"How many times have you done that when the pink parts have turned purple and black?"

"That's a lot, I can't count them......"

"Aren't you afraid that your body won't be able to bear it?"

"If you get used to it, it's good naturally......"

"Didn't your family say anything about you?"

"Yes, but I think people should live their own personalities......"

"The result?"

"That's it......"

After a moment of silence......

"I'm going to start."

"Well, stop the ink, let's get on it."

"It's going to hurt a little, be patient and don't move, you'll be distracted."

"Be gentle......"

Listen to Suo's voice......

"My fee is high, are you sure you can afford it?"

"It doesn't matter, let's quote a price......"

"Money means nothing to me."

"And what do you want?"

"What's your most important thing?"

“…… it! ”

Propping himself up suddenly, Green stared at the little witch's expressionless face with vigilance: "You guy, are you actually eyeing my treasure!?" ”

"Amoeba protozoa, be grateful for the only good fortune you have in this life." Putting his hand into the small medicine jar, Ge Geling slapped his hand full of pungent white paste on Green's light PP, and then began to wipe it, his delicate face was even colder, and the cold air like a ghost roared to the side: "In my more than 100 years of medical experience, it is the first time in my life to drug a funny imp who was beaten by a board because of his own death." To be honest, it's not a pleasant thing to medicate this despicable maggot. ”

"Uh-oh~~~" (Grimm trembling...... ）

After the paralysis eased a little, Green said: "I should have said it when I was unhappy, I really didn't expect that the Rakshasa ghost woman would still have such a hand, tsk, I have seen it for a long time." ”

It is said that the apprentices of the church starve to death the master, but it is obvious that what Ms. Linda taught is far from starving to death. The lifelong experience of a hunter who is only one big step away from stepping into the demigods, even if he only has knowledge of traps, is something that Green can integrate at the age of nine? In front of a veteran trap master like Linda, just Green is always not enough. The bear child never imagined that this controlling mother-in-law would be so insidious and cunning that she would set up a small mechanism on the window of her room. The moment she opened the window, the little bell in Linda's room would faithfully begin to shake, reminding her owner that her bear child had begun to die day after day.

From the moment Green left the room, Linda had been hanging unhurriedly behind him, secretly monitoring the movements of her bear child. Originally, I wanted to just catch my little slippery head who likes to swim at night, but after seeing that Green was still alive, I stopped this idea. She wanted to see where this little rabbit could run and fool around in the middle of the night!

Pull up Jack, meet acquaintances, greet each other, and enter the tavern...... Everything was seen by Linda, who was incarnated as a tailgating idiot. Even when Green listened to the hostess's story, she sat at the table next to Green and drank silently!!

When she saw that the little rabbit finally thought of going home, she left the tavern first and waited in her son's room.

That's the basic picture.

You can imagine what a grassy look Green would have when he found out the truth.

Are they already recovering enough to go out and run around?' This resilience ...... Even if he is a Shura, he is nothing more than that, right? Should it be said that it is worthy of the power of the gods in the clouds? It's really convenient. ’

After thinking for a moment, but not showing envy and research desire at all, Ge Geling, who had finished applying the ointment, stood up and began to pack her things, and asked without raising her head: "I heard that you have a shoulder bag involving space technology?" ”

Green Tiger's buttocks shook, and only after two seconds did he say in surprise: "Who told you that!?" ”

"Your mother."

"That mother-in-law...... Green's face suddenly distorted: "Don't you know the space ring...... Is the space bag the biggest secret of the protagonist in addition to the old man and the bare eggs!? I told it to outsiders so casually...... No, I've got to drink a glass of juice to crush the shock! ”

After finishing speaking, Green stared at Ge Ling with sharp eyes, what [do you want to kill people] [unless you are my woman] [don't you hurry up to serve tea to your future father-in-law] [hurry up and give me food below] and other bad thoughts are all conveyed in a look worse than the thought.

No, in fact, he has already whispered it all!

"How dare you say it in front of your life-saver...... Do you know how many precious herbs I have invested in saving your life as humble as a rat woman in a dark corner? ”

Two steps closer, the girl, who looked to be only twelve or thirteen years old, poked her finger on the chest of the nine-year-old boy, and said in a very strong tone: "The body that is no different from the flesh foamed by soda, the bones of wheat that seem to have been thrown into a millstone for three hundred turns, and the flesh and blood that is as loose as the sand on the beach, are all painstakingly repaired by me." To put it mildly, I gave you this life, so naturally you should also be subordinate to me. Let you be a slave for me for the rest of your life, and you should not complain! ”

“…… It seems to make a lot of sense. After scratching his head and thinking for a moment, Green smiled proudly: "But I choose to pay the bill!" ”

“…… I told your mom to go. ”

"Oh don't!"

Calling out Ge Ling, who was about to turn away, Green's expression was a little helpless: "It's not that I don't want to show you, but ...... It's better not to let strangers open that thing, it's going to be eaten......"

"Eat?"

"That's right, eating it, like a shredded chicken, will tear you into pieces, and, after being eaten, it will be decomposed into particle energy forms, and there is no choice to become a stool for watering flowers and plants!"

"Huh~~ Then I have to ask."

Neither believing nor disbelieving, Ge Ling put down the movements in her hand and sat back in her chair. She placed her right leg on her left leg gracefully, then folded her hands on her chest, leaned back slightly in the chair, and squinted her eyes as she lazily followed Green's previous style. However, in the gap that narrowed out, there was a brilliance that only seekers of knowledge possessed: "We still have a lot of time, so considering that you are only half as expressive as a cockroach, you can speak slowly without a problem." As for the origin of that backpack, to be honest, not only the origin of the backpack, but also those mysterious lines on your disgusting cantharid. ”

It is often said that what a child says is not worth believing. But in Gegeling's opinion, these people are simply farting. It is more credible than the adults who have become cunning philistines and obsessed with practical interests, or children whose morals and values have not yet been fully established.

Although the children's descriptions are exaggerated and nonsensical, what we need to do is to peel back the meaningless whitewash caused by children's whimsy. As long as you complete this step, then the truth will be presented to you without the absurd-sounding fairy tales.

"If you are too poisonous, you won't be able to get married in the future."

Muttering, Green began to adjust his mood, and after taking a deep breath, he picked his nostrils and told his story:

"But I said that it was a sunny morning, and my three friends and I were happily playing by the river......"

PS: At first, the people who wanted to be crooked all faced the wall!!

Anyway, there is a post in this book...... It's quite unexpected, but the number of people is a little small, so let's go to liven up the atmosphere?

It's been the last two days, Sanjiang ticket, you know (stretch out your hand)