The witch is depressed now, and in her script, these two unfortunate children who don't know how to do anything should be caught by her, bullied and intimidated like everyone else, leaving a strong psychological shadow, and then run back and desperately praise Gargamel's greatness.

Let Gargamel's reputation spread throughout the kingdom like black wings that cover the sky and the sun, just thinking about those mud legs who make all kinds of arguments at the mention of their names feel like drinking the best potion of a hundred poisons in an instant.

It's like sucking up the supreme pleasure of an old man who has exchanged wedding rings with the pillar man and the girl who leaned over the pillar man, Gargamel even feels that his witchcraft can stop the world for 9 seconds now!!

Well, you will never be able to understand the perverted preferences of a neurotic old woman with a very different personality, and she is so high that she almost drills her brain hole in her temples with her fingers!!

However, people have misses, horses have stumbled, she never expected that when she came to visit her favorite garden today, she actually met two children who looked at her own dishes, which made her almost happy to heart paralysis, but after easily getting one, the other one was unexpectedly difficult to deal with, and even made her angry like thunder.

There is a special connection between the witch and the witch, and she can't help but think of the complaint of one of her compatriots a while ago...... [O recent child, it is getting harder and harder to coax, I have built a hut with fragrant bread, with a thick cake on the roof, and bright sugar cubes in the window, and I want to invite them to the house for a rich meal, and guess what? The group of little bastards said "Mom said you can't just go into a stranger's house" and ate the candy house that the old lady had worked so hard to build!! Not only the tables and chairs, but the fucking even the turf! Lying in a big groove, are all the children now so cruel!? That's grass! It's just creamy, isn't it!? You think it's a chocolate bar!! 】

The sad expression of that compatriot at that time, Gargamel still remembers it vividly, originally she scoffed, what kind of combat power can a child have, even a powerful hunter can be beaten by himself, let alone a group of naughty little troublemakers?

But now, Gargamel had to face up to her attitude, she underestimated Green's [bear] gall, and also underestimated the action of this cheating child.

"Repent, witch, the only reason for your failure is for me to burst my clothes."

Green, who was wearing only a pair of briefs, had a sudden change in painting style, his short and small body suddenly became muscular, and his immature face became hard, angular, and expressionless, which won the charm of his father, and he made a judgment declaration in a calm tone: "You have." ”

"Burst clothes? Isn't it you who took off your clothes......" The corners of the witch's mouth twitched, and then she began her own whimsical smile again: "It's just right, without that obstructive cloth, I can go straight to the pot and catch him for me!" My darlings!! ”

The witch shouted, and the carnivorous plants moved, and for a while, more than a dozen slippery tentacles stretched out at such a speed that it exceeded the limit of human dynamic vision.

However, there is no use for eggs.

Grimm leaped like a prophet of the future, easily dodging the tentacles.

"What! That's impossible!! The witch cried out in shock, but the next moment her smile became sinister again: "Lie to you, do you think I'm going to say that?" This garden is my home turf, and jumping into the air means that you lose the advantage of dodging freely on the ground, so just tie your hands and catch it! I promise not to beat you to death!! ”

As soon as the words fell, those tentacles flexed very flexibly, rolling towards Grimm, who was still hanging in the air one meter above the ground.

"Hey, you old woman, do you really regard the kingdom's law on the protection of minors as nothing, lawbreakers like you are the most unforgivable existence of the flowers of our motherland, for our freedom, the old man will accept you!!" Saying this, Green suddenly opened his arms in a flying shape, closed his legs, and spun up in violation of the laws of physics, while spinning, his body also floated out of the range of tentacles very lightly, and after landing, Green slowly got up, looked at the witch and smiled proudly: "The Divine Fist of the Big Dipper - Empty Pole Dance." ”

"What!? That's impossible!! ”

This time, the witch was really shocked, cruel and cold, and insane, she very decisively felt the shame from this little failure, and angrily pointed at Green and roared: "Catch him! Catch this little bastard! It's decided! Don't hit him anymore! The old lady is going to stew him!! ”

【Yes，YourHighness！ 】

The tentacles seemed to have received the order, and they were very humanly intertwined into a string of Western characters, and then hurried towards Grimm as he fled.

"Clams, clams, clams! Old woman, do you think the same move will have two effects on the Kidney Fighter!? It's so sweet, it's even sweeter than the jam sold by Aunt Patty's house! A Green who rolled over on his side and flexibly dodged the attack of the tentacles, turned his head and laughed and mocked: "I have specially practiced in dodging and dodging, I recognize the second in the whole village, and no one dares to call it the first, just because you still want to catch me with your DIO hair?" Go home and play with donkey eggs, hahaha! ”

"Wow, yes, yes, it's angry with me!! There's a kind of you don't run!! ”

"There's a kind of don't chase!!"

"Come here and let me add a buff to you!" Waving the broom in her hand, the witch said something she didn't understand.

"You'd better keep it to yourself! I'm afraid you won't be able to bear it for a while!! ”

By this time, Green had already run in front of Jack, and he looked at his little friend, and found that his eyes were empty, and he was looking ahead, motionless except for his slowly undulating chest and abdomen.

Green was groaned at the time: "Nima! I said how to ask you to do it together, but you didn't respond, it turned out that I fell asleep!! ”

Have you ever seen someone sleep standing with their eyes open!?

After watching Jack, who couldn't move the whole time, he was also miserable, especially when a wave of urine was concentrated in the dantian......

However, when he saw Green running towards him, Jack's panicked heart suddenly calmed down, and the tacit understanding of getting along for a long time let him know what he wanted to do as a little friend, and the witch was in trouble.

"If you don't want to participate, it's up to me, I'll borrow your slingshot first."

The witch rushed from behind with her broomstick in her legs, and it was clear that Green didn't have much time to delay, so he removed the slingshot that Jack had been attaching to his waist, and then removed one of the single-strap backpacks that Jack had carried on his back and carried it on his back.

The backpack was bought by the two of them in the commercial area before entering the palace, and Green said that with a huge amount of 97 silver coins, he could completely enrich his treasure bag.

The backpack was not light, and Jack felt a little too reluctant to borrow 10 silver coins from Green, so he volunteered to work as a coolie.

Thanks to this decision, the treasure bag that carried hope was finally not reimbursed by the slime of the tentacles along with Grimm's clothes.

"Get ready for trial! Old lady!! ”

Green, who carried the treasure bag well, suddenly made people feel that the whole person's temperament had changed, and the corners of his mouth raised a confident arc, you know, that treasure bag was full of nightmares for the whole village.

Possessing great curiosity and mobility, Green often keeps dangerous things in his backpack as a tool for his mischievous crimes.

It is called a multi-functional tactical backpack by Green, which was designed by Green and Bell, who served with his soldier father, and then invited the little tailor of the West Village to help make it with kind eyes, which is not only strong, but also can hold a lot of things, and more importantly, the cross-body strap is very easy to carry.

When he got the finished product of the shoulder bag, Green was very happy, you know, he is a self-proclaimed prop genre, and having a backpack that can carry all kinds of tactical props with him makes his heart feel greatly satisfied, and at the same time, he ...... It also brought great panic to the friends in the village.

As for why, let's look at the present.

Green, who got the things, rushed fearlessly towards the witch, an existence that was frightened by countless people.

“……”

Seeing Green's resolute expression and brainless actions, the witch was stunned at first, then sneered, and did not let out any more cruel words, muttering in a low voice.

No one could understand what she said, it was obviously a whispering voice, but it filled the entire space, as if it had an incredible magic, directly echoing in people's minds.

In this world ruled by theocracy, although in the evil camp, the status of the witch can be compared with the priests of the temple, and even, the priest who can only directly listen to the teachings of the gods is not as good as the witch in terms of overall effect, this is undoubted, for example, a hunter with a high rank, his strength, has surpassed the limits of human beings, through the assistance of props and equipment, that hunter can even hunt the extremely powerful ancient dragon.

However, it is limited to this, and there are very limits to what can be done by pure power, and most of them are related to destruction.

Witches, on the other hand, whose sorcery allows them to build a candy house with a permanent shelf life, whose curses can plunge an entire kingdom into a centuries-old slumber without those who sleep from old age, and who can also tamper with the human body from the rules of energy conservation, turning people into rats, cats, horses, and other animals.

Although the strength of this group of people is somewhat lacking, their almost omnipotent witchcraft is not an exaggeration to call them demigods, and if they are freed from the shackles of life and death, they ...... It is a god who walks in the mortal world!!

However, this is useless, hearing the witch's incomprehensible whisper, Green instantly understood, this thing is to be magnified, how can she get her wish!!

Without hesitation, he took something out of his treasure bag and pulled it with a slingshot.

Shout~~

The object shot out in mid-air and rushed directly into the witch's mouth, interrupting her witchcraft chant in an instant!!

A cracking pop sounded from her mouth, and the witch felt like her brain had gone blank, as if her mind had been drained in an instant!!

What Green fired into the witch's mouth was a dangerous weapon that terrified the children of the village, because it would not only cause double damage to their bodies and minds, but also give them a beating from the adults when they returned home!!

It is called:

【Biochemical fried eggs】

As the name suggests, rotten eggs that have been left for more than three months are used as ammunition, and when they hit the enemy, the terrible smell cannot be washed off even if the skin is scalded off with hot water!!

Now, such a dangerous biological and chemical weapon actually exploded the witch's mouth directly!!

Gargamel admits that his food menu has always been very scary, but it is really delicious after the heat processing!!

Now the rotten egg was almost like it had invaded the old lady's tongue deeply, her brain was blank, and the stench of her senses almost deprived her of all thoughts, so that she would never forget the smell.

The old lady, who had not been employed for hundreds of years, couldn't help but think of the adjective sentence in a book I had read before: "Stinky protein, in my mouth...... Yikes!! The mouth is getting pregnant!! 】

Well, although the description is very appropriate, doesn't it seem strange for an old woman to recall this thing!?

When she came back to her senses, the old lady had already vomited in ORZ posture, and the uncomfortable feeling made her almost suspect that she had vomited her stomach.

Stinking...... Stinky Imp......

Humiliation, anger, shock, unwillingness, all kinds of complicated feelings blended into a supreme hatred in the witch's heart, and she longed to eat her flesh and crush her bones.

Her eyes, rendered with hatred, were bloodshot with terror, and the witch looked up at Grimm, who was already standing in front of her at some point, but saw ......

"There's only one reason why you're failing."

Striking the match, the flickering flame, was approached by Green to the thing he was holding in his other hand, he looked into the witch's terrifying eyes, and said very calmly: "That is, you have flouted the law on the protection of minors, which we regard as sacred, and I think you have done a lot of excessive things to us citizens under the age of eighteen before, right?" Eating a child's heart? Abduction of children for abuse? You can do it...... You old dog who endangers our physical and mental health!! ”

The ignited item was aimed at the witch's blood-red eyes, which was used by Grimm to drive away the enemies besieging him when he was fighting in a group, it can not only cause group damage, but also cause a terrifying burning effect, many enemies were beaten by their parents because of the burning holes in their clothes, because of the proximity to the Poseidon Festival, foreign merchants brought them to the kingdom of Jade, so ...... It's not difficult to get started.

"Let's take it!! The Fire Dragon King's Breath!! ”

The ignited short-barreled fireworks, and the blazing light that burst out, covered the witch's entire face at a very close distance!!

"Ahh!!!h

The shrill scream, like a scraping blackboard, resounded throughout the garden.

Bear Kid VS Old Witch.

Bear child wins!!

PS: It's a bit of a rush when I write to the back, so don't complain about my scumbag writing.

In short, the witch's difficulty is over, then ...... Did any of you think it would be this way of fighting?

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