In the training room of the MG team, the atmosphere was solemn, and the six people sat in a group around the conference table, so serious that no one spoke. Team Guo was the first to speak, waving his hand, "Fat pig, you go and check where this 'Defense Tower No. 222' is." The fat pig stood up with a snort, nodded his head, and left.

Team Guo said with a serious face: "According to the usual practice, prawns, you tell everyone about today's events in detail." ”

The prawns stood up cleanly, and the posture of a national diplomat speaking actually had a similarity of 0.1, plus a percentile sign. He cleared his throat and said, "Today's incident is that the captain was beaten to pieces."

"Ahem, cough, cough" Team Guo interrupted his speech with a cough that was more violent than the advanced stage of tuberculosis, knocked on the table and said, "Let's talk about the point!" ”

"Oh oh" After observing the words and feelings, the prawn hurriedly changed his words: "The cause of the incident is this: the captain was hung up and beaten" Eh, where did you observe the words and looks

"Ahem, cough, cough" Team Guo's cough has become more intense, it seems that the tuberculosis is deteriorating rapidly and can no longer be controlled! waved his hand: "Needless to say, this kind of trivial matter, just skip it." ”

"Oh" The prawn let out a long oh, expressed his understanding, and changed his words: "Just after the captain was beaten today and there was no room to fight back"

"Can't you skip the beginning and get straight to the point!" Team Guo directly interrupted him, what kind of teammates are these, what is going on with this touching expression ability! Are the average Chinese students all in primary school? If you give some face, you will get pregnant! The fat pig in the team has to do the right thing, the ice cube doesn't like to talk, the monkey will digress when he speaks more than three sentences, the impotence can't help the brain, and the only remaining prawn is still lacking in heart and eyes! Is it that hard to have a regular team meeting?

"Oh, the captain was hung up and beaten," and then the prawn said it again

Team Guo fell directly under the chair, "Oh, I said you, why is it so difficult to have a meeting with you, can you say something about it, ah!" ”

Impotence first said that he didn't understand, and hurriedly spoke: "Captain, why are we having a meeting, just wait for the fat pig to come and tell us the results after the investigation, isn't this a superfluous move to pee and take off your pants?" "I'll you, have you ever thought about lesbian feelings! No wonder you are single, you deserve it.

"Ask me why I'm having a meeting!" Team Guo said that he was very angry, completely angry, and listed them one by one: "First of all, there is such a big thing; Two, our whole team was bloodied! Or was washed in blood by a person! Three, the most important thing is that he also sarcastically mocked me for having no skin! No, the last one doesn't count. ”

"But Captain, the first and second of your TM are duplicated, and if you don't count the third one, there is actually only one." Impotence said with a straight face.

"Ahem" Team Guo's lung cancer is committed again, isn't it good to say that tuberculosis is good!

"Anyway, no matter how many it is, we also need to have a regular team meeting."

"But if the fat pig doesn't find out, it's useless to have a meeting." Monkey Road.

"You seem to make a lot of sense when you say that," Team Guo frowned.

"Right." The monkey said proudly: "In fact, we just need to find out if he is a professional player, if so, we will study countermeasures, be careful, if not, try to see if we can pull him into the team, it is best if we can, can't we also make friends." ”

Team Guo frowned and thought for a while, and after a while, his brows gradually relaxed, but he didn't expect the monkey to be worthy of being a monkey, which is really gratifying! Nodding his head, "Well, the monkey has a point, I didn't expect it"

"Why don't you go out for a drink tonight? We haven't been out to H yet, and I heard that the girls in H are very hot! Nima, I can't help it for a long time! The monkey said excitedly to the crowd. I'm relying on your style of painting too quickly! It's too off-topic!

Thirty minutes later

"Defense Tower No. 222 This ID is a recent very popular rookie anchor of Hongqi TV,This anchor's stage name is Dream Man,Real name and age unknown,I haven't shown my face,Although the stage name is very literary,The style is very humorous,Successively invented the way of sending the dead to break the flow of alchemy and AD enchantment,The strength is very strong,It is said that during the live broadcast, I have not lost,Playing the diamond game is the same as playing man-machine,There are a lot of people who like it,The rise is also very fast,It's a first-line anchor。 The fat pig reported the information he had found.

"It's actually an anchor" Team Guo's right index finger and thumb, pinching the thumb of his left hand and rubbing it constantly, those who are familiar with him know that he is thinking seriously.

Team Guo let go of his thumb, slowly stood up according to the table, leaned over and said sharply: "Let this matter go first, you should have nothing happen today, I will deal with everything, now your task is to seriously prepare for the LPL League, if anyone dares to be lazy, Lao Tzu plucked his skin, do you hear!" ”

"I heard you!" Everyone responded in unison.

Team Guo nodded, and added: "The prawns will make up a thousand knives for me with Xing Ma!" No equipment is allowed. ”

The prawns fell straight under the chair

Looking at the bustling scene outside the floor-to-ceiling window, Team Guo muttered to himself: "Who are you in the dream?" ”

Walking on the road, Wang Lei, who was humming two tigers, sneezed, autumn is really coming, and this afternoon, the coolness involuntarily swells up. It's not early, hurry up and find something to eat, and then go home, don't delay, there will be the anchor to send Xiaomi goodbye to the five black games in the evening