Continental considered the language:

In fact, so many girls couldn't succeed later, and they couldn't blame me, mainly because we didn't have a common language, so I asked them the same question: "How old are you?" Two-thirds of the girls replied with great pride: "34C." ””

The audience was delighted!

"Why don't you have a common language with Brother Ou? Such a girl has a common language with me! ”

"What a girl who hit the nail on the head! Although Brother Ou said no, he still wanted to know this data in his heart! ”

"Could it be that Brother Ou was too young at the beginning?"

"Eighty percent of Chinese women can't exceed D, Brother Ou is so naïve!"

"I think Xiaoxin also has dddddd・・・・・・"

At these words, Ou Lu didn't feel anything, but Xia Xinyu's cheeks were crimson when they were ridiculed, like ripe red apples.

The topic of Europe was released, and he boldly said that in fact, he was more suitable for telling these jokes than Xia Xinyu: "When I was 19 years old, I was already in college at that time, and I had just gone on a blind date, and I set up a dinner for both parties to meet at night, and after eating, both of them felt good, walking along the street, and just ran into a few friends, and the friends came up and said: You kid is really not interesting, and you can't call a brother to play with a young lady....... Nima! Are these people?!! …”

"Pig teammates! I think Brother Ou's heart was broken at that time! ”

"I'm not afraid of god-like opponents, I'm afraid of pig-like teammates!"

"At that time, Brother Ou may have strangled his heart, and he finally got rid of the single!"

"There is always a sense that Brother Ou is destined to be lonely for a lifetime, and Brother Ou is only 20 years old now, and he has such a rich life experience, and he has a richer rhythm than Xiaoxin's anchor!"

"Anyway, why is Brother Ou so anxious to find a girlfriend? Let me do it! ”

Looking at the barrage and swiping the screen, Ou Lu felt that if he was not crazy, he would not survive, for the number of people online, for the subscription, and for the reward, Ou Lu continued to make up jokes:

"In fact, blind date is also a kind of joy in life, especially now I always can't understand the thoughts of girls, such as when I was 20 years old, some time ago, when I was on a blind date, I finally saw my goddess, the goddess smiled shyly and said, "People are just a faint woman, want to find a faint man!?" "Brother Ou immediately panicked when he heard it, I have two balls, who is the man on the earth? Nima's is so hard! And then ・・・・・・ there is no then・・・・・・"

"Wha!"

"And then, there was no then! This EQ, Brother Ou, I'm also drunk! ”

"My stomach hurts from laughing! Brother Ou, you're here to tease us! ”

"No wonder I started a blind date at the age of 10, this kind of emotional intelligence, maybe I can't find a girl if I go on a blind date later!"

Even Xia Xinyu, who was on the side, was so smiling that the camera kept shaking, and from time to time she glanced at everyone with her charming eyes, which made people dizzy.

Speaking of which, now the cooperation between Xia Xinyu and Ou Lu is also quite tacit, at this time, Xia Xinyu will also come up appropriately to brush up on the sense of existence, and only listen to Xia Xinyu complaining:

"Brother Ou, your EQ is really low! Maybe you'll miss out on some good girls who like you silently! ”

This sentence seems to be a little wrong, but at this time, Xia Xinyu didn't feel that she liked Ou Lu, she had long seen that Ou Lu liked Chen Yaoyao, and Chen Yaoyao was also a little interesting to Ou Lu, but she didn't dare to confess, and the relationship between them was also very complicated.

As for why Xia Xinyu wanted to help Chen Yaoyao, maybe it was a kind of self-confidence from Bai Fumei, she felt that Ou Lu, a humorous and handsome man, an ordinary Chen Yaoyao, could not have him, what he needed was a virtuous helper who could help him in his career.

Of course, sometimes Xia Xinyu is also willing to use some things to show her generosity and kindness, although she didn't give a good impression at first, but it does not prevent her from doing some good deeds to add points to herself, so that people can ignore her occasional outbursts of temper.

"Actually, this has nothing to do with Brother Ou's emotional intelligence!"

Ou Lu continued Xia Xinyu's words and said: "In our Huaxia, it is normal for blind dates to be difficult to achieve, everyone watches what kind of blind date programs are not sincere and do not disturb the TV station, even if you are rich and handsome, you may not be able to succeed!" ”

If you are honest, do not disturb this blind date show is indeed very famous, the first show with the theme of blind date, but it reveals a strong idea of money worship, a sentence "I'd rather cry in a BMW than laugh on a bicycle." It can be said that the deepest desires of human nature have been exhausted.

Ou Lu said: "Brother Ou is just like this, a foreign guy participates in a Chinese-China blind date show." F: Where do you live after marriage? Do you have a room? A: I live with my grandmother, father, and stepmother, and the house is from the last century. 10 lights out. F: What are you doing? What unit is your dad? A: I'm a GI, and my dad doesn't have a unit. 8 lights off. F: Married with a BMW? Answer: Carriage line? The lights are all off. Moderator: Where are you from and what is your name? The guy replied: Britain, others call me Prince William......"

This joke is indeed a bit cold, and my friends are dumbfounded!

"This woman is too snobbish!"

"The plot is reversed, the rhythm of Chiguoguo's slap in the face!"

"I don't blame those women, after all, material life is the basic plate, and there is no material place to talk about love or anything."

"Haha, Prince William has been completely turned off, and he is really blind!"

"Prince William is not suitable for our Chinese girl, he may not have thought of ・・・・・・"

"Speaking of which, the money society, I heard that now the blind date woman no longer asks the man directly if he has a house and a car, but asks: "How much is the parking fee in your community a month?" "I was shocked when I heard it, this question is too TM artistic, I have to accept it!"

"It's all tears! Back then, I accompanied my buddies on a blind date, and I was forced to be poor!! The woman asked for a gift of 100,000 oceans, and her name said: If you have been together for 50 years, it will only be five yuan and four cents a day, and it is already very cheap for the buddy who has no house or car. I looked at the buddy who was suffocating into a pig's liver-colored face, and I couldn't help it: Let's do it, let's give eleven yuan a day, no, twenty-two yuan, and settle the bill by day, and you can make four times more money in fifty years! Looking at each other's wonderful changing faces, I walked away with my adoring buddies!! ”

Many people even began to share their blind date experiences, but for a while, there was no need for Continental to say anything, at this time the chat channel was much better than the anchor!

"Guys, you're losing!"

"I'm convinced, the blind date is too high-end, or concentrate on playing masturbation!"

"That's it, although the woman is good, she can't let me play for 30 yuan for 4,000 minutes! And League of Legends can! ”

Of course, there are some girls who refute:

"If you can play the old lady for 4,000 minutes at a time, the old lady will stick you with 30!"