Why did the ninety-year-old zebra die naked on the street? Why are hundreds of female elephants screaming in the middle of the night? Why is Yade City's aphrodisiac medicine repeatedly hacked? Why is the Kingdom's No. 1 breeding farm attacked every night? Who committed the serial case of forcible annihilation of sows? The door of the broken stable is opened every night, is it a person or a ghost? What is hidden behind the accidental death of hundreds of small cockroaches? Behind all this, is it the distortion of bestiality or the degradation of morality? Is it a sexual outburst or ** helplessness? Stay tuned tonight at 8 p.m. CCA|V8 annual masterpiece "Fat Dun's Road to Cloth" allows us to follow the camera into the inner world of the only son of the sad wind......

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The Poseidon Festival is a festival where everyone under his rule revels together under the glory of Lord Poseidon.

On this special holiday, everyone will involuntarily put down their work to enjoy, even the hardest working farmers will not hesitate to take this precious time to join this sleepless carnival.

And in order to prepare for such a festival, everyone will be busy putting on the lights, and of course, the work of grazing will also be put aside; In order to keep their animals from causing trouble during their own preparation for the festival, the people of the village will lock all the animals in a large house on this day, which is prepared with plenty of feed and water, so that they do not have to worry about starvation during their absence.

However, no one expected that on this happy and festive day, those domestic animals put away their usual cute expressions and quietly plotted a heart-wrenching murder......

"Finally... Finally..., after waiting too long, finally... The day of shame has arrived!! ”

Unable to control the slight tremor all over its body, a pure white rabbit in the fence widened its red eyes, and the darkness called hatred poured out from the deepest place, skewing its entire face, and making its originally lovely three-petal mouth distorted by this time.

"It's scary!! What a terrible resentment!! If it gathers from the sea, a live North sauce will be born again!! ”

A small brown bear next to him took two steps back, and it looked at the rabbit's hideous and terrifying expression with a horrified face: "What happened to you!?" ”

"Hmph." Hearing this, the white rabbit's expression narrowed, and he said indifferently: "It's Xiong Ji...... I didn't expect you to be locked up in a livestock house, which was a little surprising. ”

"There's no way, the master left me alone to survive in the wilderness, and the villagers thought the bear was an omnivorous creature so they sent me here to eat feed, it's too much, right!?"

This bear is the cub that Bell picked up in the Dark Forest a while ago, because it looks cute (the main reason is [pseudo]), and it can be eaten when raised (direct reason), Bell kept this bear as a pet, and named it [Xiongji], a simple and cute name. (Probably asking for good luck, it's not very safe in the wild, and Mama Bear hasn't found this big problem...... Maybe you've been turned into a fur hat by some hunter? ）

"So you haven't been weaned yet? That's pathetic. Although he said this, there was no sympathy on the face of the white rabbit: "It just so happens that you are a newcomer to the livestock world in the East Village, and the opportunity is rare, let me take you to meet the seniors in the circle." ”

With that, the white rabbit ran towards the pile of livestock gathered in the big house.

I forgot to mention that here, small domestic animals such as rabbits, chickens, and ducks are separated from large creatures such as cows, sheep, horses, and pigs.

Although the fence is built, the culture of the East Village is low, and the doors are jammed with wooden sticks, such as this rudimentary door lock, which can be easily opened by intelligent animals with a bite and a pull with their mouths. (In fact, these domestic animals occasionally go missing, and the blood stains left on the ground prove that wild animals have visited them, but the villagers just don't learn to do it.)

Xiong Ji hurriedly followed.

It was evident that it was not yet time for a meeting, and all the animals were speaking out loud with the cries peculiar to their own race. (e.g. a duck with a strong London accent, such as a pigeon with an Indian accent)

Tumei took Xiong Ji straight to an old goat chewing grass: "Let me introduce, this is the sheep of the village chief of the East Village, it is the oldest sheep in the East Village, and it has a full five years of life, and it is the most senior old man here." Just because he is well-informed, under the ears and eyes of the village chief, and has moral cultivation, he successfully killed all the sheep of the same age and was elected as the leader of the sheep, and we all call it Professor Sheep. ”

"Oh, oh, I'm glad I will."

Xiong Ji hurriedly leaned forward, wanting to say hello to the skinny-looking old-timer.

"But ......" The conversation changed, and Tumei said lightly: "Professor Yang has a bad habit, that is, ......"

"Ha~phew" The old goat who was chewing grass suddenly opened his half-squinted eyes, and spit out a mouthful of water on the face of Xiong Ji, who greeted him enthusiastically.

"I like to spit in other people's faces." And at this time, Rabbit's words were late.

"......" thick phlegm slid down Xiong Ji's face, and after two seconds, it suddenly turned its head and yelled at Rabbit Mei: "What are you kidding, what kind of moral cultivation is this!" ”

"Don't worry about these little things."

Shaking her head, Tumei ran to an old scalper lying on the ground not far away: "Now I would like to introduce you to the representatives from the allies of the West Village, who are also poor people who are persecuted by the Great Demon King. ”

"I hope it's not a pit guy who likes to spit in people's faces......" Xiong Ji followed closely behind Rabbit Mei and sighed helplessly.

"Of course not, the old scalper of the village chief's family is notoriously honest and honest, and he treats people sincerely, right? Dr. Niu? ”

Under the call of the little white rabbit, the old scalper who was still lying in the corpse opened his eyelids, and his cloudy eyes revealed a faint yellow light, which was full of the tempering of time, the passage of time, the doubts of the past and the confusion that had just woken up, and stared straight at the two small animals in front of him in a daze.

Then a mouthful of old phlegm spat on the larger face. "Hello"

Xiong Ji: "......"

"Didn't you say okay not to spit? Is that what it means to be sincere? What about the pit daddy! ”

"No, it's different, the motivation is different." Tumei shook her head and explained calmly like a detective: "Dr. Niu likes to compare himself with Professor Yang, and the two of them are well-known old rivals, so when he sees water stains on your face, he vomits very decisively. ”

"The point is that if you spit out water stains? Isn't that worse!? Pointing at the old scalper, the young brown bear roared with a distorted expression: "And this old Wang Ba's expression makes me very unhappy!" ”

Indeed, after spitting on Xiong Ji's face, Dr. Niu showed a sarcastic smile, and the pure contempt and malice did not look like it was displayed for the sake of comparing with the old goat.

"Didn't you say you shouldn't care about these little things? The junior and the old man have a dispute, do you still want to be faced? The white rabbit said with a flat expression while looking around.

The old scalper agreed with the white rabbit's statement, and smiled proudly at the young brown bear: "Did you hear it, little miscellaneous skin, talk to me in the future and be respectful, it's better to kneel and speak!" Otherwise, I've got a hundred ways to keep you in the barn! ”

Oh my god, I want to kill it!

"Okay, after meeting the elders in the village, I'll take you to get to know the main combat forces of this operation."

With that, the rabbit walked towards the circle surrounded by all the animals.

"Action? What action? Wait for me, Rabbit Beauty. The brown bear hurried to follow.

"Speaking of which, I haven't told you yet, "Fat Dun Annihilation Plan".

"Fat dun? That legendary model of our generation...... Wrong! That legendary Bombardment Demon King who has caused fear in the livestock world of the eastern and western villages to be shrouded in fear!? ”

"yes, that's it, that goddamn bastard." Whenever Tom's Shar Pei dog is mentioned, Rabbit's expression becomes very scary, and he trembles with anger: "The Anti-Demon King Alliance invited me at the beginning, but I actually refused, because I don't like to meddle very much, but ...... That day, I'll never forget that night! ”

"Difficult... Don't? ”

The juvenile brown bear looked up and down the rabbit's petite body with a shocked face, does the magic sword of the Great Demon King, which is full of sin and cursed by the world, still have its own functions that can be big or small!? Thermal expansion and cold contraction? What a terrible principle, what a ghostly ability!!

"If you think about it again, believe it or not, I'll bite off your ......," said the white rabbit, looking at Xiong Ji's unaudited parts suspiciously, as if she was looking at the dirtiest thing in the world, and it was obvious that her hatred for it had even reached the point of eating its flesh raw!!

"Rabbit Mi-chan, your mind is very dangerous!" Hurriedly taking two steps back, the brown bear was almost scared out of the sequelae: "But it's too unreasonable to think about it!" How could a rabbit make such a difficult posture as pushing the palace through the hole with the shelling of the great demon king who can the cow!! ”

“…… It's exactly as you say, but...... Have you ever heard of electrostatic friction? At this point, the White Rabbit closed its mouth, as if remembering an unbearable past, and its expression was twisted and frightened for a while.

"Just... Is it the human theory that electrostatic effects occur by rubbing hair with a ruler? It's so scary, it's no wonder that the Magic Spike Performing Arts Troupe uses women's hair as a prop in their shows, so it really produces a different kind of excitement!? ”

"You...... Did you even go to watch the show of the Magic Spike Performing Arts Troupe? A small brown bear cub ......"

The three-petal mouth twitched, and the white rabbit sighed deeply: "In short, that guy insulted my smooth and pure white fluff, I originally wanted to be a bystander, in order to eliminate evil, I waded into this pool of troubled waters, tsk, why am I not a bird or a fish!" These flat-haired brutes and underwater nerds are the last thing that dog thieves can handle!! ”

"That's why I heard that people's greatest ambition is to conquer the sky and the sea......" Xiong Ji complained quietly.

"You've heard of some things that have recently caused a lot of outsiders to move to the village because of some big changes around it." Ignoring Xiong Ji's complaints, White Rabbit deflected the topic and said, "Thanks to the blessings of those human beings who moved, our Anti-Demon King Alliance has added a lot of new force to this. This time, taking advantage of this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity such as the combination of livestock and foreign reinforcements in the whole village, it is as simple as digging into the bag to cut off the dog head on the neck of the demon king's fat dun! ”

"There are many people who bully people...... Wouldn't that be too despicable? Xiong Ji's expression was embarrassed, isn't this the rhythm of the six major sects besieging the Guangming Peak that the bard said?

"To deal with this kind of evil demons, you don't need to talk about the morality of the rivers and lakes!"

Appeared! Classic lines of martial arts dramas! I really dare to say it, Rabbit Sauce.

"See?"

Leading the brown bear cubs to squeeze away a few chickens and ducks, the white rabbit motioned to Xiong Ji to look at the tall figure in the circle: "They are the strongest elite of our Anti-Demon King Alliance!" ”

In the field, there are three horses with proud heads held high, they shake their graceful manes, kick their hard iron hooves, and constantly show off their majestic physique.

As if hearing the white rabbit's praise, the three warriors grinned at the many animals, then turned their backs to them and flung their tails away, revealing their ......

"Chrysanthemum? What does that mean? Xiong Ji was suddenly shocked, and said with a stunned expression: "Could it be that these three warriors want to use their scabbards to seal and bombard the Great Demon King's magic sword to fight for us a chance to attack!?" ”

What a touching dedication!!

"No... I don't think so under it. At this moment, a sudden sound sounded next to them, attracting the attention of Rabbit Mei and Kumaji, and as they followed the voice, they saw a strange-looking black pony whispering:

"I heard my father mention that there is a country in the Far East, where the king has cultivated a group of assassination troops called [Demon Ninja], this assassination force is all composed of women, they are not only proficient in all kinds of cruel and direct killing methods, but also very good at disguise to blend into the crowd, in order to complete the task, they even do not hesitate to abuse their own bodies, with special skills, when dealing with some powerful mission targets, through the micro-manipulation of the body muscles, in one fell swoop to cut off the enemy's demon pestle!! Horror, horror! ”

"What... What the!? Xiong Ji suddenly gasped, looked at the parts that the three horses couldn't write with a shocked face, and said in a typical line of Japanese comics: "Clip the magic sword or something, these three men, what are they ......?"

"You're almost enough, two of you." Rabbit bared her teeth: "They show off the leg muscles that are strong enough to kick a strong man to death, where do you all think!?" ”

"Uh, that is, isn't it? I thought there were three strong opponents with enough strength to face the Great Demon King......"

With a palpable look of disappointment on his face, Kumayoshi shifted his gaze back to the black ponies he had just accosted.

"I don't know what this righteous man is called?"

Speaking of which, this pony looks very strange.

Although it is only a head horse, it can be seen at a glance that it is extraordinary: the black fur seems to be coated with refined wax, and it looks like it has been carefully cared for and smooth; The smooth fine black hair extends all the way to the abdomen, abruptly turning from black to white, as if the endless long black night suddenly turned into dawn, and although the snowy silver hair is in the lower abdomen, it still shines with its own brilliance. Behind the thighs, a thin little tail is not as weak as other horses, and the spirit of it keeps swaying behind it, like a spiritual whip. The most commendable thing is naturally its head, with its long pointed ears like the elf proprietress in the moonlight tavern, greeting it quite energetically; The ears extend the same silver coat color as the belly, giving a hint of brightness to the horse's face, which looks awkward anyway; The snow-white horse's mouth reflects the caretaker's special intentions, and the pink horse's lips add a bit of cuteness to this horse's face.

How so? Anyway, this guy looks very much like a horse, but it has a slight difference in appearance from other horses, is it a legendary deformity?

Maybe...... It also has something to do with that outstanding-like temperament, right?

I saw that this peculiar black pony smiled gently at Tumei and Xiong Ji, and said politely:

"Hello, I'm Caesar Betyadi Yard, a newcomer to the East Village."