14. Looting loot is common knowledge in RPGs

In fact, Gargamel did not lose unjustly, because she did not put Green on an equal footing from the beginning, and as a result, she completely got away with it and was defeated by the bear child's behavior pattern of not playing cards according to the routine.

This garden is Gargamel's home turf, and it stands to reason that even if a high-star hunter breaks into this place, there will be only one word for it, but Gargamel would never have imagined that she, who rarely manages the garden and leaves it to the care of a gardener, will be planted in the hands of that gardener's son.

While Gargamel is researching a new potion recipe at home, a little kid uses her garden as a training ground to practice dodge skills, right? And during the practice, he had already memorized the attack patterns of all carnivorous plants.

This is the environmental factor, and below is the personal factor.

In terms of pure strength, Gargamel is definitely the top, just because she is a witch, but, maybe it is the heavens that deliberately suppress the mad profession of witches, witches can do anything, and the long life span is enough to compete with the immortal species, but ...... The physical fitness of a witch is no different from that of an ordinary old woman.

They don't know how to harden, they don't know how to stone walls, and they don't even have the magical wall protectors that every legendary mage has.

Such a defect makes their defense unbelievably weak, even an adult man can beat them to the point of crying dad and mother.

But they are not stupid, and naturally know what it means to promote their strengths and avoid their weaknesses.

If you meet a professional hunter with a certificate in the Hunters' Guild, Gargamel will definitely not say a word, ride a broomstick and fly to the sky to first occupy air supremacy, and then use summoning spells to consume him, transfiguration tricks to tease him, curse spells to torture him, anyway, all kinds of concoctions.

In fact, the rise of each witch's reputation means the fall of many warriors or hunters who have fought against each other, and they have all been killed by the witch's shameless air-to-ground suppression methods.

Each witch was complacent about the notoriety they had created, and they saw it as a glory, a glory that was feared by ignorant mortals.

In Gargamel's opinion, even the hunter himself doesn't care, let alone a little kid?

And the key to her failure lies in this, when professional hunters catch their prey, they can make the most of the surrounding environment, as well as the props they carry, as long as they can catch the prey, they are willing to use any despicable means, such as beating, trapping, poisoning, sneak attacks, etc.

In some ways, this group of people who operate with the goal of hunting monsters and protecting the weak is far more terrifying than the powerful but irrational beasts.

Gargamel would never have imagined that one of the two **-year-old children he met today relied on mischievous mischief, and in the long-term stubbornness and chasing with adults and children, he would give full play to the talent that a hunter should have at a young age, right?

Therefore, Gargamel, whose ability to resist fighting is similar to that of an ordinary old lady, was decisively defeated by the oral stimulation of rotten eggs (a blow to break the defense) and the high-temperature burn of fireworks (weak point critical hit) and the blinding effect (continuous damage of flame white light).

Don't imitate good boys.

"That's how you won......" Jack, who had regained his ability to act, had a complicated expression, and the black lines on his head fell on his embarrassed face: "The legendary evil, cruel, ruthless, and ruthless supervillain has finally been defeated by the head of the four tyrants of the East Village?" ”

He looked at the scorched, gunpowder-blackened face of the witch lying unconscious on the ground, and picked up the short firework that had delivered the final blow to the witch, on which was written a line of boy.

[Gunpowder products, stay away from fire, if there is a violation, we will not be responsible - Flag Fireworks Factory on the diagonal opposite the bus stop sign at 311 Dier Road, Finnish Town, Baide Kingdom, sincerely reminds: Please accompany adults when children light it]

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Is this a word? I don't know any of them. ”

Jack, who has been poor since he was a child, has little spare money to go to the academy for education, even if the king sets the rule that honor students are exempt from tuition and fees, opening the back door for the flowers who can become the pillars of the country in the future, but Jack has a mother to take care of and does not enroll.

Now that I think about it, if I had accepted the admission to the academy last year, I might have been able to become a pharmacist or a lawyer in the Kingdom Court when I grow up, right?

"Wait, what are you doing?"

Just when Jack was feeling emotional, out of the corner of his eye, he found that Green was squatting in front of the witch, reaching into her clothes and groping for a while, and suddenly Jack's expression was shocked: "Oh ~ Fake! Green, when did you become interested in the old lady? Said to be good to Little Red Riding Hood to the death!? ”

"Presumptuous! What nonsense, have you forgotten the story told by the bard? Once you've defeated the evil Demon King, you'll get money, equipment, items, and something called XP from him. The strange smell of the witch made Green's brow furrow, but his curiosity as a bear child allowed him to overcome these difficulties and continue to grope on the old woman's thin body.

Jack: "What's the experience point?" ”

Greene: "How do I know what's it?" ”

Jack: "......"

"But isn't that okay? I always feel that it's rude to be so good.,And,Since the laws of the country have obscene (desecrated) Lori will be beheaded.,So... Is it the same crime to molest (molest) an old lady? Pulling down the brim of his straw hat, Jack said with some embarrassment that he was definitely the most conscientious among the four tyrants of the East Village.

"Oooo You see!! Grimm, smiling excitedly, took out a large pile of candy that the witch had hidden in her clothes and handed it to Jack.

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Is there a slot!? Give me some! ”

Oh~ Praise the sea god greatly, you must know that the candy made by the witch is sweet but not greasy, with an endless aftertaste, it is definitely the best of the best!!

Jack, who pounced in an instant, decisively fed his conscience to the dog.

"I said you're in a hurry." Laughing and scolding, Green speculated maliciously about the witch's intentions: "Anyway, why did this old woman bring so many children's snacks on her?" Is it really to seduce us, the flowers of the motherland? It's disgusting......"

Continuing to grope on the witch's flat body, Green didn't forget to turn his head and remind Jack: "And you, eat leisurely, don't forget Bell and Tom's share, ah!" And Little Red Riding Hood's! The witch's candy is something that can brush up on favorability, and maybe you can invite her to play with the couple's house wine and make a marriage vow when she grows up. ”

"This kind of pure love similar to childhood sweethearts unfolds ......, shouldn't your first consideration be to build a house next door to Little Red Riding Hood's house?"

"That's too troublesome, when I save up enough 10 gold coins, I'll go directly to Little Red Riding Hood's house to ask for a kiss, so that I can sleep with Little Red Riding Hood every day."

I remember saying that the marriage system in this world is very simple, you can get married at the age of 16, but there can also be examples of early marriage, as long as both parties agree, you and your spouse can live together no matter how old you are, but ...... If you are in the cave room, you can only wait until you are above 16, otherwise you will break the law and will squat.

"There it is!!" As if he had touched something again, Green happily took it out and looked at it, and immediately became stupid: "Emma, I seem to have found something amazing." ”

"What's wrong?"

Jack looked curiously, only to see that Green was holding a small black cloth bag in his hand, the cloth bag looked very ordinary, not special, Jack asked suspiciously: "Is this thing very powerful?" ”

"Of course, this is a super powerful poison!"

β€œβ€¦β€¦ How do you know? ”

"There's a manual." Green flipped the black cloth bag to the other side and showed it to Jack, only to see a piece of paper pasted on it, which read:

[Melts when it touches the water, the effect is fast, this medicine powder can instantly poison ten Eligi mammoths, Gargamel's original secret recipe, the reputation is absolutely fine, you ...... Worth having]

"I don't understand." Taking off his straw hat and scratching his head, Jack put the hat back on, his puzzle overflowing: "Speaking of which, I have been very strange before, Grimm, didn't you also go to the academy for compulsory education?" So why are you literate? ”

Although as you grow older, even if you can't read, you can understand the meaning of the name of the store on the street, but this thing is absolutely impossible to happen to children, especially Green, a guy who plays all day long!!

"Oh? You say this? ”

Carefully placing the black cloth bag into the high-end toy section of the treasure bag, Green took out a thick book from it, threw it directly to Jack, and said indifferently: "This is one of the things left to me by the uncle who taught me the leap of faith, he told me that knowledge is useful no matter where it is, and that no culture will make it difficult for you to move an inch in the future, at least, you must start learning from literacy; This sentence made me feel very reasonable, so I asked the village chief's grandfather to teach me every morning. ”

"Actually, you're just looking for Little Red Riding Hood......" Grimm's true purpose was revealed with a blank face, and Jack couldn't help but swallow his saliva, knowing that this may be the only time in his life that he has touched a book, and in terms of appearance, it looks very much like something that only rich and noble have.

He stared at the precious book in his hand, and the bright red cover had four large gilded characters written on it, which looked extraordinary.

【Xinhua Dictionary】

PS: I'm sorry for changing it so late, in fact, I thought that since there were 4000 words yesterday, I can't be lazy today, but ...... Forget it.

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