Ninety-six, a well-known song
"Impotence, can you do it, this thing is very powerful, just now Team Guo was beaten to the ground looking for teeth" Prawn stood behind impotence and shouted loudly, halfway through the words, he suddenly felt that Mang's back was stabbed, and when he looked back, he looked back at Team Guo's black face, looking at himself with the eyes of the enemy who killed his father, and swallowed his saliva silently, and Prawn realized that he seemed to have done something wrong.
Prawn hurriedly said with a sincere face: "Captain, don't get me wrong, I mean that you were beaten to the ground at the beginning, but this is only temporary, and you will die after six." Then he was kicked by the fat pig, the prawns were just about to look at each other angrily, looking at the fat pig's face and looking at the ceiling, squeezing his eyebrows, a bunch of fat meat shook non-stop, and suddenly realized that he seemed to have said something wrong again, and sure enough, the bragging B based on objective facts couldn't be blown!
"No" Prawn racked his brains, "Captain, I mean that although you were beaten to the ground, looking for teeth all over the ground" Prawn is about to cry, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother are like the Buddha Christ Jesus is above, who will save me, I can't make it up! "But you're not dead in the end," the audience burst into laughter, and the fat pig kicked him in the ass, "You shouldn't have spoken!" ”
"Nest grass!" The fat pig danced and shouted: "Impotence, can you do it!" Three Q Jiaping A you are all in the middle! People only hit you three times! What kind of god are you! ”
"I'll go, how do I know, I still want to ask why Lao Tzu Sindra has one less Q skill than her!" Impotence was even more anxious, and the keyboard and mouse were crackling, "I can't keep up with this rhythm!" He seems to know how to go, I'll go, and now I'm so panicked that I don't know how to go, he's still in the middle! Damn, to die, to die! Impotence flashed in a panic to avoid a wave of pursuit, and shouted: "Wocao, captain, you just went out and stepped on the dog!" Just add a person solo to be perverted like this.,Lao Tzu was completely pressed and beaten.,Consciousness operations are better than mine.,Forget it.,There's no skin yet! ”
Prawn didn't pay attention to the captain's Bao Gong's face at all, and asked with a big grin, "What's the matter with this skin?" You stupid x! You also believe this, you really think that the captain was beaten because he had no skin. "The surroundings suddenly fell silent, prawns, you are the real stupid x! You must have your brains up to your ass! Looking at the way everyone looked up at the ceiling, it was as if to say, it has nothing to do with me, I am counting the stars. What are the stars to count in broad daylight? Besides, your star is on the ceiling! After a long time, the prawn seemed to understand something, and asked weakly, "Did I say the wrong thing again?"
Impotence suddenly jumped up from the chair! "I'll go, Lao Tzu was killed by Shan! It's only level four, Nima can't give some face! "Computer screens have become black and white." Damn, captain, who the hell is this demon, so fierce! The kitten and the wind are not as fierce as him! At least Syndra. ”
Looking at the black and white screen, the fat pig also became dignified, as a substitute in the team plus a dog-headed military advisor and a data analyst, known as the former for 500 years, and only 500 years after that, knowing astronomy and geography, and knowing trivialities, of course, it is just a claim. He is the most well-informed, professional masters from all walks of life, and the folk gods everywhere, not to say that he knows 100%, but at least eight or nine times out of ten, but he has never heard of such a person as "Defense Tower No. 222", and TM is the No. 1 god who can defeat Team Guo and impotence one after another, Nima, there is still a reason! It's like a passer-by in a martial arts drama suddenly ran out, making a move "unheard of, unseen, unseen, and don't know where to come out" swordsmanship, and successively knocked all the major masters and heroes from all over the world to the ground, this is not a counterattack of diaosi, it is simply born! Jumping straight out of the stone. In this way, it can't be Sun Monkey, right? It's indeed a very reliable inference, reliable your brother-in-law!
The fat pig shook his head: "I don't know, but" he frowned and thought for a while before saying: "This person shouldn't be the trumpet of any master, no one I have seen a master can beat the captain and impotence like this, but one or two can't explain the problem, let's fight with him a few more." ”
Team Guo also nodded slowly, "Fight is to fight, but you have to change to fight, monkey, you go"
Two hours later, the prawn hugged Team Guo's trouser legs, looking like he was forced to be a prostitute, and shouted heartbreakingly, and those who didn't know thought it was a resentful woman who was forced x and no one was responsible, "Captain! Don't, I've been abused six times in a row! I don't want to suffer any more, captain, you have pity on me, my eighty-year-old mother, and my three-year-old."
"Don't talk to me, my aunt is less than fifty years old, I saw it last time, and also, where did you get a child who doesn't have a girlfriend, give it to me!"
No girlfriend, no girlfriend, no girlfriend This sentence endured for a long time, endlessly, around the beam for three days, and the aftermath lingered in the heart of the prawn, as if from a distant call, and like a warning in his mother's ear, causing 10,000 real damage to his heart
Before I knew it, the time had come to the afternoon, Wang Lei had played a few solo and he couldn't remember it clearly, and he only lost two or three in total, and he lost all of them in the ADC position, which is the position that Wang Lei is not good at.
However, the last few solo positions are successive AD positions, and Wang Lei knows that it must be prawns that he fights. There is a reason why prawns are called prawns. Prawn is the most undisciplined in the team, is a wall grass, the wind blows on both sides, and it is quite coquettish, and later everyone gave him a nickname called soft-footed shrimp, but because he is the tallest in the team, he added a "big" word. Adding "big soft-footed shrimp" is not smooth, and over time it will increase the shrimp.
When I thought of the prawns, they looked sad and angry, as if they were dying, and under the coercion of their teammates, they couldn't help but laugh with their own solo Wang Lei, and they deliberately lost a few games happily, and praised a few words, which can be said to have seen the dawn of the dawn for the MG team who were eager to defeat themselves and regain face, but it was undoubtedly worse for the prawns, speechless and choking, who likes to be pressed and beaten! It's all about to be broken, and there is wood!
Finally, when the time was close to six o'clock, Wang Lei typed the words "I'm down, I have time to play", ending the solo that lasted for an afternoon. Stretch your waist, it's time to eat, and I'm going to play live after eating. As soon as he went out, he was in a very good mood, as a person with elegant taste, Wang Lei couldn't help humming a well-known and well-known song at home and abroad.
"Two tigers, two tigers, running fast, running fast, one without a nose and the other without a tail, it's weird, it's weird"
The pedestrians on the road cast admiring glances at him, and then respectfully gave way