Chapter 74: Blind Dates
The coaxing audience was very terrible, especially Ou Lu couldn't think of Lan Xiang's joke now, so he had to cough and say, "Are you sure you want me to say Lan Xiang?" Just now, Brother Ou, I still want to talk to you about some gossip about Xiaoxin's anchor, do you all know, Xiaoxin went on a blind date yesterday and met a strange man! ”
This sentence Ou Lu is not lying, just that Wandan, the name is so strange, can you not kneel?
Speaking of blind dates, it can be regarded as a hot topic when the New Year is approaching, Baidu search terms can often be in the top ten, and there is often a phenomenon of renting a boyfriend and renting a girlfriend to go back for the New Year・・・・・・
Of course, for this reason, on the one hand, the popularity of the Internet and mobile phones, resulting in young men and women are very open on the Internet, but in real life, they really don't know a few people of the opposite sex, the most important thing is the various offensives of parents and relatives and friends.
Ou Lu's topic is very down-to-earth, and it is about Xia Xinyu, although everyone has been chasing Ou Lu just now, but this is not ignoring Xia Xinyu, a big beauty. This time, it was the turn of the continent to mention it, and everyone instantly turned their attention back.
And Ou Lu just wants everyone to turn their attention back, after all, it is a co-anchor, and it is not Ou Lu singing a one-man show, and Ou Lu has been talking for so long, and his voice is almost dry!
"Xiaoxin's gossip? Brother Ou, you can talk about it! ”
"Let's let Xiaoxin say it herself, Brother Ou has said that he is a strange man, he must be really wonderful!"
"I'm scared of the baby, it turns out that Xiaoxin is such a beautiful girl, and one day she will go on a blind date, doesn't that mean that I still have a chance?"
"If it doesn't work out, I'll cry in the toilet or I'll be blind in the toilet!"
"You're still crying blind in the toilet, you're blind!"
In the midst of the discussions, Xia Xinyu also glanced at Ou Lu delicately, of course she knew that Ou Lu was looking for a topic for herself, but yesterday's blind date was really difficult to talk about, thinking of the embarrassment of being held in Ou Lu's arms, Xia Xinyu couldn't help but fly her cheeks.
However, the other party's character is still a little more generous, and he quickly recovered:
"It's nothing.,It's just that I've met a superb man.,I've been bragging from beginning to end.,In fact, it's just a bastard who doesn't study well and was sent abroad by his parents to play abroad for 4 years.,He said it to himself.,I just want to go back quickly.。 As a result, at this time, a bear child at the table was playing in the aisle with a Coke, and ran over to "poof" and spray him in the face! It was a joy to look at him at that time, red scarf! You've made a meritorious service~"
Ou Lu actually sounds quite unpleasant, yesterday that Bandan, Ou Lu did see the other party bragging, but in the end it was Ou Ge and I who saved the world, not the bear child who came out of nowhere, your sister, is there such a handsome bear child?
Maybe the topic of Ou Lu is really in line with Xia Xinyu's heart, or the other party is really on a blind date countless times and has not yet married, in short, Ou Lu got up, and the other party kept talking, and the audience was also very enthusiastic, which also made Ou Lu feel relieved.
"I can't slip away!"
"Xiaoxin is really crazy! This blind date frequency is too high, right? ”
"Will Xiaoxin marry me?"
"Why can't Xiaoxin find a boyfriend, is it because the requirements are too high?"
Talking about the gossip of the female anchor, it is obvious that the audience is more enthusiastic, and the atmosphere becomes strong for a while.
Of course, this game is not interesting, and Xiaoxin just casually explained a few words.
Ou Lu secretly breathed a sigh of relief, but he never expected that the flames of war would soon burn on him.
"Xiaoxin is so beautiful and has to go on a blind date, does Brother Ou have a girlfriend?"
"How could it not be, our sister-in-law Ou is selling by catty!"
"Where's Sister-in-law? Why haven't you seen it? ”
"Brother Ou shouldn't be masturbating by himself, right?"
Is it tolerable or unbearable, as a man, a 20-year-old mature man, he is actually called a virgin-male, although this is indeed a fact・・・・・・
Ou Lu coughed and said: "Actually, I started a blind date when I was 10 years old, I didn't know the height of the sky, and finally mustered up the courage to participate in the computer marriage, and the conditions for choosing a mate were four points: 1. Petite and exquisite; 2. Not afraid of the cold, love winter swimming; 3. Good health; 4. Good team spirit." A week later, the computer mate selection center finally responded, and the computer showed that it was: penguin. ”
Ou Lu is obviously more of a joker, and he doesn't need to rely on his face to brush his attention, and his casual words obviously aroused more people's complaints than Xia Xinyu.
"I'll it! Brother Ou, you did this when you were 10 years old? Admire, admire! ”
"Brother Ou is mighty, it's a pity that your other half is in Antarctica!"
"I'm scared, can Brother Ou find a girlfriend like this?"
Ou Lu said casually: "Actually, I was young and frivolous at that time, the 10-year-old was at best playing, at the age of 16, I graduated from high school, I wanted to try the feeling of blind date, so I really contacted a sister, the other party is a very beautiful girl, or the English department, at that time I also pretended to be more mature, the other party was quite dragged, as soon as she came, she said that she was English level 8, Japanese level 1, German level 2, ask me how many levels? I told him QQ30, Yellow Diamond 7, Red Diamond 4, Colored Diamond 4, Green Diamond 3. And then ・・・・・・ there is no then・・・・・・"
"Haha, Brother Ou, are you Timo teasing me?"
"At the age of 16, I dare to flirt with a college girl!"
"That girl may really want to have a relationship with Brother Ou, but Brother Ou was too stupid at the time!"
"The girl in the English department started like this, if I played this kind of first-level group, I would definitely be wiped out by the group, and it was impossible to pull so much!"
"Give me the QQ 30 level, can I tell you that I'm already golden in League of Legends?"
"I'm scared to death baby!"
"Brother Ou's life experience is really colorful!"
Ou Lu scratched his head, in fact, this is all an Internet joke, but he has been an anchor for so long, and he never plays a draft when he brags: "Let's talk about an 18-year-old blind date experience, at that time, Brother Ou was not simple, five times a day, no why, being idle is willful!" ”
The big guys are laughing!
"You give me five more photos, in case you meet someone who happens to be a girlfriend or something, how embarrassing!"
"Brother Ou, you haven't been beaten to death yet, what a miracle!"
"Lanxiang excavator graduates, really have this talent! That's an exaggeration, right? ”
"Brother Ou, I'm really convinced, it's not easy to live to be our anchor until now!"
"Give the reward, those girls must have seen Brother Ou look handsome, so they didn't bear to slap their faces, otherwise Brother Ou's face would be broken!"