by the bear kid, right? What's more, it is a strong man who has terrifying power and has always been so arrogant that he can't do it, just that hot face makes him embarrassed, so Gargamel's behavior is normal, it's just a little noisy.

"Hey, are you sure the rope is really strong enough, what if the witch suddenly pounces on you and eats someone?"

Hiding behind Green, Jack's expression was very cowardly, the witch had left a shadow in his heart that could accompany him throughout his childhood, and now, the witch's ugly face was destroyed by the fireworks, like a demon crawling out of hell.

Jack dared to swear with the morality of his little friend that witches would not have to do anything bad in the future, because just that dignity, as long as he showed his face, his reputation in the circle of children could immediately rise to the level of being on par with the gods, and he would be negative......

Therefore, even if the old lady who had stepped into the coffin with half a foot was bound with a rope, Jack was still very uneasy, and at least two iron balls for the prisoners would be added.

"Don't worry! This rope is a mountaineering rope highly recommended by Bell, and the binding technique is also something I secretly learned by sneaking into a room with a lot of props in a prostitution hall, and its name is [Binding Eighteen Styles]!! With his hands on his hips, Green straightened his chest and smiled proudly: "I have confirmed with my own eyes that this technique has a miraculous effect on the creatures of the female sex, obviously they are just tied up and do nothing, but they first whispered and screamed, and then the voice became higher and higher until they yelled, and finally the expression was in a trance with a strange smile on his face, as if he was enchanted, I was shocked at the time, it was just a bondage, it can actually cause double damage to the body and mind at the same time, it must be learned!" It's decided, I'm going to compile the [Binding Eighteen Styles] into the [Torture Skill List], and if the cowards of the West Village come to find fault again in the future, this trick will definitely allow them to send out the mastermind behind the scenes! ”

"Prostitution? Isn't that a place forbidden to minors? With the promulgation of His Majesty's Code of Jade, you will have to bring your identity card if you want to prostitute yourself. Scratching his head, Jack wondered, "How did you get in?" Didn't the doorman stop him? ”

"Are you stupid? Of course, it's over the wall! From the dead corner of the backyard, you can go directly to the windowsill of a room on the second floor, except for the singing and dancing of the hall, the corridor of the accommodation area is generally very quiet, except for the occasional waiter who sends good wine, food or medicine to each room, as long as you pay attention, you will not be discovered, but I advise you not to go. ”

Speaking of this, Green also had a depressed expression: "Last time, I wanted to learn more, but when I was climbing over the wall, I saw two adults playing on the windowsill and pushing the palace, and I was almost not discovered." ”

“…… Well, it's under the loss. ”

The two children ignored the noisy old man biting her ears over there, which Gargamel couldn't stand anymore, and she stopped her senseless invective, and her expression quickly switched from raging hysteria to vicious resentment, and her neuropathy always turned her face faster than she could turn a book.

"You two force the baby, don't be proud, thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, don't bully the old and poor!!"

Zheng Zheng's words, cold and abnormal, domineering extraordinary, in the face of the attitude of the two children's ignorance, the old lady's face was cold, and her words not only shocked the bear children into a daze, but also made the strange plants that had been maintaining a state of demon dancing around them fall into a state of solidification, which was really shocking.

“……”

Stunned for a long time, Jack pulled the corner of Draglin's coat with a look of surprise on his face: "Is it an illusion?" I feel like I've heard that sentence somewhere? ”

"You heard it right."

Green, who has always been full of confidence and heartlessness, also showed a solemn expression at this time, he stared at the old witch with jealous eyes, and said heavily: "In a story that the bard told us called "Breaking the Sky", the protagonist in it said ......a sentence that changed the fate of his life. ”

"That's right! That's right! Shouldn't we have inadvertently provoked a terrifying guy who would gallop around the Cave Academy auction in the future, kill people and grab treasures, carry the potion master with them, collect fires called alien fires but don't know what the hell they are, and turn into nothingness for hundreds of miles in every move, right? Woo wow wow don't, I'm still young, I don't want to die! ”

Jack is about to cry in a hurry, this story tells us that YY novels can't be read more, especially children, wrong perceptions will ruin their lives.

"This guy must not stay!"

Green's little face was gloomy, his tone was cold, and he said coldly: "Just now, a cold light flashed in my eyes, and I felt all kinds of cruelty in my heart, and secretly said [I want to strangle the danger in the cradle]. ”

"me, I beg you, don't just set up a death flag!!" With a look on his face that was about to burst into tears, Jack held down Green's shoulder and shook it vigorously and retorted loudly: "You said your eyes can shine cold!" You're flashing! You flash it to me!! ”

As a result, being ignored by these two guys again, Gargamel couldn't help but feel sad, didn't they know that when they provoked a strong person who could easily decide their life and death, they had to do everything they could to make up for their mistakes? For example, all your pocket money or something, such as your own treasured toys or something, you know, Gargamel likes to see the lost expression of a child when he loses something important!!

"Thief come and help, this old woman is too dangerous, throw her into the flower garden and become the poop of the big red flowers!" With that, Green hurried to Gargamel's side, and bent down to pull her feet, an old man with flesh and bones, and two small children could still move with a little effort.

"Kill people? This script is not right!? Are you really innocent nine-year-olds? ”

Gargamel was instantly shocked.

She has lived in seclusion in the dark forest for many years and is ignorant of the world, but she never expected that this world would become so fast, and the first thing that the person who made the mistake considered was not to avoid the suffering that was about to be suffered by making amends, but to intensify the desire to never suffer in the future.

Hey, don't you know who I am?

I'm a witch, a witch that adults and children are afraid of, well, I know that this identity will only make your hands and feet sharper.

But now I have a seat in the King's Council, right? I'm a minister, right?

Aren't you afraid of being killed by Aruba if you kill an official!?

Gargamel could never have imagined how difficult it would be for a bear child to be trick-or-treating to make them think about the consequences.

Not to mention her, even if she is replaced by the head of a country, I am afraid it will have the same effect.

Don't you see the Hun clan and Yun Nanzong in the sky.,Has the hero ever shown mercy to his subordinates?

“NO！ NO！ HELP！ HELP－ME！ ”

Muddy old tears filled his eyes, and it was hard to imagine that the witch's frightened and curious face actually showed such a helpless and desperate expression, it was simply ......

"It's like Jack who is about to get fat." Green sighed and told the truth.

Jack: "......"

"Leave me alone, will you let me go? I'm only 731 years old, and I haven't lived yet!! There are many, many medicinal soup recipes in my mind that I haven't tried!! ”

Sure enough, in the face of death, no one can deal with it calmly, Gargamel has been intimidating countless times in his life, and today he finally tasted the consequences of being frightened.

In fact, she herself is very depressed, you know, just like there are many professions in the world, the witch line is also divided into factions.

It is divided into three major factions: potions, witchcraft, and alchemy.

Each faction has its own number of sub-branches, such as those dedicated to witchcraft, which are divided into elemental witches and spell witches...... Elemental witches use all kinds of elemental spells, and they are the best at destroying them in the entire witch group, they are powerful forces, invincible in elemental combat skills, and can even argue with the gods, they are all nicknamed fighting gods by their own compatriots; Spell witches are playing head-lowering, cursing, summoning, in addition to all kinds of witchcraft that can cause miracles, they are also good at summoning all kinds of creatures, and they are indispensable labor in the witch family.

Alchemy, there are construction, engineering, machinery......

For example, the witch who complained to Gargamel last time about the bear child eating her candy hut is in the construction business.

This faction, collectively known as the Demon Dao Scholars, commonly known as science and technology as the primary productive force, and they have absolute authority in this regard.

No one knows their true background except the witches themselves, and they are all reclusive researchers, because for some deeper reason, they have not chosen to expose their existence to the eyes of the world.

No one knows their depth, and this is also a world ruled by a theocracy, why didn't the gods directly clean up the anomalous race of witches, no...... Perhaps, the conflict happened a long, long time ago?

Even if there are known witches running around the world at the moment, there are only people like Gargamel, who are too idle to do anything to do, and who run to the human world in order to collect more bizarre materials, right?

A few years ago, her agreement with the king was that [I will help you get a son, but correspondingly, you will also send me the medicinal herbs I want, I heard that your country is a strong country, isn't it? The search for a country is much more efficient than mine alone, right? 】

Listening to politics or something, ministers or something, just curious, curious about the rules of mankind.

Yes! I almost forgot to say it, Gargamel is a faction of potions in witches, as the name suggests, they are all pharmacists of DIO explosion, and they have the most powerful medical power in the world, although they can't live and die human flesh and bones, that's what the undead witch does with spells, but it is easy to strengthen the body, increase life expectancy, and change your appearance, any disease can be cured to cure the disease, they are all medical saints!!

However, this is of little use.

DIO's medical knowledge does not allow her to deal with the current situation very well.

As a doctor, she has no medical ethics, but she finally tastes the evil fruits of her own planting, because witches are a group of people with extraordinary strength and knowledge, and it is natural to be annoyed by various forces, so ......

Fear can alienate people.

The witches who have traveled the world have a terrible reputation, such as Gargamel...... Eating children's hearts, poisoning and killing people in a small town, and the character of cannibalism, etc., there are too many outrageous stories to count.

Of course, it's only stories, and thanks to these stories, anyone who wants to ask her to heal must weigh it carefully.

Secretly to tell you the truth, the king gave birth to a donkey son, it was the witch who deliberately manipulated him, who told this thing to run to his cabin in the dark forest to ask for help for himself, with a stinky ass face of "I am noble, come and lick my shoes".

"I tell you, my granddaughter is beautiful, as long as you let me go, I will introduce her to you! She's a genius in my witch family's potion line! At the age of only one hundred and sixty, he learned the knowledge of pharmacy, and not only that, but also developed a lot of powerful formulas!! It's just that the indifferent character is a little bit unapproachable! But she listens to me!! ”

Selling his granddaughter endlessly, Gargamel has completely abandoned the discipline at this time, speaking of which, as a witch who studies weirdos, there is no discipline to speak of, right?

They are more practical than these things that only humans care about.

"Damn, a hundred and sixty-year-old woman dares to introduce herself to me? Are you questioning my love for Little Red Riding Hood!? ”

Green was decisively angry, although the [deep love] in the mouth of a nine-year-old child needs to be investigated, but you don't even show a photo and talk about it! Speaking of the photo of a 160-year-old woman, I don't want to see it even if there is!!

"Oh ~ damn it! So what are you going to do to let me go!! ”

Gargamel is really scared, this guy is simply not in the oil and salt, although the witch has terrifying technological powers, but she doesn't want to die so early, even if she wants to die...... At least die in the soup pot!!

The strange attachment of the weirdo, we still don't understand it as well.

"Candy that can never be eaten!!" Jack's eyes lit up, and he immediately said what he wanted.

"Look at your little bit of interest." A slap on the back of Jack's head, Green said solemnly, "At least a wishful phone booth that can fulfill any wish." ”

Gargamel: "......"

I'd better choose to die.

PS: Oh, it's 4000 words today, I've been shocked by my own discipline, what about your recommendation? I really want to use it as a double watch......

Wait, it suddenly occurred to me that it was really okay to uncover the details of the witch so quickly?

Don't complain that I've set up a witch beyond recognition, actually...... I remember saying that, right? Western fantasy background, fairy tale blueprint, original story......

Wait for a few chapters of the picture of the witch series to go up.,It's drawn by a certain great god who I found.,I hope it won't be troubled......